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Title: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 19, 2016, 01:23:30 PM
  Give yourself a dose of tough love!  Get off your lazy ass and do something!  :police:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 19, 2016, 01:30:08 PM
  :cbc: You're going to be 50 this year.  Get moving and get the fuck out of  that job,
  that neighborhood, that rut!  You're bigger and better than a lazy life of comfort food!  :tv:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: Genesis on January 19, 2016, 05:59:46 PM
Wake up asshole! That ex who dumped you three times doesn't need your attention! STOP TALKING TO HER YOU *EXPLETIVE DELETED* Dumpkof!
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: Genesis on January 19, 2016, 06:08:39 PM
You're almost 26, and you still live in your mother's basement!!! (Wait.... NVM you still have a reason for it)
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: renaeden on January 19, 2016, 09:59:42 PM
3 times? You don't have time for that, Genesis!
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: Genesis on January 20, 2016, 01:05:02 AM
3 times? You don't have time for that, Genesis!

:( I know right? NotSoEpicFail on my part
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 20, 2016, 11:08:40 AM
3 times? You don't have time for that, Genesis!

  Ain't nobody got time for that.  :M
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 20, 2016, 12:59:09 PM
  OK, here's the deal: You can get off your ass and call the people you need to call, or you can
  piss away another afternoon and go to work tomorrow with nothing accomplished.  Don't even
  try to tell yourself that you'll make the calls from work during break times.  You know you won't.  :police:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 20, 2016, 01:53:25 PM
  OK, well done, you've made the first call.  You can listen to a song and make five posts,
   including this one, before getting back on that phone.  Don't lose momentum!  :police:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 20, 2016, 02:26:09 PM
  OK, good for you that you've listed the items you want to ask the handyman about ...
  but you need to call him.  Don't be a big chickenshit.  You've dealt with mice.  This is easy.  :police:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: Genesis on January 24, 2016, 11:19:54 PM
Be thankful you're not a member of the Dumpkof Society
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 03, 2016, 12:41:02 PM
  OK, you have some vacation days next week, you can make the phone calls then.
  But today you need to do the laundry, including the bedding.  You have all day.  :spank:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 03, 2016, 01:39:57 PM
  You are the descendant of famine survivors,  Black Death  :death: survivors!
  And you're intimidated by laundry?!  Get off your rusty ass and get your fucking work done!  :pirate:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: Queen Victoria on February 05, 2016, 04:14:35 PM
Persevere.  It will be done.
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 07, 2016, 12:41:06 PM
  Weeble, weeble, the fuck is wrong with you?  You can see the dust and dirt starting to accumulate.
   Remember, to you it looks clean in here.  To most other people, it would look like a filthy hovel.  :P
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: 'andersom' on February 07, 2016, 05:42:34 PM
  Weeble, weeble, the fuck is wrong with you?  You can see the dust and dirt starting to accumulate.
   Remember, to you it looks clean in here.  To most other people, it would look like a filthy hovel.  :P


Weeble Weeble, are you trying to cultivate a new type of anxiety? Or a new shape for your OCD?
To you it looks clean, to most other people it will look clean. If you mop your floors once a week it is OK. Nothing horrible will happen.
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 07, 2016, 06:26:14 PM
  Weeble, weeble, the fuck is wrong with you?  You can see the dust and dirt starting to accumulate.
   Remember, to you it looks clean in here.  To most other people, it would look like a filthy hovel.  :P


Weeble Weeble, are you trying to cultivate a new type of anxiety? Or a new shape for your OCD?
To you it looks clean, to most other people it will look clean. If you mop your floors once a week it is OK. Nothing horrible will happen.

  I know.  I'm just trying to avoid having to start all over again with my former level of dirt.  :sweep:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: 'andersom' on February 08, 2016, 12:01:38 AM
  Weeble, weeble, the fuck is wrong with you?  You can see the dust and dirt starting to accumulate.
   Remember, to you it looks clean in here.  To most other people, it would look like a filthy hovel.  :P


Weeble Weeble, are you trying to cultivate a new type of anxiety? Or a new shape for your OCD?
To you it looks clean, to most other people it will look clean. If you mop your floors once a week it is OK. Nothing horrible will happen.

  I know.  I'm just trying to avoid having to start all over again with my former level of dirt.  :sweep:

So, build a routine, without going the anxiety or OCD route.
You don't want to have to go through exposure therapy in a few years.
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 09, 2016, 08:06:50 AM
  I don't think I'm making the OCD worse, just using it for good.  I've already gotten it through
  my head that most of the food I eat, whether it comes from a field or a warehouse, has probably been
  exposed to rodent waste at some point.  So I wash the food, or wipe the can before opening.  I'm
  healthy at this point, I've never been sick despite having mouse presence at very close range at home.
  I just want to do everything I can to keep the little punters from getting too comfortable.  :litigious:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 06, 2016, 04:56:50 PM
  You don't seem to understand that you have to keep moving forward.  There is no point
  at which you're completely done learning and getting better, except the moment you die.  :yarly:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 19, 2016, 04:41:38 PM
  This song is really motivational and I never realized before today!  :hyke:

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk5SkiBna24
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: 'andersom' on March 20, 2016, 01:26:26 PM
Aaah, feeling young again, just by seeing the title.
Hearing it is even better.

The early Big Country albums are great.

Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 19, 2016, 01:59:21 PM
  "You need a new mission impossible, a new windmill to tilt at!" :pirate:

                         (http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4d/4c/85/4d4c85d2a7063bdae4cd2ada11ef2e00.jpg)

  "A totally new life, a new version of yourself, you can almost see it through the mist ..."
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 03, 2016, 11:47:28 AM
  "After this one song, that's it!  Get off your ass, as your father would have said!"    :oldman:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 05, 2016, 03:10:59 PM
  "OK, so you'll probably never be a self-starter.  So find some kind of external incentive.
   And FFS do it before you're a toothless 65-year-old wreck!  This downward trend is unacceptable!"  :tantrum:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: Trigger 11 on September 05, 2016, 07:04:46 PM
I could use some motivation, but I am not able to really see more than a few days ahead it seems anymore. Every so often, I get super-motivated to make some progress on certain things, but often lack the physical strength or stamina to see things through. And the times that I push through, like two months ago, I end up with a prolonged episode with my back. I feel so defeated, I just can't mentally get through that imaginary wall blocking my progress. I wish I had the strength to kick myself in the ass. This is why I really wish I had someone in my life to help and motivate me. My minions certainly keep me going, but a lot of that is to make sure they are happy and taken care...often at my expense. And there is no way I can tell them certain things and put that on them to worry and fret about.
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: 'andersom' on September 06, 2016, 02:38:36 PM
  "You need a new mission impossible, a new windmill to tilt at!" :pirate:

                         (http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4d/4c/85/4d4c85d2a7063bdae4cd2ada11ef2e00.jpg)

  "A totally new life, a new version of yourself, you can almost see it through the mist ..."


Save up for a windmill tour. And start studying the ones in the Netherlands. You can stay over at my place. I'll cook you a nice dinner.
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 09, 2016, 10:10:32 AM
  Dinner at the cow's house :cbc: :hyke:   would be a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 09, 2016, 10:14:09 AM
  "One more song, then get up, set that kitchen timer for eight minutes, and get moving
  with what needs to be done.  Vacation is almost over.  Gear up for the battles of the workday!"  :pirate:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: odeon on September 09, 2016, 11:13:27 AM
You did GOOD!
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 08, 2016, 03:15:39 PM
  "One more song, then you damn well better get moving!  Stagnation is the enemy of peace!" :pirate:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 08, 2016, 10:48:03 PM
  "One more song, then you damn well better get moving!  Stagnation is the enemy of peace!" :pirate:

Sometimes you make more progress by standing still and letting the world catch up with you.
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 09, 2016, 12:56:28 AM
  "One more song, then you damn well better get moving!  Stagnation is the enemy of peace!" :pirate:

Sometimes you make more progress by standing still and letting the world catch up with you.

  True, there are times for doing and times for just being. :meditate:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 10, 2017, 12:50:57 PM
  "OK, you've had a restful first half of the day; now bounce back with a vengeance!" :pirate:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 06:22:51 PM
  "After this song, get the laundry going!  You've had  ALL DAY  to do it!"  :mad:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: Queen Victoria on April 15, 2017, 07:23:14 PM
Today, part of the dining room.  Tonight some of my bedroom.
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 07:24:25 PM
Today, part of the dining room.  Tonight some of my bedroom.

  That's how I do it too.  I lose interest if I spend too long in one room.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Kick yourself in the ass! (In a GOOD way!)
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 03, 2019, 12:50:43 PM
  "Painting is your real job, you're not at the paying job today, so pick up a brush!" :soapbox: