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Title: I need an heir.....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 01, 2008, 06:53:29 PM
how do I find a suitable progeny???///.........................
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Parts on September 01, 2008, 07:55:25 PM
Mail order bride from Russia  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 01, 2008, 07:57:22 PM
Mail order bride from Russia  :eyebrows:

hmmmm, a twofore.......   
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Peter on September 02, 2008, 06:54:39 AM
Will your estate to me.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 02, 2008, 06:30:32 PM
Will your estate to me.

But I'm afraid that I don't think it would make you any happier Peter.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: vodz on September 03, 2008, 06:18:05 AM
Will your estate to me.

But I'm afraid that I don't think it would make you any happier Peter.

What about me? I know how to spend it to get high. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 03, 2008, 07:13:06 AM
Will your estate to me.

But I'm afraid that I don't think it would make you any happier Peter.

What about me? I know how to spend it to get high. :eyebrows:

sorry, I already have a step daughter doing that!
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Nocturnalist! on September 03, 2008, 10:29:01 AM
Have you considered leaving your estate to a charity? (If you don't want to leave it to your Step Daughter).
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 03, 2008, 04:24:26 PM
Have you considered leaving your estate to a charity? (If you don't want to leave it to your Step Daughter).

No, I've never gotten anything from a charity, so  why give to them.  (besides, I wouldn't know who its going to).
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Gluey on September 03, 2008, 08:47:43 PM
My Aunt is a mail order bride from Peru.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 07, 2008, 02:05:22 AM
There are also Filipinas looking for mates and they are usually pretty and well-educated.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 13, 2008, 09:31:44 PM
There are also Filipinas looking for mates and they are usually pretty and well-educated.
Yes, I think you have something there, I don't need an heir, I need a wife.  Good as an heir anyway, she would get everything and my dilema would be solved.   And I hear they are very attentive to their spouse...
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Pyraxis on September 13, 2008, 10:48:35 PM
Just stay away from Russia, the only mail-order bride I knew from there was on her second delivery.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 13, 2008, 11:01:19 PM
Just stay away from Russia, the only mail-order bride I knew from there was on her second delivery.

but I LOVE their accents...!
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: McGiver on October 11, 2008, 07:13:06 AM
you can will your stuff to me.  i know it wouldn't make me any happier, but it would make my wife happier.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Mr Smith on October 11, 2008, 07:24:03 AM
Give your estate to me.

I'll use it well.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: McGiver on October 11, 2008, 07:26:12 AM
Give your estate to me.

I'll use it well.
yeah.  probably to buy a few sex boys.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Mr Smith on October 11, 2008, 07:27:37 AM
Give your estate to me.

I'll use it well.
yeah.  probably to buy a few sex boys.


Actually Mc Smartarse, I would put a lot of it into autism awareness.  :indeed:
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: McGiver on October 11, 2008, 07:30:13 AM
Give your estate to me.

I'll use it well.
yeah.  probably to buy a few sex boys.


Actually Mc Smartarse, I would put a lot of it into autism awareness.  :indeed:
ok.

but can i be your sex boy anyways?
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Mr Smith on October 11, 2008, 07:32:37 AM
Give your estate to me.

I'll use it well.
yeah.  probably to buy a few sex boys.


Actually Mc Smartarse, I would put a lot of it into autism awareness.  :indeed:
ok.

but can i be your sex boy anyways?

No, IIRC, you have a wife.  >:(
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: McGiver on October 11, 2008, 07:29:17 PM
and, you are safely several thousand miles away.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Alex179 on October 13, 2008, 03:52:40 PM
and, you are safely several thousand miles away.
She isn't that safe.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 16, 2017, 12:25:18 PM
  I don't want to have a baby and bring it up, but I read years ago about some sort of cloning technology
  that might become available in the future, and I might be interested in making a copy of myself
  to carry on my family name.  Imagine raising myself.  That might help me over some of my issues.  :tard:
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Grey Area on January 16, 2017, 12:58:18 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/61f43ff2cca52df3014ae99fdc820bf4/tumblr_ogfwi7viqE1qhgeu7o1_540.jpg)
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Pyraxis on January 23, 2017, 08:44:40 PM
 :lol1:
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: driftingblizzard on December 01, 2018, 08:29:53 PM
Quote from: "coul

dbecousin" link=topic=9917.msg1143666#msg1143666 date=1484591118
  I don't want to have a baby and bring it up, but I read years ago about some sort of cloning technology
  that might become available in the future, and I might be interested in making a copy of myself
  to carry on my family name.  Imagine raising myself.  That might help me over some of my issues.  :tard:


Cloning is now possible and done quite frequently overseas.  Yes, I think that's the answer!!
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 03, 2018, 07:12:59 PM
I thought you had a daughter??   :dunno:
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: rock hound on December 06, 2018, 05:11:26 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/61f43ff2cca52df3014ae99fdc820bf4/tumblr_ogfwi7viqE1qhgeu7o1_540.jpg)

LMAO!
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on December 07, 2018, 01:52:56 AM
I think half the problem is that people want an heir, they want someone to carry on their values, they want someone to look after them when they are old, they want someone to mould into some idealised version of themselves.

And that's why we have so many fucked up adults in the world.
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: rock hound on December 07, 2018, 08:40:11 AM
I think half the problem is that people want an heir, they want someone to carry on their values, they want someone to look after them when they are old, they want someone to mould into some idealised version of themselves.

And that's why we have so many fucked up adults in the world.

Agreed!   :plus:
Title: Re: I need an heir.....
Post by: Bastet on December 09, 2018, 08:50:48 PM
Good luck finding a partner. Beware of gold diggers. My dad had to deal with them stalking him.
Kevout2 from AFF had a Filipino goldigger wife who decided she “deserved” a taller, slimmer, richer, better looking man and cheated on him. They are divorced. I remember him saying about their courtship” for the first time in my life I felt beautiful” it both angered me and broke my heart. We aspies are very easily manipulated.