INTENSITY²
Start here => What is Intensity²? => Topic started by: Semicolon on July 12, 2013, 08:33:36 AM
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He who would join Intensity must answer me these questions three, ere the other boards he see.
(http://www.dailyllama.com/news/2003/images/bridgekeeper.jpg)
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper! I am not afraid!
- Are you :viking:?
- Will you post noodz?
- Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
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???
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I just thought of it and wanted to post it. :) I didn't put the different parts in quote boxes. :asthing:
If you have any questions, this (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,16748.0) will explain everything. Or not. :laugh:
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Yes
No
No
Oh wait i'm already here. Nvm. :P
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Are you the sensitive type?
Are you a WPfag or an AFFfag?
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Are you the sensitive type?
Are you a WPfag or an AFFfag?
Five doesn't rhyme. ;)
Out of all of the questions, I tried to pick three that I thought summed up this site. :viking:
We should have a master list of questions for everyone so we don't have to keep posting them in every introduction thread. :zoinks: :toporly:
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Plenty of words rhyme with five, but that's irrelevant. They have to make ten posts to see other boards, so maybe the questions should be ten. Can you rhyme ten?
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Plenty of words rhyme with five, but that's irrelevant. They have to make ten posts to see more of the site, so maybe the questions should be ten. Can you rhyme ten?
I was imprecise. "Five" doesn't rhyme with "Intensity". :asthing:
I can rhyme "ten".
He who would join this scary den must answer me these questions ten, or I'll just ask again. :laugh:
Can you come up with four or five other questions? :toporly:
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Probably not. :laugh:
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Probably not. :laugh:
He who would join Intensity must answer me these questions five...
Three, sir!
...three, ere the other boards he see. :laugh:
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But they need ten posts.
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But they need ten posts.
So they answer the questions in one post, then make nine more posts in random thread games. :thumbup:
Why are you looking at me? You're the one who couldn't come up with more questions. :hahaha: :P
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:roflol:
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But they need ten posts.
So they answer the questions in one post, then make nine more posts in random thread games. :thumbup:
Why are you looking at me? You're the one who couldn't come up with more questions. :hahaha: :P
Or they could simply make ten posts and ignore the questions.
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Are you the sensitive type?
Are you a WPfag or an AFFfag?
Five doesn't rhyme. ;)
Out of all of the questions, I tried to pick three that I thought summed up this site. :viking:
We should have a master list of questions for everyone so we don't have to keep posting them in every introduction thread. :zoinks: :toporly:
Nah, that would mess up with greeting rituals.
It's like the sniffing dogs do, when they meet. You should not take that away from dogs either.
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:thumbdn:
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:thumbdn:
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:thumbdn:
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Have I told you I love you today?
Good, because I dont
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:thumbdn:
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Have I told you I love you today?
Good, because I dont
:-*
Did you suddenly feel the need to post and tell me that you don't like me?
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:thumbdn:
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Have I told you I love you today?
Good, because I dont
:-*
Did you suddenly feel the need to post and tell me that you don't like me?
you are so astute
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:thumbdn:
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-_- I'm in disagreement with the idea of a gatekeeper, asking those questions.
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Also... Why the long hiatus? Why have you suddenly reappeared again?
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:thumbdn:
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-_- I'm in disagreement with the idea of a gatekeeper, asking those questions.
The gatekeeper isn't serious. It's a joke. :) I wasn't seriously suggesting that members be prohibited from joining unless the questions are answered.
It's traditional on I2 to ask new members certain questions. I picked three of them.
Also... Why the long hiatus? Why have you suddenly reappeared again?
I'm not sure I want to talk about it.
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I'm not sure I want to talk about it.
Question #6: Where was Semicolon during his hiatus?
I've heard rumors about jail time, but we've yet to explore other possibilities. Coma? Stranded on a deserted island? Dabbling in complete seclusion as a hermit? Living as a monk? Vow of silence? Soap opera-style amnesia? Wandered off and got lost for a really, really long time? Indifference? Boredom? Kidnapped? Dead, but got better? Witness protection program?
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Collaborate and listen
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I'm not sure I want to talk about it.
Question #6: Where was Semicolon during his hiatus?
I've heard rumors about jail time, but we've yet to explore other possibilities. Coma? Stranded on a deserted island? Dabbling in complete seclusion as a hermit? Living as a monk? Vow of silence? Soap opera-style amnesia? Wandered off and got lost for a really, really long time? Indifference? Boredom? Kidnapped? Dead, but got better? Witness protection program?
;)
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I heard Semicolon was on a 2 year mission in Greece looking for a Russian Crime Czar. The Crime Czar apparently wasn't in Greece, yet he was in Sweden.
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I heard Semicolon was on a 2 year mission in Greece looking for a Russian Crime Czar. The Crime Czar apparently wasn't in Greece, yet he was in Sweden.
:moomin:
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Oh shit... I just described a plot hole in Girl with a Dragon Tattoo :zombiefuck: Mind Blown! :o
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There was other accusations saying that Semicolon was on a very long holiday. Making trips to United Kingdom, Spain, France, Greece, South Africa, Japan, and the Russian Federation.
Of course the Crime Czar wasn't in the Russian Federation...
yet lets be honest here...
Couldn't Semicolon be a part of the Russian Mafiya? Or even The Yakuza, or The Irish Mob? Or even a key witness to the Family Secrets trail in Chicago?
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:agreed: :indeed:
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Cryogenic hibernation!
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Semicolon was with me the whole time.
ner ner na ner ner
:razz:
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Semicolon was with me the whole time.
ner ner na ner ner
:razz:
You kidnapped Semicolon?!
Highly unlikely.
If he were kidnapped to do Bodie's sexual bidding, he wouldn't leave. ;)
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Semicolon was with me the whole time.
ner ner na ner ner
:razz:
You kidnapped Semicolon?!
Highly unlikely.
If he were kidnapped to do Bodie's sexual bidding, he wouldn't leave. ;)
My memory of events have been mysteriously wiped away. :P
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Semicolon was with me the whole time.
ner ner na ner ner
:razz:
You kidnapped Semicolon?!
Highly unlikely.
If he were kidnapped to do Bodie's sexual bidding, he wouldn't leave. ;)
My memory of events have been mysteriously wiped away. :P
Then it was Semicolon who did the kidnapping!
That makes sense. He had to keep a low profile.
The plot thickens...
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To be honest with you, no one actually knows if Semicolon is a he.... or a she....
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Or... he was here the whole time, posting under another nickname. The plot thickens indeed.
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:jawdrop:
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Ah, but not for me.
I know where he's been...what he's up to.
A lucky escape...... He will not again. :probe:
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Ah, but not for me.
I know where he's been...what he's up to.
A lucky escape...... He will not again. :probe:
:probe:
He will not again what?
Not again be the blue person in the smiley? How will he not let that happen again? never close his eyes again when not alone?
Not again be the alien in the smiley? Has he changed into an earthling? Or has he given up on practicing dodgy doctoring?
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Ah, but not for me.
I know where he's been...what he's up to.
A lucky escape...... He will not again. :probe:
:probe:
He will not again what?
Not again be the blue person in the smiley? How will he not let that happen again? never close his eyes again when not alone?
Not again be the alien in the smiley? Has he changed into an earthling? Or has he given up on practicing dodgy doctoring?
He will not escape next time.
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Ah, but not for me.
I know where he's been...what he's up to.
A lucky escape...... He will not again. :probe:
:probe:
He will not again what?
Not again be the blue person in the smiley? How will he not let that happen again? never close his eyes again when not alone?
Not again be the alien in the smiley? Has he changed into an earthling? Or has he given up on practicing dodgy doctoring?
He will not escape next time.
I'm watching you sg1008. >:(
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Ah, but not for me.
I know where he's been...what he's up to.
A lucky escape...... He will not again. :probe:
:probe:
He will not again what?
Not again be the blue person in the smiley? How will he not let that happen again? never close his eyes again when not alone?
Not again be the alien in the smiley? Has he changed into an earthling? Or has he given up on practicing dodgy doctoring?
He will not escape next time.
I'm watching you sg1008. >:(
Do you think that sg1008 will do a trick? :zoinks:
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Ah, but not for me.
I know where he's been...what he's up to.
A lucky escape...... He will not again. :probe:
:probe:
He will not again what?
Not again be the blue person in the smiley? How will he not let that happen again? never close his eyes again when not alone?
Not again be the alien in the smiley? Has he changed into an earthling? Or has he given up on practicing dodgy doctoring?
He will not escape next time.
I'm watching you sg1008. >:(
Do you think that sg1008 will do a trick? :zoinks:
SG better do a trick, now that you've said that. >:(
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1. No but that would be cool
2. Not in public
3. Never
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I ignore your questions, sir
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I can rhyme "ten".
He who would join this scary den must answer me these questions ten, or I'll just ask again. :laugh:
Yannow, that's pretty good, actually.
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I can rhyme "ten".
He who would join this scary den must answer me these questions ten, or I'll just ask again. :laugh:
Yannow, that's pretty good, actually.
:hadron:
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He who would join Intensity must answer me these questions three, ere the other boards he see.
(http://www.dailyllama.com/news/2003/images/bridgekeeper.jpg)
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper! I am not afraid!
- Are you :viking:?
- Will you post noodz?
- Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
1. viking - probably since my family is scottish, welsh, and English - and those conquerors were virile
2. You want to see naked photos of a 61 year old autistic? Sure!
3. I am a vegan; I am never constipated
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Hey, guys, the n00b said OK to n00ds. ;D
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Hey, guys, the n00b said OK to n00ds. ;D
:fuckyeahdance:
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:GA:
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Hey, guys, the n00b said OK to n00ds. ;D
:puke:
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Hey, guys, the n00b said OK to n00ds. ;D
:puke:
Make up your mind Scrap, what is it you want?
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He who would join Intensity must answer me these questions three, ere the other boards he see.
(http://www.dailyllama.com/news/2003/images/bridgekeeper.jpg)
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper! I am not afraid!
- Are you :viking:?
- Will you post noodz?
- Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
1. viking - probably since my family is scottish, welsh, and English - and those conquerors were virile
2. You want to see naked photos of a 61 year old autistic? Sure!
3. I am a vegan; I am never constipated
Welcome to this place. Good to see Piper brought you here.
Will you make an introduction thread?
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Hey, guys, the n00b said OK to n00ds. ;D
:puke:
Make up your mind Scrap, what is it you want?
Even I have my limits. :P
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Hey, guys, the n00b said OK to n00ds. ;D
:puke:
Make up your mind Scrap, what is it you want?
Even I have my limits. :P
Is it a limit of age? Or a limit of personality?
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Yes. :laugh:
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yes to both?
I did not know personality was that important to you, when looking at pictures.
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yes to both?
I did not know personality was that important to you, when looking at pictures.
With a lot of people, personality physically manifests.
Some "hot" chicks don't appeal to me for this reason.
Kim Kardashian comes to mind...
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:laugh:
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Reading this thread makes me miss some people.
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Did you miss me? :eyelash:
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America misses you.
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America will have to wait.
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America will have to wait.
Americans aren't the best at delayed gratification. :GA:
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America will have to wait.
Americans aren't the best at delayed gratification. :GA:
Will they go as far as abducting Odeon from his own home?
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I, for one, can't be arsed. :M
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I, for one, can't be arsed. :M
Not even if your part was to fly the stealth, used for his abduction?
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But I don't want to be abducted. :hide:
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But I don't want to be abducted. :hide:
We'll super size your abduction for only an extra dollar. :autism:
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But I don't want to be abducted. :hide:
We'll super size your abduction for only an extra dollar. :autism:
And of course, you get French fries with that. :green:
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He who would join Intensity must answer me these questions three, ere the other boards he see.
(http://www.dailyllama.com/news/2003/images/bridgekeeper.jpg)
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper! I am not afraid!
- Are you :viking:?
- Will you post noodz?
- Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
I think I answered these questions before...No I won't post a picture of myself nude, No I do not dig fecal matter out of my rear, and I am of Swede blood not Viking... :yarly:
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Are you :viking: isn't asking if you're a Viking, it's asking if you're BRAVE! (its an I2 inside joke)
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Are you :viking: isn't asking if you're a Viking, it's asking if you're BRAVE! (its an I2 inside joke)
thanks for clewing me into the inside joke :2thumbsup:
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He who would join Intensity must answer me these questions three, ere the other boards he see.
(http://www.dailyllama.com/news/2003/images/bridgekeeper.jpg)
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper! I am not afraid!
- Are you :viking:?
- Will you post noodz?
- Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
I think I answered these questions before...No I won't post a picture of myself nude, No I do not dig fecal matter out of my rear, and I am of Swede blood not Viking... :yarly:
They're important questions. :M
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I wonder why the :M smiley didn't work there. :orly:
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I wonder why the :M smiley didn't work there. :orly:
:GA:
Hannah broke I2. :M
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:arrr:
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:arrr:
:pirateship:
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:arrr: :arrr: :viking: :pirate: :arrr: :arrr: :pirateship: :arrr: :arrr: :pirate: :viking: :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:
Lit should come back.
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
You're supposed to blame Semicolon back!! :viking:
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
You're supposed to blame Semicolon back!! :viking:
:M
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
You're supposed to blame Semicolon back!! :viking:
:M
Soon I'll have her blaming you for everything. :hahaha:
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
You're supposed to blame Semicolon back!! :viking:
:M
Soon I'll have her blaming you for everything. :hahaha:
I already blame you for everything. :autism:
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
You're supposed to blame Semicolon back!! :viking:
:M
Soon I'll have her blaming you for everything. :hahaha:
I already blame you for everything. :autism:
But everything I do is your fault. :autism:
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
You're supposed to blame Semicolon back!! :viking:
:M
Soon I'll have her blaming you for everything. :hahaha:
I already blame you for everything. :autism:
But everything I do is your fault. :autism:
That logic only works if I'm in the sock. :spaz: Am I talking to myself? :trollface:
I blame you for everything on the site. :M
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You can drop the facade Semi, we're all socks of Chair and Buttcoffee. :twitch:
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Whenever I read this title in my list of unreads I always think
"..in the name of love"
Singing it now, belting it out, and the urchin is not impressed.
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You can drop the facade Semi, we're all socks of Chair and Buttcoffee. :twitch:
And that's no doubt Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
You're supposed to blame Semicolon back!! :viking:
:M
Soon I'll have her blaming you for everything. :hahaha:
I already blame you for everything. :autism:
But everything I do is your fault. :autism:
That logic only works if I'm in the sock. :spaz: Am I talking to myself? :trollface:
I blame you for everything on the site. :M
It's the new rule of the interwebs, everything is your fault. :zoinks:
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I fuckin hate the word fault especially when they yell it out at the person whose fault it was :finger:
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
You're supposed to blame Semicolon back!! :viking:
:M
Soon I'll have her blaming you for everything. :hahaha:
I already blame you for everything. :autism:
But everything I do is your fault. :autism:
That logic only works if I'm in the sock. :spaz: Am I talking to myself? :trollface:
I blame you for everything on the site. :M
It's the new rule of the interwebs, everything is your fault. :zoinks:
Is it? I must have missed its introduction while I was eating my gopher stew: :zoinks:
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Which rule is it? :trollface:
I fuckin hate the word fault especially when they yell it out at the person whose fault it was :finger:
I wouldn't yell at the gopher. :zoinks:
Whenever I read this title in my list of unreads I always think
"..in the name of love"
Singing it now, belting it out, and the urchin is not impressed.
Before you break my heart. :rock:
You can drop the facade Semi, we're all socks of Chair and Buttcoffee. :twitch:
And that's no doubt Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
It's your fault that it's my fault. :hahaha:
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ah yes I broke the page oh deary me :chores:
You're supposed to blame Semicolon back!! :viking:
:M
Soon I'll have her blaming you for everything. :hahaha:
I already blame you for everything. :autism:
But everything I do is your fault. :autism:
That logic only works if I'm in the sock. :spaz: Am I talking to myself? :trollface:
I blame you for everything on the site. :M
It's the new rule of the interwebs, everything is your fault. :zoinks:
It used to all be my fault, but now everyone is nice to me. I feel so irrelevant :violin: :smashviolin:
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Which rule is it? :trollface:
Rule number: Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
You can drop the facade Semi, we're all socks of Chair and Buttcoffee. :twitch:
And that's no doubt Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
It's your fault that it's my fault. :hahaha:
That might make some sort of sense if it weren't for rule number: Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
It used to all be my fault, but now everyone is nice to me. I feel so irrelevant :violin: :smashviolin:
Look on the bright side. Now you can join me in blaming Semicolon. :thumbup:
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I fuckin hate the word fault especially when they yell it out at the person whose fault it was :finger:
IT'S ALL SEMICOLON'S FAULT!! :mad:
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I already blame you for everything. :autism:
But everything I do is your fault. :autism:
That logic only works if I'm in the sock. :spaz: Am I talking to myself? :trollface:
I blame you for everything on the site. :M
It's the new rule of the interwebs, everything is your fault. :zoinks:
It used to all be my fault, but now everyone is nice to me. I feel so irrelevant :violin: :smashviolin:
Make a post supporting gun control, then. :zoinks:
I fuckin hate the word fault especially when they yell it out at the person whose fault it was :finger:
IT'S ALL SEMICOLON'S FAULT!! :mad:
Is it? :trollface:
I blame you for blaming me. :hahaha:
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Which rule is it? :trollface:
Rule number: Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
You can drop the facade Semi, we're all socks of Chair and Buttcoffee. :twitch:
And that's no doubt Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
It's your fault that it's my fault. :hahaha:
That might make some sort of sense if it weren't for rule number: Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
It used to all be my fault, but now everyone is nice to me. I feel so irrelevant :violin: :smashviolin:
Look on the bright side. Now you can join me in blaming Semicolon. :thumbup:
I hate that bitch, simicolon!
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Which rule is it? :trollface:
Rule number: Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
You can drop the facade Semi, we're all socks of Chair and Buttcoffee. :twitch:
And that's no doubt Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
It's your fault that it's my fault. :hahaha:
That might make some sort of sense if it weren't for rule number: Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
It used to all be my fault, but now everyone is nice to me. I feel so irrelevant :violin: :smashviolin:
Look on the bright side. Now you can join me in blaming Semicolon. :thumbup:
I hate that bitch, simicolon!
:M
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Which rule is it? :trollface:
Rule number: Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
You can drop the facade Semi, we're all socks of Chair and Buttcoffee. :twitch:
And that's no doubt Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
It's your fault that it's my fault. :hahaha:
That might make some sort of sense if it weren't for rule number: Semicolon's fault. :zoinks:
It used to all be my fault, but now everyone is nice to me. I feel so irrelevant :violin: :smashviolin:
Look on the bright side. Now you can join me in blaming Semicolon. :thumbup:
I hate that bitch, simicolon!
:M
I wanted you to laugh, Simi :GA:
I come here to release my sparks - I am a just aharmless troll who wants to push some buttons. Is there an emoticom for me? :wanker:
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It's this one:
:trollface:
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It's this one:
:trollface:
True, on some days...
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where have they all gone!! :GA:
Are there witches among us??
:hide:
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where have they all gone!! :GA:
Are there witches among us??
:hide:
*burps sulfuric ash* nope :mischief:
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