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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2010, 12:56:49 PM »
I find people who whine about relationship issues on a public forum annoying.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2010, 02:53:35 PM »
Yup.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2010, 04:42:38 PM »
That's funny.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2010, 04:53:23 PM »
I think you should get back with him.  It sounds like he clearly loves you.  He's probably a really nice guy who's just misunderstood.













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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2010, 12:21:38 AM »
Brutally murder him with a baseball bat, and say he was abusing you and that you acted in self-defense. :orly:




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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2010, 12:26:24 AM »
Quote from: Mr Shledge on September 21, 2010, 12:56:49 PM
I find people who whine about relationship issues on a public forum annoying.

Which reminds me of that one time on zOMG, I made a total ass out of myself.  :facepalm2:
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2010, 01:04:38 AM »
Send him a copy of felcher's photo and tell him that he's your new boyfriend. The shock of being rejected for that will put him into a coma.
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2010, 01:43:00 AM »
Quote from: Steve-O on September 22, 2010, 01:04:38 AM
Send him a copy of felcher's photo and tell him that he's your new boyfriend. The shock of being rejected for that will put him into a coma.

Ha ha ha ha. :lol: :plus:
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2010, 04:41:44 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 22, 2010, 12:21:38 AM
Brutally murder him with a baseball bat, and say he was abusing you and that you acted in self-defense. :orly:
I like your idea better.
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: stupid ass ex-boyfreind won't leave me alone
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2010, 06:22:51 AM »
Quote from: Mr Shledge on September 21, 2010, 12:56:49 PM
I find people who whine about relationship issues on a public forum annoying.

I've never been guilty of that myself :pinocchio:
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