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Title: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: renaeden on January 02, 2008, 05:24:20 AM
I think you have been here long enough....

Did you go to school in WA? If so which ones?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Calandale on January 02, 2008, 07:21:44 AM
Ah. Western Australia, not Washington.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: renaeden on January 04, 2008, 01:08:39 AM
Yes, type WA and everyone thinks I am from Washington. Has happened a number of times.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 04, 2008, 04:37:55 AM
Actually wondering about that. Did not want to be too presumptuous. But yeah honestly, I am not subtle, shy or really worried about social mores or embarrassment. Ask me any fucking thing....so long as you expect an honest answer that has the grace of a hippo doing ballet (My ex-wife for example).
Thanks Renaeden.
Warwick Senior High School (1984-1987)
Correspondence - Year traveling around Australia
East Hamersley Primary(1979-1982)
Glendale Primary (1977-1978)

Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Calandale on January 04, 2008, 04:54:58 AM

Warwick Senior High School (1984-1987)



Me too. Sorta.

Without the senior bit.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: renaeden on January 04, 2008, 05:17:53 AM
All up north of the river.
What was the year traveling around like? Was it hard to go back to regular school afterwards?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 05, 2008, 04:18:44 AM
I hated school. I loved the flexibility of correspondence. My little brother and I used to knock off our school work in the morning, go down the street, but and icecream and a comic and sit out the local school and piss off the local school kids.
"What are ya doing?"
"Ummm...I don't know eating a delicious icecream ad reading an X-Men comic"
"Why aren't you at school?"
"Don't need to be in school and I have a great comic to read and icecream to eat......Oh that was your siren....enjoy the rest off your day we might hang out here for a bit then go dow to the playground or shops before you guys come out......Oh here comes a teacher. I guess you'd better run along."

The traveling bit was good and but and boring and interesting and many other things. I will say that we had 3 tapes which my folks played over and over and over for hours on end going from point a to point b. Two Slim Dusty tapes and one Kenny Rogers tape. I can sing any of those songs of by heart. I hate Slim Dusty and abhor Kenny Rogers.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: renaeden on January 05, 2008, 09:50:02 PM
I hated school. I loved the flexibility of correspondence. My little brother and I used to knock off our school work in the morning, go down the street, but and icecream and a comic and sit out the local school and piss off the local school kids.
"What are ya doing?"
"Ummm...I don't know eating a delicious icecream ad reading an X-Men comic"
"Why aren't you at school?"
"Don't need to be in school and I have a great comic to read and icecream to eat......Oh that was your siren....enjoy the rest off your day we might hang out here for a bit then go dow to the playground or shops before you guys come out......Oh here comes a teacher. I guess you'd better run along."
:LMAO:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 06, 2008, 01:01:30 AM

Warwick Senior High School (1984-1987)



Me too. Sorta.

Without the senior bit.

Oh the Senior was for no real reason I don't think. It may have sounded better but it made fuck all difference to the school.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: renaeden on January 06, 2008, 01:36:02 AM
They say Senior because there are Years 11 and 12 going there. Some schools have only up to Year 10.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 06, 2008, 03:09:02 AM
They do? OK. That makes sense.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Calandale on January 09, 2008, 04:34:45 PM
What's the most erotic thing you've done,
with a member of your own gender?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 10, 2008, 12:12:45 AM
Good question! Unfortunately my answer as truthful as it is, is pretty dull.

Watching a porno with mates is about as close to a communal male erotic experience as I have had.

Any questions on my sexuality or sexual experiences are likely to be just as piss weak.

I did almost have a threesome with a girl at a nightclub and my friend but that fell through . The conversation was really interesting. Just talking about sex and what our preferences were, etc. How the hell we got onto the subject or who bought it up I dunno? A while later she walked off. I decided she was not interested and told my mate I would see him at work on Monday and went in search of a taxi.
The next Monday he came into work saying "Mate where did you go on Monday one minute you there, next you weren't, and the next that blonde chick was there asking for you and wanting a threesome with both of us."

He was keen but she wanted the package and on realising I wasn't coming back, faded into the crowd leaving Jason really pissed off with me.

I asked him if he would have been up for it and he reckoned he would have been. We keep an eye out for her but never saw her after that.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Calandale on January 10, 2008, 10:53:53 AM
Good question! Unfortunately my answer as truthful as it is, is pretty dull.

Watching a porno with mates is about as close to a communal male erotic experience as I have had.

masturbating, or not?
Always felt weird to me,
to watch a porno, without.
But, THAT was too much for
my prudish nature.  :laugh:
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We keep an eye out for her but never saw her after that.

Aww. Nice story though.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 11, 2008, 12:42:12 AM
No not masturbating. Told you I was dull

Yes a very romantic story. Shame the ending could not have had a romantic ending with the nice young lady getting  sandwiched, but I did say I would be honest
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 13, 2008, 04:39:41 PM
Cool none wants to know anything more about me and I will remain the mystery man of I2
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: renaeden on February 13, 2008, 09:02:43 PM
What colour is your hair? I can't really tell from the photos you posted.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 13, 2008, 09:35:18 PM
Was the stereo-typical blonde hair, blue eyed,  boy of Germanic stock when little now it has darken to light brown. I suspect before it gets the chance to darken more, grey and white will start taking over.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: purposefulinsanity on February 15, 2008, 07:32:29 AM
Eclair seriously it is far less about looks or intelligence. THe x-factor. What you see in someone that you can't identify that stirs inside you a binding and indescribable sense of want and belonging that is not identifiable to anyone but you. That, rather than tit size, dick size, good looks or intelligence is worth pursuing.
Meh, my two cents.


I found what you said here interesting- how often do you think you've come across someone with that 'x-factor'?  (Are we just talking about initial attraction here, or something more long term?)    Do you always do something about it when you do come across someone with it?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 15, 2008, 09:16:05 AM
Now that is a cool question. I would love to tell you yes but I would be lying my arse off. Naturally my ex-wise and I had all the chemistry and so forth. X-factor seeping outta every orifice. Years down the track and she is depressed at home with a post-baby body (which severely bothered her not me in a big way) she was feeling down and unlovable with a small baby and isolated. I on the other hand was 27 slim, young, attractive and desperately in need of love and affection rather than having to put up with "real life" problems after work and sleepless nights looking after the baby whilst she caught up on sleep.

The girl I was working with "got me" my sense of humour, my mannerisms, my view of life. She was my right everything. She had European olivey skin, was older than me (yeah that is a plus with me), found me attractive and interesting and dumped her boyfriend and started pursuing me.

The x-factor was there everyone suspected an affair and our patter laughing, and gentle touching and brushing indicate a familiarity more than what intimacy we had experience but obviously mutually wanted. The temping agency extended an offer of a Christmas function. I on the same day got a permanent position in a company down the road.

She front ME. She said "I wasn't thinking of going to this but will you come along?"
Me thinking unashamedly with my dick said " Sure"
She said " I will wear something really nice and buy you a drink.....If i can have first dance"
I said sure.

I went home to my wife and baby that night.
Christmas was a month later. I went to no Christmas dos.
We split up 4 yrs later.
I regret that decision.

X-factor like richtor scale
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: purposefulinsanity on February 15, 2008, 01:23:06 PM
Now that is a cool answer ;)    Do you think the x-factor would have lasted with the woman it never happened with?  Or do you think the fact you'd caused pain to your ex have tainted it?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 15, 2008, 05:21:40 PM
I probably would not have had my daughter with my now ex. Was still in love with my ex (then wife) at the time.
Maybe I should have just gone for it and found out?
Maybe that Christmas party could have been a night to reminisce on?

I dunno a lot of maybes. I know one thing, had I have gone we both would have had some pretty mind-blowing sex that night.

there were two options I took the "safe" and "moral" option. Doesn't mean it was the "best" option. After the shit I went through and am still going through with my ex, I do doubt it was the best choice.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Callaway on February 15, 2008, 11:44:09 PM
Your kids are really cute.  They look a lot like you.

How can you regret the decision that got you your daughter?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 16, 2008, 12:52:40 AM
Ah I know that my relationship with my ex has been annihilated. I have a poor amount of time to be a Dad.
Who knows what would have happened otherwise?
I do love my children though, heaps.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Callaway on February 16, 2008, 01:09:26 AM
Ah I know that my relationship with my ex has been annihilated. I have a poor amount of time to be a Dad.
Who knows what would have happened otherwise?
I do love my children though, heaps.

Yes, I guess that you could have gotten the woman with whom you shared the x-factor pregnant the first time you had sex with her and then you would have had a different daughter than the one you have now. 
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 16, 2008, 03:10:25 AM
Or we might be together now....Or we might have had a crappy marriage and divorced....or she might have dumped me after a few months....or many other possibilities.
It is just a case of wonder as to what might of been.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Calandale on February 19, 2008, 08:15:11 AM
I think I caught cat AIDS

Do you fuck cats?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 19, 2008, 02:40:55 PM
no I do get pissed at night occasionally and write a lot of shit which I find later that was not as funny, witty, coherent or in context as I would have thought? It embarrasses shit outta me. :-\
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: vodz on February 19, 2008, 08:31:50 PM
Why would you be embarrassed about shit you write on the net, especially I2?

Internets is not the same as real life, remember.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: odeon on February 22, 2008, 05:35:31 PM
no I do get pissed at night occasionally and write a lot of shit which I find later that was not as funny, witty, coherent or in context as I would have thought? It embarrasses shit outta me. :-\

I never do that.

/sips beer
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: P7PSP on December 09, 2012, 09:01:02 PM
Have you been to the Blue Mountains? If so do you have pictures from being there?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 10, 2012, 05:52:29 AM
No mate. In fact there has only been one time I have crossed over the Blue Mountains. Ironically it was to come to Sydney to see you :)
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: P7PSP on December 14, 2012, 08:27:13 AM
That was a fun visit.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 14, 2012, 08:31:04 AM
That was a fun visit.  :thumbup:

Actually it really was. I did not know what to expect to be honest. Phsically you were a lot like me which was cool. Personality you were the same as you were on here. That too was a relief. YOu always came across as pretty honest and straight down the line. My only regret is that i did not spend more time hanging out.
You are a hell of a nice bloke and i thoroughly enjoyed catching up with you
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: 'andersom' on January 15, 2016, 07:43:36 AM
How was Sidney?

Did you take pictures?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 15, 2016, 07:52:36 AM
How was Sidney?

Did you take pictures?

Wow this mothballed thread.

I didn't on either occasion. I keep forgetting. The only time I really took any photos was when I went holidaying overseas.

Sydney on last weekend gone, was pretty bloody horrible to be honest. BUT my daughter saw her friend and stayed overnight and I got some great one on one time with her which made up for it.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: 'andersom' on January 15, 2016, 08:02:18 AM
How was Sidney?

Did you take pictures?

Wow this mothballed thread.

I didn't on either occasion. I keep forgetting. The only time I really took any photos was when I went holidaying overseas.

Sydney on last weekend gone, was pretty bloody horrible to be honest. BUT my daughter saw her friend and stayed overnight and I got some great one on one time with her which made up for it.

Was wondering whether you would prefer a new one, with your new name. But this one was well-preserved because of those mothballs. So bumped this one. (I did once have a bit of a special interest in archeology. :P )

Good to read you had some nice time with the young lady.

Dang, in a year or so she'll go alone, without you. They do grow up so fast.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 15, 2016, 08:09:24 AM
How was Sidney?

Did you take pictures?

Wow this mothballed thread.

I didn't on either occasion. I keep forgetting. The only time I really took any photos was when I went holidaying overseas.

Sydney on last weekend gone, was pretty bloody horrible to be honest. BUT my daughter saw her friend and stayed overnight and I got some great one on one time with her which made up for it.

Was wondering whether you would prefer a new one, with your new name. But this one was well-preserved because of those mothballs. So bumped this one. (I did once have a bit of a special interest in archeology. :P )

Good to read you had some nice time with the young lady.

Dang, in a year or so she'll go alone, without you. They do grow up so fast.

No she will NEVER EVER go alone. She will always need Daddy and will never leave me and always want cuddles.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: 'andersom' on January 15, 2016, 08:45:21 AM
How was Sidney?

Did you take pictures?

Wow this mothballed thread.

I didn't on either occasion. I keep forgetting. The only time I really took any photos was when I went holidaying overseas.

Sydney on last weekend gone, was pretty bloody horrible to be honest. BUT my daughter saw her friend and stayed overnight and I got some great one on one time with her which made up for it.

Was wondering whether you would prefer a new one, with your new name. But this one was well-preserved because of those mothballs. So bumped this one. (I did once have a bit of a special interest in archeology. :P )

Good to read you had some nice time with the young lady.

Dang, in a year or so she'll go alone, without you. They do grow up so fast.

No she will NEVER EVER go alone. She will always need Daddy and will never leave me and always want cuddles.

Awww, you sook. :)

She will you know. And you'll be bloody proud of her when she does. (And crying over a glass of bourbon all alone at home)

 :hug:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 22, 2016, 03:40:26 AM
How was Sidney?

Did you take pictures?

Wow this mothballed thread.

I didn't on either occasion. I keep forgetting. The only time I really took any photos was when I went holidaying overseas.

Sydney on last weekend gone, was pretty bloody horrible to be honest. BUT my daughter saw her friend and stayed overnight and I got some great one on one time with her which made up for it.

Was wondering whether you would prefer a new one, with your new name. But this one was well-preserved because of those mothballs. So bumped this one. (I did once have a bit of a special interest in archeology. :P )

Good to read you had some nice time with the young lady.

Dang, in a year or so she'll go alone, without you. They do grow up so fast.

No she will NEVER EVER go alone. She will always need Daddy and will never leave me and always want cuddles.

Awww, you sook. :)

She will you know. And you'll be bloody proud of her when she does. (And crying over a glass of bourbon all alone at home)

 :hug:

 :bigcry:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 30, 2016, 06:04:21 AM
  She will always love her Daddy.  :hug:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on January 30, 2016, 11:48:31 PM
  She will always love her Daddy.  :hug:

Well if I keep spending $89 on make up and $199 on getting her hair done this week, I hope she at least tolerates me  :vortex2:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: 'andersom' on January 31, 2016, 03:13:02 AM
  She will always love her Daddy.  :hug:

Well if I keep spending $89 on make up and $199 on getting her hair done this week, I hope she at least tolerates me  :vortex2:
You've got an expensive daughter.

Make-up and hair like that, that asks for matching expensive clothes.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 31, 2016, 06:24:32 AM
  She will always love her Daddy.  :hug:

Well if I keep spending $89 on make up and $199 on getting her hair done this week, I hope she at least tolerates me  :vortex2:

  She should get a job to pay for it ... maybe a job in food service!  :fatchef:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: odeon on February 01, 2016, 03:07:30 AM
Daughters are bloody expensive to maintain.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 01, 2016, 03:09:26 AM
Daughters are bloody expensive to maintain.

Not wrong. Expensive week
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: 'andersom' on February 01, 2016, 12:23:09 PM
Daughters are bloody expensive to maintain.

Not wrong. Expensive week

Are daughters more expensive to fathers than to mothers?

The only serious expenses I have here for the girls is shoes and school related stuff.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: odeon on February 02, 2016, 06:11:15 AM
Daughters are bloody expensive to maintain.

Not wrong. Expensive week

Are daughters more expensive to fathers than to mothers?

The only serious expenses I have here for the girls is shoes and school related stuff.

You know, they actually might be.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: 'andersom' on February 02, 2016, 07:19:38 AM
Daughters are bloody expensive to maintain.

Not wrong. Expensive week

Are daughters more expensive to fathers than to mothers?

The only serious expenses I have here for the girls is shoes and school related stuff.

You know, they actually might be.

Weird. But maybe I have just got low maintenance girls, when it comes to money. They are happy with mum dying their hair in bright colours. And they are not into the latest fashion.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Jack on February 02, 2016, 08:39:14 PM
Daughters are bloody expensive to maintain.

Not wrong. Expensive week

Are daughters more expensive to fathers than to mothers?

The only serious expenses I have here for the girls is shoes and school related stuff.

You know, they actually might be.

Weird. But maybe I have just got low maintenance girls, when it comes to money. They are happy with mum dying their hair in bright colours. And they are not into the latest fashion.
May be different in other households but the general rule for an easy yes was, if they want to do something ask mom, if they want to have something ask dad.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: 'andersom' on February 03, 2016, 03:33:21 AM
Daughters are bloody expensive to maintain.

Not wrong. Expensive week

Are daughters more expensive to fathers than to mothers?

The only serious expenses I have here for the girls is shoes and school related stuff.

You know, they actually might be.

Weird. But maybe I have just got low maintenance girls, when it comes to money. They are happy with mum dying their hair in bright colours. And they are not into the latest fashion.
May be different in other households but the general rule for an easy yes was, if they want to do something ask mom, if they want to have something ask dad.

Did not apply for me, does not apply for my kids, does not apply for my walk in girls. Don't think my brother will let himself get used like that. Here you pay for things yourself. My walk in girls ask their dad more when they want to do something than their mum.

Could be culture. Don't think many girls here will let someone buy them dinner either.
 :dunno:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Jack on February 03, 2016, 06:13:13 PM
Here you pay for things yourself.
How do kids without jobs manage that?
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Jack on February 03, 2016, 06:43:33 PM
Daughters are bloody expensive to maintain.

Not wrong. Expensive week

Are daughters more expensive to fathers than to mothers?

The only serious expenses I have here for the girls is shoes and school related stuff.

You know, they actually might be.

Weird. But maybe I have just got low maintenance girls, when it comes to money. They are happy with mum dying their hair in bright colours. And they are not into the latest fashion.
May be different in other households but the general rule for an easy yes was, if they want to do something ask mom, if they want to have something ask dad.

Did not apply for me, does not apply for my kids, does not apply for my walk in girls. Don't think my brother will let himself get used like that. Here you pay for things yourself. My walk in girls ask their dad more when they want to do something than their mum.

Could be culture. Don't think many girls here will let someone buy them dinner either.
 :dunno:
Having and doing can both be expensive. Was more them working our personalities. Not the type to think material things are important, and he more the type to be overly protective about them being away or in someone else's charge, so they knew who to get in their corner first. Between the two of us, they probably managed to have and do everything they wanted. :laugh:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Gopher Gary on February 04, 2016, 09:15:58 PM
Don't think many girls here will let someone buy them dinner either.

Well they don't call it going Dutch for nothing.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 05, 2016, 01:43:57 AM
Thing is I just don't know girls. I don't know girl fashion, hair, make up. She has no female mother figure for advice.
She has to figure it out for herself.  What CAN I do? Just support her and encourage her in her attempts to build her confidence and become the her she will become.
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 05, 2016, 06:10:05 AM
Thing is I just don't know girls. I don't know girl fashion, hair, make up. She has no female mother figure for advice.
She has to figure it out for herself.  What CAN I do? Just support her and encourage her in her attempts to build her confidence and become the her she will become.

  That's going to help so much.  I'm glad she has you for a dad.  :hug:
Title: Re: Sir Les Patterson's Ask Away Thread
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 21, 2016, 07:07:58 PM
Thing is I just don't know girls. I don't know girl fashion, hair, make up. She has no female mother figure for advice.
She has to figure it out for herself.  What CAN I do? Just support her and encourage her in her attempts to build her confidence and become the her she will become.

  That's going to help so much.  I'm glad she has you for a dad.  :hug:

You're awesome