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Title: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 05, 2017, 08:16:13 PM: Inspired by PMSElle. :thumbup: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.

I'm full. :zoinks:
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Post by: Pyraxis on July 05, 2017, 08:23:41 PM: That was delicious.
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 05, 2017, 08:25:35 PM: Stop complaining and eat it. :zoinks:
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Post by: Icequeen on July 05, 2017, 08:27:20 PM: Would you like whipped cream with that?
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Post by: Queen Victoria on July 05, 2017, 10:38:50 PM: Are you sure the weiner is kosher?

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Post by: odeon on July 05, 2017, 11:53:39 PM: I wonder what's for dessert.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 06, 2017, 12:47:23 AM: "Get down here, it's getting cold!" :roar:
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Post by: Fun With Matches on July 06, 2017, 02:09:37 AM: Quote from: Queen Victoria on July 05, 2017, 10:38:50 PM
Are you sure the weiner is kosher?

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Are you going to eat that?
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Post by: Fun With Matches on July 06, 2017, 02:11:57 AM: Would you like some seasoning?
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Post by: Fun With Matches on July 06, 2017, 02:20:44 AM: I don't usually cater for this many people.
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Post by: El on July 06, 2017, 05:28:39 AM: Go wash up first.
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Post by: lutra on July 06, 2017, 05:58:17 AM: 'buon appetito'
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Post by: Jack on July 06, 2017, 05:11:04 PM: May I be excused?
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 06, 2017, 06:57:07 PM: I grew these myself. :zoinks:
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 06, 2017, 07:00:06 PM: I'm allergic to nuts. :zoinks:
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Post by: FourAceDeal on July 07, 2017, 04:01:04 AM: Say when.
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 07, 2017, 06:49:08 PM: Do I taste ginger? :zoinks:
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Post by: Fun With Matches on July 07, 2017, 06:50:48 PM: I can't talk with my mouth full. :zoinks:
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 07, 2017, 06:51:15 PM: I'm so glad you came. :zoinks:
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Post by: Fun With Matches on July 07, 2017, 06:53:36 PM: *Cough cough* Gosh, that went down the wrong way!
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 07, 2017, 06:55:59 PM: It's an acquired taste. :zoinks:
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Post by: Fun With Matches on July 07, 2017, 07:01:07 PM: Ooh, you squirted that in my eye!
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Post by: Fun With Matches on July 07, 2017, 07:02:35 PM: Chris! Mind where you point that thing!
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Post by: Fun With Matches on July 07, 2017, 07:03:44 PM: Don't feed that sausage to the dog!
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 07, 2017, 08:23:38 PM: Hurry up before it gets cold. :zoinks:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on July 08, 2017, 08:27:25 AM: White or dark meat?

(very politically incorrect, but possibly heard at an interracial orgy.)
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 08, 2017, 06:35:54 PM: Try it, you might like it. :zoinks:
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Post by: Arya Quinn on July 21, 2017, 08:56:00 PM: "I'm full." :orly:
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Post by: odeon on July 22, 2017, 12:08:22 PM: Let's invite others the next time. :zoinks:
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Post by: Parts on July 22, 2017, 04:08:24 PM: That was yummy I think I'll have another serving :oral:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on July 22, 2017, 04:09:13 PM: Would you care for dark meat or white meat?
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 22, 2017, 07:13:31 PM: I need more napkins. :zoinks:
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Post by: Arya Quinn on July 24, 2017, 09:38:18 PM: Who's for pudding? :autism:
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Post by: Queen Victoria on July 25, 2017, 09:11:15 AM: Try it. You'll like it.
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Post by: Fun With Matches on July 25, 2017, 09:26:36 AM: Please. I'm trying to reduce my salt intake.
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2017, 08:09:25 PM: There's plenty for everyone. :zoinks:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 12, 2017, 10:49:19 AM: "Please pass the tapioca." :angel:
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Post by: Lestat on October 12, 2017, 11:11:43 AM: 'Mmmmffffffghhh'
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Post by: Parts on October 12, 2017, 11:15:23 AM: No talking with your mouth full
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Post by: Lestat on October 12, 2017, 12:46:56 PM: Not so much something SAID, as such..But I really get a strong mental image of something me and the older of my two ex fiancees once did with pepperint oil....
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Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 24, 2018, 06:23:24 PM: Would you care for a Chili Dog?? :autism:
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Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on July 24, 2018, 06:26:21 PM: Pull my finger
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Post by: DirtDawg on July 24, 2018, 08:54:51 PM: Is that a hair?

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Post by: DirtDawg on July 24, 2018, 08:58:30 PM: Just because you're done doesn't mean I have to stop.
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Post by: Calandale on July 24, 2018, 09:19:46 PM: Take my dick up your ass, auntie, and please pass me the bread.
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 25, 2018, 07:29:02 PM: Stop looking at your phone. >:(
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Post by: Calandale on July 25, 2018, 11:38:12 PM: Stop hoggin' the rodent
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 27, 2018, 04:19:57 PM: I think I chipped a tooth? :zoinks:
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Post by: Calandale on July 27, 2018, 04:32:11 PM: I love the stuffing
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Post by: Gopher Gary on July 28, 2018, 03:51:42 PM: Do I taste nutmeg? :zoinks:
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Post by: Gopher Gary on May 03, 2019, 04:15:05 PM: Guest bump. :orly:

I'm not paying for this. :zoinks:
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Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on May 29, 2019, 01:31:56 AM: Do you need a napkin? There's something on your chin!
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Post by: Calandale on May 29, 2019, 01:47:01 PM: Oh, I do like serving you.
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Post by: Calandale on May 29, 2019, 01:47:50 PM: Put some hot sauce on that
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Post by: Calandale on May 29, 2019, 01:48:55 PM: Oh look...it's all over junior's face
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Post by: Gopher Gary on May 29, 2019, 09:07:25 PM: Tonight we're using chopsticks. :zoinks:
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Post by: Calandale on May 30, 2019, 08:22:09 AM: Next time, go to the rest room
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Post by: Queen Victoria on May 30, 2019, 09:45:23 AM: You're spilling it.
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Post by: Gopher Gary on May 30, 2019, 07:07:52 PM: You'll never accomplish anything with a art history degree. :zoinks:
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Post by: odeon on May 31, 2019, 12:53:27 PM: During sex? Really?
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Post by: Calandale on May 31, 2019, 06:18:23 PM: Looks like the dog wants some too
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Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 01, 2019, 07:10:50 PM: Ooh, my arsehole is really going to be burning later.
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Post by: Genesis on June 01, 2019, 11:15:38 PM: That's what she said! I mean.... what the Dog said... I mean.... Oh $#!t
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Post by: Calandale on June 02, 2019, 12:46:19 PM: I'm so excited to try your pie.
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Post by: Gopher Gary on June 02, 2019, 06:58:57 PM: Get out of my house. :zoinks:
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Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2019, 08:21:56 AM: Time to carve the meat!
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Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 03, 2019, 10:24:25 PM: This meat already has teeth marks in it and they're definitely not mine!!!
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Post by: Calandale on June 03, 2019, 10:33:57 PM: remember to eat the vegetables.
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Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on June 04, 2019, 02:56:39 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0IkQF_H0iM&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR3Rj-QLxQ_-3K7iLAcKH_PDHGMKlrEk1x-srkl9hQFjmTTj4czBtJCWYEA
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Post by: Gopher Gary on June 10, 2019, 07:30:24 PM: Who invited you anyway? :zoinks:
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Post by: Minister Of Silly Walks on June 10, 2019, 10:08:58 PM: Would you like me to push your stool in?
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Post by: Gopher Gary on June 11, 2019, 07:55:51 PM: It tastes better than it looks. :zoinks:
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Post by: Tequila on July 01, 2019, 11:41:04 PM: When will you take the meat out?