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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Parts on April 22, 2008, 07:30:42 AM
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So how does everyone like wading through all the BS to find a post they want to read?
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It's annoying. But then I've always found spam annoying, whether it's random meaningless emoticons, or Odeon and Lucifer flirting, or people talking about how they got up and ate breakfast this morning.
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I cbf coming here much anymore tbh.
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I cbf coming here much anymore tbh.
Because I'm ignoring you? :(
I can't say that it will be a grave loss for intensity.
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I cbf coming here much anymore tbh.
Because I'm ignoring you? :(
I can't say that it will be a grave loss for intensity.
No beacuse the spam is annoying.
If it's not a loss then good, everyone wins.
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A blabberizer was a bigger load of bs ;)
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I cbf coming here much anymore tbh.
Because I'm ignoring you? :(
I can't say that it will be a grave loss for intensity.
No beacuse the spam is annoying.
If it's not a loss then good, everyone wins.
Bye then. ;)
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I cbf coming here much anymore tbh.
Because I'm ignoring you? :(
I can't say that it will be a grave loss for intensity.
No beacuse the spam is annoying.
If it's not a loss then good, everyone wins.
Bye then. ;)
Coming here less != to rage quitting or quitting.
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It's annoying. But then I've always found spam annoying, whether it's random meaningless emoticons, or Odeon and Lucifer flirting, or people talking about how they got up and ate breakfast this morning.
Spam is one thing quoting in every conceivable place is another
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I cbf coming here much anymore tbh.
Because I'm ignoring you? :(
I can't say that it will be a grave loss for intensity.
No beacuse the spam is annoying.
If it's not a loss then good, everyone wins.
Bye then. ;)
Coming here less != to rage quitting or quitting.
Nuh-uh, just periodically disinterested.
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I cbf coming here much anymore tbh.
Because I'm ignoring you? :(
I can't say that it will be a grave loss for intensity.
No beacuse the spam is annoying.
If it's not a loss then good, everyone wins.
I would miss reading your bitter sweet posts.
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don't mind me, I'm just spamming this thread
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don't mind me, I'm just spamming this thread
I don't mind :laugh:
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honestly, the threads I am interested in are always already 5+ pages long when I first discover them, and I don't feel like reading through all that shit
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You know, when I got up this morning, I didn't have breakfast!
I mean this isnt unusual or anything, because I always get up late. Probably because I go to bed late, I mean I have to have my alone time to destress and I hate mornings anyway because they feel so boring. Oh and I have to wait a while after waking up before I can eat or else I start to feel sick.
Wow, I wonder how tomorrow is going to pan out, perhaps more of the same. I could keep you all updated if you want? :zoinks:
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You know, when I got up this morning, I didn't have breakfast!
I mean this isnt unusual or anything, because I always get up late. Probably because I go to bed late, I mean I have to have my alone time to destress and I hate mornings anyway because they feel so boring. Oh and I have to wait a while after waking up before I can eat or else I start to feel sick.
Wow, I wonder how tomorrow is going to pan out, perhaps more of the same. I could keep you all updated if you want? :zoinks:
:headbang2:
Rock on! That's some good stuff you got there, keep it going !!
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You know, when I got up this morning, I didn't have breakfast!
I mean this isnt unusual or anything, because I always get up late. Probably because I go to bed late, I mean I have to have my alone time to destress and I hate mornings anyway because they feel so boring. Oh and I have to wait a while after waking up before I can eat or else I start to feel sick.
Wow, I wonder how tomorrow is going to pan out, perhaps more of the same. I could keep you all updated if you want? :zoinks:
:headbang2:
Rock on! That's some good stuff you got there, keep it going !!
After I get up tomorrow, I let you all in on what happened. Don't slash your wrists waiting though.
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You know, when I got up this morning, I didn't have breakfast!
I mean this isnt unusual or anything, because I always get up late. Probably because I go to bed late, I mean I have to have my alone time to destress and I hate mornings anyway because they feel so boring. Oh and I have to wait a while after waking up before I can eat or else I start to feel sick.
Wow, I wonder how tomorrow is going to pan out, perhaps more of the same. I could keep you all updated if you want? :zoinks:
:headbang2:
Rock on! That's some good stuff you got there, keep it going !!
After I get up tomorrow, I let you all in on what happened. Don't slash your wrists waiting though.
:plus:
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You know, when I got up this morning, I didn't have breakfast!
I mean this isnt unusual or anything, because I always get up late. Probably because I go to bed late, I mean I have to have my alone time to destress and I hate mornings anyway because they feel so boring. Oh and I have to wait a while after waking up before I can eat or else I start to feel sick.
Wow, I wonder how tomorrow is going to pan out, perhaps more of the same. I could keep you all updated if you want? :zoinks:
please do - i'm utterly agog.
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You know, when I got up this morning, I didn't have breakfast!
I mean this isnt unusual or anything, because I always get up late. Probably because I go to bed late, I mean I have to have my alone time to destress and I hate mornings anyway because they feel so boring. Oh and I have to wait a while after waking up before I can eat or else I start to feel sick.
Wow, I wonder how tomorrow is going to pan out, perhaps more of the same. I could keep you all updated if you want? :zoinks:
:laugh:
Prick.
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You know, when I got up this morning, I didn't have breakfast!
I mean this isnt unusual or anything, because I always get up late. Probably because I go to bed late, I mean I have to have my alone time to destress and I hate mornings anyway because they feel so boring. Oh and I have to wait a while after waking up before I can eat or else I start to feel sick.
Wow, I wonder how tomorrow is going to pan out, perhaps more of the same. I could keep you all updated if you want? :zoinks:
:laugh:
Prick.
Aww, I love you too Pyraxis, thanks for taking the time to express yourself to me :-*
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Anyway, this morning I was woken up because wifey made me bacon and eggs, I think she did this because I was in a bit of a foul mood yesterday and she wanted to do something to help me get out of my funk. Which was nice even though I'd finaly got to sleep from being awake all night and had maybe 1 hours sleep, but a little afterwards she went out with the podling to spend money at cracklight, i mean Spotlight, so I got to go to bed and get a bit more sleep. Woke up about 40 mins ago and now I'm posting about it, didnt want anyone to hurt themselves over waiting, cos I couldnt have that.
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:lol:
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Well Bacon & Eggs is the breakfast of the true Aspie Elite.
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Wait a minute. Aren't you one of those Gwynfryn-diagnosed Fake Aspies?
:laugh:
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Wait a minute. Aren't you one of those Gwynfryn-diagnosed Fake Aspies?
:laugh:
Whoever said I was a spy trying to infiltraite you all was a liar, a damn dirty liar.
You didnt hear or see anything, move along, and take these droids that arent for sale either....... DOH!
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You know, when I got up this morning, I didn't have breakfast!
I mean this isnt unusual or anything, because I always get up late. Probably because I go to bed late, I mean I have to have my alone time to destress and I hate mornings anyway because they feel so boring. Oh and I have to wait a while after waking up before I can eat or else I start to feel sick.
Wow, I wonder how tomorrow is going to pan out, perhaps more of the same. I could keep you all updated if you want? :zoinks:
:laugh:
Prick.
Aww, I love you too Pyraxis, thanks for taking the time to express yourself to me :-*
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Anyway, this morning I was woken up because wifey made me bacon and eggs, I think she did this because I was in a bit of a foul mood yesterday and she wanted to do something to help me get out of my funk. Which was nice even though I'd finaly got to sleep from being awake all night and had maybe 1 hours sleep, but a little afterwards she went out with the podling to spend money at cracklight, i mean Spotlight, so I got to go to bed and get a bit more sleep. Woke up about 40 mins ago and now I'm posting about it, didnt want anyone to hurt themselves over waiting, cos I couldnt have that.
And then.......
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You know, when I got up this morning, I didn't have breakfast!
I mean this isnt unusual or anything, because I always get up late. Probably because I go to bed late, I mean I have to have my alone time to destress and I hate mornings anyway because they feel so boring. Oh and I have to wait a while after waking up before I can eat or else I start to feel sick.
Wow, I wonder how tomorrow is going to pan out, perhaps more of the same. I could keep you all updated if you want? :zoinks:
:laugh:
Prick.
Aww, I love you too Pyraxis, thanks for taking the time to express yourself to me :-*
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Anyway, this morning I was woken up because wifey made me bacon and eggs, I think she did this because I was in a bit of a foul mood yesterday and she wanted to do something to help me get out of my funk. Which was nice even though I'd finaly got to sleep from being awake all night and had maybe 1 hours sleep, but a little afterwards she went out with the podling to spend money at cracklight, i mean Spotlight, so I got to go to bed and get a bit more sleep. Woke up about 40 mins ago and now I'm posting about it, didnt want anyone to hurt themselves over waiting, cos I couldnt have that.
And then.......
Stay tuned for tomorrows installment of "As the morning turns".
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Can't wait!
:D
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i rushed back from uni to read this. i am now fulfilled for the day.
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Okay, this morning I slept in again as usual and woke up around lunch time, today here is anzac day so the kids are home and its a long weekend, which suits my eldest, Alex, quite well as its also his birthday on sunday. Anyway I woke up just as lunch was being made and I had Eggs on bread (not toast cos that just boils my blood) with sausages covered on baked beans on the side. Plus I had my usual cup of tea, white with 2 sugars. Switched on the telly only to realise that every channel had something about anzac day on it so I let my eldest play Transformers Armada on the PS2 like he asked for yesterday.
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Okay, this morning I slept in again as usual and woke up around lunch time, today here is anzac day so the kids are home and its a long weekend, which suits my eldest, Alex, quite well as its also his birthday on sunday. Anyway I woke up just as lunch was being made and I had Eggs on bread (not toast cos that just boils my blood) with sausages covered on baked beans on the side. Plus I had my usual cup of tea, white with 2 sugars. Switched on the telly only to realise that every channel had something about anzac day on it so I let my eldest play Transformers Armada on the PS2 like he asked for yesterday.
What is anzac day?
My daughter's birthday was on Wednesday. We took her to a hot springs pool to celebrate last weekend.
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Okay, this morning I slept in again as usual and woke up around lunch time, today here is anzac day so the kids are home and its a long weekend, which suits my eldest, Alex, quite well as its also his birthday on sunday. Anyway I woke up just as lunch was being made and I had Eggs on bread (not toast cos that just boils my blood) with sausages covered on baked beans on the side. Plus I had my usual cup of tea, white with 2 sugars. Switched on the telly only to realise that every channel had something about anzac day on it so I let my eldest play Transformers Armada on the PS2 like he asked for yesterday.
What is anzac day?
My daughter's birthday was on Wednesday. We took her to a hot springs pool to celebrate last weekend.
This is Anzac Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzac_Day)
Wow, hot springs pool sounds interesting. Sounds very relaxing, something I could so do with.
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Here is the hot springs pool we visited:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Glenwoodspringspool.jpg/800px-)
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That looks like a totally awesome place to visit
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That looks like a totally awesome place to visit
:agreed:
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Here is the hot springs pool we visited:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Glenwoodspringspool.jpg/800px-)
DO WANT.
Man that is cool.
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So who is gonna fly around the world and pick us all up in the Intensity2 Jet and take us there for an important 'Business Conference'?
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
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Well Bacon & Eggs is the breakfast of the true Aspie Elite.
Skip the eggs, thank you.
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and the eggs - i'll just skip breakfast, thanks.
but then, i'm not in the aspie elite anyway. :angel:
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
I think the I2 Jet is run on failed hopes and dreams of its passengers.
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:laugh:
And their burning rage?
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:laugh:
And their burning rage?
Hey, we are just trying to fly around the planet, not into space! :green:
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Well this morning I woke up as a reasonable time, well for me anyway, at 9:15am. Wife made me a cup of tea but not breakfast as everyone had already had theirs. I have this weird thing about cooking or making food, so I didnt make myself anything. Usually food prep makes me feel depressed to the point where I dont feel like eating, so that sucks. Spent a bit of time on the computer and then watching some telly untin it was lunch time where I had some re-heated KFC and the wife made a plate of kabana/cheese/cocktail onion on a toothpick thingies, because I passed a comment on how no one makes those things anymore a week ago. She does things like this for me :green:
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Who would have thought, a thread about spam became an off-topic coprofest.
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Who would have thought, a thread about spam became an off-topic coprofest.
And you point being? :laugh:
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
true, but they're mainly a backup for when the broomstick is playing up. :witch1:
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
no-one put up their hands. no-one loves me. :'(
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
no-one put up their hands. no-one loves me. :'(
:thumbup:
I personall welcome any attempt at being pick up by a woman as interesting as you, even if I can't do anything about it.
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:thumbup:
I personall welcome any attempt at being pick up by a woman as interesting as you, even if I can't do anything about it.
oooooooh! i'll get the weights out again, then - my triceps could do with some work, if i'm to pick you up.
any particular place you'd like to be dropped? :smarty:
:-*
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:thumbup:
I personall welcome any attempt at being pick up by a woman as interesting as you, even if I can't do anything about it.
oooooooh! i'll get the weights out again, then - my triceps could do with some work, if i'm to pick you up.
any particular place you'd like to be dropped? :smarty:
:-*
Here, but you would have to drop in too.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Glenwoodspringspool.jpg/800px-)
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eek! all that chlorine!
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eek! all that chlorine!
:(
Yes, it does have chlorine, although not as much as one might think since the pool is fed by a hot spring.
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bluergh. i'll drop him in there, then, and retire to that lovely looking spring in the trees and rocks, if it's all the same to everyone else. :thumbup:
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The actual hot spring is much too hot to bathe in unless it is mixed with cooler water.
On the sides of the pool where the water overflows, the minerals form a layer of stone, BTW. I think that's so cool.
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it IS cool.
i loved the hot springs at Pammukkale in turkey:
(http://www.turkeyinphotos.com/Gallery/Pamukkale/pamukkale%20view1.jpg)
(http://www.turkishodyssey.com/gallery/images/s0093.jpg)
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Those are really good pictures.
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i have some fab ones of me there, but they're not on the pooter, sadly.
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i have some fab ones of me there, but they're not on the pooter, sadly.
When did you go?
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i've been to turkey a couple of times, but i went to pammukkale in 1993.
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:thumbup:
I personall welcome any attempt at being pick up by a woman as interesting as you, even if I can't do anything about it.
oooooooh! i'll get the weights out again, then - my triceps could do with some work, if i'm to pick you up.
any particular place you'd like to be dropped? :smarty:
:-*
As long as I'm not dropped on my head, I think I've had enough of that already.
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oh, stop moaning and grow a rubber cranium. :smarty:
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oh, stop moaning and grow a rubber cranium. :smarty:
You like your victims to be silent and pliable I see
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not really, just bouncy. :laugh:
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I see you arent arguing the silent part though.
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
no-one put up their hands. no-one loves me. :'(
I do. :eyelash:
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oh, stop moaning and grow a rubber cranium. :smarty:
You like your victims to be silent and pliable I see
"Victim" is such a negative word. :laugh:
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
awwwwww. i love it when you're all sweet. :-*
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
no-one put up their hands. no-one loves me. :'(
I do. :eyelash:
is your hand up, then?
:-* :heart:
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oh, stop moaning and grow a rubber cranium. :smarty:
You like your victims to be silent and pliable I see
"Victim" is such a negative word. :laugh:
there's only one problem with victims: choosing what footwear to don for booting them into orbit. :evillaugh:
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
no-one put up their hands. no-one loves me. :'(
I do. :eyelash:
is your hand up, then?
:-* :heart:
:-* Something is up, anyway. :zoinks:
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result!
have i time to reply to some posts before you drag me off to the foom, then? :eyelash:
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
no-one put up their hands. no-one loves me. :'(
my hands were busy!
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:-*
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notice that I said "hands"....
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
no-one put up their hands. no-one loves me. :'(
I do. :eyelash:
is your hand up, then?
:-* :heart:
Probably your dress...
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:-*
notice that I said "hands"....
And here we were thinking you were sporting a toothpick down there. My how we are now corrected.
Unless you have 2 units :toporly:
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:-*
notice that I said "hands"....
so why didn't you stick your knob up in the air, then? poor excuse, if you ask me. ::)
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no-one - environmentally disasterous. :P
But you have wings :zoinks:
Who around here wants to be picked up by Lucifer?
Show of hands please...
no-one put up their hands. no-one loves me. :'(
I do. :eyelash:
is your hand up, then?
:-* :heart:
Probably your dress...
true. although i rarely wear dresses. 8)
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notice that I said "hands"....
And here we were thinking you were sporting a toothpick down there. My how we are now corrected.
Unless you have 2 units :toporly:
"2 units"? why am i so reluctant to ask for clarification on this...? :hide:
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Well today I got up very early, 6am. Had a bit of :eyebrows: and a shower. Then we tricked the kids into thinking it was a school day and only let up after one of them had their shower and was in school uniform. (Yes we are evil).
And then it was present time for our eldest, Alex, who turned 12 today, we got him a Gaming Mouse Pad (http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=258_44&products_id=6215), a Razor Diamondback 3G Mouse (Earth Green) (http://www.razerzone.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_17&products_id=71), and a Logitech Corded Wave Keyboard (http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/keyboards/keyboard/devices/3071&cl=au,en).
Then we were all treated to a pancake breakfast, yum yum :green:
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notice that I said "hands"....
And here we were thinking you were sporting a toothpick down there. My how we are now corrected.
Unless you have 2 units :toporly:
"2 units"? why am i so reluctant to ask for clarfication on this...? :hide:
Because you are beggining to see how my mind works, and it frightens you, as well as compelling you to delve deeper...
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er, okay, if you say so. :thumbup:
:P
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Time will tell.
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i am agog. and that's official. >:D
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Surely you jest
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nope. i have a very unusual agogometer.
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nope. i have a very unusual agogometer.
So true. It shows microagogs, in addition to milliaggogs.
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nope. i have a very unusual agogometer.
So true. It shows microagogs, in addition to milliaggogs.
mine's the latest version - it shows cuntiagogs as well.
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Cuntiagogs? Wow. I'm... I'm... well, agog.
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just as well you're that half of the word, isn't it?
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I'd be worried if it was the other half, yes. Or maybe I'd simply adapt and spend my time playing with my breasts.
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lucky you were quicker at editing than i was at replying, isn't it? :laugh:
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lucky you were quicker at editing than i was at replying, isn't it? :laugh:
I usually spot my mistakes right after pressing Send. :laugh:
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just as well you're that half of the word, isn't it?
I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt by TISM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Might_Be_a_Cunt,_but_I'm_Not_a_Fucking_Cunt)
I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
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lucky you were quicker at editing than i was at replying, isn't it? :laugh:
I usually spot my mistakes right after pressing Send. :laugh:
yep. the sequence is: type - send - "OMFG!" - mild panic - modify.
isn't there a mod we could get which would do that automatically? :laugh:
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just as well you're that half of the word, isn't it?
I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt by TISM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Might_Be_a_Cunt,_but_I'm_Not_a_Fucking_Cunt)
I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
:LMAO:
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I just got done watching cops and I am now talking to people on IRC :sexymush:
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Who would have thought, a thread about spam became an off-topic coprofest.
And you point being? :laugh:
Where's Calandale? ???
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Who would have thought, a thread about spam became an off-topic coprofest.
And you point being? :laugh:
Where's Calandale? ???
Yes, sorry, you actually have an excellent point there.
:plus:
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Well I am Sith, Don't we rise up and betray our Masters and then take over.
All I need now is to become more powerfil and eventually take on an apprentice.
:vader:
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lucky you were quicker at editing than i was at replying, isn't it? :laugh:
I usually spot my mistakes right after pressing Send. :laugh:
yep. the sequence is: type - send - "OMFG!" - mild panic - modify.
:laugh: That's the one.
isn't there a mod we could get which would do that automatically? :laugh:
I wish I had someone to write these things for me to begin with. :laugh:
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Then we tricked the kids into thinking it was a school day and only let up after one of them had their shower and was in school uniform. (Yes we are evil).
:lol:
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just as well you're that half of the word, isn't it?
I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt by TISM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Might_Be_a_Cunt,_but_I'm_Not_a_Fucking_Cunt)
I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?
I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
:LMAO:
what's the use of a cunt, if its not a fucking cunt?
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Well today I got up very early, 6am. Had a bit of :eyebrows: and a shower. Then we tricked the kids into thinking it was a school day and only let up after one of them had their shower and was in school uniform. (Yes we are evil).
And then it was present time for our eldest, Alex, who turned 12 today, we got him a Gaming Mouse Pad (http://www.pccasegear.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=258_44&products_id=6215), a Razor Diamondback 3G Mouse (Earth Green) (http://www.razerzone.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_17&products_id=71), and a Logitech Corded Wave Keyboard (http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/keyboards/keyboard/devices/3071&cl=au,en).
Then we were all treated to a pancake breakfast, yum yum :green:
omg!. i've been missing a great thread!
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Okay, sorry for no update for yesterday, what being sick and all.
Well anyway, I was pretty much in and out of bed all day yesterday, same with the toilet (not fun). So the less said about that the better.
Anway, woke up today feeling a lot better, still tender all over so I decided to take it easy. Had some toast and a cup of tea and pretty much vegged out in front of the telly. Not terribly exciting, but prtty much what was needed.
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:plus: for use of the word "telly."
:laugh:
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Telly. :P ;D
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Telly. :P ;D
are you giggling? :laugh:
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:plus: for use of the word "telly."
:laugh:
I'm just so cute, aren't I.
Here's proof:
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Cute baby
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Cute baby
Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?
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Telly. :P ;D
are you giggling? :laugh:
And trying to score cheap points. :laugh:
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Cute baby
Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?
You'll have all kinds of weirdos stalking you now. :P
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Telly. :P ;D
are you giggling? :laugh:
And trying to score cheap points. :laugh:
i'll tell cal! :smarty:
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Cute baby
Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?
is this true? :police:
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Telly. :P ;D
are you giggling? :laugh:
And trying to score cheap points. :laugh:
i'll tell cal! :smarty:
I don't mind. The ignore button is actually the greatest invention since... since... tampons. :LMAO:
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:LMAO:
:plus:
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Okay, sorry for no update for yesterday, what being sick and all.
Well anyway, I was pretty much in and out of bed all day yesterday, same with the toilet (not fun). So the less said about that the better.
Anway, woke up today feeling a lot better, still tender all over so I decided to take it easy. Had some toast and a cup of tea and pretty much vegged out in front of the telly. Not terribly exciting, but prtty much what was needed.
Did you have dry toast? Or was it with a little butter and jelly? I prefer only butter, but sometimes I do put a bit of jelly on it. (I like the dark berry kinds, like blackberry and raspberry). Not too keen on apple or strawberry, although some people quite like those.
I have a question about how you take your tea, but I'll save it until your feeling up to it.
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
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:plus: for use of the word "telly."
:laugh:
I'm just so cute, aren't I.
Here's proof:
Yes, very cute.
I think that is one of the cutest baby pictures ever.
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Cute baby
Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?
You'll have all kinds of weirdos stalking you now. :P
Hey, weirdos are my kind of people.
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Cute baby
Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?
is this true? :police:
I swear officer!
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Okay, sorry for no update for yesterday, what being sick and all.
Well anyway, I was pretty much in and out of bed all day yesterday, same with the toilet (not fun). So the less said about that the better.
Anway, woke up today feeling a lot better, still tender all over so I decided to take it easy. Had some toast and a cup of tea and pretty much vegged out in front of the telly. Not terribly exciting, but prtty much what was needed.
Did you have dry toast? Or was it with a little butter and jelly? I prefer only butter, but sometimes I do put a bit of jelly on it. (I like the dark berry kinds, like blackberry and raspberry). Not too keen on apple or strawberry, although some people quite like those.
I have a question about how you take your tea, but I'll save it until your feeling up to it.
I had minimal amount of margarine with strawberry jam, wanted a bit of energy, and I had it on toasted sandwich slice bread, as toast slice is too thick for me (yer yer aspie food preference :asthing: )
I like Black tea with milk and 2 sugars in my "#1 DAD!" mug I got for Fathers Day once.
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Well today I got up about 10:45, proceeded to the couch and fell down on it and tried to resemble a human being as much as I could. Realised this wasnt working out too well so went to the toilet, then brushed my teeth, and defrosted under the shower for a while.
After that, had a few english breakfast muffins with jam and vegemite. Then I started posting here.
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Cute baby
Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?
is this true? :police:
I swear officer!
great, so i can rip the piss out of the revoltingly curly little fucker with impunity, then!
:LMAO:
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Cute baby
Aw thanks, you do know its me as a baby right?
is this true? :police:
I swear officer!
great, so i can rip the piss out of the revoltingly curly little fucker with impunity, then!
:LMAO:
I doubt anything would have stopped you anyway. :insane:
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well spotted. ;)
actually, i do have some sense of propriety, and a moral code. trouble is, they're completely according to my own concepts and definitions of the terms, so might not be recognisable to anyone else. :laugh:
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Your moral code is in code? :P
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Your moral code is in code? :P
yep. wanna play Enigma with me? :eyelash:
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Your moral code is in code? :P
yep. wanna play Enigma with me? :eyelash:
Is it like Scrabble? :eyelash:
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only inasfar as it's "scrabble around afterwards, to find where you chucked your clothes when you ripped them off".
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only inasfar as it's "scrabble around afterwards, to find where you chucked your clothes when you ripped them off".
That's the one I played, so... OK! :P
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you're not very good at it - i won't mention the pair of pants i found under my bed recently then, shall i?
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:zoinks:
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well spotted. ;)
actually, i do have some sense of propriety, and a moral code. trouble is, they're completely according to my own concepts and definitions of the terms, so might not be recognisable to anyone else. :laugh:
If you enemy can understand you, your enemy can control you.
If you enema can understand you, stop putting LSD up yer butt.
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Well today I got up at 1:40PM, which is probably because I went to be about 5:30AM. Obviously missed breakfast by a lot so for lunch I had a plate of bacon.
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well spotted. ;)
actually, i do have some sense of propriety, and a moral code. trouble is, they're completely according to my own concepts and definitions of the terms, so might not be recognisable to anyone else. :laugh:
If you enemy can understand you, your enemy can control you.
If you enema can understand you, stop putting LSD up yer butt.
so does that make you my enemy or my enema, then? :o
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well spotted. ;)
actually, i do have some sense of propriety, and a moral code. trouble is, they're completely according to my own concepts and definitions of the terms, so might not be recognisable to anyone else. :laugh:
If you enemy can understand you, your enemy can control you.
If you enema can understand you, stop putting LSD up yer butt.
so does that make you my enemy or my enema, then? :o
My mind is so dirty, it slipped out of my head.
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well spotted. ;)
actually, i do have some sense of propriety, and a moral code. trouble is, they're completely according to my own concepts and definitions of the terms, so might not be recognisable to anyone else. :laugh:
If you enemy can understand you, your enemy can control you.
If you enema can understand you, stop putting LSD up yer butt.
so does that make you my enemy or my enema, then? :o
My mind is so dirty, it slipped out of my head.
/passes mop and bucket.
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well spotted. ;)
actually, i do have some sense of propriety, and a moral code. trouble is, they're completely according to my own concepts and definitions of the terms, so might not be recognisable to anyone else. :laugh:
If you enemy can understand you, your enemy can control you.
If you enema can understand you, stop putting LSD up yer butt.
so does that make you my enemy or my enema, then? :o
My mind is so dirty, it slipped out of my head.
/passes mop and bucket.
This might take a while.
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big brain, or very dirty thoughts? ;)
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big brain, or very dirty thoughts? ;)
Big thoughts, maybe? :P
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big brain, or very dirty thoughts? ;)
Big thoughts, maybe? :P
big dirty thoughts?
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big brain, or very dirty thoughts? ;)
Big thoughts, maybe? :P
big dirty thoughts?
Very big dirty thoughts. :laugh:
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stop!
this is going to be another one of those endless quote-type threads, otherwise. :GA:
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stop!
this is going to be another one of those endless quote-type threads, otherwise. :GA:
Or you could see it as a LOT of very big dirty thoughts. :eyelash:
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/releases safety catch...
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/hides while cleansing mind from the obviously unwanted dirty thoughts
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/hides while cleansing mind from the obviously unwanted dirty thoughts
not your mind, silly. those dirty thoughts are fine. i can live without another eleventeen posts of variations/accretions along the lines of the previous lot, is what i meant. :P
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big brain, or very dirty thoughts? ;)
Big brain yes, very dirty thoughts yes.
But dont let the size of my brain fool you into think that I might actually use it.
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Todays post about my morning has been cancelled due to laziness.
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Todays post about my morning has been cancelled due to laziness.
Thank god you've made a solid decision! I was too lazy to ......
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Well today I got up at 1:40PM, which is probably because I went to be about 5:30AM. Obviously missed breakfast by a lot so for lunch I had a plate of bacon.
Who cooks it? is it the thin cut, or the hefty thick slices?
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Well today I got up at 1:40PM, which is probably because I went to be about 5:30AM. Obviously missed breakfast by a lot so for lunch I had a plate of bacon.
Who cooks it? is it the thin cut, or the hefty thick slices?
that sounds pervy to me. :eyebrows:
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Todays post about my morning has been cancelled due to laziness.
For which we are thankful. :P ;)
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Well today I got up at 1:40PM, which is probably because I went to be about 5:30AM. Obviously missed breakfast by a lot so for lunch I had a plate of bacon.
Who cooks it? is it the thin cut, or the hefty thick slices?
Umm, regular bacon? Cooked by the wife.
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Todays post about my morning has been cancelled due to laziness.
For which we are thankful. :P ;)
:'( >:D
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Today I got up about 9:30AM, got dressed and Im now waiting for breakfast. We are going to my sisters place today :hahaha:
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
This is a no-shitter! The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison. !
I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous.... like sooth peanut butter, etc.
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Your moral code is in code? :P
yep. wanna play Enigma with me? :eyelash:
I had a girlfriend with an enigma once, it helped when she sat on a towel.
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Today I got up about 9:30AM, got dressed and Im now waiting for breakfast. We are going to my sisters place today :hahaha:
Sorry, I've been gone lately. I NEED to know what you've been up to these past mornings. I'm DYING of curiosity... How have you been drinking your coffee? I know you've had some.
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
This is a no-shitter! The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison. !
I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous.... like sooth peanut butter, etc.
what are you talking about, "homogeneous", you feckless dolt! marmalade has pieces of peel in it, the thicker the better.
honestly, you colonials have No Idea. ::)
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Your moral code is in code? :P
yep. wanna play Enigma with me? :eyelash:
I had a girlfriend with an enigma once, it helped when she sat on a towel.
you're obsessed with sitting on towels, o hoopy frood. ;)
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
This is a no-shitter! The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison. !
I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous.... like sooth peanut butter, etc.
what are you talking about, "homogeneous", you feckless dolt! marmalade has pieces of peel in it, the thicker the better.
honestly, you colonials have No Idea. ::)
He is saying that in the past, he liked only homogeneous foods (like smooth peanut butter, for example) and he didn't like marmalade, although he somewhat likes it now.
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
This is a no-shitter! The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison. !
I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous.... like sooth peanut butter, etc.
what are you talking about, "homogeneous", you feckless dolt! marmalade has pieces of peel in it, the thicker the better.
honestly, you colonials have No Idea. ::)
And jam should have seeds in it.
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At my dad's old house we had three trees that had "gone native." That means that the citrus had lost its grafting and the rootstock had taken over, much like a typical Saville fruit.
I used to make awesome marmalade from those trees. I also had a kumquat that produced some excellent preserves.
... peel and all!
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When I lived in California, my neighbor had orange and grapefruit trees that had some branches overhanging my back yard and she told me to take all the fruit I wanted from them.
I made some very good orange marmalade, but the grapefruit marmalade was not as good.
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Today I got up about 9:30AM, got dressed and Im now waiting for breakfast. We are going to my sisters place today :hahaha:
Sorry, I've been gone lately. I NEED to know what you've been up to these past mornings. I'm DYING of curiosity... How have you been drinking your coffee? I know you've had some.
Well my mother turned up at my sisters place, so lately I've been in a bad place emotionally and mentally.
I'm trying as hard as I can not to disapear my ass from this place and hide from reality, so my daily posting count has dropped a bit.
Been sleeping in a lot as at night I need more alone time away from the family to try and deal with the internal stress, plus we are on a no junk food thing lately and that is also a bit stressful.
Plus I drink tea, not coffee, unless its and Iced Coffee.
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
This is a no-shitter! The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison. !
I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous.... like sooth peanut butter, etc.
what are you talking about, "homogeneous", you feckless dolt! marmalade has pieces of peel in it, the thicker the better.
honestly, you colonials have No Idea. ::)
And jam should have seeds in it.
QFT. otherwise it's jelly.
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Your moral code is in code? :P
yep. wanna play Enigma with me? :eyelash:
I had a girlfriend with an enigma once, it helped when she sat on a towel.
you're obsessed with sitting on towels, o hoopy frood. ;)
Fenchurch?
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
This is a no-shitter! The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison. !
I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous.... like sooth peanut butter, etc.
what are you talking about, "homogeneous", you feckless dolt! marmalade has pieces of peel in it, the thicker the better.
honestly, you colonials have No Idea. ::)
As a matter of fact, my mother ALWAYS bought crunchy peanut butter, as she thought it was "getting more for your money" somehow. I begged and begged her to buy the creamy kind. Eventually she did and I was extremely excited! I even asked to carry the grocery bag from the car that had the jar (good ol' fashioned glass) of creamy peanut butter. As I was going up to the house, the bag ripped, the jar hit the sidewalk and broke. Damn psychomotor skills.....
That was the last time she bought creamy. So the only place I really was able to get it was school lunches and sometimes the neighbors.
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
This is a no-shitter! The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison. !
I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous.... like sooth peanut butter, etc.
what are you talking about, "homogeneous", you feckless dolt! marmalade has pieces of peel in it, the thicker the better.
honestly, you colonials have No Idea. ::)
I only liked things that were homogeneous.... The shards of peel was what I feared ! She also made cherry pies, and failed to tell anyone that she used cherries that still had pits in them.
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
This is a no-shitter! The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison. !
I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous.... like sooth peanut butter, etc.
what are you talking about, "homogeneous", you feckless dolt! marmalade has pieces of peel in it, the thicker the better.
honestly, you colonials have No Idea. ::)
I only liked things that were homogeneous.... The shards of peel was what I feared ! She also made cherry pies, and failed to tell anyone that she used cherries that still had pits in them.
Did she think the pits and peels were full of vital nutrients? Peanuts give me a headache if I eat more than a couple of handfuls.
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mmmmmmm. thick, hot toast with lashings of butter.
but what's wrong with marmalade, you peasant?!
This is a no-shitter! The first time my Grandmother tried to feed me marmalade on toast, I thought she was trying to feed me rat poison. !
I kinda of like it now, but for a long time, I wouldn't eat anything that wasn't homogeneous.... like sooth peanut butter, etc.
what are you talking about, "homogeneous", you feckless dolt! marmalade has pieces of peel in it, the thicker the better.
honestly, you colonials have No Idea. ::)
I only liked things that were homogeneous.... The shards of peel was what I feared ! She also made cherry pies, and failed to tell anyone that she used cherries that still had pits in them.
Did she think the pits and peels were full of vital nutrients? Peanuts give me a headache if I eat more than a couple of handfuls.
She just did what she felt like I guess... It was probably homemade. We were poor.
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i read "wasn't" as "was homogeneous". :laugh:
so now i'm just a wazzock. :hahaha: @ me. :'(
/climbs under chair and sits there, feeling stupid.
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i read "wasn't" as "was homogeneous". :laugh:
so now i'm just a wazzock. :hahaha: @ me. :'(
/climbs under chair and sits there, feeling stupid.
I still like it when you call me names though. It made me feel all tingly.
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i read "wasn't" as "was homogeneous". :laugh:
so now i'm just a wazzock. :hahaha: @ me. :'(
/climbs under chair and sits there, feeling stupid.
I still like it when you call me names though. It made me feel all tingly.
does it? ooooh...
where? :eyebrows:
and would a towel be involved?
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i read "wasn't" as "was homogeneous". :laugh:
so now i'm just a wazzock. :hahaha: @ me. :'(
/climbs under chair and sits there, feeling stupid.
I still like it when you call me names though. It made me feel all tingly.
does it? ooooh...
where? :eyebrows:
and would a towel be involved?
It actually felt like you were blowing in my ear (or sucking on my ear lobe) and running your fingernails up and down my back, at the same time. (like you were sitting on my lap). And no towels, I like it wet and wild.
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so if i call you an odious little tit, will you soil your underwear? :-*
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so if i call you an odious little tit, will you soil your underwear? :-*
only the front portion.... And the nastier the words, the better...
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you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!
there - that's you out of sperm for a week.
:LMAO:
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you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!
there - that's you out of sperm for a week.
:LMAO:
I love it when you talk that way... but let's stick to words that I know.
I don't want to have to keep running to the dictionary, it tends to spoil the mood.
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you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!
there - that's you out of sperm for a week.
:LMAO:
Right now, that would take about 2 minutes to recover from.....
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blimey, everyone - we have a genuine sperm bank, in just one person. i reckon even the blokes should be careful around him, in case they get pregnant.
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you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!
there - that's you out of sperm for a week.
:LMAO:
I love it when you talk that way... but let's stick to words that I know.
I don't want to have to keep running to the dictionary, it tends to spoil the mood.
pederast
NOUN: man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.
pulchritudinous
ADJECTIVE: Characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal.
purveyor
NOUN: Peddler.
piffle
NOUN: Trivial nonsense.
Translation, "You beautiful boy buggering peddler of trivial nonsense."
:-*
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:LMAO:
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you pederastic, pulchritudinous purveyor of piffle!
there - that's you out of sperm for a week.
:LMAO:
I love it when you talk that way... but let's stick to words that I know.
I don't want to have to keep running to the dictionary, it tends to spoil the mood.
pederast
NOUN: man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.
pulchritudinous
ADJECTIVE: Characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal.
purveyor
NOUN: Peddler.
piffle
NOUN: Trivial nonsense.
Translation, "You beautiful boy buggering peddler of trivial nonsense."
:-*
:lol: :plus:
Now that's what I call trashy! We may have to have a 3 sum with Callaway! (I'm in the middle)!
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don't do threesomes. :P
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don't do threesomes. :P
Neither do I.
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don't do threesomes. :P
Neither do I.
looks like blizz will be doing a threesome on his own, then. :rofl:
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don't do threesomes. :P
Neither do I.
looks like blizz will be doing a threesome on his own, then. :rofl:
That would suggest him and his two hands, and if he has to use two hands, then perhaps you guys are missing out? :eyebrows:
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don't do threesomes. :P
Neither do I.
looks like blizz will be doing a threesome on his own, then. :rofl:
That would suggest him and his two hands, and if he has to use two hands, then perhaps you guys are missing out? :eyebrows:
We call it the "Blizzard curse".... all my sister's-in-law know what is meant by that when its said (usually in hushed voices, followed by giggles).
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oh gods, not another bloke who's all excited cos he's got a big knob to piss out of? ::)
:smarty: :laugh:
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Where is Richard, anyway? :laugh:
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:LMAO:
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Where is Richard, anyway? :laugh:
Some of his more ridiculous humor sure would not hurt the site. It is a change of pace usually. Variety is a good thing.
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Where is Richard, anyway? :laugh:
Some of his more ridiculous humor sure would not hurt the site. It is a change of pace usually. Variety is a good thing.
I like Richard. He can be very funny.
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i didn't, when he was being so nasty about women, and lesbians in particular, but after we had our little, er, "spat", he's behaved himself ( ;) ), and yes, i like most of his posts.
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We could use spazzes like him. :P
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i didn't, when he was being so nasty about women, and lesbians in particular
Where? :o
I like Richard.
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i didn't, when he was being so nasty about women, and lesbians in particular
Where? :o
I like Richard.
I like Richard, too, but he has some opinions that grind at me.
Read for yourself. (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=129;sa=showPosts)
Go back a few pages. You will find quite a few controversial assertions last year.
He's on his own now, though, so I expect some growth.
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oh gods, not another bloke who's all excited cos he's got a big knob to piss out of? ::)
:smarty: :laugh:
What else in life is there? (said dripping with sarcasm)....
My youngest brother told me the funniest story the other day. He said when he was a little boy he saw my father taking a leak. (We lived in the country, stuff like that happend all the time) anyway, he said when he saw how big his dick was he was so happy, because someday, he'll have a big dick too!
I have not laughed so hard like that in a very long time...
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better still:
a very young girl was presented with her baby brother. when the time came for nappy changing, Little Girl was very interested in the proceedings, and watched it all. then she pointed to her brother's penis and said, "what's that, mummy?", to which came the reply, "that's his willy, darling. little boys have them, and little girls don't have them" (or similar).
"oh," said Little Girl. she then thought about this, quite hard, and came up with, "good job it isn't on his face."
:LMAO:
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Good to see I'm not the only one who doesn't like Fuckard. Mmmmm what was his name again, geee I forgot.
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