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Title: Eclair is dead
Post by: richard on February 17, 2008, 02:00:05 PM
i heard she is dead, is this true? how did she die? im so glad i got into an argument before she passed away :laugh:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 17, 2008, 02:12:14 PM
She killed herself because she was so unhappy. She got herself a gun and put it to her head and :kapow:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: richard on February 17, 2008, 02:17:28 PM
oh good! i hope hale_bopp is next, she was another asspie that was mean to me
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 17, 2008, 02:19:23 PM
Actually she had just killed herself too. All the asspies in the world killed themselves and so did the pathetic Ricard. Now his ghost is doing all the posting.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: zaftig on February 17, 2008, 02:21:13 PM
What about the pathetic NT?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: richard on February 17, 2008, 02:38:17 PM
i want all asspies dead. i will get in arguments with them and fight them online because they treat me so badly. maybe they wouldnt have to die online but i dont care, once an asspie always an asspie
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 02:38:30 PM
WTF? :scratchhead:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 17, 2008, 02:40:04 PM
WTF? :scratchhead:

sg and richard should get a room  :wanker:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 17, 2008, 02:41:43 PM
WTF? :scratchhead:

sg and richard should get a room  :wanker:


Don't like our drama?
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 17, 2008, 02:42:29 PM
WTF? :scratchhead:

sg and richard should get a room  :wanker:


Don't like our drama?

It's fine, but you should still get a room.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 17, 2008, 02:43:39 PM
WTF? :scratchhead:

sg and richard should get a room  :wanker:


Don't like our drama?

It's fine, but you should still get a room.


Why?
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: richard on February 17, 2008, 02:44:48 PM
so i can show you how to change a diaper of course :laugh:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 03:17:18 PM
so you can announce people's deaths without alarming people lol. go to your rooms!
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Callaway on February 17, 2008, 03:21:39 PM
None of this is really true, is it?

 :asthing:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 17, 2008, 03:23:57 PM
None of this is really true, is it?

 :asthing:


No.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 17, 2008, 03:24:17 PM
None of this is really true, is it?

 :asthing:

It wasn't true when SG posted an "Eclair is dead" thread, it isn't true now that richard is doing one.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Soph on February 17, 2008, 03:28:17 PM
this thread confused me when i saw it :orly:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: richard on February 17, 2008, 03:31:44 PM
None of this is really true, is it?

 :asthing:
yes. i got into combats with her because she was mean to me and the result was her dying

Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Soph on February 17, 2008, 03:32:23 PM
did you sword-fight?
i used to do that with my brothers
and lightsabers
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: richard on February 17, 2008, 03:34:44 PM
i wonder if ecliar is lying about her dying? maybe i should ask richard :laugh:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Soph on February 17, 2008, 03:37:37 PM
it was eclair who told you she had died?

i find this suspicious... :orly:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: richard on February 17, 2008, 03:38:34 PM
no eclair told richard then richard told hale_bopp
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 03:41:54 PM
lol, thank god i'm getting drunk. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Soph on February 17, 2008, 03:44:03 PM
i have no alcohol
a bit of whine but not enough to get pissed
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 03:48:20 PM
you shouldn't drink! [/hypocrite] :toporly:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Soph on February 17, 2008, 03:49:25 PM
i should!

you shouldn't :P
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 03:50:52 PM
ok we both should. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 17, 2008, 03:52:57 PM
WTF? :scratchhead:

sg and richard should get a room  :wanker:


Don't like our drama?

It's fine, but you should still get a room.

You should get fucking blinders.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 17, 2008, 03:53:59 PM
ok we both should. :zoinks:

But near ME!
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 03:58:57 PM
 :zoinks: :indeed: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: renaeden on February 17, 2008, 07:05:54 PM
What a sicko thread.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Tesla on February 17, 2008, 07:08:49 PM
I wonder what Eclair will think when she sees this thread.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Sophgay on February 17, 2008, 07:09:28 PM
she'll be shocked to find out she is dead
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 07:09:44 PM
she's glad to be alive?
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 17, 2008, 07:12:23 PM
I wonder what Eclair will think when she sees this thread.

Will be an interesting experiment.
She does tend to overreact to stuff
like this. Thought it was lame, until
you brought THAT up.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 17, 2008, 07:12:59 PM
she's glad to be alive?

Yes. I could make you so too though.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: richard on February 17, 2008, 07:23:28 PM
What a sicko thread.
blame spokane girl, she started it all
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 07:24:03 PM
she's glad to be alive?

Yes. I could make you so too though.

 >:D
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 17, 2008, 07:34:00 PM
she's glad to be alive?

Yes. I could make you so too though.

 >:D

There is still ONE position open, you know.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 07:52:38 PM
bike.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 17, 2008, 07:54:58 PM
You should replace the seat on your exercise bike
with a dildo.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: SovaNu on February 17, 2008, 07:58:02 PM
nah, with a Calandale. >:D
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 17, 2008, 08:12:32 PM
:drool:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Lucifer on February 18, 2008, 12:04:17 AM
What a sicko thread.

QFT.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: The_P on February 18, 2008, 01:21:30 AM
What a sicko thread.

Hey, it's Intensity. Don't like it? Don't read it; don't make it relevant to your life.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Lucifer on February 18, 2008, 01:26:10 AM
yes, it is I2, pea, which means people are allowed to express their distaste as well.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 18, 2008, 01:32:26 AM
 :laugh:

There ARE a lot of sicko things here.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Sophgay on February 18, 2008, 01:34:24 AM
i'm a sicko thing
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 18, 2008, 01:48:27 AM
I do sicko things.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Sophgay on February 18, 2008, 01:50:59 AM
you don't do me
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Natalia Evans on February 18, 2008, 01:56:34 AM
What a sicko thread.
blame spokane girl, she started it all


Blame Richard, he started the impersonation war.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 18, 2008, 01:58:06 AM
you don't do me

Your loss, so far.
I can help you with that.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Sophgay on February 18, 2008, 01:59:27 AM
no thanks  :elvis:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Eclair on February 19, 2008, 04:52:40 AM
I wonder what Eclair will think when she sees this thread.

Will be an interesting experiment.
She does tend to overreact to stuff
like this
. Thought it was lame, until
you brought THAT up.  :zoinks:

Hardly.  It kept people entertained for 4 pages.

Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Mr Smith on February 19, 2008, 05:01:19 AM
oh good! i hope hale_bopp is next, she was another asspie that was mean to me

Don't like me again, do you?

I though we made up ages ago. Unless I've done something invisible to everyone but you.

...You are Richard, aren't you?
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 19, 2008, 05:07:03 AM
None of this is really true, is it?

 :asthing:


No.

Fuck how gullible am I? My fucking heart was in my mouth right up to this point. Even then I had to wait for it to sink in and read it again.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Eclair on February 19, 2008, 05:14:33 AM
None of this is really true, is it?

 :asthing:


No.

Fuck how gullible am I? My fucking heart was in my mouth right up to this point. Even then I had to wait for it to sink in and read it again.

One thing to remember....if anything happened to me, I just can't envisage Richard or SG being the ones to be informed about it. 
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 19, 2008, 08:29:44 AM


Fuck how gullible am I? My fucking heart dick was in my mouth right up to this point. Even then I had to wait for it to sink in and read it again.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on February 19, 2008, 08:30:43 AM

One thing to remember....if anything happened to me, I just can't envisage Richard or SG being the ones to be informed about it. 

 :laugh:

Though, SG was the harbinger of ill tidings before.
But, this is the only site you two share, AFAIK.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Alex179 on February 19, 2008, 09:32:01 AM
So you two really dislike Eclair.   I get it.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 28, 2017, 07:19:58 PM
Eclair may be dead, but Krispy Kreme chocolate covered custard doughnuts are still alive.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Queen Victoria on September 28, 2017, 07:22:32 PM
  :-*
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Arya Quinn on October 04, 2017, 03:01:34 PM
Eclair may be dead, but Krispy Kreme chocolate covered custard doughnuts are still alive.

This joke alone make the Necrobump worth it.   :lol1:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 04, 2017, 05:12:25 PM
  Holy shit, every time I see this in the queue, my heart drops!   :GA:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Gopher Gary on October 04, 2017, 05:13:20 PM
 :hahaha:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: El on October 04, 2017, 06:22:50 PM
  Holy shit, every time I see this in the queue, my heart drops!   :GA:
Yeah, I had a big wtf moment just now.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Jack on October 04, 2017, 09:09:51 PM
Am I the only one who thought she was dead for a while?
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: 'andersom' on October 05, 2017, 06:02:32 PM
  Holy shit, every time I see this in the queue, my heart drops!   :GA:

Considering that she had been pretty ill a few years ago, I had same reaction, seeing the title of this necrobumped thread.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Lestat on October 24, 2017, 09:18:37 PM
Whilst I can't say I know eclair, ony known her post a few posts in my days here, IMO even for I2 this is in bad taste of a thread to start, and possibly worse to dig the fuck up after/if she got fucking ill.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Natalia Evans on November 21, 2017, 10:51:35 AM
I love killing eclairs. They have a bunch of them at the store so we go there and buy some and we all kill them.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 21, 2017, 11:45:42 AM
I love killing eclairs. They have a bunch of them at the store so we go there and buy some and we all kill them.

The 1984 New Orleans World Fair had a banana split eclair.  Delicious.

(no ice cream, just eclair, chocolate, banana and strawberries.)
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Lestat on November 21, 2017, 04:57:15 PM
Oh that  sounds simply divine QV. Thats the kind of thing I'd take one bite of and realize I'd not be able to stop eating them until there were no more to buy :P

Know what I like more than eclairs though? choux buns. The texture of the pastry and the flavour of the filling is just right, hits the spot in all the right ways those things do.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 21, 2017, 05:14:31 PM
The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. :emosad: Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them.  :orly:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Lestat on November 21, 2017, 05:25:34 PM
What about the round type that don't have filling?

You prefer the surprise salty goo, don't you gopher :autism:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 21, 2017, 05:30:44 PM
I just assume the round ones without holes have goo inside.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Lestat on November 21, 2017, 05:52:43 PM
You don't even like jam ones? how can ANYBODY not appreciate a proper raspberry jam donut! HERESY! burn the fork-tongued evil-doer! :autism:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: DirtDawg on November 21, 2017, 07:14:51 PM

Just saw this thread.

WTF!!

Eclair is not dead.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 22, 2017, 07:15:59 AM
The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. :emosad: Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them.  :orly:

  Your tiny little head has holes in it.  :gopher: :hahaha: :trollface:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on November 22, 2017, 03:46:37 PM
The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. :emosad: Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them.  :orly:


You prefer bitter goo?
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 22, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. :emosad: Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them.  :orly:

  Your tiny little head has holes in it.  :gopher: :hahaha: :trollface:

Your big giant head has holes too.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 22, 2017, 08:50:01 PM
The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. :emosad: Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them.  :orly:


You prefer bitter goo?

Nah, I don't do well with goo in general, but it seems like most gooey stuff is sweet. :dunno:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: renaeden on November 22, 2017, 10:54:04 PM
I like jam donuts.

No cream or nuts for me though. :sick:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: DirtDawg on November 23, 2017, 06:14:58 AM
I like jam donuts.

No cream or nuts for me though. :sick:
I love the cream, but you can hold the nuts.

Not sure that came right.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Pyraxis on November 23, 2017, 10:33:23 AM
 :lol1:
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: jman on December 16, 2017, 06:42:02 PM
I remember Richard and I remember him being quite pathetic. Only someone like him would start such a pathetic thread.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Charlotte Quin on December 16, 2017, 10:59:53 PM
They don't even call them eclairs anymore, more like something along the lines of "choc cream bar" which is just stupid.
It's the same for long johns. If you went to Donut King and asked for a long john they'd probably look at you funny, because they're called "choc cream logs" there. ::)
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Jack on December 18, 2017, 01:38:42 AM
I remember Richard and I remember him being quite pathetic. Only someone like him would start such a pathetic thread.
He's different now. Welcome back.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Lestat on December 22, 2017, 10:42:39 PM
They still call the whipped-cream filled, elongated chocolate strip-topped pastries 'chocolate eclairs' here.

And DD, I reckon that quite definitely came out....well....errr.....ahem.......Some people are going to need a bottle of industrial-strength brain bleach for that.

Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on January 02, 2018, 09:53:20 AM
They don't even call them eclairs anymore, more like something along the lines of "choc cream bar" which is just stupid.
It's the same for long johns. If you went to Donut King and asked for a long john they'd probably look at you funny, because they're called "choc cream logs" there. ::)

You should try Voodoo Donuts instead.   ;)   8)

https://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Calandale on January 02, 2018, 11:49:45 AM


You should try Voodoo Donuts instead.   ;)   8)

https://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/ (https://www.voodoodoughnut.com/doughnuts/)


Never sure how to react to these. They seem to always have a nasty surprise inside them (like bean curd).
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Lestat on January 02, 2018, 03:28:24 PM
That site looks brilliant.

I think I'm going to check a few of them out. The lavender and grape 'grape ape' one looks lovely, as does the bubblegum one with bubblegum frosting and bubblegum bits on them.....I HAVE to get some of those.

I think I'll avoid the 'cock and balls', I'll leave that for ...certain members here...the voodoo doll one is rather amusing.

Bean curd? makes me think of an anglicized version of 'mochi' which are essentially fairly hollow rice-cakes of a spherical or ovoid shape and filled with sweet bean-curd paste. When I was in one of the colleges I went to, whenever I went to my spliff-lunch-spliff break I'd ALWAYS go to a certain oriental goods store in a nearby chinatown and get several packs of mochi, after someone else there turned me on to their existence. Tried one, and they ended up being my lunch every day after. Both very filling, comes in several flavours and quite delicious.

(there were quite a few niggers at that place that sold weed..[here i am making a distinction between black people and niggers. Those with dark skin potentially with negroid ancestry in tribes, are people who are black, niggers are the type that view women as bitches and fuckholes, go round mugging people, generally treat people like shit, and respond violently to being merely having a passer by on the street point their head in the same direction. Most dark skinned people are black people, the latter class, the kind that like knifing people and the 'thug 4 lyfe, bitch' attitude, they are niggers) so I'd generally buy some off said niggers (obviously, with their making money, they did not behave as such to me) at lunchtime, work up a nice appetite, then after the food stopped me being baked (for some reason, generally I find that any food containing sugars immediately brings me from as stoned as you can get, to baseline with the first bite) then would spark up the second one, pre-rolled for the purpose. Or just blaze half the first one if the weed was of particularly excellent potency and leave the other half for after lunch.

(the 'college' was a 'job course', mandated once by the benefits agency, which did nothing to help ANYONE get a job. Just one bullying fucking great heinous bitch who ordered everybody 'get a fucking job, trash' and like utterances, and particularly targeted this one particular girl, who was the quietest, most gentle of the lot, mercilessly picking on her until she burst into tears in front of the entire class. And whilst they told everybody they were dole-scum and to get a job, they not once, ever actually provided any assistance to get a job, bar allowing access to pencil and paper, photocopier, and to a computer. Otherwise they did NOTHING.

That was the place (and getting revenge on the bitch for mistreating that girl, who really, she was harmless, never hurt anything visible enough to see with the naked eye that I ever saw, kept herself to herself, wouldn't surprise me if she was aspie in fact) that I gas-bombed to get her (and everyone else) the day off, using durian fruit, stuffed in the lowest floor toilet airvents of the men's bogs, whilst a female friend accomplice did the female ones, saving one piece of durian to chuck in the bin of the 'classroom' we were in and wrapped in a bit of crumpled paper (no defense at all against what a piece of durian can do...good god...the southeast asians might regard it as a delicacy...but whilst they say it tastes like, if one can get past the stygian tartarus-shart of a stench it gives out, 'sweet raspberry-custard-like' flavour, apparently.

One little package of durian pieces was enough to evacuate a many-story building, thinking either a gas-leak (there was no gas supply) or a chemical warfare attack. Essentially it was the latter, although of a nature such as the only harm it could cause a person was feeling sick to the stomach due to the highly aversive odour. Durian smells so filthy that it is even banned from being carried  on aircraft. I've cooked up to use, some pretty hideous-smelling things in the lab, a few of them even worse than durian fruit, but not very  many have been that bad, and very few have been worse. A few alkyl selenols or selenides, but jesus...durian is BAD. I actually did try to eat it, and I could not swallow the tiniest nibble, vomited into the bin, adding to the filthy reek that the durian was giving off. Durian, butyric acid (what gives vomit much of its nasty smell), semidigested stomach-contents and bile....lol did that bullying cow ever suffer for what she did to that poor girl. Couldn't do to the bully 'tutor' what I wanted to do (I.e defenestrate her, from about 6-7 floors up), would have gotten done for that with too great a probability for me to do so, but the durian....lol IIRC she was one who had to coordinate the evacuation. And she certainly suffered. All because of some fruit, barf and a bin full of my bile :LOL1:

Didn't get what she deserved...but I am very glad that I got the girl she targeted for so long the day off, and time to comfort her as best I was able. Lydia was her name. Got to say, I miss her. I'd love to meet her again some day, so I could go buy her dinner and a pint, and tell her just what was done to get us all out of there and why, so she could have a laugh at that bullying bitch from hell's expense, and I could watch her smile, knowing someone got her the revenge  I am pretty damn sure she herself would not have stood up and taken for herself. Was a lovely girl, aside from goth daisy, who was essentially, my partner in crime, probably who I cared for most there.

And the way that 'tutor', every...single...cunting DAY, tortured that girl...I don't like creatures like that. The worst are those that pick on the gentlest of souls. I just cannot fucking stand it. Its the lowest of the fucking low.

As for the donut site...that, I am going for. Definitely. I like to mail order rare/very hard to get candies sometimes, but I've never seen a site like that that does specialty donuts before.

But a thread falsely claiming the user 'eclair' has died, that I  find in extremely shitty poor taste. Thats just not right. I know fucked up is the rule rather than the exception here, but there are things that even if not violating the TOS, ought not to fly here, and the 'wrath of the community ought to descend en-masse upon those responsible. And for that matter *trips the OP up and stamps on their testicles, one at a time, before stamping again on both at once, pissing in their open mouth as they groan on the floor, shits on their chest in a pattern writing 'sister-fucking son of a gutterborn whore' in diarrhea-squirt over their chest, standing on their mouth and nose until they have no choice but to swallow my piss, and walks off in contempt*

Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Eclair on August 15, 2018, 08:15:13 PM
The first time I ever had an éclair was traumatic. I don't remember how old I was, but it was very young. There was a variety box of donuts for me to choose from, and like a greedy gopher kid I picked the biggest one. Sweet goo is awful and makes me gag, but surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos. I was so disappointed. :emosad: Eventually I learned I don't want any donuts that don't have holes in them.  :orly:

This is hilarious...'surprise sweet goo is the worst sweet goo of all the sweet goos'....

From memory, this thread never bothered me. I felt more for people who thought it was true.

p.s. Eclairs and Long Johns are two completely different things.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Tequila on August 15, 2018, 09:41:50 PM
Also, an éclair in French means like lightning, rapid, very fast, and so on.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: DirtDawg on August 15, 2018, 09:59:44 PM
Also, an éclair in French means like lightning, rapid, very fast, and so on.

Set her on edge and you might find that her screen name describes a personality of high intelligence, mostly congruent with your description.

Do not get me wrong; she is a sweetheart, just cross swords with her at your own peril.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Tequila on August 15, 2018, 10:01:47 PM
Probably Reddits or is on some other highfalutin' board.
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: renaeden on August 15, 2018, 11:48:23 PM
Nice to see you, Eclair!   :)
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2018, 12:05:37 PM
Hi Eclair, welcome back!
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2018, 06:21:09 AM

I am glad to see you, Eclair.  :2thumbsup:

Stick around a bit?
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Tequila on August 17, 2018, 06:30:38 AM
Is she always a misery-mongering curmudgeon?
Title: Re: Eclair is dead
Post by: Eclair on August 17, 2018, 06:48:53 AM
Nice to see you, Eclair!   :)

xx

Hi Eclair, welcome back!

xx

I am glad to see you, Eclair.  :2thumbsup:

Stick around a bit?

xx …I'll try, but as usual...I usually come here when there's about 1,000 other things I SHOULD be doing. It's like the guilty procrastinators pleasure to come here. :P