A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I tend to perseverate.
I really want to wear my totally mismatched outfit to the shops cos I can't be assed to change and I am comfy.Tights with some sort of hippy commune flowered pattern on them, brown checked shirt, and finally, a long knitted cardigan I threw on when's came downstairs...blue pink and yellow. I look like the seventies vomited on me.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Eclair on August 16, 2013, 07:54:20 PMI really want to wear my totally mismatched outfit to the shops cos I can't be assed to change and I am comfy.Tights with some sort of hippy commune flowered pattern on them, brown checked shirt, and finally, a long knitted cardigan I threw on when's came downstairs...blue pink and yellow. I look like the seventies vomited on me.
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 17, 2013, 04:12:26 AMQuote from: Eclair on August 16, 2013, 07:54:20 PMI really want to wear my totally mismatched outfit to the shops cos I can't be assed to change and I am comfy.Tights with some sort of hippy commune flowered pattern on them, brown checked shirt, and finally, a long knitted cardigan I threw on when's came downstairs...blue pink and yellow. I look like the seventies vomited on me. The irony is, I changed my plan and ended up doing a big cleanup in my kitchen.Thank GOD, as I went to take the rubbish out (which entails walking out on the footpath for a few metres opposite a park and around the corner and into an alleyway) I looked down and realised an outfit change was necessary!
I'm really tired of these gemshopping networks calling red agate, 'fire agate' hello bitches, get it right!
I'm pretty selfish. Living alone with no dependents will allow that trait to flourish.