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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Pyraxis on December 26, 2010, 04:54:42 PM

Title: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 26, 2010, 04:54:42 PM
I'm bored, I'm pissed off, and I need something to fight about. Anyone care to stand in for my parents so I can beat the crap out of them?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 26, 2010, 04:59:39 PM
I'm bored, I'm pissed off, and I need something to fight about. Anyone care to stand in for my parents so I can beat the crap out of them?

What have they done?   :orly:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: richard on December 26, 2010, 05:07:25 PM
Callaway?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 26, 2010, 05:15:20 PM
What have they done?   :orly:

Why do you ask, mom, so you can decide whether I have a right to be pissed off or not?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 26, 2010, 05:18:38 PM
Why are you so defensive? Stop putting words into your mother's mouth, young lady.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 26, 2010, 05:20:00 PM
Why are you so defensive? Stop putting words into your mother's mouth, young lady.  :zoinks:

Exactly! Have some respect after all I've done for you!   :prude:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 26, 2010, 05:45:49 PM
Why are you so defensive? Stop putting words into your mother's mouth, young lady.  :zoinks:

Exactly! Have some respect after all I've done for you!   :prude:

I'll respect you the day you show yourself to be worthy of it. Maybe if you weren't so fucking ignorant and demanding, there would be something there worth respecting.
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 26, 2010, 05:49:15 PM
Why are you so defensive? Stop putting words into your mother's mouth, young lady.  :zoinks:

Exactly! Have some respect after all I've done for you!   :prude:

I'll respect you the day you show yourself to be worthy of it. Maybe if you weren't so fucking ignorant and demanding, there would be something there worth respecting.

Why, how dare you---!!! You owe me everything!!!    :angrydance:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Osensitive1 on December 26, 2010, 05:54:48 PM
Now your mother's all red and flappy. Is it so hard to have a nice quiet visit?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 26, 2010, 05:57:21 PM
Why, how dare you---!!! You owe me everything!!!    :angrydance:

Now your mother's all red and flappy. Is it so hard to have a nice quiet visit?

Aww, sweet baby, can't she take care of herself?

That's why her daughter has to be the man of the house.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 26, 2010, 05:59:26 PM
Now your mother's all red and flappy. Is it so hard to have a nice quiet visit?

As a matter of fact, it is, with a daughter like mine!   :angrydance:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: "couldbecousin" on December 26, 2010, 06:00:35 PM
Why, how dare you---!!! You owe me everything!!!    :angrydance:

Now your mother's all red and flappy. Is it so hard to have a nice quiet visit?

Aww, sweet baby, can't she take care of herself?

That's why her daughter has to be the man of the house.  :zoinks:

You wouldn't even BE here, shooting off your foul disrespectful mouth, if I hadn't sacrificed myself to bring you into this world!   :M
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Scrapheap on December 26, 2010, 06:07:06 PM
Shut up! you dumb, ugly, whiny skank! You'll never make anything of yourself! Go clean up your room, it looks like a pigstye!!  :P
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Queen Victoria on December 26, 2010, 06:49:22 PM
I raised my daughter right.  What she did to deserve a worthless, no name, piece of dog shit like you, I'll never know.  You are constantly whining that she "doesn't understand me."  Well, no one can understand why you are so weird.  You don't understand when we make jokes. You are obsessed with whatever it is that you're obsessed with.  You don't like to be hugged, don't show you appreciation, don't touch me, the list is endless.  All you want to do is take, take, take.  Let me alone, let me eat in peace, let me have my space, let me, let me.  We're sick of it.  You're a worthless selfish little obnoxious brat.  And no one likes you.

(Did I do okay as your grandmother?)
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: richard on December 26, 2010, 07:03:47 PM
If i called your daugter a slut would that count?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 27, 2010, 11:41:32 AM
You wouldn't even BE here, shooting off your foul disrespectful mouth, if I hadn't sacrificed myself to bring you into this world!   :M

And you keep doing it, every day, and blaming it on me, without having noticed that I left home and cut all significant contact ten years ago. Get over yourself.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 27, 2010, 11:43:38 AM
Shut up! you dumb, ugly, whiny skank! You'll never make anything of yourself! Go clean up your room, it looks like a pigstye!!  :P

You're lucky I didn't call child services on you when I was little, cute and sweet.
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Callaway on December 27, 2010, 05:01:50 PM
Shut up! you dumb, ugly, whiny skank! You'll never make anything of yourself! Go clean up your room, it looks like a pigstye!!  :P

You're lucky I didn't call child services on you when I was little, cute and sweet.

Did your father abuse you when you were little, cute and sweet, Pyraxis?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 28, 2010, 12:54:32 AM
I raised my daughter right.  What she did to deserve a worthless, no name, piece of dog shit like you, I'll never know.  You are constantly whining that she "doesn't understand me."  Well, no one can understand why you are so weird.  You don't understand when we make jokes. You are obsessed with whatever it is that you're obsessed with.  You don't like to be hugged, don't show you appreciation, don't touch me, the list is endless.  All you want to do is take, take, take.  Let me alone, let me eat in peace, let me have my space, let me, let me.  We're sick of it.  You're a worthless selfish little obnoxious brat.  And no one likes you.


I must have gotten my socially clueless genes from somewhere. Clearly the apple don't fall far from the tree.

(Did I do okay as your grandmother?)

 :laugh: One of my grandmothers IRL is an incompetent child psychologist, so this is doubly ironic.  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 28, 2010, 12:56:10 AM
Did your father abuse you when you were little, cute and sweet, Pyraxis?


Only as much as you did, Mummy.
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Callaway on December 28, 2010, 02:56:13 AM
Did your father abuse you when you were little, cute and sweet, Pyraxis?


Only as much as you did, Mummy.

Mummy what?

No wire hangers!  What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you no wire hangers, ever?  I work and I slave until I'm half dead, and all I hear people say is, "She's getting old."  And what do I get?  A daughter who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her as she cares about me!    What's wire hangers doing in this closet?  Answer me.  I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag.  You do.  Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger.

Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Cassanova Frankenstein on December 28, 2010, 03:58:00 AM
Your hygiene is so bad Pyraxis that you can smell the back of your own neck with taking your blouse off.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 29, 2010, 02:59:47 PM
Mummy what?

No wire hangers!  What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you no wire hangers, ever?  I work and I slave until I'm half dead, and all I hear people say is, "She's getting old."  And what do I get?  A daughter who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her as she cares about me!    What's wire hangers doing in this closet?  Answer me.  I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag.  You do.  Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger.

I do a good abuse victim, don't I?  I had you worried for a minute there.

Ever wonder why that is, when Daddy never fiddled me, mummy dearest?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on December 29, 2010, 03:01:14 PM
Your hygiene is so bad Pyraxis that you can smell the back of your own neck with taking your blouse off.  :hahaha:

Thanks, bro.  :laugh: Glad to hear you've been sniffing down my neck again.
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Callaway on December 30, 2010, 03:56:20 AM
Mummy what?

No wire hangers!  What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you no wire hangers, ever?  I work and I slave until I'm half dead, and all I hear people say is, "She's getting old."  And what do I get?  A daughter who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her as she cares about me!    What's wire hangers doing in this closet?  Answer me.  I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag.  You do.  Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger.

I do a good abuse victim, don't I?  I had you worried for a minute there.

Ever wonder why that is, when Daddy never fiddled me, mummy dearest?

I don't know, is it because he was too busy fiddling your brother?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Semicolon on December 30, 2010, 03:37:36 PM
I think we should argue about airplanes.

I say that this is an Airbus 320. Would you care to disagree, Pyraxis?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Go Piss Up A Rope on November 24, 2017, 08:30:40 PM
I'm bored, I'm pissed off, and I need something to fight about. Anyone care to stand in for my parents so I can beat the crap out of them?

Just what did your parents do to you?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on November 24, 2017, 08:43:53 PM
This was eight years ago, I don't even remember.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Go Piss Up A Rope on November 24, 2017, 08:47:16 PM
So it wasn't something from your childhood? Just a temporary spat?
Title: Re: Call me out
Post by: Pyraxis on November 24, 2017, 08:49:49 PM
It might have been related to something like that, but the point was to play and burn off energy. I was probably stuck at home for the holidays.