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Title: I am risen
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 02, 2011, 09:01:39 AM
A few days late, but what the hell  :zoinks:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Semicolon on June 02, 2011, 09:04:27 AM
I'm glad to see that we have another edible member on I2. :autism: So far, we have a cow, an egg, a squid, a mastodon and communion wafers. Did I miss anyone? :thumbup:

Will you be revealing any divine miracles to Sinnocent during your stay? ;)
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 02, 2011, 09:06:30 AM
I'm glad to see that we have another edible member on I2. :autism: So far, we have a cow, an egg, a squid, a mastodon and communion wafers. Did I miss anyone? :thumbup:

Will you be revealing any divine miracles to Sinnocent during your stay? ;)

I have an excellent recipe for strudel  :thumbup:

BTW - I just read your signature line.  So few people truly understand that.  :angel:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Semicolon on June 02, 2011, 09:07:43 AM
I'm glad to see that we have another edible member on I2. :autism: So far, we have a cow, an egg, a squid, a mastodon and communion wafers. Did I miss anyone? :thumbup:

Will you be revealing any divine miracles to Sinnocent during your stay? ;)

I have an excellent recipe for strudel  :thumbup:

Another dish for the I2 feast. :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Callaway on June 02, 2011, 09:10:22 AM
Welcome again to Intensitysquared, Jesus.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 02, 2011, 09:13:12 AM
Welcome again to Intensitysquared, Jesus.

Thank you Callaway.  This place is much more welcoming than other sites I have joined.  Who would have thunk it?  This place gets a bad rap on the other side of the pearly gates.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Callaway on June 02, 2011, 10:21:34 AM
Welcome again to Intensitysquared, Jesus.

Thank you Callaway.  This place is much more welcoming than other sites I have joined.  Who would have thunk it?  This place gets a bad rap on the other side of the pearly gates.

I was a bit concerned by one of the first rules at the other site, especially since I'm a woman.

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This is a forum made specifically for men who happen to have autism and need a specific forum like this that tailors to their needs as men with autism (whether they're heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual, etc.). However, women, transgender/transsexual people, and NT men are very welcome to join and participate in this place as long as they come in peace and aren't here to cause trouble.
How are they supposed to figure out whether a woman or transgender person has come there in peace and is not there to cause trouble?

What if Kit started a shit digging thread there?

Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 02, 2011, 10:24:54 AM
Welcome again to Intensitysquared, Jesus.

Thank you Callaway.  This place is much more welcoming than other sites I have joined.  Who would have thunk it?  This place gets a bad rap on the other side of the pearly gates.

I was a concerned by one of the first rules at the other site, especially since I'm a woman.

This is a forum made specifically for men who happen to have autism and need a specific forum like this that tailors to their needs as men with autism (whether they're heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual, etc.). However, women, transgender/transsexual people, and NT men are very welcome to join and participate in this place as long as they come in peace and aren't here to cause trouble.

How are they supposed to figure out whether a woman or transgender person has come there in peace and is not there to cause trouble?

What if Kit started a shit digging thread there?



That's what I meant by "fucking ridiculous".  I get that they are a couple of kids and this is going to be a learning experience, but it seems that they want their advice sugar-coated.  It also appears that you are assumed to be there to cause trouble unless you are someone they already know, posting under a username they already know.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 02, 2011, 10:25:55 AM
Welcome again to Intensitysquared, Jesus.

Thank you Callaway.  This place is much more welcoming than other sites I have joined.  Who would have thunk it?  This place gets a bad rap on the other side of the pearly gates.

I was a bit concerned by one of the first rules at the other site, especially since I'm a woman.

Quote
This is a forum made specifically for men who happen to have autism and need a specific forum like this that tailors to their needs as men with autism (whether they're heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual, etc.). However, women, transgender/transsexual people, and NT men are very welcome to join and participate in this place as long as they come in peace and aren't here to cause trouble.
How are they supposed to figure out whether a woman or transgender person has come there in peace and is not there to cause trouble?

What if Kit started a shit digging thread there?


:indeed: In some cultures the shit digger is a revered member of the village.  :nerdy:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: odeon on June 02, 2011, 10:36:19 AM
Welcome again to Intensitysquared, Jesus.

Thank you Callaway.  This place is much more welcoming than other sites I have joined.  Who would have thunk it?  This place gets a bad rap on the other side of the pearly gates.

I was a bit concerned by one of the first rules at the other site, especially since I'm a woman.

Quote
This is a forum made specifically for men who happen to have autism and need a specific forum like this that tailors to their needs as men with autism (whether they're heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual, etc.). However, women, transgender/transsexual people, and NT men are very welcome to join and participate in this place as long as they come in peace and aren't here to cause trouble.
How are they supposed to figure out whether a woman or transgender person has come there in peace and is not there to cause trouble?

What if Kit started a shit digging thread there?



Sounds like a board made for advanced trolling. :zoinks:

Oh, and welcome, Jesus. I don't really believe in you, but...
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Squidusa on June 02, 2011, 10:38:38 AM
Welcome again to Intensitysquared, Jesus.

Thank you Callaway.  This place is much more welcoming than other sites I have joined.  Who would have thunk it?  This place gets a bad rap on the other side of the pearly gates.

I was a bit concerned by one of the first rules at the other site, especially since I'm a woman.

Quote
This is a forum made specifically for men who happen to have autism and need a specific forum like this that tailors to their needs as men with autism (whether they're heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual, etc.). However, women, transgender/transsexual people, and NT men are very welcome to join and participate in this place as long as they come in peace and aren't here to cause trouble.
How are they supposed to figure out whether a woman or transgender person has come there in peace and is not there to cause trouble?

What if Kit started a shit digging thread there?



Sounds like a board made for advanced trolling. :zoinks:

Oh, and welcome, Jesus. I don't really believe in you, but I'm ready submit to the one true lord :anal:

Couldn't resist sorry.  :P

Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 02, 2011, 10:42:24 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: odeon on June 02, 2011, 10:42:31 AM
Infidel :P
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Scrapheap on June 02, 2011, 11:18:35 AM
Holy Shit! it's a Zombie! Somebody shoot him with a 12 ga!!! :litigious:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 02, 2011, 12:25:31 PM
Holy Shit! it's a Zombie! Somebody shoot him with a 12 ga!!! :litigious:

Fear is the path to the Dark Side  :viking:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: odeon on June 02, 2011, 12:33:01 PM
Holy Shit! it's a Zombie! Somebody shoot him with a 12 ga!!! :litigious:

Fear is the path to the Dark Side  :viking:

Are you sure your name isn't Obi-Wan?
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: 'andersom' on June 02, 2011, 01:10:43 PM
Where did the red water go?

Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Semicolon on June 02, 2011, 01:25:00 PM
Holy Shit! it's a Zombie! Somebody shoot him with a 12 ga!!! :litigious:

Fear is the path to the Dark Side  :viking:

Are you sure your name isn't Yoda?

Fixed. :nerdy:

 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHa3D-musUw)
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: benjimanbreeg on June 02, 2011, 01:26:10 PM
Someone's already done the jesus thing on wp  :yawn:  It was funny the first time.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Squidusa on June 02, 2011, 01:27:35 PM
One thing and one thing only is going through my mind everytime I read this threads title. :penis:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: 'andersom' on June 02, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
Someone's already done the jesus thing on wp  :yawn:  It was funny the first time.

Glad you found it funny then.  :zoinks:

That probably wasn't the first Jesus on a forum either.  :orly:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: benjimanbreeg on June 02, 2011, 01:33:44 PM
Someone's already done the jesus thing on wp  :yawn:  It was funny the first time.

Glad you found it funny then.  :zoinks:

That probably wasn't the first Jesus on a forum either.  :orly:

They did it during that time with no mods, and the guy was saying some funny stuff.  But yeah, midwife seems to be losing his magic touch  :blonde: 
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 02, 2011, 01:34:37 PM
Someone's already done the jesus thing on wp  :yawn:  It was funny the first time.

No way!

There was a Jesus recently on MAA as well  :autism:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 02, 2011, 01:35:27 PM
Where did the red water go?



It has been temporarily parted, but will return shortly.  :)
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: 'andersom' on June 02, 2011, 01:36:15 PM
Where did the red water go?



It has been temporarily parted, but will return shortly.  :)

I thought you'd make wine out of it.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: 'andersom' on June 02, 2011, 01:38:12 PM
Someone's already done the jesus thing on wp  :yawn:  It was funny the first time.

No way!

There was a Jesus recently on MAA as well  :autism:

Jesus can be everywhere.  :angel:

IIRC he has been here on I2 before too.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: TA on June 02, 2011, 01:47:18 PM
<-------Flaming Atheist that wants proof that you are the real deal.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 02, 2011, 01:49:35 PM
<-------Flaming Atheist that wants proof that you are the real deal.

Exactly
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Squidusa on June 02, 2011, 02:05:57 PM
<-------Flaming Atheist that wants proof that you are the real deal.

Exactly

In other words.....



























GET YOUR COCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Osensitive1 on June 02, 2011, 04:09:32 PM
Welcome.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 06:19:18 PM
  Easter weekend  :flowersex:  :bunny love:  :flowersex:  seems like a good time to revive this one.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 06:20:43 PM
  Somewhere above us, my mother is appalled at my irreverence!  She did not raise me this way!  :prude:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: renaeden on April 15, 2017, 06:22:15 PM
You haven't said a swear word this Easter have you?

;)
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 06:24:29 PM
You haven't said a swear word this Easter have you?

;)

  I don't think I have!  But my mother would not appreciate my posting about Easter and copulating bunnies.  :laugh:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: renaeden on April 15, 2017, 06:27:55 PM
Especially the copulating bunnies part. Teehee.
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 06:41:02 PM
Especially the copulating bunnies part. Teehee.

  Yeah, she might have told me to say an Act of Contrition.  :P
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: renaeden on April 15, 2017, 06:43:23 PM
I don't know what that is. Is it long?
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 06:57:37 PM
I don't know what that is. Is it long?

  Not really, just a short prayer that begins with "Oh my God I am heartily sorry for my sins"
  or something like that.  A (formerly) Catholic teacher I had years ago told us about the time he was on a
  plane that hit turbulence, and he decided it wouldn't hurt to prepare for death with an Act of Contrition.
  Trouble is, he couldn't get past  "Oh my God ... oh my God ... oh my God ..."  :laugh:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: renaeden on April 15, 2017, 07:04:38 PM
:lol1:

That's hilarious!
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 15, 2017, 07:12:04 PM
:lol1:

That's hilarious!

  Yes, it still makes me smile all these years later.  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: 'andersom' on April 16, 2017, 04:31:06 AM
  :laugh:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Meowsy McDermott on April 17, 2017, 08:43:00 AM
Oh, THAT guy  :apondering:
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Duckfetishgirl on September 21, 2017, 01:54:24 AM
Valtrex?
Title: Re: I am risen
Post by: Genesis on November 04, 2017, 10:23:27 PM
Oh, THAT guy  :apondering:

Aren't you "THAT guy"?