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Title: Hey, guys.
Post by: Calavera on February 22, 2011, 04:58:02 AM
MCalavera here. Nice to stumble upon this weird underground kind of place forum.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Charlotte Quin on February 22, 2011, 05:00:39 AM
Oh hai, you're from WP!! :welcome:
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Post by: eris on February 22, 2011, 05:02:07 AM
hello :) welcome. I hope you have fun here !
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Post by: renaeden on February 22, 2011, 05:06:21 AM
Hello MCalavera :welcome: to Intensity.

Make nine more posts and you will see a lot more of the site.

Oh and are you the sensitive type?
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: 'andersom' on February 22, 2011, 05:14:41 AM
 :welcome: MCalavera



Are you  :viking: or maybe into  :tinfoil: ?
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Post by: Al Swearegen on February 22, 2011, 05:18:55 AM
:welcome: MCalavera



Are you  :viking: or maybe into  :tinfoil: ?

Oh hello I am your tour guide let me introduce you to the crowd. Follow my advise in all things site related and you can not go wrong.
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Post by: Diesel on February 22, 2011, 05:28:46 AM
Greetings
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Calavera on February 22, 2011, 05:39:36 AM
Thanks, guys, for your welcomes. Yes, I'm also registered at WP. And thanks to one of your members who answered my question there, I googled Intensity Squared ... and here I am.

renaeden, it depends on what you mean by "sensitive"? If you mean sensitive to online words, I doubt it. I've never been emotionally harmed by any post over at WP, but I always welcome the Intensity Squared challenge. :LOL:

Nine posts? Oh, boy ... what am I in for? :snowing:

hykeaswell, I'm no warrior but I wouldn't mind learning the art of swordfighting from you. :viking:

And thanks for the tour guide, Sir_Les_Patterson. I guess I do need to get myself familiar with the "quantum" areas of this region.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on February 22, 2011, 05:41:41 AM
Thanks, guys, for your welcomes. Yes, I'm also registered at WP. And thanks to one of your members who answered my question there, I googled Intensity Squared ... and here I am.

renaeden, it depends on what you mean by "sensitive"? If you mean sensitive to online words, I doubt it. I've never been emotionally harmed by any post over at WP, but I always welcome the Intensity Squared challenge. :LOL:

Nine posts? Oh, boy ... what am I in for? :snowing:

hykeaswell, I'm no warrior but I wouldn't mind learning the art of swordfighting from you. :viking:

And thanks for the tour guide, Sir_Les_Patterson. I guess I do need to get myself familiar with the "quantum" areas of this region.

That would be me. Glad to see you came.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Calavera on February 22, 2011, 05:47:36 AM
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That would be me. Glad to see you came.

Cool, so you're the one. This forum does sound quite interesting. I'm a sucker for such "mysterious underground forbidden areas".
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 05:52:12 AM
 :welcome:  MCalavera!


Keep posting, it gets better as you go along!    :hamsterwheel:
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Post by: Parts on February 22, 2011, 05:53:49 AM
Nice to see some new names come around out of the WP drama
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Post by: renaeden on February 22, 2011, 05:55:37 AM
renaeden, it depends on what you mean by "sensitive"? If you mean sensitive to online words, I doubt it. I've never been emotionally harmed by any post over at WP, but I always welcome the Intensity Squared challenge. :LOL:

Nine posts? Oh, boy ... what am I in for? :snowing:
7 posts now.
 :evillaugh:
Glad you are up to the challenge. :)
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 22, 2011, 06:12:14 AM
OK now that you have settled in I will give you a very quick rundown on the various personalities here and how things work.

Callouts. They are really a meet and greet and of no real consequence. When we like someone and want to discuss it with them we "call out" to them. "Hey dog breath your posting style sucks" or "Hey your opinion on religion sucks retard". We all respond very well to such claims and that is the "call out" section.

Now some of the personalities.

Pentagram is the Sensei of the forum. Really clever guy.

Sladeheap: Very quiet and reserved guy. Has been trying for a long time to bring himself to talk to people. Find it especially hard to talk to ladies.

Callaway: Very forgetful lady. A great way to embarrass her is to bring up an issue a day before and she will not have any idea she said it or thought it and lose her point of reference. You can easily confuse her.

PPK: Hates confrontation and is very anti-gun and lives in a commune selling craft.

Gluey is a conformist and likes things proper.

Butterflies is very quiet almost as quiet as CouldBeCousin. Butterflies as you can tell from the face is a gentle little soul and easily startled.

Theok is shy and demure and easily upset by efforts to bring up anything of a sexual nature. Try it. It is fun. He is such a prude.

Soph is allergic to animal hair and such issues are a sore point for Infidel

Odeon is the owner. He is not that bright and a soft touch here.

Schleed is the nice guy of the forum and the most sensitive by far.

Oh there is also CouldbeCousin who is a real tearaway.She doesn't post much but when she does watch out. Nasty piece of work and in league with HykeasHyke. Be wary of those two.

Sea Tart well not much to say about them they too are very close to the above two ladies

Queen Victoria is pure evil

Eclair is a diminutive, easily startled French lady and fairly new

Eris. More prude in matters sexual than even poor Theok. Very quickly flustered by mention of sexual proliferation or bodily fluid exchanges

Professor Farnsworth? Well you know him already. I think beneath his friendly exterior could well be a latent psychopath

Rage is a well adjusted and yet sensitive you man. He is the boy that every Father wants to have his daughter bring home for a date. Gentle soul.

Have you met Pyraxis?

You will like her. I wrote a special poem for her.

"She is fun and always in good cheer

She will happily rip you from arsehole to ear"


Do you like it?

I guess you will get to know the rest.

Oh of course there is me. I am I admit VERY sensitive and easily hurt. l am the meet and greeter and will steer you well in this little forum to make your life as easy as possible.

Oh as far as calling out I would expect you may wish to find a reason to "callout" to Callaway, Odeon, PPK,  Schleed, and then Butterflies in that approximate order.

Now best be on my way..........  :angel:


Done
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: 'andersom' on February 22, 2011, 06:18:45 AM
Who can go amiss with such guidance?
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: renaeden on February 22, 2011, 06:23:29 AM
Sir Les forgot to say that I am the meanie of this site.


:zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: 'andersom' on February 22, 2011, 06:33:04 AM
Sir Les forgot to say that I am the meanie of this site.


:zoinks:

I think he did not want to frighten the newbie away.

But, Ren is right. Beware, they hardly come as vicious as our Ren on this place.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Calavera on February 22, 2011, 06:34:46 AM
Well, I don't know about that poem, but I do like your guide. Very enlightening, sir. :clap:

One question. Most of you posting here are from Australia (checking your profiles). I have some Ozziness in me myself. Coincidence? Or is my mind seeing things that aren't really there?
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: 'andersom' on February 22, 2011, 06:36:08 AM
Ozziness is  :viking:

And it is OK to see things others don't perceive. We won't judge on if it is really there or not.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 06:36:28 AM
Well, I don't know about that poem, but I do like your guide. Very enlightening, sir. :clap:

One question. Most of you posting here are from Australia (checking your profiles). I have some Ozziness in me myself. Coincidence? Or is my mind seeing things that aren't really there?

Actually we have Aussies, Brits, Scandinavians, Americans, people from everywhere! I am from the US myself!   :snowman:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: 'andersom' on February 22, 2011, 06:40:36 AM
Well, I don't know about that poem, but I do like your guide. Very enlightening, sir. :clap:

One question. Most of you posting here are from Australia (checking your profiles). I have some Ozziness in me myself. Coincidence? Or is my mind seeing things that aren't really there?

Actually we have Aussies, Brits, Scandinavians, Americans, people from everywhere! I am from the US myself!   :snowman:

The silent USA Weeble. Very  :viking:, she can defend herself without a gun. Nothing will get her floored.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 22, 2011, 06:44:59 AM
Sir Les forgot to say that I am the meanie of this site.


:zoinks:

Yes. Meet Ren the Beast of I2. She scares shit out of me.  :-[
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: 'andersom' on February 22, 2011, 06:48:15 AM
Well, I don't know about that poem, but I do like your guide. Very enlightening, sir. :clap:

One question. Most of you posting here are from Australia (checking your profiles). I have some Ozziness in me myself. Coincidence? Or is my mind seeing things that aren't really there?

Probably the time you are here makes that you see so many from Australia. In a couple of hours they will almost all be asleep, and the rest of the world will be more active.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 06:49:50 AM
Well, I don't know about that poem, but I do like your guide. Very enlightening, sir. :clap:

One question. Most of you posting here are from Australia (checking your profiles). I have some Ozziness in me myself. Coincidence? Or is my mind seeing things that aren't really there?

Actually we have Aussies, Brits, Scandinavians, Americans, people from everywhere! I am from the US myself!   :snowman:

The silent USA Weeble. Very  :viking:, she can defend herself without a gun. Nothing will get her floored.

I'll just wobble upright and keep right on going!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 06:50:45 AM
Hola manuel
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2196/187650-salvadore_large.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Calavera on February 22, 2011, 06:58:05 AM
Hey, I've seen you somewhere, have I?

Viva la Revolución!
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Post by: TheoK on February 22, 2011, 06:59:09 AM
Are you  :viking:?
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 07:01:43 AM
Hey, I've seen you somewhere, have I?

Viva la Revolución!

are you a WP'er?
if not, ive no idea :]
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Calavera on February 22, 2011, 07:12:47 AM
Are you  :viking:?

I'm a dead skeletal agent with a scythe, nothing more.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 07:13:50 AM
manuel calavera is VERY brave

he faced the flaming beavers of hell with unflinching conviction!
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on February 22, 2011, 07:14:59 AM
Heh, I see we have several guests lurking here. Hello WPfags, care to join us? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Calavera on February 22, 2011, 07:22:22 AM
manuel calavera is VERY brave

he faced the flaming beavers of hell with unflinching conviction!

Oh, that was nothing.

You should've seen me force Meche to the ground and make sweet passionate love to her while avoiding her kick to my boner [pun intended] whenever she got the chance. THAT took a lot of bravery.

Of course, they had to take that out of the game because it's not PG and because it doesn't make much sense at all. I mean, how can a dead man fuck a dead woman anyway? 8)
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 07:22:51 AM
Heh, I see we have several guests lurking here. Hello WPfags, care to join us? :zoinks:

not after you called them fags :(
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 07:23:18 AM
I mean, how can a dead man fuck a dead woman anyway? 8)

ask eris  8)
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on February 22, 2011, 07:24:38 AM
Heh, I see we have several guests lurking here. Hello WPfags, care to join us? :zoinks:

not after you called them fags :(

If they're sensitive enough to be offended, then they don't belong here. Consider it a screening process.  :green:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 07:26:55 AM
Heh, I see we have several guests lurking here. Hello WPfags, care to join us? :zoinks:

not after you called them fags :(

If they're sensitive enough to be offended, then they don't belong here. Consider it a screening process.  :green:

indeed
technically i am also a WP fag
you fag!
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 22, 2011, 07:32:28 AM
Zengh I forgot you in my guide. How could I forget the health nut of the group? The believer of "thy body is a temple". I have learned my in the ways of the such things from you. Damn my feeble mind
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 07:33:25 AM
Zengh I forgot you in my guide. How could I forget the health nut of the group? The believer of "thy body is a temple". I have learned my in the ways of the such things from you. Damn my feeble mind

:D
theres nothing like a good jog at the break of dawn to bring joy to spirit and body!
and stay away from cigaretes, especially pot!
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 22, 2011, 07:40:28 AM
Well hello, new guy! If you ever need advithe hun, jutht let me know.

Jutht baked cookieth, who wanth one? :eyelash:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: eris on February 22, 2011, 07:42:28 AM
manuel calavera is VERY brave

he faced the flaming beavers of hell with unflinching conviction!

Oh, that was nothing.

You should've seen me force Meche to the ground and make sweet passionate love to her while avoiding her kick to my boner [pun intended] whenever she got the chance. THAT took a lot of bravery.

Of course, they had to take that out of the game because it's not PG and because it doesn't make much sense at all. I mean, how can a dead man fuck a dead woman anyway? 8)



another intro thread about necrophilia  :thumbup:

I like you already
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Calavera on February 22, 2011, 07:50:02 AM
Rage, why not? Throw a cookie my side.And I'll also have a cup of tea with that.

Eris, you have good taste, that's all I can say.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 07:52:46 AM
the cookies have been thoroughly warmed in my armpit :)
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Post by: RageBeoulve on February 22, 2011, 07:54:12 AM
 :evillaugh:


Oh, I mean  :laugh:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Semicolon on February 22, 2011, 08:08:39 AM
Welcome. Scrapheap has not greeted you yet, so I shall assume his solemn duty of asking you when you will post pictures of yourself in the nude.
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Post by: Scrapheap on February 22, 2011, 08:33:14 AM
POST

YOUR

BEWBS

PLEEZ

THNKX
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Post by: odeon on February 22, 2011, 09:29:36 AM
Welcome, etc.
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Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 09:33:24 AM
Welcome, etc.

you are so cynical!
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Post by: P7PSP on February 22, 2011, 10:07:24 AM
:welcome:
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Post by: Peter on February 22, 2011, 10:19:10 AM
Who can go amiss with such guidance?

I'm amissing from it.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Squidusa on February 22, 2011, 11:08:34 AM
Sea Tart well not much to say about them they too are very close to the above two ladies

Who's Sea Tart?  :zoinks:
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Post by: 'Butterflies' on February 22, 2011, 11:09:05 AM
Hey MCalacera. I recognize you from WP.

Please don't hurt me.

 :welcome: :welcome: :welcome:
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Post by: lutra on February 22, 2011, 11:11:30 AM
Welcome MCalavera. (Youz whoz on WP, I wonder)
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Post by: Semicolon on February 22, 2011, 12:39:04 PM
Sea Tart well not much to say about them they too are very close to the above two ladies

Who's Sea Tart?  :zoinks:

He's a squid creature who stops in occasionally to preach homosexual nymphomania and make remarks about rednecks. Luckily, he's gone, so the rest of us can finally enjoy ourselves.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: odeon on February 22, 2011, 12:50:41 PM
He's gone now? Oh, good. :zoinks:
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 12:56:25 PM
He's gone now? Oh, good. :zoinks:

Don't get too complacent.


Deep is the ocean, wide is the sea.  :cthulhu:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: odeon on February 22, 2011, 12:56:56 PM
Are you calling me out now? :P
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Post by: RageBeoulve on February 22, 2011, 01:09:31 PM
It tears me apart when you guys fight...  :'(
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 01:10:39 PM
Are you calling me out now? :P

I'm just telling you that fabulous gay cephalopods aren't easily gotten rid of.  :P
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 01:12:11 PM
It tears me apart when you guys fight...  :'(

Awww don't worry, we are just having a laugh!  :hug:
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Post by: RageBeoulve on February 22, 2011, 01:26:52 PM
I love you all!
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 01:28:59 PM
I love you all!

Hugs for everyone! That's the I2  way!   :grouphug:
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Post by: P7PSP on February 22, 2011, 01:34:20 PM
This is touching.  :'(
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Post by: RageBeoulve on February 22, 2011, 01:35:13 PM
 :snowman:
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Post by: Semicolon on February 22, 2011, 02:18:16 PM
 :grouphug:
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Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 22, 2011, 03:11:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tybugI5CkIs
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Post by: Icequeen on February 22, 2011, 03:38:45 PM
 :kumbaya:

All this caring and sensitivity, no wonder I drink :wine:.
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Post by: bodie on February 22, 2011, 04:11:45 PM
Hi  there and welcome

I only just noticed there was a new intro,  i been stuck on the M6 all day >:(

anyway i am in UK

have fun x
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 04:15:57 PM
Hi  there and welcome

I only just noticed there was a new intro,  i been stuck on the M6 all day >:(

anyway i am in UK

have fun x

What's the M6?   :orly:
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Post by: odeon on February 22, 2011, 04:46:55 PM
It's a place for motored vehicles.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 04:48:22 PM
It's a place for motored vehicles.

Like your beloved Jag!   :idea:
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Post by: bodie on February 22, 2011, 04:48:37 PM
Hi  there and welcome

I only just noticed there was a new intro,  i been stuck on the M6 all day >:(

anyway i am in UK

have fun x

What's the M6?   :orly:


Its a motorway...its probably the busiest in england.  it joins the north to the south...and it is a fookin night mare!!! :screwy:
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Post by: TheoK on February 22, 2011, 04:49:34 PM
Like the E6 or E4 in Sweden.  :orly:
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Post by: odeon on February 22, 2011, 04:49:51 PM
It's a place for motored vehicles.

Like your beloved Jag!   :idea:

I'm taking my beloved Jag on a trip across Germany next month. About time I found out how fast it will go. :viking:
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Post by: bodie on February 22, 2011, 04:50:23 PM
have you heard of spaghetti junction???  well the m6 runs through it?
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Post by: odeon on February 22, 2011, 04:51:52 PM
Like the E6 or E4 in Sweden.  :orly:

Except both of those suck. The E4 past Uppsala is decent but the E6 just isn't what it should be. Makes me sad.
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 22, 2011, 04:53:09 PM
have you heard of spaghetti junction???  well the m6 runs through it?

Spaghetti...with butter and sauce and cheese...   *drifts off into fantasy*   :drool:
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Post by: P7PSP on February 22, 2011, 05:26:54 PM
Hi  there and welcome

I only just noticed there was a new intro,  i been stuck on the M6 all day >:(

anyway i am in UK

have fun x

What's the M6?   :orly:


Its a motorway...its probably the busiest in england.  it joins the north to the south...and it is a fookin night mare!!! :screwy:
I like the term motorway, it sounds cooler than highway or freeway.
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Post by: TheoK on February 22, 2011, 05:32:08 PM
It's motorväg in Swedish too.

The coolest motorway is the Autobahn, of course. Still free speed on a great part of it.  :viking:
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Post by: Eclair on February 22, 2011, 06:00:09 PM
It's a place for motored vehicles.

Like your beloved Jag!   :idea:

I'm taking my beloved Jag on a trip across Germany next month. About time I found out how fast it will go. :viking:

Careful, speed can be addictive. You will come home and you will think your name is Fangio!

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Post by: TheoK on February 22, 2011, 06:02:16 PM
I just have a Volvo 850, but it can make 200 km/h, and I didn't test that in Germany.  :angel:
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Post by: Callaway on February 22, 2011, 06:13:26 PM
Hi MCalavera.

 :welcome:

I'm the forgetful, easily confused one Sir Les told you about.  I'm from the US, by the way.

 :asthing:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Osensitive1 on February 22, 2011, 06:25:32 PM
Welcome.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Squidusa on February 22, 2011, 07:03:48 PM
Sea Tart well not much to say about them they too are very close to the above two ladies

Who's Sea Tart?  :zoinks:

He's a squid creature who stops in occasionally to preach homosexual nymphomania and make remarks about rednecks. Luckily, he's gone, so the rest of us can finally enjoy ourselves.  :zoinks:

Pfft you missed my- I mean HIS flirting and offers of blowjobs to you  ::)  :P

He's gone now? Oh, good. :zoinks:

I swear to god Odeon , theres a nice piece of ginger root with your name on it  :eyebrows:

Are you calling me out now? :P

I'm just telling you that fabulous gay cephalopods aren't easily gotten rid of.  :P

Yes call him out! , It's a conspiricaaaaaaah i'm sure of it! :tinfoil:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Scrapheap on February 22, 2011, 07:25:16 PM
Hi  there and welcome

I only just noticed there was a new intro,  i been stuck on the M6 all day >:(

anyway i am in UK

have fun x

What's the M6?   :orly:


Its a motorway...its probably the busiest in england.  it joins the north to the south...and it is a fookin night mare!!! :screwy:

Try crossing the junction of US 101 and I-405 in L.A. It's the worst freeway interchange in the U.S.  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Semicolon on February 22, 2011, 07:33:19 PM
Sea Tart well not much to say about them they too are very close to the above two ladies

Who's Sea Tart?  :zoinks:

He's a squid creature who stops in occasionally to preach homosexual nymphomania and make remarks about rednecks. Luckily, he's gone, so the rest of us can finally enjoy ourselves.  :zoinks:

Pfft you missed my- I mean HIS flirting and offers of blowjobs to you  ::)  :P

 :eyebrows:  ;)
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Calavera on February 23, 2011, 01:17:45 AM
Thanks for the extra welcomes, guys. I feel like some new convert to some cult here, where everyone treats me so kindly at the beginning and, with time, all hell breaks loose!

Pictures of my boobs? Why would anyone want pictures of boobs of size less than A-? Unless you find my chest hair fascinating to look at :LOL:

And I see most of you have mastered the art of sarcasm (even by NT standards), so no way can I compete with you folks when it comes to witty comebacks and all, but I can always learn some tips from yous.

Oh, and here, freeways are horrible too at times (too much traffic and 110 km/h is the maximum speed as far as I know).
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Post by: Al Swearegen on February 23, 2011, 03:01:46 AM
Thanks for the extra welcomes, guys. I feel like some new convert to some cult here, where everyone treats me so kindly at the beginning and, with time, all hell breaks loose!

Pictures of my boobs? Why would anyone want pictures of boobs of size less than A-? Unless you find my chest hair fascinating to look at :LOL:

And I see most of you have mastered the art of sarcasm (even by NT standards), so no way can I compete with you folks when it comes to witty comebacks and all, but I can always learn some tips from yous.

Oh, and here, freeways are horrible too at times (too much traffic and 110 km/h is the maximum speed as far as I know).

Remember my reference guide and you will not run into trouble
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Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 23, 2011, 03:10:05 AM
Thanks for the extra welcomes, guys. I feel like some new convert to some cult here, where everyone treats me so kindly at the beginning and, with time, all hell breaks loose!

Pictures of my boobs? Why would anyone want pictures of boobs of size less than A-? Unless you find my chest hair fascinating to look at :LOL:

And I see most of you have mastered the art of sarcasm (even by NT standards), so no way can I compete with you folks when it comes to witty comebacks and all, but I can always learn some tips from yous.

Oh, and here, freeways are horrible too at times (too much traffic and 110 km/h is the maximum speed as far as I know).

Remember my reference guide and you will not run into trouble

"Trust him."  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: 'andersom' on February 23, 2011, 03:20:52 AM
Thanks for the extra welcomes, guys. I feel like some new convert to some cult here, where everyone treats me so kindly at the beginning and, with time, all hell breaks loose!

Pictures of my boobs? Why would anyone want pictures of boobs of size less than A-? Unless you find my chest hair fascinating to look at :LOL:

And I see most of you have mastered the art of sarcasm (even by NT standards), so no way can I compete with you folks when it comes to witty comebacks and all, but I can always learn some tips from yous.

Oh, and here, freeways are horrible too at times (too much traffic and 110 km/h is the maximum speed as far as I know).

I'm going with the wise words of a girl I know well.

"Men without chest-hair look like reptiles".

So yes, you can post your A- boobs here.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Callaway on February 23, 2011, 07:36:52 AM
Thanks for the extra welcomes, guys. I feel like some new convert to some cult here, where everyone treats me so kindly at the beginning and, with time, all hell breaks loose!

Pictures of my boobs? Why would anyone want pictures of boobs of size less than A-? Unless you find my chest hair fascinating to look at :LOL:

And I see most of you have mastered the art of sarcasm (even by NT standards), so no way can I compete with you folks when it comes to witty comebacks and all, but I can always learn some tips from yous.

Oh, and here, freeways are horrible too at times (too much traffic and 110 km/h is the maximum speed as far as I know).

If you put "male" in your profile then I don't think Scrap will bug you for boob pics anymore, but the ladies might find your chest hair fascinating to look at.

 :eyebrows:

Now that you have eleven posts, look at your rank and see what it says.

Don't worry, it will go away after you have 25 posts.


I'm just being silly; nobody pays any attention to it anyway.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 23, 2011, 07:45:23 AM
I am guessing no one told him about the stint in the glory hole at 10 posts? No?
Guys....poor bugger should of at least had some warning.
I bet you did not even tell him about what comes after that? No?

*Sigh*
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Squidusa on February 23, 2011, 08:08:37 AM
Thanks for the extra welcomes, guys. I feel like some new convert to some cult here, where everyone treats me so kindly at the beginning and, with time, all hell breaks loose!

Pictures of my boobs? Why would anyone want pictures of boobs of size less than A-? Unless you find my chest hair fascinating to look at :LOL:

And I see most of you have mastered the art of sarcasm (even by NT standards), so no way can I compete with you folks when it comes to witty comebacks and all, but I can always learn some tips from yous.

Oh, and here, freeways are horrible too at times (too much traffic and 110 km/h is the maximum speed as far as I know).

If you put "male" in your profile then I don't think Scrap will bug you for boob pics anymore, but the ladies might find your chest hair fascinating to look at.

 :eyebrows:

Not just the ladies  :zoinks: :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 23, 2011, 08:27:06 AM
Aw man. Looks like the opposite joke wore off. :(
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: SBI_Patience on February 23, 2011, 08:43:31 AM
MCalavera, how nice of you to drop by.. Sorry it was little late but yea, welcome to intensity.
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Post by: odeon on February 23, 2011, 05:10:26 PM
Thanks for the extra welcomes, guys. I feel like some new convert to some cult here, where everyone treats me so kindly at the beginning and, with time, all hell breaks loose!

Pictures of my boobs? Why would anyone want pictures of boobs of size less than A-? Unless you find my chest hair fascinating to look at :LOL:

And I see most of you have mastered the art of sarcasm (even by NT standards), so no way can I compete with you folks when it comes to witty comebacks and all, but I can always learn some tips from yous.

Oh, and here, freeways are horrible too at times (too much traffic and 110 km/h is the maximum speed as far as I know).

Didn't we already tell you taht this place is all about love? :grouphug:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Osensitive1 on February 23, 2011, 06:29:56 PM
Didn't we already tell you taht this place is all about love? :grouphug:
They won't stop touching you no matter how many times you tell them to.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on February 23, 2011, 08:12:53 PM
Thanks for the extra welcomes, guys. I feel like some new convert to some cult here, where everyone treats me so kindly at the beginning and, with time, all hell breaks loose!

Pictures of my boobs? Why would anyone want pictures of boobs of size less than A-? Unless you find my chest hair fascinating to look at :LOL:

And I see most of you have mastered the art of sarcasm (even by NT standards), so no way can I compete with you folks when it comes to witty comebacks and all, but I can always learn some tips from yous.

Oh, and here, freeways are horrible too at times (too much traffic and 110 km/h is the maximum speed as far as I know).

Didn't we already tell you taht this place is all about love? :grouphug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p8qxGbpOk
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 23, 2011, 08:17:07 PM
Didn't we already tell you taht this place is all about love? :grouphug:
They won't stop touching you no matter how many times you tell them to.

Awww...   *pat pat*   :laugh:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Semicolon on February 23, 2011, 09:39:24 PM
Didn't we already tell you taht this place is all about love? :grouphug:
They won't stop touching you no matter how many times you tell them to.

:hug:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on February 23, 2011, 09:53:05 PM
Didn't we already tell you taht this place is all about love? :grouphug:

GTFO with your hugs. Don't you even think about it. >:(
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: 'Butterflies' on February 23, 2011, 09:59:36 PM
Didn't we already tell you taht this place is all about love? :grouphug:

GTFO with your hugs. Don't you even think about it. >:(

Awww. The Prof. wants a  :kissykissy: :hug: :kissykissy: :ghugs:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Eclair on February 23, 2011, 10:02:54 PM
Didn't we already tell you taht this place is all about love? :grouphug:

GTFO with your hugs. Don't you even think about it. >:(

Awww. The Prof. wants a  :kissykissy: :hug: :kissykissy: :ghugs:

Let's lick his face too!  :P
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: odeon on February 24, 2011, 01:56:46 AM
Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 24, 2011, 04:14:53 AM
I am with Prof. You are all very cruel and setting up this poor newbie to false expectations.
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Post by: Calavera on February 24, 2011, 06:13:29 AM
There seems to be a lot of kissing and hugging and licking in this community. Thanks for the love, my new found friends.

Chest hair pics will have to wait for another time as any body part picture pertaining to me may likely reveal my identity to the people hunting me down. Apologies to those who were interested.

Plus, I wouldn't want to offend the men here with such hairy images. I do have compassion for other people's feelings after all. :angel:

So after 10 posts, I see some extra interesting sections in this forum. That's a neat way of getting members from WP to be encouraged to post here. ;)
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on February 24, 2011, 06:14:57 AM
There seems to be a lot of kissing and hugging and licking in this community. Thanks for the love, my new found friends.

Chest hair pics will have to wait for another time as any body part picture pertaining to me may likely reveal my identity to the people hunting me down. Apologies to those who were interested.

Plus, I wouldn't want to offend the men here with such hairy images. I do have compassion for other people's feelings after all. :angel:

So after 10 posts, I see some extra interesting sections in this forum. That's a neat way of getting members from WP to be encouraged to post here. ;)

Yes, it's our little trap way of saying Welcome!   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: odeon on February 24, 2011, 05:05:28 PM
I am with Prof. You are all very cruel and setting up this poor newbie to false expectations.

Want a hug, big guy? :eyelash:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Zippo on February 24, 2011, 06:16:33 PM
Thanks, guys, for your welcomes. Yes, I'm also registered at WP. And thanks to one of your members who answered my question there, I googled Intensity Squared ... and here I am.

renaeden, it depends on what you mean by "sensitive"? If you mean sensitive to online words, I doubt it. I've never been emotionally harmed by any post over at WP, but I always welcome the Intensity Squared challenge. :LOL:

Nine posts? Oh, boy ... what am I in for? :snowing:

hykeaswell, I'm no warrior but I wouldn't mind learning the art of swordfighting from you. :viking:

And thanks for the tour guide, Sir_Les_Patterson. I guess I do need to get myself familiar with the "quantum" areas of this region.

sir les is an excelent tour guide. if you want you can take something free from the gift shop before you enter this torturous nut house filled with the crazys the nuts and the just plane creepy this awesome site  :P
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 28, 2011, 03:41:25 AM
I am with Prof. You are all very cruel and setting up this poor newbie to false expectations.

Want a hug, big guy? :eyelash:

What was I saying about false expectation?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: odeon on February 28, 2011, 05:16:28 PM
I am with Prof. You are all very cruel and setting up this poor newbie to false expectations.

Want a hug, big guy? :eyelash:

What was I saying about false expectation?  :zoinks:

Can't be arsed to look it up, but I'm sure you meant well.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Osensitive1 on November 05, 2011, 04:26:17 PM
dee-zero-zero-dee means d00d and that one works.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 16, 2016, 09:33:57 PM
Calavera needs to come back.      :M
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Al Swearegen on September 16, 2016, 09:48:10 PM
Agreed!!
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Jack on September 17, 2016, 02:13:58 AM
Yes, Calavera should come back.


dee-zero-zero-dee means d00d and that one works.
Now wondering what the crap I was talking about there.
Title: Re: Hey, guys.
Post by: Gopher Gary on October 30, 2020, 10:10:00 PM
Yes, Calavera should come back.


dee-zero-zero-dee means d00d and that one works.
Now wondering what the crap I was talking about there.

I just saw a bot reading this thread. I know what the crap I was talking about.  :lol1: