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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Christopher McCandless on September 05, 2008, 04:33:10 AM
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Note that this thread will not be locked :)
Posting your family album again? You have to learn to do better, shit-stain.
As I said, if you can't remember Vietnam, Nixon, rotary dial phones, B&W TV, or you weren't on the electoral roll in 1986, your opinion means jack shit.
Oh, and if you aren't in an Australian phone book, then you aren't worth the effort either.
Bullshit sites: duncsdrivel and DamnedVillage. Garanteed to have no substance or value.
Bollocks is about all they are..
In other words, if you are not an angry old fart with libido problems and a bible stuck up its ass, TCO does not want to know you.
So why hasnt he fucked off yet...
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He locked the thread? :zoinks:
funniest callout ever.
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Dunc is a Legend :zoinks:
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:rofl: :plus:
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No, he's a leg end. And what's at the end of the leg? A dirty great cunt.
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No, he's a leg end. And what's at the end of the leg? A dirty great cunt.
:hahaha:
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pretentious fuckwit with a Napoleon complex. get a real life, you braindead fucks.
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Dunc is a Legend :zoinks:
:LMAO: :plus:
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No, he's a leg end. And what's at the end of the leg? A dirty great cunt.
I would had have said a foot as you were not gender specific and I consider the end of my leg at the bottom
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waaaa waaa waaa.
you've got a bit of dribble on your chin there. :hahaha:
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waaaa waaa waaa.
you've got a bit of dribble on your chin there. :hahaha:
are you sure it's dribble?
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I didn't specify what kind of dribble. :zoinks:
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I didn't specify what kind of dribble. :zoinks:
i got a distinct whiff of Farley's rusks.
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dunc is the type of person who is all talk, no action. His keyboard skills and his knowledge of anything prove waht a typically retarded gimp he is. Much like the rest of the autistic society I guess. Good at maybe one or two thing, but fucked with everything else. No wonder most of them are in mental homes and care facilities. In dunc's case, the only 'good' thing he can do is.... well.... bully peopel. And he's not really good at that either. Hell, if he wants to have a real go, he should look at Robert Mugabe, or Idi Amin, or maybe even Adof Hitler. Look at what those assholes did in relation to pushing people around. dunc is minor league compared to them; hell he would be more like Anthony Eden of bullies. Couldn't push a fart out of his own bum, let alone push around a whole country. so take your meds people and realise that your hero is nothing more rgan a fairy in make-up. Maybe he should audition for a role in Miss Saigon.
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If you say so. :orly:
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I am a friend of Dunc. And he is a friend of me. What that says about his character or mine is in the mind of the beholder. Further, deponent sayeth not.
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Here is dunc:
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff129/Cowboys-07/HERO_INSIDE_YOURSELF-1.jpg)
Here is his opinion:
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff129/Cowboys-07/TheLongWindingPoo.jpg)
both pretty fucking obvious.
a close up of dunc:
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff129/Cowboys-07/image006.jpg)
one of his wife:
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff129/Cowboys-07/bloodpoo-1.jpg)
and dunc's drivel:
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff129/Cowboys-07/InternetArgument.jpg)
The rest of dunc's family can be seen in all their glory at:
http://www.ratemypoo.com
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dunc is the type of person who is all talk, no action. His keyboard skills and his knowledge of anything prove waht a typically retarded gimp he is. Much like the rest of the autistic society I guess. Good at maybe one or two thing, but fucked with everything else. No wonder most of them are in mental homes and care facilities. In dunc's case, the only 'good' thing he can do is.... well.... bully peopel. And he's not really good at that either. Hell, if he wants to have a real go, he should look at Robert Mugabe, or Idi Amin, or maybe even Adof Hitler. Look at what those assholes did in relation to pushing people around. dunc is minor league compared to them; hell he would be more like Anthony Eden of bullies. Couldn't push a fart out of his own bum, let alone push around a whole country. so take your meds people and realise that your hero is nothing more rgan a fairy in make-up. Maybe he should audition for a role in Miss Saigon.
at least he can spell...
:smarty:
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Typos are typos. He has the intelligence and the where-with-all of a slug. Stick up for him if you want, hell, stick it up him. Doesn't bother me, given you are all a bunch of retarded mental home dropouts. Take your fucking meds like the rest of the patients at Bellevue and get some therapy.
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i don't take meds. is that where i'm going wrong, do you think?
anyway, i have no idea why you're starting on me, seeing as how i've been nice to you. :'(
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I'm in one of those moods. You might just be wandering across my crosshairs. You are not the intended target here, so maybe you should sit in the bunker.
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I'm in one of those moods. You might just be wandering across my crosshairs. You are not the intended target here, so maybe you should sit in the bunker.
i never sit in the bunker. for a start, all that cold stone could give you haemorrhoids.
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I'm in one of those moods. You might just be wandering across my crosshairs. You are not the intended target here, so maybe you should sit in the bunker.
:devour:
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Yep, Kosmo fried chicken tastes good. Only problem is the fucking diarrhoea.
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
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I am a friend of Dunc. And he is a friend of me. What that says about his character or mine is in the mind of the beholder. Further, deponent sayeth not.
QFT, except for that last part where I'm not sure what he sayeth, yay, verily forsooth......I need more wine and then all will be made clear as swamp water! :indeed: :zoinks:
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I'm in one of those moods. You might just be wandering across my crosshairs. You are not the intended target here, so maybe you should sit in the bunker.
i never sit in the bunker. for a start, all that cold stone could give you haemorrhoids.
Trust me, been there, felt that, not good! :'( Besides I don't like Bunkers, I prefer wandering in forests, befriending all the little animals, except for the deer that devastate my garden and the bears that wake me up at night trashing my birdfeeders, and the mice that chew inside my walls in the middle of the night, :grrr:
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Yep, Kosmo fried chicken tastes good. Only problem is the fucking diarrhoea.
Thats why one should clean and cook ones food thoroughly! :indeed:
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Yep, Kosmo fried chicken tastes good. Only problem is the fucking diarrhoea.
Thats why one should clean and cook ones food thoroughly! :indeed:
... and most especially fowl!
I almost brought home a goose today. I was driving home and one flew in front of my car, so close it disappeared beneath my view of the hood, but it kept on flying. I did not touch it at all, but I don't know how I missed it - it was very close!
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Must have been dunc, looking for cover as usual.
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Dunc is ok.
TCO is slightly less ok.
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I'll take that as a compliment, Vodz.
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I'll take that as a compliment, Vodz.
If I was going to make a scale of saints vs. cunts, the vast majority of people would be slightly above centre.
Hitler<----------------------------------------------------------------|-->TCO-->Dunc---------------------->Jesus-->Gautama-->Bill Hicks
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I'll take that as a compliment, Vodz.
If I was going to make a scale of saints vs. cunts, the vast majority of people would be slightly above centre.
Hitler<----------------------------------------------------------------|-->TCO-->Dunc---------------------->Jesus-->Gautama-->Bill Hicks
ooooooh, where's me, at the moment? ;)
i thikn you should start a new thread and give us all updated positions every so often. :laugh:
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i thikn you should start a new thread and give us all updated positions every so often. :laugh:
I would agree... apart from the fear of finding myself placed sub-Hitler :o
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i thikn you should start a new thread and give us all updated positions every so often. :laugh:
I would agree... apart from the fear of finding myself placed sub-Hitler :o
i wouldn't care about that: i have already admitted to my cunticity in another thread, after all. :laugh:
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OK... I agree then :green:
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OK... I agree then :green:
christ, that was easy. perhaps i should consider politics as a career - call myself a cunt, and be voted in by a landslide. :laugh:
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OK... I agree then :green:
christ, that was easy. perhaps i should consider politics as a career - call myself a cunt, and be voted in by a landslide. :laugh:
President Cunt, what is your platform?? :razz:
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OK... I agree then :green:
christ, that was easy. perhaps i should consider politics as a career - call myself a cunt, and be voted in by a landslide. :laugh:
President Cunt, what is your platform?? :razz:
Prime Minister, if you don't mind. :smarty:
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OK... I agree then :green:
christ, that was easy. perhaps i should consider politics as a career - call myself a cunt, and be voted in by a landslide. :laugh:
President Cunt, what is your platform?? :razz:
Prime Minister, if you don't mind. :smarty:
Pirme Minister Cunt, what is your platform??????? :zoinks:
{sheeeeeeesh fucking parliamentary technicalities} :violin:
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I'll take that as a compliment, Vodz.
If I was going to make a scale of saints vs. cunts, the vast majority of people would be slightly above centre.
Margaret Thatcher<----------------------------------------------------------------|-->TCO-->Dunc---------------------->Jesus-->Gautama-->Bill Hicks
fixed :laugh:
Hilter was just an under-achiever
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OK... I agree then :green:
christ, that was easy. perhaps i should consider politics as a career - call myself a cunt, and be voted in by a landslide. :laugh:
President Cunt, what is your platform?? :razz:
Prime Minister, if you don't mind. :smarty:
Pirme Minister Cunt, what is your platform??????? :zoinks:
{sheeeeeeesh fucking parliamentary technicalities} :violin:
green (natch); kill all asboids; make it a capital offence for the O Man not to be here at least once a week ( ;) ); chocolate to be compulsory; no-one is allowed to be stupid/ignorant/irresponsible/dull/bigotted.
would you vote for me? :eyelash:
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OK... I agree then :green:
christ, that was easy. perhaps i should consider politics as a career - call myself a cunt, and be voted in by a landslide. :laugh:
President Cunt, what is your platform?? :razz:
Prime Minister, if you don't mind. :smarty:
Pirme Minister Cunt, what is your platform??????? :zoinks:
{sheeeeeeesh fucking parliamentary technicalities} :violin:
green (natch); kill all asboids; make it a capital offence for the O Man not to be here at least once a week ( ;) ); chocolate to be compulsory; no-one is allowed to be stupid/ignorant/irresponsible/dull/bigotted.
would you vote for me? :eyelash:
Could you be president in the US as well :green:
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And the love-fest continues. Oh Calandale you fount of wisdom. How right you were......
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OK... I agree then :green:
christ, that was easy. perhaps i should consider politics as a career - call myself a cunt, and be voted in by a landslide. :laugh:
President Cunt, what is your platform?? :razz:
Prime Minister, if you don't mind. :smarty:
Pirme Minister Cunt, what is your platform??????? :zoinks:
{sheeeeeeesh fucking parliamentary technicalities} :violin:
green (natch); kill all asboids; make it a capital offence for the O Man not to be here at least once a week ( ;) ); chocolate to be compulsory; no-one is allowed to be stupid/ignorant/irresponsible/dull/bigotted.
would you vote for me? :eyelash:
In a heartbeat! 8)
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These two fucking gems may give everyone an insight as to how much compassion you have around here, me old lad:
"then maybe he needs to have a little think - I'm sure if he concentrates he'll be able to work out what got him booted. I've wasted enough time dealing with overgrown children."
"I'm not discussing it - it involves site security and is still under investigation. I'm sick of fucking cleaning up after dickheads who are old enough to know better, and I don't mean name calling and the like. I decided enough and blocked him. He's out of here. If anyone has a problem with that they can go fuck themselves, cos I'm pigsick of the hassle every time some emotional cripple starts throwing their rattle out of the cot."
It was in a public forum on Ahayes ban, so is easily read by anyone. The thread is in the voting forum, and goes back to Feb-Mar, and has obviously been dealt with. It proves to me that anyone who gets up your nose for even the most trivial reason cops your jackboots up their arse, and you think by pushing people around you can gain all sorts of respect. Ahayes was a dickhead, sure, and he may have given you some reason to be pissed off. You as admin were obliged to not only handle it better WITHOUT letting your feelings get in the way, but you were also OBLIGED to keep the members informed that were discussing it at the time. Instead, you ran around with a tea-cosy on your head and screamed about there being nothing to be said. And you call others children? Now this shit ends NOW, and if you can't bring yourself to do it, I will.
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OK... I agree then :green:
christ, that was easy. perhaps i should consider politics as a career - call myself a cunt, and be voted in by a landslide. :laugh:
President Cunt, what is your platform?? :razz:
Prime Minister, if you don't mind. :smarty:
Pirme Minister Cunt, what is your platform??????? :zoinks:
{sheeeeeeesh fucking parliamentary technicalities} :violin:
green (natch); kill all asboids; make it a capital offence for the O Man not to be here at least once a week ( ;) ); chocolate to be compulsory; no-one is allowed to be stupid/ignorant/irresponsible/dull/bigotted.
would you vote for me? :eyelash:
Could you be president in the US as well :green:
shall i just be Empress of the Known Universe, and cut out the middle men? :laugh:
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would you vote for me? :eyelash:
In a heartbeat! 8)
two down, several billion to go...
8)
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OK... I agree then :green:
christ, that was easy. perhaps i should consider politics as a career - call myself a cunt, and be voted in by a landslide. :laugh:
President Cunt, what is your platform?? :razz:
Prime Minister, if you don't mind. :smarty:
Pirme Minister Cunt, what is your platform??????? :zoinks:
{sheeeeeeesh fucking parliamentary technicalities} :violin:
green (natch); kill all asboids; make it a capital offence for the O Man not to be here at least once a week ( ;) ); chocolate to be compulsory; no-one is allowed to be stupid/ignorant/irresponsible/dull/bigotted.
would you vote for me? :eyelash:
Could you be president in the US as well :green:
shall i just be Empress of the Known Universe, and cut out the middle men? :laugh:
Only if they serve no "satisfactory" :eyebrows: purpose!
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These two fucking gems may give everyone an insight as to how much compassion you have around here, me old lad:
"then maybe he needs to have a little think - I'm sure if he concentrates he'll be able to work out what got him booted. I've wasted enough time dealing with overgrown children."
"I'm not discussing it - it involves site security and is still under investigation. I'm sick of fucking cleaning up after dickheads who are old enough to know better, and I don't mean name calling and the like. I decided enough and blocked him. He's out of here. If anyone has a problem with that they can go fuck themselves, cos I'm pigsick of the hassle every time some emotional cripple starts throwing their rattle out of the cot."
It was in a public forum on Ahayes ban, so is easily read by anyone. The thread is in the voting forum, and goes back to Feb-Mar, and has obviously been dealt with. It proves to me that anyone who gets up your nose for even the most trivial reason cops your jackboots up their arse, and you think by pushing people around you can gain all sorts of respect. Ahayes was a dickhead, sure, and he may have given you some reason to be pissed off. You as admin were obliged to not only handle it better WITHOUT letting your feelings get in the way, but you were also OBLIGED to keep the members informed that were discussing it at the time. Instead, you ran around with a tea-cosy on your head and screamed about there being nothing to be said. And you call others children? Now this shit ends NOW, and if you can't bring yourself to do it, I will.
How will you? by picking your dummy back up and sticking it back in?
FYI, I made myself pretty clear at the time - and the only person I refused to discuss the issue further with was Calandale, purely because he is a cunt and tinfoil hat merchant extraordinaire. Ahayes attacked the server. Bye bye Ahayes.
Your quote from WP shows only that while a staff member on WP I asked members to behave according to the policies on that site (i.e. a support site which expects its members to behave in a civil manner, unlike this place). I'm frankly bemused that you have the lack of insight to attempt to vilify anyone else for telling wankers to GTFO, considering your totally over the top shite-spewing every time someone rattles your chain. Basically, you have no point, other than to show that your new tactic is to trawl through ancient history in a petulant attempt to portray me as some swaggering playground bully and/or hypocrite. Good luck with that. Since most folk here already know the events first hand I'm not expecting you to convince the duped masses of Intensity to dethrone me as their internets god. :orly:
This shit ends as soon as you stop bothering to look for any to fling, pal. I'm already bored with you. :yawn:
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But you are some petulaent swaggering bully who likes to get his own way because someone rattles your chain. Ahayes crossed your line, and you didn't like it. Sure, the cunt was a fuckstick. But by carrying on like the retarded 5 year old you portray only proved what an even bigger twat you really are. As as you can see, idiot, I am now Elder. So that gives me fucking voting rights come elections. And if I have my way, your days as despot are over too. Pffft. I will do everything I can to end your rule here, and legally too. Hell, what Ahayes did was by no means illegal as well - he had every right to pull members email addies if he so chose FOR WHATEVER FUCKING PURPOSE HE FELT LIKE. And there is not thing one you could have done. You banned him, and refused to give him, and the membership proper reasons. Shit, do you think the members of your own forum are that fucking stupid? Or are you such a power crazed lunatic that you just don't care? ffs, grow up and take a look at yourself, or next time the wheel of power turns, you'll be out on your skinny arse.
Be afraid, arsehole. Be very afraid.
This bullshit ends NOW.
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*sigh*
just so you know, I'm not a staff member here. When I stopped paying for the board and we transferred it to odeon's server, I stepped down as webmaster. as for the rest, :blah: :blah: :blah:
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*sigh*
just so you know, I'm not a staff member here. When I stopped paying for the board and we transferred it to odeon's server, I stepped down as webmaster. as for the rest, :blah: :blah: :blah:
Anyway, as long as your willing to call a spade a spade, I'll call off the troops. Now let's go after the common enemy - the Judean Peoples' Front.
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That shower of bastards. :soapbox:
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That shower of bastards. :soapbox:
:indeed:
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Now let's go after the common enemy - the Judean Peoples' Front.
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no no - we're against the People's Front of Judea!
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We ARE the Peoples' Front Of Judea!
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We ARE the Peoples' Front Of Judea!
As long as the women are topless, I love fronts! :eyebrows:
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
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We ARE the Peoples' Front Of Judea!
i'm not. and will you please call me Loretta.
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
perhaps it's cos you've haven't got, er, "fronts". ;)
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
Some people are just plain ol' mean. :P
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
perhaps it's cos you've haven't got, er, "fronts". ;)
It depends what you mean by fronts - lol :eyebrows:
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
Some people are just plain ol' mean. :P
Time can be mean. British winter time is rather mean. They even call it Greenwich Mean Time :lol:
Are the people of Greewich mean more often than the rest of the population? ;)
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
perhaps it's cos you've haven't got, er, "fronts". ;)
It depends what you mean by fronts - lol :eyebrows:
good point. or, possibly, points.
:laugh:
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
Some people are just plain ol' mean. :P
Time can be mean. British winter time is rather mean. They even call it Greenwich Mean Time :lol:
Are the people of Greewich mean more often than the rest of the population? ;)
:LMAO:
:plus:
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
Some people are just plain ol' mean. :P
Time can be mean. British winter time is rather mean. They even call it Greenwich Mean Time :lol:
Are the people of Greewich mean more often than the rest of the population? ;)
:LMAO:
:plus:
I know how I got with an endless supply of snow last winter and tons of rain and mosquito's this summer. :grrr:
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Sort of reminds me of the couple in Waldorf Salad, the Fawlty Towers ep.
Then there is the one where the woman expected to see herds of wilderbeest or the Sydney Opera House out of a Torquay hote window......
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
Nice ass?
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
Nice ass?
Could be cos he's all front to back.
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
Nice ass?
Unfortunately not. The oats and hay are too expensive ;)
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
Nice ass?
Unfortunately not. The oats and hay are too expensive ;)
With all this ass-kicking going on, you'd think someone would call the RSPCA. Cruelty to animals.. :indeed:
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If fronts are preferable... why are people always saying how glad they are to see the back of me??? ??? ;)
Because you ARE an ass
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All this verbal jousting between Nocti and Sir_Les reminds me of an old insult I heard long ago and faraway.
"Nice to see your back.
After seeing your face, it's a decided improvement!"
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Sounds like W C Fields and Mae West.
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"Nice to see your back.
After seeing your face, it's a decided improvement!"
lol :clap:
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Sort of reminds me of the couple in Waldorf Salad, the Fawlty Towers ep.
Then there is the one where the woman expected to see herds of wilderbeest or the Sydney Opera House out of a Torquay hote window......
I prefer the one where the German couple comes to stay. basil of course goes apeshit in his passive-aggresive spazzy way, and at the end, the husband of the couple says, "How on Earth did they win the war?" :LMAO:
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Kipper & Th Corpse was hilarious.
Dragging a fucking dead body all over the hotel with a kipper in his vest, thinking it was the fish that killed the poor bastard.
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Kipper & Th Corpse was hilarious.
Dragging a fucking dead body all over the hotel with a kipper in his vest, thinking it was the fish that killed the poor bastard.
True, true. Andrew Sachs (Manuel) was BRILLIANT in that one.
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The laundry basket scene was brilliant, as well as the wardrobe in room 8.