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Title: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 27, 2008, 02:46:48 AM
Ideal fantasy threesome would involve who?  :eyebrows:

Easy one out of the blocks.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on February 27, 2008, 02:54:25 AM
where's w?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 27, 2008, 03:18:10 AM
(Oh word of warning there are quite a few ladies here and mentioning them in your answer MAY go down very well for you........depending on who you chose.....half the fun is guessing who)  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: vodz on February 27, 2008, 05:41:23 AM
(Oh word of warning there are quite a few ladies here and mentioning them in your answer MAY go down very well for you........depending on who you chose.....half the fun is guessing who)  :zoinks:

Yoohoo! ;)
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 02, 2008, 05:55:00 AM
i was always bad at matthe :toporly:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 02, 2008, 05:56:30 AM
what do you like to eat?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: richard on March 02, 2008, 09:13:08 AM
are you an attractive aspie?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 02, 2008, 09:16:48 AM
so you want a boyfriend. ;) :zoinks:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: richard on March 02, 2008, 09:48:18 AM
yarse maybe :toporly:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: richard on March 02, 2008, 08:20:52 PM
do you like cute boys? :toporly:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 03, 2008, 12:56:51 AM
what do you like to eat?

pussy :eyebrows:

 :( men are so predictable.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 03, 2008, 02:00:36 AM
do you like cute boys? :toporly:
you mean baby boys?

No Richard is cruisin' for cock....yours!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 03, 2008, 02:04:19 AM
Do you like fluorescent lights? Can you hear them buzzing all the time?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: richard on March 03, 2008, 04:10:56 PM
do you like cute boys? :toporly:
you mean baby boys?

No Richard is cruisin' for cock....yours!  :evillaugh:
but only if hes cute, you nosey bastard. wheres my ignore button? oh there it is :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 04, 2008, 02:17:33 AM
do you like cute boys? :toporly:
you mean baby boys?

No Richard is cruisin' for cock....yours!  :evillaugh:
but only if hes cute, you nosey bastard. wheres my ignore button? oh there it is :laugh:

OK you took that better than I expected.  :plus: Question is being that he is cute, will you take it well?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 04, 2008, 02:30:52 AM
Do you like fluorescent lights? Can you hear them buzzing all the time?

reasons to hate flourescents...
1)they hurt my eyes and my brain
2)they are a big no no around audio recording stuffs
3)that noise is lame (and usually due to a faulty ballast)
4)they hurt my eyes and my brain


I'll take that as a no, you don't like them and as a yes you can hear them but only if they are bad ones but can't hear them most of the time. Everyone can hear them of course when they are real bad except for people who are deaf. They might not be able to hear them.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 04, 2008, 09:04:38 PM
Do I know you? Have we met from somewhere? ???





Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 05, 2008, 03:04:06 AM
Yes that is me. I forgot all about you. I assume you were lead to this place from that site.
Now I know what you are talking about when you mentioned hats. I was baffled by that comment.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 05, 2008, 05:50:59 AM
i think fluorescents would hurt my eyes now.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 09, 2008, 06:07:18 AM
Best Giant: Andre the Giant or Big Show (Better wrestler in WWE)

Better Boxer: Muhammed Ali or Rocky Balboa

Better Car: Transam or Porshe

Hotter threesome: Pink, Shakira and Yourself or Monica Belucci, Jessica Alba and yourself

Oral Sex: To give or be given

One bullet two targets: George W or Kim Yong-Il

Most annoying person on I2: Randy, Richard or Sir_Les

Best Cricket team: India or Australia

Best Football Code: Gridiron, Australian Rules, Rugby Union, Rugby League, Gaelic Football or Soccer

What is your favourite drink?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 09, 2008, 07:35:24 AM
i'd do Monica Bellucci. she's hooooooooooooooooooot :zoinks:

mint or pear sundae?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 09, 2008, 08:42:52 AM
sure. :laugh: but don't eat too many.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Persona on March 09, 2008, 08:45:48 AM
Mint and chocolate ice cream :heart:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 09, 2008, 01:13:01 PM
i'd do Monica Bellucci. she's hooooooooooooooooooot :zoinks:

mint or pear sundae?

Mmmmm.....can we share?  >:D
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 09, 2008, 01:32:38 PM
Do you like El Caminos?

My mother hated them and was glad they stopped making them. She thought it was a dumb design.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Callaway on March 09, 2008, 06:29:46 PM
Mint and chocolate ice cream :heart:
:indeed: try this, find a cold stone creamery, and get a chocolate dipped waffle cone with two scoops of mint ice cream with brownies mixed in.  mint chocolate heaven


No, thanks.

My whole family and I got food poisoning at a Cold Stone Creamery one time, so we will never go there again.

We all got different flavors, too, IIRC.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 10, 2008, 01:08:44 AM
I hope you're only talking about THAT Cold Stone Creamery Callaway because their flavors are sure good. It's worth almost five bucks for a cone.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 10, 2008, 05:27:06 AM
How do you get a baby off a clothesline?

How do you get a baby out of a barrel?

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

What is pink and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?

What is green and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?

What is pink and red and gets smaller and smaller?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 10, 2008, 05:55:31 AM
How do you get a baby off a clothesline?

Baseball bat

How do you get a baby out of a barrel?

Pitch fork (Well Done)

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With a straw

What is pink and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?

Baby with busted floatees

What is green and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?

Same baby three weeks later

What is pink and red and gets smaller and smaller?

Baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

clothesline...stumped
barrel...pitchfork? naw...stumped again
blender...this one is easy...doritoes!
damn it these questions are way too hard. punchline please?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 10, 2008, 06:06:21 AM
No worries  >:D
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 10, 2008, 07:56:46 PM
Have you ever ridden in an El Camino?


Have you ever been to Washington (the state)?


Have you seen Benny & Joon?


What do you think of Wrongplanet?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 10, 2008, 08:01:02 PM
i'd do Monica Bellucci. she's hooooooooooooooooooot :zoinks:

mint or pear sundae?

Mmmmm.....can we share?  >:D

no! :P
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Calandale on March 10, 2008, 08:09:43 PM
Have you ever had sex in an el camino?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Calandale on March 10, 2008, 08:10:03 PM
How about the porshe?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Calandale on March 10, 2008, 08:33:25 PM
What do you have against chaos?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 10, 2008, 08:42:12 PM
Is Portland and Vancouver too far a drive for you?


B&J is about a brother taking care of his sick sister who is mentally ill and one day she is at his poker game and she is playing with his two poker buddies while him and his friend are outside and she loses and has to take home a cousin who is aspie like and eccentric.


Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Calandale on March 10, 2008, 09:00:07 PM

How about the porshe?
dude that thing is pretty small, might be possible in the passenger seat tho.

I know. I'm into extreme sex. Was hoping.

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i did get very breif road head in it once but that didnt last long. my leg spasmed onto the accelerator pedal. the girl got scared and so did i a little. the damn thing has almost 400hp and weighs 2550 with me in it. going down the freeway in fifth gear it revs at about 2500, the bottom of the powerband, and its good for 7000rpm.  you do the math.  lets just say road head is not a good idea in that type of car.
1/4mi 12.05@111mph on s rated 205 street tires

Sounds like the BEST kinda car for it.  >:D

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What do you have against chaos?
i like chaos, just not that kind of chaos. i like true unbridled natural chaos, like it is here.

You ain't seen nothin', if you think this is chaos.  :laugh:

http://aspiechaos.freesmfhosting.com
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Callaway on March 10, 2008, 11:14:55 PM
I hope you're only talking about THAT Cold Stone Creamery Callaway because their flavors are sure good. It's worth almost five bucks for a cone.

I have only ever eaten at one, so I don't know about any of the others.

It had to have been their ice cream, though, since we all had different mix-ins and that was the only thing that we all had eaten.  I think that it was salmonella.

Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Calandale on March 10, 2008, 11:19:40 PM
Couldn't it have been something on the worker's hands?
Not that this makes me feel any more comfortable.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Callaway on March 10, 2008, 11:32:08 PM
Couldn't it have been something on the worker's hands?
Not that this makes me feel any more comfortable.

I blamed the cold stone on which they mixed the ice cream with the mix-ins, at first.

Would salmonella on their hands or on the cold stone have allowed enough bacterial growth quickly enough to make us all sick, though?

If it was the ice cream itself, then I thought that would make more sense, since the bacteria would have more time to grow.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Calandale on March 10, 2008, 11:39:21 PM
If the stone (or hands) had been contaminated earlier,
it could have gotten into a lot of the ice cream, I guess.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 11, 2008, 01:27:19 PM
My parents ate at a Subway when I was seven and they both got Hippatious B and my brothers and I had to get a shot so we wouldn't get it. I don't think they ate at one for a while. I didn't even see a subway till I was ten when she took my brothers and I there.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Callaway on March 11, 2008, 01:53:52 PM
My parents ate at a Subway when I was seven and they both got Hippatious B and my brothers and I had to get a shot so we wouldn't get it. I don't think they ate at one for a while. I didn't even see a subway till I was ten when she took my brothers and I there.

Hepatitis B?  That's awful.  It makes me not want a Subway sandwich.

Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatitis_B#Transmission
Transmission results from exposure to infectious blood or body fluids containing blood.

 :puke:
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 11, 2008, 03:23:44 PM
Remember the E coli incident in 1993 at a Jack in the Box in Seattle?

I remember my mother telling my brothers and I about it when I was 8 and none of us never wanted to eat there. We all thought it was a place to eat at and get sick and have to go to a hospital. Occasionally our mother would tease us by saying "Hey lets go to Jack in the box and get sick" and my brothers and I would yell "No no" and she laugh and we eat at McDonalds instead. Back then I didn't even know she was teasing.

I didn't eat at one till I was 21 and my first food there was a pumpkin milk shake and a hamburger.
There is a jack in the box not far from where I live I could walk there.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Callaway on March 11, 2008, 05:54:34 PM
I remember that.  Didn't some people die from it?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Natalia Evans on March 11, 2008, 07:25:12 PM
I remember that.  Didn't some people die from it?

4 children died and hundreds of people got sick, over 600 hundred. I wondered if the corporation got sued. I looked it up today and didn't get my answer. Only how many people died and how many got sick.

I typed in 'jack in the box e coli' to read about it and didn't see any old news articles. Just health articles or blogs, wikipedia, and other sites that talk about it. 
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Calandale on March 11, 2008, 07:35:00 PM
Let's get back to El Caminos. How do you feel about
mods along those lines, on other cars?
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 12, 2008, 04:31:54 AM
i love your avatar.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 12, 2008, 04:36:16 AM
i don't eat out, ever. i once did in dublin when i was drunk. i wouldn't have done sober.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 12, 2008, 06:16:00 AM
The worse case of food poisoning I got was at a mexican takeout called the Green Cactus. We were green. For two days vomiting and/or shitting. It was fun.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Calandale on March 13, 2008, 07:05:37 PM
i saw a cadilac el camino once. it was pretty shitty though, cut with a torch and not finished at all. dude sure alot of crap in that thing tho, it was like beverly hilbillys of the nintys.

I saw a VW done as one, which was kinda cute.
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: SovaNu on March 13, 2008, 07:23:56 PM
i love your avatar.

thanks lemoncake! its one of my photo art projects. expect to see more :)

awesome. :)
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: El on April 01, 2008, 08:35:56 AM
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
(to reiterate the first question on this thread, lol)
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: El on April 02, 2008, 07:25:12 AM
i dont really have the hots for anyone here yet. how bout we just start making out and see who joins in?  :3some: anyone?
But then I'll have to hold back a little and try not to look all intimidating and unapproachable...  :(
Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Callaway on April 09, 2008, 04:30:38 AM
<attention whore bump>

 :lol:

Title: Re: Ask Matthe any crazy shit!
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on December 14, 2016, 09:17:54 PM
What happened to him?