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Title: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: McGiver on May 22, 2013, 04:34:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2328894/Ahmed-Angel-Is-handsome-man-planet-He-certainly-thinks-so.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2328894/Ahmed-Angel-Is-handsome-man-planet-He-certainly-thinks-so.html)

Is this the most handsome male in the word?  He thinks so.


Sorry jack, its pictures, please.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: TheoK on May 22, 2013, 05:27:01 PM
I don't think he's that handsome.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: bodie on May 22, 2013, 06:14:33 PM
Here is the article,  (minus video)   :orly:


Meet Ahmed Angel - the Iraqi medical student and part-time model who wants to take over the world.

And with his gelled hair, piercing blue eyes and expert Photoshopping skills, the 18-year-old has been gathering followers at a phenomenal rate.

Since it was created three months ago, Ahmed's bizarre photo album on Imgur has been viewed almost a million times.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/22/article-2328894-19EDC29C000005DC-960_634x420.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/22/article-2328894-19EE0B6B000005DC-436_634x475.jpg)

But very little is known about the mysterious Ahmed Angel.

According to his website, he is studying medicine in Belarus and speaks Arabic, English, Russian and French.

But his passion is most clearly illustrated by the 400 photos of himself posted on his Facebook page.

Album titles include 'the most beautiful face ever' and 'very HOT!'

A short biography reveals that Ahmed 'seeks to obtain fame and influence. He finds intellect and creativity as important as others. Ahmed looks down upon drinking alcohol and smoking.'

Despite having already gathered such a large fan base, Ahmed remains magnanimous about his success.

In his most recent posting on Facebook he said: 'Extend my sincere thanks to all the fans and friends for the great efforts To vote for me and published my photos in the most important and the most popular international sites In the world. And now I'm a international star And the most popular ....I love all of you.'

In response, Ahmed's adoring fans have taken their obsession to a new level.

One said: 'It's your planet. Thank you for allowing us all to live on it.'

Another wrote: 'You should be king of all the Earth.'

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/22/article-2328894-19EDC389000005DC-35_306x451.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/22/article-2328894-19EDC37E000005DC-770_306x451.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/22/article-2328894-19EE0B4C000005DC-893_634x472.jpg)




I think he is pretty, not handsome.  Not my thing.  :P
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: skyblue1 on May 22, 2013, 06:21:08 PM
He is the anti-christ
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Calavera on May 22, 2013, 06:46:40 PM
I don't know about handsome, but he makes me just want to punch him very hard in the face.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Scrapheap on May 22, 2013, 06:58:04 PM
:puke:
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: bodie on May 22, 2013, 07:01:08 PM
He is very colour coordinated  :orly:
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Jack on May 22, 2013, 07:16:07 PM
Thanks, bodaccea.


I think he is pretty

Yes, a bit fancy.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: McGiver on May 22, 2013, 07:26:03 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but I bet the guy violates Iraq's anti sodomy laws.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Al Swearegen on May 22, 2013, 08:26:02 PM
I second that. I do not know that he is handsome. There is not much masculine about him. I am not saying that there are not good looking handsome blokes. Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds that girl lose their mind over, are handsome blokes. This kid? No he may be pretty but not handsome
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Jesse on May 22, 2013, 08:52:02 PM
Completely ugly. That guy that was kicked out of Saudi Arabia was way fucking hotter
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Scrapheap on May 22, 2013, 09:00:10 PM
Completely ugly. That guy that was kicked out of Saudi Arabia was way fucking hotter

So would you be on top or on bottom??
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Jesse on May 22, 2013, 09:05:46 PM
I exclusively top. bottoming isn't my thing

Here is the Saudi guy. http://perezhilton.com/2013-04-27-omar-borkan-al-gala-deported-saudi-arabia-handsome-pics#.UZ1rDGUo7IU (http://perezhilton.com/2013-04-27-omar-borkan-al-gala-deported-saudi-arabia-handsome-pics#.UZ1rDGUo7IU)

hot as fuck, I can see why they deported him
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Scrapheap on May 22, 2013, 09:11:24 PM
I exclusively top. bottoming isn't my thing

So says the self-loathing gay black man.

:trollface:
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Jesse on May 22, 2013, 09:14:13 PM
hmm. do I bite? do I? do I? hmmm... :zoinks:
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Bastet on May 22, 2013, 09:14:33 PM
Ahmed is planet!!!!!
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Scrapheap on May 22, 2013, 09:14:54 PM
hmm. do I bite? do I? hmmm... :zoinks:

Do it!!! Do it!!!

:woohoo:
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Bastet on May 22, 2013, 09:16:06 PM
With all that photoshop, you'd think he'd be able to take the red out of his eyes.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/22/article-2328894-19EE0B4C000005DC-893_634x472.jpg)
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Jack on May 22, 2013, 09:29:00 PM
Maybe he added the red.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: ZEGH8578 on May 22, 2013, 09:43:03 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but I bet the guy violates Iraq's anti sodomy laws.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-g2fbXNIUXvo/TzmzspeJtkI/AAAAAAAAJxg/ii54vY-V4BI/s400/tarkan6hc.png)
Tarkan Simarik, he had to get the hell out of Turkey. Fame + glaring homosexuality = not well recieved in that part of the world.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: TheoK on May 23, 2013, 01:33:56 AM
If you mean "handsome" as in "masculine" I'd suggest Gregory Peck or a young Clint Eastwood. But I don't think that he is "handsome" as in "cute" either.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: bodie on May 23, 2013, 03:13:17 AM
Clint Eastwood was sexy as Dirty Harry

*swoon*
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: 'andersom' on May 23, 2013, 05:51:59 AM
I'm speechless. Still can type. That guy took my breath away, all the cosmetic fumes have given me a massive allergic reaction.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: McGiver on May 23, 2013, 06:19:11 AM
She fapped.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: 'andersom' on May 23, 2013, 06:35:23 AM
She retched.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: McGiver on May 23, 2013, 06:55:56 AM
She retched.
Aahhhh that's better!!!!
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: 'andersom' on May 23, 2013, 06:57:05 AM
She retched.
Aahhhh that's better!!!!

The features of this model would improve a lot, if all beholders puked on his face.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: 'andersom' on May 23, 2013, 06:59:55 AM
Showed him to my 15 yo.

Now I feel bad for traumatising her. But, I have to warn my girls for the dangers in this world.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: McGiver on May 23, 2013, 07:02:19 AM
Showed him to my 15 yo.

Now I feel bad for traumatising her. But, I have to warn my girls for the dangers in this world.
he is going to be a stylist of hair when he gets older.

The medical thingie is just a gimmick.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: 'andersom' on May 23, 2013, 07:04:53 AM
Showed him to my 15 yo.

Now I feel bad for traumatising her. But, I have to warn my girls for the dangers in this world.
he is going to be a stylist of hair when he gets older.

The medical thingie is just a gimmick.

He must have watched the big time rush series too much.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: El-Presidente on May 23, 2013, 12:30:03 PM
I thought this thread was about McJagger  :'(
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: El-Presidente on May 23, 2013, 12:31:11 PM
:puke:

How many times did you wank yourself off to this scrap?
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Scrapheap on May 23, 2013, 02:05:55 PM
:puke:

How many times did you wank yourself off to this scrap?

How many times are you going to make lame posts like this one??
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Icequeen on May 23, 2013, 02:33:12 PM
Oh..HELL...no.

:runaway:
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: El-Presidente on May 23, 2013, 02:43:09 PM
:puke:

How many times did you wank yourself off to this scrap?

How many times are you going to make lame posts like this one??

Would you like poppers to relax your anus before I penetrate it?
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: McGiver on May 23, 2013, 02:45:24 PM
I thought this thread was about McJagger  :'(
i am so sorry.  Did I make you cry?
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Scrapheap on May 23, 2013, 02:46:56 PM
:puke:

How many times did you wank yourself off to this scrap?

How many times are you going to make lame posts like this one??

Would you like poppers to relax your anus before I penetrate it?

If you're brave enough to pull your pants down in my presence, then go for it.

 :mischief:

See what happens.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: El-Presidente on May 23, 2013, 02:54:42 PM
:puke:

How many times did you wank yourself off to this scrap?

How many times are you going to make lame posts like this one??

Would you like poppers to relax your anus before I penetrate it?

If you're brave enough to pull your pants down in my presence, then go for it.

 :mischief:

See what happens.

What'll happen sugartits? Are you shy?
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Charlotte Quin on May 24, 2013, 07:03:38 AM
He looks like a girl.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: El-Presidente on May 24, 2013, 11:35:59 AM
I thought this thread was about McJagger  :'(
i am so sorry.  Did I make you cry?

Yeah, wanna hug.  :'(
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: McGiver on May 24, 2013, 02:44:49 PM
I thought this thread was about McJagger  :'(
i am so sorry.  Did I make you cry?

Yeah, wanna hug.  :'(
sure.
C'mere ya big Lug!!!
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: RageBeoulve on May 25, 2013, 11:10:29 AM
Like Bodie said, I think this dude is confusing handsome with pretty. He's obviously really gay, and not that theres anything wrong with that, I just thought this kind of thing was really frowned on over there.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: 'andersom' on May 25, 2013, 02:58:21 PM
The one good thing about him is that he looks so overall plastic, that I can't imagine him leaving fluids, swimmers or diseases behind anywhere. Kind of Ken from Barbie after an over the top makeover.

He looks completely sex-less to me, not straight, gay or asexual, but not alive.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 26, 2013, 08:10:20 PM
  Val Kilmer is a fine-looking fellow, and way more interesting than Mannequin Boy.  :M
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: odeon on May 26, 2013, 11:05:16 PM
Seriously? This photoshopped *thing*?
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: El-Presidente on May 27, 2013, 06:00:30 AM
The one good thing about him is that he looks so overall plastic, that I can't imagine him leaving fluids, swimmers or diseases behind anywhere. Kind of Ken from Barbie after an over the top makeover.

He looks completely sex-less to me, not straight, gay or asexual, but not alive.

I bet he has a flat hairless area where his genitalia should be, just like Ken.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: 'andersom' on May 27, 2013, 06:25:01 AM
The one good thing about him is that he looks so overall plastic, that I can't imagine him leaving fluids, swimmers or diseases behind anywhere. Kind of Ken from Barbie after an over the top makeover.

He looks completely sex-less to me, not straight, gay or asexual, but not alive.

I bet he has a flat hairless area where his genitalia should be, just like Ken.

One can only hope.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Bastet on May 27, 2013, 02:32:55 PM
I just don't find him handsome or pretty.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: El-Presidente on May 27, 2013, 02:49:03 PM
When will he do porn?
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 28, 2013, 05:14:59 AM
When will he do porn?

  He's probably just waiting for you to ask.  :P
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: 'andersom' on May 28, 2013, 03:26:13 PM
When will he do porn?

  He's probably just waiting for you to ask.  :P
The marvels of the mind of the Weeble keep astounding me.  :hyke:
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Genesis on June 02, 2013, 10:57:47 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2328894/Ahmed-Angel-Is-handsome-man-planet-He-certainly-thinks-so.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2328894/Ahmed-Angel-Is-handsome-man-planet-He-certainly-thinks-so.html)

Is this the most handsome male in the word?  He thinks so.


Sorry jack, its pictures, please.

He looks like a meterosexual with homosexual tendencies  ::)
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on July 30, 2016, 09:24:19 PM
When will he do porn?

Where is El-Presidente and will he come back??
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Al Swearegen on July 30, 2016, 09:32:02 PM
When will he do porn?

Where is El-Presidente and will he come back??

He became a Dad and never came back. At present he is probably covered in projectile bodily waste. Surely this is a better option.
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 31, 2016, 07:10:25 PM
I thought he was already a dad while he was here.  :dunno:
Title: Re: The most handsome male in the world
Post by: odeon on July 31, 2016, 07:18:43 PM
He was.