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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Adam on October 12, 2010, 03:57:46 PM
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Here's my thread about sausages
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Pork? Chicken? Spicy? Black Pudding? Bratwurst?
Or BIG FUCKING PETERS
(expecting richard to jump in any minute)
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Alligator sausage is very good.
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daddy would you like some sausage!?
daddy would you like some sau-sage-es!?
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And deer sausage is good also.
Everytime I eat it I have tears running down my cheeks as I say, "I'm sorry, Bambi, but it tastes so good."
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And deer sausage is good also.
Everytime I eat it I have tears running down my cheeks as I say, "I'm sorry, Bambi, but it tastes so good."
awww
ive had horse sausage :9
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I ate my last sausages when I was 19 I think.
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I had hot dogs today. However, I love snags BBQed with BBQ sauce the most though.
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I had hot dogs today. However, I love snags BBQed with BBQ sauce the most though.
Pigs in blankets..... yummmmmmm.
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I've never eaten a sausage.
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daddy would you like some sausage!?
daddy would you like some sau-sage-es!?
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Betty: But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock.
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Gord Brody: [playing the sausage organ] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?
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Gord Brody: Hi. How are you?
Betty: I'd be a lot better if you'd smack my legs with this bamboo.
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Gord Brody: I wanna eat chicken burgers.
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Gord Brody: I'm gunna make you proud, Dad...
[starts driving away but brakes and honks as a senior citizen is about to cross]
Gord Brody: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.
[continues driving]
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Jim: Get out of the toilet!
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Jim: Ohhhhh, look honey, our boy's a genius! He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings.
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Julie Brody: Gordie, sit down. We're having roast beef.
Gord Brody: Why do you guys always have roast beef?
Jim: Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it.
Gord Brody: It's just boring.
[Opens bag, pulls out a chicken sandwich]
Gord Brody: I'm eating a chicken sandwich.
Jim: No, you're not!
Gord Brody: This is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man, I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want.
Jim: He's 28 years old and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very Impressive. Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and my son can eat a chicken!
[Grabs chicken sandwich, throws it to the dogs]
Julie Brody: Jim, no!
Jim: You can either eat that goddamn roast beef, or you can go to bed.
[Gord leaves the room]
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Gord Brody: You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!
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Gord Brody: [Dressed in his father's suit, back to front] I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I can run back as fast as you can.
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Gord Brody: There's my La Baron. Where's your La Baron?
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Jim: Where the fuck is the water?
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Gord Brody: I see the problem here. There's a baby in your body.
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Jim: You BETTER run. You LIIIIIAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.
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Gord Brody: Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer.
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Gord Brody: Fuck you, dad.
Jim: Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do?
[Jim drops his pants]
Jim: Well, go ahead, FUCK ME.
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Gord Brody: [playing violin wildly] This is a fancy restaurant. This is a fancy restaurant.
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Jim: Wait a minute... You're crippled.
Gord Brody: Dad...
Betty: What?
Gord Brody: Dad...
Betty: You got a problem with my legs?
Jim: No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy.
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Gord Brody: Japan Four.
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Harry: You hear the funny sound? You hear the funny sound? It's my hooves. It's my hooves.
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Sandwich Customer: This cheese sandwich.
Gord Brody: What?
Sandwich Customer: It doesn't have enough cheese in it.
Gord Brody: Well... we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS.
[starts cramming all the cheese slices on the counter into the sandwich]
Gord Brody: So you can... have... all... the cheese... you want.
[throws the stack of cheese slices and bread at the customer]
Sandwich Customer: What the hell do you expect me to do with this?
Gord Brody: Well, I don't know. You could... SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM.
[customer walks out disgusted]
Gord Brody: Yooou... can... put... the... cheeese... in... your... bum...
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Jim: [to Betty] If this was Pakistan, you'd be sewing soccer balls.
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Gord: Daddy, we're in Pakistan. Let's sew some soccer balls.
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Jim: Hey, Gord, the water cold enough for ya?
[Turns the water temp level down, then breaks into the bathroom, then flushes the toilet]
Jim: Don't tell me this boy's so stupid he doesn't know the difference between hot and cold.
[opens shower to find Gord with a soap on a rope in Scuba Gear]
Jim: Hey, what are ya doing in my scuba gear?
Gord: Look, I found a treasure.
Jim: That's a soap on a rope!
Gord: SHhhhhhhhhh, I'm pretending it's a treasure.
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Gord Brody: He's a molester! He's a CHILLLLLLLLD MOLESTER!
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Jim: [after he leaves Gord in the shower] You retard!
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Jim: You want Daddy to give you a spanking in front of his retard slut whore?
Betty: I'M NOT RETARDED!
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Gord Brody: I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I've got my fingers crossed... crossed... crossed... crossed... cross... ed.
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Andy Malloy: Can I really have a piece of cake, Daddy?
Mr. Malloy: Sure you can, son. It's your birthday!
Andy Malloy: Yea!
Mr. Malloy: Yea!
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Jim: He said 'Fuck you, dad'. So I said 'Fuck you, fuck me. Fuck you, fuck me"... and I NEVER FINGERED FREDDY.
[Andy Malloy looks at Jim while playing catch and gets hit in mouth with baseball, cries]
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Gord Brody: Wow... it's a Le Baron.
Jim: Bet your boots it's a Le Baron. Good car. Convertible.
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Gord: Don't touch my shoulder, I saved the day.
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Gord Brody: I'm looking for a David Davidson.
Woman: I'm a woman.
Gord Brody: Did I ask what sex you are?
Woman: No.
Gord Brody: Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
Woman: My name is Cheryl.
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Gord Brody: This is "Little Timmy". He gets us food and stuff. Right, little timmy?
Jim: What the fuck is going on Gord? Why aren't you at your new job?
Gord Brody: What are you talking about Timmy?
Jim: Gord... Jesus. There ain't no big computer job... is there? You're just gallavantin' around in my suit pretending to be some kind of mover 'n shaker aren't you?
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Gord: Ahhh... Freddy. Freddy.
Freddy Brody: Is that um...
Jim: Thats your big brother. He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich so now he's back here at home with us... jeez, is that idiot still in the shower? Shit. How much water is he gonna use?
Freddy Brody: How much is he gonna use? All of it? Save some for the fish or something. Right poP? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
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Jim: Miserable dead beat punk. Paid for his damn college. Sits around all day wacking off. Proud? My ASS.
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Gord Brody: Ding dong! I'm a sexy boy!
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Doctor: You did not save the day!
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Psychiatrist: Mister Brody, this is very serious. Base on what I have heard today, I am required bylaw to notify the authorities.
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You guys should try deer sausage. I'll make some for you if you come visit, but you have to watch me kill a deer, help me drag im out of the woods, gut him, and quarter him up. :zoinks:
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You guys should try deer sausage. I'll make some for you if you come visit, but you have to watch me kill a deer, help me drag im out of the woods, gut him, and quarter him up. :zoinks:
:runaway:
DO NOT WANT. :aff:
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Ok. I'll do it in just an apron. ;)
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Ok. I'll do it in just an apron. ;)
Will the apron be on backwards?
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Ok. I'll do it in just an apron. ;)
How about you buy the deer meat from a supermarket like the rest of humanity and THEN do it in just an apron. :zoinks:
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Why would you buy it? A bullet costs less.
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Why would you buy it? A bullet costs less.
Because theres Blood and Guts and Fur and Dying and :sick:
oh wait.......
I don't even eat deer meat :duh:
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Lmao. Its good, dude. Have you even tried it?
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Lmao. Its good, dude. Have you even tried it?
No and I don't intend to.
Anything cute I can't eat I feel guilty :thumbdn:
(Duck for instance.... :'()
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But you'll buy it from a store and eat it?
:orly:
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But you'll buy it from a store and eat it?
:orly:
Not Duck no.
or Deer or Rabbit.
Chicken , Pork , Beef and Seafood / Fish im ok with.
But not cute little Bambi's and Bunnies :aff:
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They're just dumb prey animals man. ???
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Cute, innocent deer? You watch too much disney.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0DkEcZ_k8Q
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Cute, innocent deer? You watch too much disney.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0DkEcZ_k8Q
I've never watched the film actually.
I just dont like the thought of eating deer.
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;) Just showing you what they're actually like. Wild animals.
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;) Just showing you what they're actually like. Wild animals.
That cat was :viking:.
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Yeah, but he got hurt. :-\
Makes me mad every time I see it.
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Yeah, but he got hurt. :-\
Makes me mad every time I see it.
Its a mother "protecting" her young.
We all know what overprotective mothers are like human or not. :zoinks:
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That cat wasn't hurting it. Deer are very dumb, and thats why it didn't see that.
They are prey animals. As are rabbits, ducks, and most of the things you think are cute. :P
I've eaten them all, several times over. Sorry bud.
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That cat wasn't hurting it. Deer are very dumb, and thats why it didn't see that.
They are prey animals. As are rabbits, ducks, and most of the things you think are cute. :P
I've eaten them all, several times over. Sorry bud.
As long as you don't start getting cravings for Squid Rings im fine. :zoinks:
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That cat wasn't hurting it. Deer are very dumb, and thats why it didn't see that.
They are prey animals. As are rabbits, ducks, and most of the things you think are cute. :P
I've eaten them all, several times over. Sorry bud.
As long as you don't start getting cravings for Squid Rings im fine. :zoinks:
I've eaten squid, too. :zoinks:
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That cat wasn't hurting it. Deer are very dumb, and thats why it didn't see that.
They are prey animals. As are rabbits, ducks, and most of the things you think are cute. :P
I've eaten them all, several times over. Sorry bud.
As long as you don't start getting cravings for Squid Rings im fine. :zoinks:
I've eaten squid, too. :zoinks:
:aff:
So have I don't tell CBC
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Lmao.
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That cat wasn't hurting it. Deer are very dumb, and thats why it didn't see that.
They are prey animals. As are rabbits, ducks, and most of the things you think are cute. :P
I've eaten them all, several times over. Sorry bud.
As long as you don't start getting cravings for Squid Rings im fine. :zoinks:
I've eaten squid, too. :zoinks:
:aff:
So have I don't tell CBC
Busted! :police:
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That cat wasn't hurting it. Deer are very dumb, and thats why it didn't see that.
They are prey animals. As are rabbits, ducks, and most of the things you think are cute. :P
I've eaten them all, several times over. Sorry bud.
As long as you don't start getting cravings for Squid Rings im fine. :zoinks:
I've eaten squid, too. :zoinks:
:aff:
So have I don't tell CBC
Busted! :police:
Rage has eaten cute little bunnies though surely thats worse? :orly:
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That cat wasn't hurting it. Deer are very dumb, and thats why it didn't see that.
They are prey animals. As are rabbits, ducks, and most of the things you think are cute. :P
I've eaten them all, several times over. Sorry bud.
As long as you don't start getting cravings for Squid Rings im fine. :zoinks:
I've eaten squid, too. :zoinks:
:aff:
So have I don't tell CBC
Busted! :police:
Rage has eaten cute little bunnies though surely thats worse? :orly:
But YOU have eaten your own kind! :orly:
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That cat wasn't hurting it. Deer are very dumb, and thats why it didn't see that.
They are prey animals. As are rabbits, ducks, and most of the things you think are cute. :P
I've eaten them all, several times over. Sorry bud.
As long as you don't start getting cravings for Squid Rings im fine. :zoinks:
I've eaten squid, too. :zoinks:
:aff:
So have I don't tell CBC
Busted! :police:
Rage has eaten cute little bunnies though surely thats worse? :orly:
But YOU have eaten your own kind! :orly:
most sea creatures are cannibals :orly:
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I think it's illegal to sell deer meat in most states. Something to do with health regulations. It's alright for you to hunt and eat it or give it away, but not to sell it.
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True, and its also to keep the deer population at a healthy number. Each year, a target population is established. Hunters are given a certain number of tags, which designates how many and what type of deer you can harvest. There is a lot more to it, but that'll do for non hunters. ;)
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That shot deer had a better life and end of life than most pigs have.
Can't see a problem in eating deer.
(Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, and I happen to piss other vegetarians off when I say things like this)
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That shot deer had a better life and end of life than most pigs have.
Can't see a problem in eating deer.
(Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, and I happen to piss other vegetarians off when I say things like this)
:lol:
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Hyke... :green:
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That shot deer had a better life and end of life than most pigs have.
Can't see a problem in eating deer.
(Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, and I happen to piss other vegetarians off when I say things like this)
veggies are annoying
unless they are concious of the themselves and the world, then they can be just as cool as anybody :zoinks:
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You guys should try deer sausage. I'll make some for you if you come visit, but you have to watch me kill a deer, help me drag im out of the woods, gut him, and quarter him up. :zoinks:
I have already had deer summer sausage before.
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Here's my thread about sausages
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Last weekend I tried pork sausages for the first time. Not bad, very filling.
I like a sausage dish that includes tomatoes and onions cooked in a frying pan.
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Kayleigh cooked deviled sausages last week. I never used to like sausages but when they're cooked like this, yum.
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Does QAnon know?