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Title: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Genesis on September 23, 2014, 11:45:59 PM
1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:
YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU#)

2. If you tried coming on here to say things about the following people or places:
AFN
I^2
ASDC
Sarah Palin's Pet Moose
David Cameron looking like a pothead on a satirical site known as the Onion
Fox News
MSNBC
The Daily Mail
Wrong Planet the fact that their founder has a really funky hair-style (because it may or may not be meterosexual tendencies) eh who knows...

Then good for you... We'll listen... its just that people on this site, and as well as I have something to say to that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flBqojLpAnI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flBqojLpAnI#ws)

3. If you get attacked by a band of rabid squirrels then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfNarCjSHM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfNarCjSHM#)

Its your own fault.

Have a nice day.... ^_^


Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Gopher Gary on September 24, 2014, 07:01:26 PM
Stop being a crybaby, Genesis.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Genesis on September 24, 2014, 11:28:22 PM
Stop being a crybaby, Genesis.  :hahaha:

This was satire.... :P
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Semicolon on September 25, 2014, 05:08:47 AM
Now I have to decide whether or not to reply, when replying will bump the thread. :beware:
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Arya Quinn on September 25, 2014, 10:23:52 AM
3. If you get attacked by a band of rabid squirrels then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfNarCjSHM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CfNarCjSHM#)

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER COMPILATION 2014 PART 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmLfo0_oX-g#ws)
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: bodie on September 25, 2014, 12:53:50 PM
are you an insatiable satirist?   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Gopher Gary on September 25, 2014, 04:31:10 PM
Stop being a crybaby, Genesis.  :hahaha:

This was satire.... :P

That was sarcasm.  :green:
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Genesis on September 26, 2014, 11:43:35 PM
are you an insatiable satirist?   :eyebrows:

Eh.... Who knows....
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: awiddershinlife on September 26, 2014, 11:47:12 PM
1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


Hey, I love purging myself with a big pity party, then getting to work. I have been self sufficient since 1990. Selfsufficiency is the closest one can get to personal  freedom.
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Genesis on September 27, 2014, 07:04:14 PM
1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


Hey, I love purging myself with a big pity party, then getting to work. I have been self sufficient since 1990. Selfsufficiency is the closest one can get to personal  freedom.

This wasn't meant to be taken seriously.... sorry if it was a bit off.
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Hannah on September 27, 2014, 10:45:19 PM
this made my evening...you all just rock ok why the heck am I seeing I2 in rose colored glasses? Hum... :asthing: oh yea it's an Autie thing...no wait it's a changed hannah I'm ok with myself and everyone else (within reason) thing...
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Genesis on September 28, 2014, 01:01:05 AM
:)
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: 'andersom' on September 28, 2014, 01:03:52 AM
1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


Hey, I love purging myself with a big pity party, then getting to work. I have been self sufficient since 1990. Selfsufficiency is the closest one can get to personal  freedom.

This wasn't meant to be taken seriously.... sorry if it was a bit off.

Don't be sorry Genesis. Just don't. There is no need.

Straighten your back, keep your head up high, walk to a mirror and tell yourself that you are not sorry. (May need some practice, but really, there is no need to be sorry)
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Genesis on September 28, 2014, 01:13:49 PM
Okay :)
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Lestat on April 12, 2016, 11:19:51 PM
Why in the name of Hades would sarah beyondthepalin want a pet moose? all the  bitch need do is look in a mirror :P
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Genesis on April 13, 2016, 03:26:30 PM
Why in the name of Hades would sarah beyondthepalin want a pet moose? all the  bitch need do is look in a mirror :P

._. Which part of "this was satire" didn't you understand?
Title: Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
Post by: Genesis on March 08, 2024, 01:04:58 PM
Hello to the guest who is reading this post... why don't you sign up?