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Title: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Parts on November 20, 2014, 05:07:17 AM
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Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog

HAMPTON, N.H. —A Hampton couple said they were terrorized Tuesday by a groundhog that ran at them with teeth bared.“Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed this movement. I turned around and this furry thing is coming at me. He got close enough so I could just poke him with my toe, and I pushed him back a few feet. He just turned around and came right back, and I gave him a harder kick this time,” McGrath said.

The kick did not deter the groundhog.

McGrath went in his garage and closed the door, but the groundhog snuck through another open door.

McGrath said he headed inside and came back out a short time later thinking the animal was gone.

“Here he comes again and he almost got me that time,” he said.

McGrath ran for the front door as the groundhog pursued.

“I took off as fast as I could, which didn’t have to be too fast. He had pretty short legs,” he said. “And he follows me up the steps and started biting, clawing and really acting nasty.”

His wife snapped some photographs and they called animal control.

The angry rodent confronted the animal control officer, who had to get back into his truck for a short time. The groundhog was later put down in the yard. It will be tested for rabies.

McGrath was unscathed, but said he’ll take on precaution in the future.

“Just going to wear long pants and steel boots,” he said.
Link (http://www.wmur.com/news/hampton-couple-menaced-by-aggressive-groundhog/29806682)

I see Gary has been out and about lately :zoinks:

(http://www.wmur.com/image/view/-/29809972/medRes/1/-/maxh/358/maxw/538/-/13hlom2z/-/new-pix-014-JPG.jpg)


Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Semicolon on November 20, 2014, 06:30:15 AM
:laugh:

That's the sort of headline that I'd expect from an English newspaper. :zoinks:

Gary, don't you know that it's rude to bite? :autism:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Parts on November 20, 2014, 08:07:02 AM
The photo credit was to Gary McGrath  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Pyraxis on November 20, 2014, 08:43:08 AM
We have discovered the gopher's identity!
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Icequeen on November 20, 2014, 09:26:24 AM
 :LOL:

Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on November 20, 2014, 11:03:01 AM
I TOLD you the gopher was a marmot.    :M
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 20, 2014, 07:00:05 PM
Hey, they had it coming. I'm just saying.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: odeon on November 29, 2014, 03:27:04 AM
How come I missed this gem?
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 29, 2014, 08:08:42 AM
Those things look cute. We don't have them in Australia. Closest we probably have is something like this

(http://members.optusnet.com.au/~alreadman/tas%20devil%204-watts.jpg)
They are not as cute
(http://www.geocurrents.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tasmanian-devil.jpg)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Icequeen on November 29, 2014, 01:04:17 PM
We had two babies running around here this spring, they were adorable, about the size of little guinea pigs...they grew up quick though.

I have one that dwells under my back deck and chews on the deck post every now and then.

They are shy and normally not aggressive...but they chew....and they are slow, so if another animal is sick with rabies, they often get bit.
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 29, 2014, 07:21:34 PM
 :indeed:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on November 29, 2014, 07:38:17 PM
Hey, they had it coming. I'm just saying.  :zoinks:

What did they do to you?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 29, 2014, 11:16:09 PM
Hey, they had it coming. I'm just saying.  :zoinks:

What did they do to you?  :zoinks:

They gave me rabies.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on November 30, 2014, 06:24:31 AM
Hey, they had it coming. I'm just saying.  :zoinks:

What did they do to you?  :zoinks:

They gave me rabies.  :zoinks:

(http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/groundhog_adp.jpg)

Why didn't you use this weapon instead of brute force?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 30, 2014, 02:49:55 PM
Hey, they had it coming. I'm just saying.  :zoinks:

What did they do to you?  :zoinks:

They gave me rabies.  :zoinks:

(http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/groundhog_adp.jpg)

Why didn't you use this weapon instead of brute force?  :zoinks:

That's my mom. She wont let me have heavy artillery.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: odeon on November 30, 2014, 04:17:25 PM
How's your rabies?
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 30, 2014, 04:28:36 PM
How's your rabies?

According to the article I'm dead.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: odeon on November 30, 2014, 04:29:26 PM
How's your rabies?

According to the article I'm dead.  :zoinks:

Oh. Sorry about that.
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on November 30, 2014, 04:29:58 PM
How's your rabies?

According to the article I'm dead.  :zoinks:

Oh. Sorry about that.

 :lol1:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on November 30, 2014, 08:02:59 PM
How's your rabies?

According to the article I'm dead.  :zoinks:

Then how are you posting?
Unless...

:boo:

Ghost Gopher!  :GA:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Hannah on November 30, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
 :laugh: oh my gawd I'm peeing my pants laughing  :thumbup: thanks for the LOL  :heisenberg:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Pyraxis on November 30, 2014, 10:55:44 PM
Evil never dies.  :bat:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: odeon on November 30, 2014, 11:41:27 PM
It's the zombie gopher!

(http://media.midwayusa.com/productimages/880x660/Primary/132/132534.jpg)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Semicolon on December 01, 2014, 12:45:54 AM
Is Gary a zombie, or is he the Second Coming? :GA:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Hannah on December 01, 2014, 04:23:04 PM
Is Gary a zombie, or is he the Second Coming? :GA:

Hum, he could be the first fruits of the second coming  :apondering: I need to ask God about this one  :laugh:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 01, 2014, 07:14:23 PM
 :lol1:  Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Semicolon on December 01, 2014, 11:17:15 PM
:lol1:  Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs.  :zoinks:

I believe everything that I read on the interwebs. :zoinks:

There are a surprising number of zombies in the Bible. :thumbup: Read about God's zombie army in Ezekiel 37, or Lazarus in the New Testament, or anyone in Revelation. :gwah:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: odeon on December 01, 2014, 11:56:35 PM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 02, 2014, 01:08:46 AM
Yes he is!

"The meek shall inherit the Earth"

(they were talking about Gary)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Semicolon on December 02, 2014, 08:30:50 AM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 02, 2014, 11:54:04 AM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:17:49 PM
Yes he is!

"The meek shall inherit the Earth"

(they were talking about Gary)

I think that's possibly a typo and it's the really the minks who get to inherit the Earth.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:18:30 PM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 02, 2014, 07:27:41 PM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 02, 2014, 07:29:29 PM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 02, 2014, 07:35:30 PM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpN3_cEL2W8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpN3_cEL2W8#)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 10:52:54 AM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 03, 2014, 11:21:18 AM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

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Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-2340383-1A481B55000005DC-223_634x417.jpg)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Semicolon on December 03, 2014, 01:42:02 PM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

Quote
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-2340383-1A481B55000005DC-223_634x417.jpg)

I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 03, 2014, 03:01:18 PM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

Quote
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-2340383-1A481B55000005DC-223_634x417.jpg)

I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:

Of course you are  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 03, 2014, 06:16:52 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 03, 2014, 07:36:33 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

Smart words. You'll live through the Red Wedding by not even turning up  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 05, 2014, 09:36:15 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

Smart words. You'll live through the Red Wedding by not even turning up  :zoinks:

We can just don't and say we did.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: sg1008 on December 06, 2014, 12:06:43 AM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

Quote
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-2340383-1A481B55000005DC-223_634x417.jpg)

I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:

Of course you are  :zoinks:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Admiral Ackbar - "It's A Trap!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA#ws)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 06, 2014, 07:25:04 PM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

Yes, Gary also lusts after lovers with genitals like donkeys and emissions like horses. :zoinks:

Of course. It all makes sense.  :zoinks:

Quote
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Yeah, that's got Gary written all over it.  :zoinks:

I like men who know the naughty parts of the Bible.  :eyelash:

Don't you mean you like men who can google things?  :asthing:

That too.  :zoinks:

When is the wedding? :zoinks:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-2340383-1A481B55000005DC-223_634x417.jpg)

I like the ambiance. :thumbup: Are we invited? :orly:

Of course you are  :zoinks:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Admiral Ackbar - "It's A Trap!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA#ws)

(http://cdn-premiere.ladmedia.fr/var/premiere/storage/images/media/images/wedding-crashers/68611453-1-fre-FR/wedding-crashers.jpg)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 08:02:01 AM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 08, 2014, 03:42:23 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

He can't post them. He's dead, remember  :autism:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 05:03:48 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

He can't post them. He's dead, remember  :autism:

 :lol1:

He's not dead...he's been abducted!
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 08, 2014, 06:55:20 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 06:57:21 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 08, 2014, 07:02:03 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Nah, I'm just really awesome like that.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 08, 2014, 07:29:15 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Maybe he is, maybe the Gopher is one of the Weeble's multiple personalities  :cbc:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:38:12 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

That's not what you said when you offered me a chuckjob. :eyelash:

I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Maybe he is, maybe the Gopher is one of the Weeble's multiple personalities  :cbc:

The Weeble could be inside the gopher and we'd never know. :GA:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 12:07:10 AM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Maybe he is, maybe the Gopher is one of the Weeble's multiple personalities  :cbc:

The Weeble could be inside the gopher and we'd never know. :GA:

That's no gopher! That's a platypus!!!
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 09, 2014, 08:50:42 AM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

Are you secretly CBC?

Maybe he is, maybe the Gopher is one of the Weeble's multiple personalities  :cbc:

The Weeble could be inside the gopher and we'd never know. :GA:

That's no gopher! That's a platypus!!!

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g312/cmhall9/Blog/StarWarsNoMoon.jpg) (http://s59.photobucket.com/user/cmhall9/media/Blog/StarWarsNoMoon.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 09, 2014, 06:54:13 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

That's not what you said when you offered me a chuckjob. :eyelash:

I did no such thing. :aff:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:04:44 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

That's not what you said when you offered me a chuckjob. :eyelash:

I did no such thing. :aff:

It was in a PM. :M
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on December 10, 2014, 08:55:20 PM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

I'm not a skank, remember?  :zoinks:

That's not what you said when you offered me a chuckjob. :eyelash:

I did no such thing. :aff:

It was in a PM. :M

:aff:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: odeon on December 18, 2014, 12:32:14 AM
:o

 :CanofWorms:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 23, 2014, 12:24:52 AM
Evil never dies.  :bat:

  It just comes back for seconds!  :bloody:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 23, 2014, 12:30:58 AM
Gary isn't in the Bible, though, is he?

Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? :zoinks:

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

  The Bible is actually really icky.   :GA:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 23, 2014, 12:32:34 AM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

  You're just a biting, scratching, rabble-rousing little hooligan!  :heart:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 23, 2014, 12:33:32 AM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

  Well DUH, Gary's avatar IS a nood.  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: odeon on December 24, 2014, 02:31:41 AM
I'm too rowdy to be the marrying type.  :zoinks:

If you're so rowdy, where are your gopher noodz? :zoinks:

  Well DUH, Gary's avatar IS a nood.  :facepalm2:

It's shocking, that's what it is. :christ:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on December 25, 2014, 09:25:36 AM
Evil never dies.  :bat:

  It just comes back for seconds!  :bloody:

(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8b/53/08/8b530888502f56e5addcddb5169f02d1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: sg1008 on April 16, 2015, 06:46:33 PM
This thread makes me chuckle. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 16, 2015, 08:15:44 PM
I'm feeling much better now.  :autism:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on April 17, 2015, 01:44:11 PM
This thread makes me chuckle. :evillaugh:

Ah! Necrobumping! :aff:

Now you're on a dangerous path, SG. At the end of that path is Pappy. :bat:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: rock hound on April 17, 2015, 01:57:02 PM
I live about 30 miles from Hampton, as the crow flies or so.  That made big news in our local newspaper!   The end result was, that it tested positive for rabies.  I keep a sharp eye out on the one in our backyard.  It runs away whenever we go outside, but, so far no aggressive behaviors noted.  YET!   :P
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: sg1008 on April 17, 2015, 05:45:19 PM
I live about 30 miles from Hampton, as the crow flies or so.  That made big news in our local newspaper!   The end result was, that it tested positive for rabies.  I keep a sharp eye out on the one in our backyard.  It runs away whenever we go outside, but, so far no aggressive behaviors noted.  YET!   :P

Lol

Gary....keep your teeth away!  :loup:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 17, 2015, 07:24:27 PM
Rock Hound keeps his sharp eye on me.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: rock hound on April 17, 2015, 08:57:17 PM
Rock Hound keeps his sharp eye on me.  :zoinks:

Nah, it's a distant relative!
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: odeon on April 18, 2015, 12:15:03 AM
See, TA. *This* is what he is like. :M
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: rock hound on April 18, 2015, 05:53:19 AM
Rock Hound keeps his sharp eye on me.  :zoinks:

Tonight's menu:  Roasted Gopher, Fava Beans and a fine Chianti!    :fatchef:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 18, 2015, 10:31:54 AM
I'm always perplexed by the number of people here willing to eat rodents.  :orly:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: rock hound on April 18, 2015, 11:57:09 AM
It's a regional thing.  Squirrel and squirrel brains are quite a delicacy down south.  From what I have heard about eating Gopher, it has a really strong gamy flavor.  People will try to eat anything.  Hell, look at Asia, they can and do eat just about anything that walks, crawls or creeps and flies.  Watch "Bizarre Foods" on the Travel Channel.  In Maine they do eat Beaver, and I mean the rodent not what just crossed your mind.  Though from what I saw there was a lot puns suppressed every time the host said, "eating Beaver".   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: sg1008 on April 18, 2015, 04:12:17 PM
The thing that flashed across my mind when you said beaver was this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Beaver_Yearling_Grooming_Alhambra_Creek_2008.jpg)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: rock hound on April 18, 2015, 04:16:26 PM
I'm sure you did!    ;)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: 'andersom' on April 18, 2015, 05:00:35 PM
With vanilla flavour. (http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/01/beaver-butts-emit-goo-used-for-vanilla-flavoring/)  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: rock hound on April 18, 2015, 05:53:34 PM
With vanilla flavour. (http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/01/beaver-butts-emit-goo-used-for-vanilla-flavoring/)  :zoinks:

Kinky!   I learn something new every day!   :kapkao:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Arya Quinn on April 18, 2015, 06:40:57 PM
With vanilla flavour. (http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/01/beaver-butts-emit-goo-used-for-vanilla-flavoring/)  :zoinks:

Kinky!   I learn something new every day!   :kapkao:

(http://i.imgur.com/IW8simF.gif)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: rock hound on April 18, 2015, 06:52:37 PM
With vanilla flavour. (http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/01/beaver-butts-emit-goo-used-for-vanilla-flavoring/)  :zoinks:

Kinky!   I learn something new every day!   :kapkao:

(http://i.imgur.com/IW8simF.gif)

<cue the heavenly choir>    :viking:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 18, 2015, 08:03:12 PM
With vanilla flavour. (http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/01/beaver-butts-emit-goo-used-for-vanilla-flavoring/)  :zoinks:

So that's what they mean by natural flavors.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: WolFish on June 27, 2015, 08:07:20 PM
Gary's been by our house twice already.

He hasn't eaten anything in the back garden but true to type he's been biting the heads off our Gaillardia. We're going to give him a taste of cayenne, garlic and soap spray.
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on June 27, 2015, 08:27:54 PM
Cajun food is one of my favorites, so the cayenne might lure me back for more.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 23, 2016, 05:16:33 PM
Cajun food is one of my favorites, so the cayenne might lure me back for more.  :zoinks:

  How'd you like a cayenne-coated bullet?  :litigious:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: rock hound on January 23, 2016, 05:18:44 PM
Cajun food is one of my favorites, so the cayenne might lure me back for more.  :zoinks:

  How'd you like a cayenne-coated bullet?  :litigious:

I was watching Bizarre foods recently and they had a bit about Appalachian families and eating woodchuck/gopher/whistle pig.  The meat is pretty bad because of the fat, but, if butchered properly is actually pretty tasty.
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 23, 2016, 05:20:03 PM
Cajun food is one of my favorites, so the cayenne might lure me back for more.  :zoinks:

  How'd you like a cayenne-coated bullet?  :litigious:

I was watching Bizarre foods recently and they had a bit about Appalachian families and eating woodchuck/gopher/whistle pig.  The meat is pretty bad because of the fat, but, if butchered properly is actually pretty tasty.

  Does it taste just like chicken?  :autism:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: sg1008 on January 23, 2016, 06:03:03 PM
Cajun food is one of my favorites, so the cayenne might lure me back for more.  :zoinks:

  How'd you like a cayenne-coated bullet?  :litigious:

I was watching Bizarre foods recently and they had a bit about Appalachian families and eating woodchuck/gopher/whistle pig.  The meat is pretty bad because of the fat, but, if butchered properly is actually pretty tasty.

  Does it taste just like chicken?  :autism:

This thread is escalating in an unsavory manner.

 :hide:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 23, 2016, 06:06:08 PM
  Mmmmm savory groundhog. :drool:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 23, 2016, 06:39:14 PM
Cajun food is one of my favorites, so the cayenne might lure me back for more.  :zoinks:

  How'd you like a cayenne-coated bullet?  :litigious:

I was watching Bizarre foods recently and they had a bit about Appalachian families and eating woodchuck/gopher/whistle pig.  The meat is pretty bad because of the fat, but, if butchered properly is actually pretty tasty.

  Does it taste just like chicken?  :autism:

This thread is escalating in an unsavory manner.

 :hide:

Next they'll be finding uses for our pelts. :aff:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: rock hound on January 23, 2016, 07:29:23 PM
Cajun food is one of my favorites, so the cayenne might lure me back for more.  :zoinks:

  How'd you like a cayenne-coated bullet?  :litigious:

I was watching Bizarre foods recently and they had a bit about Appalachian families and eating woodchuck/gopher/whistle pig.  The meat is pretty bad because of the fat, but, if butchered properly is actually pretty tasty.

  Does it taste just like chicken?  :autism:

Once the smelly gamy fat was pulled off Andrew Zimmerman was raving about the flavor of the stew that it was in!   
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 23, 2016, 09:41:27 PM
Next they'll be finding uses for our pelts. :aff:

  Third-rate bunny slippers.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on January 24, 2016, 09:33:13 PM
Next they'll be finding uses for our pelts. :aff:

  Third-rate bunny slippers.  :hahaha:

I'm sure I'd be at least second rate.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 28, 2016, 05:49:39 PM
Next they'll be finding uses for our pelts. :aff:

  Third-rate bunny slippers.  :hahaha:

I'm sure I'd be at least second rate.  :zoinks:

  Third-rate, and also destined to be chewed by poodles.  Karma, baby. :trollface:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 05, 2016, 05:50:31 PM
  Feet on your face.  That's what you get for being aggressive. :trollface:

                     (http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1612373233/groundhog_flip_flops.jpg?height=225&width=225)
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 05, 2016, 10:25:52 PM
OMG I look so handsome. :GA:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 05, 2016, 10:53:00 PM
OMG I look so handsome. :GA:

  Wait till you get dirty mildew-y toe marks on your face. :trollface:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 06, 2016, 10:21:04 AM
Fame does have its price.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: odeon on March 06, 2016, 02:02:21 PM
How much did you pay?
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 07, 2016, 10:24:26 PM
Evidentially the cost I pay is CBC's moldy feet.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 08, 2016, 01:52:05 AM
Evidentially the cost I pay is CBC's moldy feet.  :zoinks:

  My feet are pristine.  I wouldn't degrade them by wearing flip-flops with scruffy rodents on them.  :M :P
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on March 08, 2016, 05:42:49 PM
Evidentially the cost I pay is CBC's moldy feet.  :zoinks:

  My feet are pristine.  I wouldn't degrade them by wearing flip-flops with scruffy rodents on them.  :M :P

 :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 27, 2017, 05:08:03 PM
  So, Gary, been staying out of trouble lately?  Staying out of the Hamptons?  :police: :gopher:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on September 29, 2017, 09:19:27 PM
Parts has granted me asylum; I'm hanging out and plotting with the raccoon in the shed.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: renaeden on September 29, 2017, 09:24:39 PM
Raccoons are so cute. But then again, I am an Aussie who hasn't experienced a raccoon's destructive ways. I probably wouldn't think so favourably of them if they were knocking over the bins every night.

But raccoons are just so cute.
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 29, 2017, 09:54:09 PM
Raccoons are so cute. But then again, I am an Aussie who hasn't experienced a raccoon's destructive ways. I probably wouldn't think so favourably of them if they were knocking over the bins every night.

But raccoons are just so cute.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlYKZmTvzi0
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 29, 2017, 09:57:55 PM
Parts has granted me asylum; I'm hanging out and plotting with the raccoon in the shed.  :zoinks:

  Watch your back.  Just sayin'.  He might be throwing you under the bus. :gopher:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oex-4D-NAjw
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: renaeden on September 29, 2017, 10:03:07 PM
Awww, the hugging raccoon. And the "naked" one. So sweet.

As I am typing this, Liam is trying to get into a cupboard in the kitchen. Now it sounds like he is stuck in one. I had better retrieve him.
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: 'andersom' on September 30, 2017, 01:27:56 AM
As I am typing this, Liam is trying to get into a cupboard in the kitchen. Now it sounds like he is stuck in one. I had better retrieve him.
That's where I had to entice Luna from, yesterday.
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: renaeden on September 30, 2017, 03:06:27 AM
As I am typing this, Liam is trying to get into a cupboard in the kitchen. Now it sounds like he is stuck in one. I had better retrieve him.
That's where I had to entice Luna from, yesterday.
Cats, eh?

Liam always wants to get in a cupboard, but doesn't like it when he is shut in one.
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: 'andersom' on September 30, 2017, 09:11:37 AM
As I am typing this, Liam is trying to get into a cupboard in the kitchen. Now it sounds like he is stuck in one. I had better retrieve him.
That's where I had to entice Luna from, yesterday.
Cats, eh?

Liam always wants to get in a cupboard, but doesn't like it when he is shut in one.
Luna doesn't give a shit if you accidentally lock her up.

Lorre distrusts tiny spaces. He sometimes dares himself into an open box, with big scary eyes. And then he sets himself, ready to jump out. No way he will curl up to sleep in a somewhat confined space.

It's a good thing he doesn't know the area we live in is surrounded by dikes.
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Gopher Gary on October 03, 2017, 06:11:40 PM
Parts has granted me asylum; I'm hanging out and plotting with the raccoon in the shed.  :zoinks:

  Watch your back.  Just sayin'.  He might be throwing you under the bus. :gopher:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oex-4D-NAjw

Yeah, raccoons are shifty bastards, but when he starts digging holes in the yard I just tip over the garbage bins. Gophers never get blamed for the garbage bins.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hampton couple menaced by aggressive groundhog
Post by: Lestat on October 04, 2017, 10:27:45 AM
''It's a good thing he doesn't know the area we live in is surrounded by dikes. ''

Would the cat care if you revealed your rug-muncher ways?

You realize you can change your username here, since 'hyke' is obviously a typo, given the recent press release :P