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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Pyraxis on December 31, 2017, 06:19:47 PM
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Happy New Year!
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Nice thread title! :LOL:
Happy New year to you too. :)
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Happy New Year!
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Absolutely with you. It has been a crap year.
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OMG NEW YEAR!! :GA:
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It's not new year here yet. I hope at midnight surgarbutt is sleeping so I can wake him up to smooch him. He's one of those people who wakes up completely startled and ready to fight, and I'm one of those people who finds that very entertaining. :lol1:
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I'm going to have to buy a new bloody calendar again.
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Why not just put white stickers over the old calendar squares, write '2017' at the top in permanent marker then write the days and dates etc on the stickers, leaving space for reminders and to-do lists etc.
Why buy a new one when you can just alter the old one. Abd if you really need a bloody calendar, just claim your eyesight is bad, get someone to look closely for you and see what year it is, then thump them in the back of their head. Whatever is left of their nose afterwards will thereby provide you with a bloody calendar. Problem solved. Unless you happen to be the one selected to take the close look. Might be a bit difficult to read with the reddish-brown stains and potential bits of brain matter that squirt out depending on how hard you shove his face into the calendar.
Or did I just do a spazz and severely misread that bit?:autism: Although I'd still defy you to deny you'd then have your bloody calendar :lol:
Happy new year all.
And extra happy new years to the renster, may her autie death-stare get ever more evil, to 'raxy, just for being 'raxy. To CBC, our lovely walkie, FWM, Al (sorry, your not lovely Al, your a grumpy old git, but you are OUR grumpy old git :D)
(hey any chance of catching me a few mouse spiders for new years? I'd prefer Missulena bradleyi (eastern mouse spider) if you could catch me a few I'd gladly trade something expensive and hard to get, like meth, or the even better N-ethylamphetamine, if you'd catch me a few of those lil cuties. Wouldn't mind wishbone spiders either, or a funnelweb or three if you couldn't find the other two :D)
And of course, happy new years, Hyke :) can't forget you.
And of course, burning-one, who I was worried sick I'd lost contact with her, but she rejoined the forum we first came into contact on, just to find me :) (she is doing REALLY well btw, has improved her physical and mental health amazingly well. Can't let the new year pass without a shout-out to that lil fox)
And, QV, you too. And special new years huge well-wishes to your lovely PR :) Who, of everybody I've ever seen a pic of here, is, along with our one and only renster, one of the most gorgeous girls ever to grace I2 with her smile :)
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Go fuck yourself 2017.
Hoping for a much better 2018. For all intensitysquared members and for the world.
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2018 has already started weirdly for me - I haven't had any breakfast and it's nearly 3pm.
May everyone's new year not be weird. :)
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Noooooo.....Renster, you got it the wrong way round.
Surely you mean 'may everybody's 2018 be weird':autism: after all, since when the fuck were any of us normal?? well, we are, but the NTs don't think so. Granted they are the abnormal ones, and they will know it full well when the autism 'epidemic' (personally I see it not as an epidemic, but a catching up in terms of numbers...hopefully we will outbreed them and they can serve as menial labor:LOL:
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:party: Happy 2018! :party:
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I'm going to have to buy a new bloody calendar again.
Ooh welcome back, Grey Area! And I hope 2018 proves a better bet for you than 2017 did!
As for bloody calenders, what a pain . I always look at em and think - damned if I'm paying those prices. I'll wait til they're going for a knock-down price in Janauary.
Reasonably smart, thus far. But the problem is that I have a metabolic disorder and the cold really really gets to me, as I know damned well, but refuse to take into account. Result? Another damned year with no calender, most likely :LOL:
I notice our forum software is being silly again. "Incessant poster", my arse . Not to criticise yourself. That was even funnier, way back when I got labelled "incessant poster" :LOL:
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Go fuck yourself 2017.
Hoping for a much better 2018. For all intensitysquared members and for the world.
Oooooooooooo. That one earned you a plus from Al!
Me too :plus:
I totally agree with that sentiment
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Happy New Year.
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Happy New Year, everybody!
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Ughh...great. 2018 started by my getting a tonail torn out. Literally ripped right off, exposing the bare nail bed. For now, repeated applications of 20% benzocaine to the nail-bed and intramuscular morphine. I just hope I'll be able to sleep tonight. If all else fails, I've got a packet of nitrazepam with 8 pills in it, which ought to be sufficient to KO a horse. And if need be, adrenal suppressants I could use to bottom out my blood pressure low enough to knock me out, the two put together, plus a last dose of morphine held in reserve ought to be enough to do the job.
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As it happens I had an emergency dose of morphine in stock (I get a capsule form with little beads in it, so every time I take one, I save a few milligrams of it at a time, to build an emergency reserve, if that doesn't get used then I'll build up enough to have a few grams to experiment with, that,and enough strong as shit sleeping pills proved enough to allow me to sleep, and now my med refill is arriving (had to ask my old man to get them for me, since I cannot wear a shoe on that foot. Tomorrows appointment I cannot miss, so I'll wear one on my good foot and use the crutches I still have from my knee surgery to get there.
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The clock struck 12:00am and 2017 fucked off without argument.
As it should.
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The clock struck 12:00am and 2017 fucked off without argument.
As it should.
8)
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Well thats twice I've sent my old man out today. Once to pick up my med refill and pick up two tubes of 20% benzocaine topical/transmucosal gel, and just now again to a shop for food, one that does my favourite milkshakes, stinky moldy delicious stilton cheese and tiramisus, and coke.
Just downed one of those 'frijj' fudge brownie milkshakes (NOT the kind of fudge brownie you squirt into the mouth of an NT asking for oral....THAT is VERY different and does not involve milkshake :LOL1:)then just ate a family-sized tray of tiramisu before chasing it down with another milkshake.
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...my favourite milkshakes, stinky moldy delicious stilton cheese and tiramisus, and coke.
That really sounds like the worst milkshake I've ever heard of that anyone actually likes.
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Noooo...not all of those mixed together. The milkshakes were 'frijj cookie dough' ones. Also bought were two bottles of coke, the real sort, with sugar. A block of stilton, a bag of mozzarella, some family-size tiramisus, and some local anaesthetic gel tubes of benzocaine from the pharmacy to put on the end of one of my toes which until yesterday evening, had a toenail on it.
I'm about to eat the second tiramisu. Family size? only if your family is yourself and at the VERY most generous, perhaps an aethiopian pre-term neonate during the worst famine ever to hit the country. Otherwise, they are a snack.
As for moldy cheese...yeah, well, I love stilton. Well, I do blue stilton, I don't much care for the white kind. The normal, blue, moldy kind I'll open a big hunk of and eat the entire lot in one go. I REALLY do like a good piece of stilton. If it were not for the fact that I just took a big tub of tiramisu out of the fridge to eat, I'd be noshing my block of stilton right now. I don't have room for both. At least, not at once. A big block of cheese is kinda filling. And a tiramisu intended to serve 3-5 people isn't exactly not filling.
Actually...fuckitall. I'm putting the tiramisu back and getting that stilton out and eating everything but the rind.
(this is a piece from the middle of a round of cheese, thankfully. I REALLY hate it when there's a side thats like the back edge of it, all hard and crust-covered and inedible, because even close to the edge isn't nice. So when you get a piece cut with two proper cheese edges, that's how it should be.
Now ITS'A MUNCHIN'-TIME. Nice, moldy cheese. Yum yum.
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And here I thought you got especially interesting munchies.
Haven't seen real coke in forever.
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Well I do have good taste in munchies. But I'd pass on a moldy cheese, tiramisu and all the other stuff in a milkshake.
As for real coke, which kind? I meant the carbonated, sadly no longer true to the original recipe drink, but either is acceptable. Although I admit only one of the two is any use to quench thirst.
A tiramisu milkshake though...actually that I'd go for. Sounds pretty good actually, just tiramisu milkshake, sans the blue cheese etc.
The latter, that makes about as much sense and appeal as a jizzm mouthwash (and no, I'm not a puff :P)
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