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Re: A cunning plan to get sex
« Reply #75 on: May 14, 2007, 07:19:58 AM »
I still can't figure out how anyone can sleep through sex unless they're drugged.  Fall asleep during, maybe.  Sleeping that soundly seems almost pathological.   :O_o:

Well, I'd move VERY slowly, so as not to wake her fully.
Sometimes, it worked. She was never unhappy about it.
Perhaps it was just the concentration of trying not to
awaken her, that made her seem like she was moving
better.

Though, she passed out during an RPG, and was kinda
moving around pretty well - much to the rest of the
players' amusement. She had very little trouble falling
asleep.

RPG?  You incorporated dice into a kinky sex orgy?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: A cunning plan to get sex
« Reply #76 on: May 14, 2007, 07:16:56 PM »
No. Though sometimes sex did come
into it (when my psycho ex's boyfriend
wasn't present  :evillaugh:). She just
fell asleep, and started moving in a
rather enticing manner. We all got
a nice laugh out of it.

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Re: A cunning plan to get sex
« Reply #77 on: May 14, 2007, 07:47:16 PM »
No. Though sometimes sex did come
into it (when my psycho ex's boyfriend
wasn't present  :evillaugh:). She just
fell asleep, and started moving in a
rather enticing manner. We all got
a nice laugh out of it.

Sleepwalking?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: A cunning plan to get sex
« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2007, 07:50:24 PM »
More sleep-squirming. We were sitting on the floor.

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Re: A cunning plan to get sex
« Reply #79 on: May 14, 2007, 07:52:03 PM »
Ohhh.  Makes more sense now.
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Re: A cunning plan to get sex
« Reply #80 on: May 14, 2007, 08:37:08 PM »
More sleep-squirming. We were sitting on the floor.

Narcolepsy ??

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Re: A cunning plan to get sex
« Reply #81 on: May 14, 2007, 08:39:17 PM »
More sleep-squirming. We were sitting on the floor.

Narcolepsy ??

I think she was just tired, and things weren't much
involving her. Still, she definitely moved well while
asleep.