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Offline Genesis

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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #75 on: January 26, 2016, 03:54:06 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on January 25, 2016, 10:59:31 PM
My sister has two Chihuahuas. I saw a sign on Facebook that would be perfect for her - "Beware... Death from the ankles down!"

Luckily my dad's dog isn't like that....
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #76 on: January 26, 2016, 04:37:42 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on January 25, 2016, 09:34:29 PM
Can a dog be racist if it doesn't like Black people?

No, just his owner.
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #77 on: January 26, 2016, 05:00:43 PM »
Used to know a dog that didn't like black people, due to having never seeing them before; also knew a dog that didn't like kids for the same reason.
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #78 on: January 26, 2016, 08:02:47 PM »
Quote from: Hubert, Esq. on January 26, 2016, 04:37:42 PM
Quote from: Genesis on January 25, 2016, 09:34:29 PM
Can a dog be racist if it doesn't like Black people?

No, just his owner.

Or its previous owner before the other previous owner :-/
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #79 on: February 21, 2016, 03:05:31 AM »
Nigg'r's 'r like kidz, y' just need to know the right way to cook 'em.

Children are usually nice and tender, whereas all that antique farm equipment usually needs a prolonged boil, as in stew or currying before you can turn stringy old negro into something worth cooking.
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #80 on: February 21, 2016, 04:08:32 AM »
Junkies are best served deep fried to a burnt crisp.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #81 on: February 21, 2016, 11:56:01 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on February 21, 2016, 03:05:31 AM
Nigg'r's 'r like kidz, y' just need to know the right way to cook 'em.

Children are usually nice and tender, whereas all that antique farm equipment usually needs a prolonged boil, as in stew or currying before you can turn stringy old negro into something worth cooking.

  What the fuck
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #82 on: February 21, 2016, 11:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on February 21, 2016, 03:05:31 AM
Nigg'r's 'r like kidz, y' just need to know the right way to cook 'em.

Children are usually nice and tender, whereas all that antique farm equipment usually needs a prolonged boil, as in stew or currying before you can turn stringy old negro into something worth cooking.

I'm going to go full Canadian here, and ask you the following: What are you talking aboot?
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #83 on: February 22, 2016, 07:19:58 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on February 21, 2016, 11:43:38 PM
I'm going to go full Canadian here, and ask you the following: What are you talking aboot?

You forgot to say you're sorry.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #84 on: February 22, 2016, 07:27:48 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on February 22, 2016, 07:19:58 PM
Quote from: Genesis on February 21, 2016, 11:43:38 PM
I'm going to go full Canadian here, and ask you the following: What are you talking aboot?

You forgot to say you're sorry.  :zoinks:

I'm sorry?  :orly:
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #85 on: February 22, 2016, 07:31:05 PM »
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #86 on: February 22, 2016, 07:35:42 PM »
I have a random shit in my butt. :)
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Re: Random Shit
« Reply #87 on: February 23, 2016, 04:40:28 PM »
Quote from: Kittenburger on February 22, 2016, 07:35:42 PM
I have a random shit in my butt. :)

Not that theres anything wrong with that  :poo:
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