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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Freon on June 01, 2006, 05:03:11 AM
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So my boyfriend says to me the other day, "Guys use masturbation as a snack. We really want the main meal, (meaning sex with women, or me, in his case) but since women (ie, me) just don't want it 1 to 3 times a day, we masturbate as a between-meal snack."
I think that's pretty funny, actually. Anybody else have any thoughts on the matter? ???
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i think we do it so we can last longer with the good stuff. ;)
we have also been told that if we urinate right before we have sex, then we will last longer that way as well.
the goal i think is that as long as you've got the good stuff, then you want it to last as long as possible.
2 reasons why
*its the good stuff
*and we also think that the longer we last the more pleasure it is for the female, and therefore she will like sex as much as we do, and want to more.
i can think of better things to attribute to as a snack. i more think of it as stretching or warming up.
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I see masturbation as seperate from sex- its a means to an end, a way of quickly releasing some tension. A way of getting yourself off without having any concerns about anyone else's pleasure. I believe a healthy appetite for masturbation leads to a healthy appetite for sex- it does with me anyway. I also find that masturbation helps me sleep- sex seems to wake me up even more, but maybe that's because I'm just a 'greedy little git'?
To me sex is more about connecting with the other person and is more emotionally charged than masturbation. Yeah, its the 'good stuff' and can be a lot more satisfying than masturbation- but I wouldn't give up either.
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i think we do it so we can last longer with the good stuff.? ;)
we have also been told that if we urinate right before we have sex, then we will last longer that way as well.
the goal i think is that as long as you've got the good stuff, then you want it to last as long as possible.
2 reasons why
*its the good stuff
*and we also think that the longer we last the more pleasure it is for the female, and therefore she will like sex as much as we do, and want to more.
i can think of better things to attribute to as a snack.? i more think of it as stretching or warming up.
So I guess in a perfect world the guy pees before and the woman pees after for maximum overall pleasure.
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i think that a woman is sexy if she pees during.
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I find masturbation a good de-stressor and the last time I looked my body wasn't turning into a giant penis as a certain person would have us believe. It doesn't interfere in sex with my wife so, so hell yeah! ;D
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i think that a woman is sexy if she pees during.
Urine to some weird stuff, man.
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i think that a woman is sexy if she pees during.
Urine to some weird stuff, man.
Heh.
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I'll take salami dipped in mayo and mustard instead please.
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BLT, hold the mayo, please.
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BLT, hold the mayo, please.
is that before, after or - heaven forfend - during?
now, then - people have been concerned about bloodstains (on another thread), so i feel i must warn you that the turmeric in many preparations of mustard is far worse for staining - it's practically permanent. i use it as a dye, and it works like fuck.
i did warn you about Auntie Lucifer's Handy Hints... 8)
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After.....I get revved up after sex so I need a little snack to wind down, that is depending upon my wife's desires. Then I have another kind of snack, if ya know what I mean.
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After.....I get revved up after sex so I need a little snack to wind down, that is depending upon my wife's desires.? Then I have another kind of snack, if ya know what I mean.
you are awesome.
actually, once i finish, i lose all interest.
ozy, you are a good role model for the younger men. because if you want to keep the supply line open, you have got to takes ozy's approach.
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sigh. it's not a "supply line", mcj, "it" happens to be a person.
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Being responsive to my partner's needs/desires is just part of who I am. I just had to go thru a lot of trial and error to reach the point that I have a great partner and lady in my life. Even thought there are some days I'd love to transfer my 50 y/o brain into my 20 y/o body. ;)
As for the younger guys, meh, "youth is wasted on the young!". It seems that the overriding obssession with the majority of them is to boink and bail.
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sigh.? it's not a "supply line", mcj, "it" happens to be a person.
Actually, "it" is a life support system for a vagina. :-\
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get your consciousness out of your underwear, PMS Elle, eh?
:P
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i would agree with that assessment in the general population.
but from what i have read in these forums, AS guys are different. thinking boink and obsess. which in my own personal experience, really turns a lady off.
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After a semester learning about flowers, once, alone in my room, i had the passing thought: "A woman is just an elaborate advertisement and delivery system for a vagina."
And even though, it is an interesting parallel to flowers, and stimulates an insight into the real game of evolution, it is something that should never ever be said, or read. And i immediately decided it would never leave my head.
And please don't think I think men are any more meaningful. On women the reproductive system is internal, on men the reproductive system looks like an evolutionary afterthought. I don't think you can get a more obvious delivery system.
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i would agree with that assessment in the general population.
but from what i have read in these forums, AS guys are different. thinking boink and obsess. which in my own personal experience, really turns a lady off.
I've often wondered if the proportion of women who have a very strong interest in sex is higher in the AS community. ???
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honestly, have you often wondered.
you did post the ??? smiley and not the ;) guy.
if you have, tell me what you think about it?
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After a semester learning about flowers, once, alone in my room, i had the passing thought: "A woman is just an elaborate advertisement and delivery system for a vagina."
And even though, it is an interesting parallel to flowers, and stimulates an insight into the real game of evolution, it is something that should never ever be said, or read.? And i immediately decided it would never leave my head.
And please don't think I think men are any more meaningful.? On women the reproductive system is internal, on men the reproductive system looks like an evolutionary afterthought.? I don't think you can get a more obvious delivery system.
first off- whatever went into your bong tonight definately hit the spot, your spot.
secondly-very little taboos here. you think it, speak it. prepare to back it up, or get others to think. PC BS Code of conduct, you may reject its very notion.
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honestly, have you often wondered.
you did post the ??? smiley and not the ;) guy.
if you have, tell me what you think about it?
Yes I honestly have (btw the way I find smilieys even more confusing than plain text- and I picked the wondering guy). Firstly I will state that I honestly don't know if a higher percentage of AS women have a very strong interest in sex than the general population, I've never got past the wondering stage with this. I do know that sex has long been an obsession of mine and have tried to work out why that is so when there seems to be a greater proportion of male sex-obsessives (or if it just seems that way because men feel freer to be more vocal about it). I also wonder whether it has anything to do with the 'extreme male brain' theory or if its simply because aspies tend to be more obsessive in general.
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get your consciousness out of your underwear, PMS Elle, eh?
:P
Well, according to some men. Although I do honestly prefer to think of myself as a bitch rather than a cunt.
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Well, according to some men. Although I do honestly prefer to think of myself as a bitch rather than a cunt.
can i be both, please?
as for PI's point - yep. been wondering that for a while, cos i'm the same.
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i would agree with that assessment in the general population.
but from what i have read in these forums, AS guys are different. thinking boink and obsess. which in my own personal experience, really turns a lady off.
I think some of the guys here need to work more on the 'boink'.
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I'm not sure how to classify my interest in sex. I think about it a lot, and I wank a fair bit, and I get horny quite a lot of the time (I'm feeling horny right now, as it happens), but I'm also happy to go for months without sex, and I'm a bit 'meh' when I'm with female company. How does that fit into the 'extreme male brain' theory?
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peter the only reason your horny now is that i have recently been the subject of your thoughts.
i simply have that effect.
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peter the only reason your horny now is that i have recently been the subject of your thoughts.
i simply have that effect.
You're right. Can you send me some more pics of your anus for me to relieve myself with?
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first though,
i would really enjoy a response to my quire in the new picture thread in Whats your crime.
the one started by omega female.
thanks peter, in advance. it will be quite useful if you do.
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So my boyfriend says to me the other day, "Guys use masturbation as a snack. We really want the main meal, (meaning sex with women, or me, in his case) but since women (ie, me) just don't want it 1 to 3 times a day, we masturbate as a between-meal snack."
I think that's pretty funny, actually. Anybody else have any thoughts on the matter? ???
Post a picture and I'll tell you if I'd rather have a Pot Noodle or a slap up meal of chicken wings garnished with a fine tangy relish.
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I don't care what the picture is, I want the chicken wings!
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Somehow I think the fact that I very very rarely eat real "meals" except when my boyfriend is in the apartment is appropriate to mention here, despite the fact that it's not a metaphor.
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"Guys use masturbation as a snack. We really want the main meal,
I know that in my case I tend to think that actual sex doesn't seem like it'd be more 'filling' than masturbation, I'm more interested in it so that I can experience the act of 'giving'.
But then, I just had a bowl of cereal, an apple and pretzels for dinner last night, so I guess I'm a bit different :P
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try explaining to the woman of your affections that you are a giver, without her doing this? ::)
the jig is up, women realize that most men are completely full of shit over the subject and all things relating to SEX.
the only thing they will believe for certain is that it is constantly on our minds.
which reminds me, i have to post something in the thread what are you thinking about, right now.
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try explaining to the woman of your affections that you are a giver, without her doing this ::)
the jig is up, women realize that most men are completely full of shit over the subject and all things relating to SEX.
the only thing they will believe for certain is that it is constantly on our minds.
which reminds me, i have to post something in the thread what are you thinking about, right now.
why in the world would I tell her? ???
The plan would be just to fuck her hard until she passed out, I think she'll get the idea after that
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why in the world would I tell her?? ???
The plan would be just to fuck her hard until she passed out, I think she'll get the idea after that
You have never actually had sex with a woman before, have you?
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Well, your point being?
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Well, your point being?
I think your expectations are unrealistic, and I don't want you to be disappointed if your first time does not measure up to your porn movie fantasy.
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Dragonn, would you like to here about my first time. its got all the right ingredients; hilarity, shock, bungling buffoonery, even the days lunch, all happening within a span of 2.4 seconds.
but i am not telling it here. and i am not sending it via pm, because its too juicy to keep a secret.
just ask, and ye shall...
want to hurry up and get that one over with, so you can start having the 'good stuff'.
thats right 8) moi
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Can't say I've ever had a girl pass out on me from being fucked. I've had a couple get sore from extended fucking though, which is very frustrating, since it generally happens just as I'm beginning to get warmed up. The closest I've had to a girl passing out on me involved determined oral-digital action which left her somewhat incapacitated for 15 minutes.
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but walked with wobbly legs for hours afterward! ;)
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Nah, just told stories about me to her friends when she was sensible again, who then interrogated me about what I'd done to her and what tips I had for their boyfriends.
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some guys i know have been able to parlay lesser efforts into greater treasures.
you got her talking, huh.
atta boy pete-o
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I really wish it wasn't true that it was always on my mind. I wish I was a deeper human being than that. Even when i'm not thinking about it so i can hear the thoughts i KNOW my emotions are geared in that direction. I can feel myself light up at the -emotional level- implication that a girl likes me or could like me. And these feelings are usually absent for men. It is very frustrating. I'd rather be a person who lives to be me, than a person who lives to get sex, so I just try like hell to not pursue anyone purely for the potential affection and I end up not talking to women a lot of the time because i'm afraid my desires taint my words.
I don't want to talk to women I fancy without telling them I fancy them because I feel like I am lying to them. I feel like being talked to by a person just because they are interested in getting in my shorts would insult me. It would make the other person look kind of like an animal. So I really just can't do that to another person.
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I really wish it wasn't true that it was always on my mind.? I wish I was a deeper human being than that.? Even when i'm not thinking about it so i can hear the thoughts i KNOW my emotions are geared in that direction.? I can feel myself light up at the -emotional level- implication that a girl likes me or could like me.? And these feelings are usually absent for men.? It is very frustrating.? I'd rather be a person who lives to be me, than a person who lives to get sex, so I just try like hell to not pursue anyone purely for the potential affection and I end up not talking to women a lot of the time because i'm afraid my desires taint my words.
Go on Zyprexa. You'll have virtually no sex drive. Of course your sexual cravings will be replaced by the desires to eat and sleep, but you might develop culinary skills thta would make you even more of a "nice guy" to women than not wanting to screw them, and you can always drink coffee.
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I think I'll pass on a drug which makes me hungry and tired. I am allergic to coffee(or have a really low tolerance, mother gave it to me). And I have a metabolism, degree of hunger, and willingness to excersize which causes me to fluctuate between 242 and 250 pounds exactly (its uncanny). It is just enough flab to be grotesque but not enough fat to be fat, I don't want to move up beyond 250.
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we have also been told that if we urinate right before we have sex, then we will last longer that way as well.
Well yeah, if your struggling to hold a leak I'd imagine that could happen, you'd be like "Dammit woman! We've gotta speed this up!"
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i think that a woman is sexy if she pees during.
All I've gotta say is Shirly Manson from Garbage. Have her number somewhere around here....
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I'd just like to note that.... to the extent I really seriously DO feel guilty about anything, and it isn't just guilt i show to others with the goal of being forgiven about it, i really DO feel guilty that i want women just for sex(when i do). One I dislike how strongly it controls me(which isn't a lot, but i can't wrest that bit of control from it). And two it is.... so disrespectful. I'd cry if i were them being so disrespected. As a woman I'd feel a man pursuing me to be somewhat inhuman having such a thing controlling them.
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I'd just like to note that.... to the extent I really seriously DO feel guilty about anything, and it isn't just guilt i show to others with the goal of being forgiven about it, i really DO feel guilty that i want women just for sex(when i do). One I dislike how strongly it controls me(which isn't a lot, but i can't wrest that bit of control from it). And two it is.... so disrespectful. I'd cry if i were them being so disrespected. As a woman I'd feel a man pursuing me to be somewhat inhuman having such a thing controlling them.
i learned to get over that feeling of guilt, Nomaken, once i learned that they want me for my celebrity! :angel:
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Well that guilt doesn't exactly keep me up at night, but it is there.