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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Queen Victoria on August 07, 2010, 07:01:36 PM
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Right now I am royally annoyed at the two parakeets. Put on your thinking hats and tell me somethings I can do with a live parakeet, or a dead one if that's your thing.
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Take them on a hike in a coal mine.
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Take them on a hike in a coal mine.
I'll do it if I can find short enough hiking sticks and small enough hiking boots for them. Thanks for the laugh.
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Take them on a hike in a coal mine.
I'll do it if I can find short enough hiking sticks and small enough hiking boots for them. Thanks for the laugh.
Cool, what did they do that annoyed you?
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Take them on a hike in a coal mine.
I'll do it if I can find short enough hiking sticks and small enough hiking boots for them. Thanks for the laugh.
Cool, what did they do that annoyed you?
They were just chattering away, raising a ruckus for most of the day and lifting the gate and letting it bang to get my attention. I guess they hear some occasional sound from the computer I can't hear, or maybe they're bored. I posted in another thread that they'd shut up since I posted this thread. Now they're doing little noises lilke, "Please, we're sorry" "Mom?" "I didn't mean it". I don't know who's sillier, me or the parakeets.
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Take them on a hike in a coal mine.
I'll do it if I can find short enough hiking sticks and small enough hiking boots for them. Thanks for the laugh.
Cool, what did they do that annoyed you?
They were just chattering away, raising a ruckus for most of the day and lifting the gate and letting it bang to get my attention. I guess they hear some occasional sound from the computer I can't hear, or maybe they're bored.
:LMAO:
I posted in another thread that they'd shut up since I posted this thread. Now they're doing little noises lilke, "Please, we're sorry" "Mom?" "I didn't mean it". I don't know who's sillier, me or the parakeets.
I won't hazard a guess at this point. :laugh:
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-cats-released-a-parakeet.jpg)
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Tie a string to their legs and take them for a walk
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Take them on a hike in a coal mine.
I'll do it if I can find short enough hiking sticks and small enough hiking boots for them. Thanks for the laugh.
You really ran with that answer! Very cute image. :laugh:
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-cats-released-a-parakeet.jpg)
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Give them a bigger space to fly. Train them to return in the evening, and just tell them to play outside during the day. That way they will annoy the neighbours. And they will be happy and content birds when they get home.
If you train them well, they can even deliver spoken messages. :idea:
Be prepared fro angry neighbours if they have fruit-bearing trees though.
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Give them a bigger space to fly. Train them to return in the evening, and just tell them to play outside during the day. That way they will annoy the neighbours. And they will be happy and content birds when they get home.
If you train them well, they can even deliver spoken messages. :idea:
Be prepared fro angry neighbours if they have fruit-bearing trees though.
:green:
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They need to start doing some chores around the house! :rofl:
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They need to start doing some chores around the house! :rofl:
I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them. I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.
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They need to start doing some chores around the house! :rofl:
I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them. I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.
Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!
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They need to start doing some chores around the house! :rofl:
I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them. I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.
Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!
Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.
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They need to start doing some chores around the house! :rofl:
I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them. I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.
Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!
Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.
We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! :-\
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They need to start doing some chores around the house! :rofl:
I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them. I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.
Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!
Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.
We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! :-\
:agreed:
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They need to start doing some chores around the house! :rofl:
I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them. I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.
Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!
Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.
We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! :-\
:agreed:
Thank god for the last minute, eh? :duh:
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They need to start doing some chores around the house! :rofl:
I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them. I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.
Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!
Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.
We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! :-\
:agreed:
Thank god for the last minute, eh? :duh:
That's when we show ourselves how much we can do.
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They need to start doing some chores around the house! :rofl:
I have to learn to do chores first so I can teach them. I have a lot of book learning about chores, but not much motivation.
Motivation is indeed the hard part. That and the decision-making needed to de-hoard!
Yeah, I often say that I was born lazy and work damn hard at it.
We who procrastinate really end up creating more work than we avoid! :-\
:agreed:
Thank god for the last minute, eh? :duh:
That's when we show ourselves how much we can do.
:agreed: Priorities finally become clear at the last moment, indecision vanishes in the adrenaline rush! :viking:
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
Is Ragtime a WP member? :orly:
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
Is Ragtime a WP member? :orly:
Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
Is Ragtime a WP member? :orly:
Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
I have never registered there. Too many people! :zombiefuck:
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
Is Ragtime a WP member? :orly:
Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
You invited me here from there.
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
Is Ragtime a WP member? :orly:
Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
You invited me here from there.
And Trigger11 did the same with me, as well as zOMG. At least I think he did.
Also, Weakling could train them to be Carrier parakeets for DHL.
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
Is Ragtime a WP member? :orly:
Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
You invited me here from there.
And Trigger11 did the same with me, as well as zOMG. At least I think he did.
Also, Weakling could train them to be Carrier parakeets for DHL.
:agreed: Having jobs would keep the parakeets too busy to be disruptive!
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:idea:
Train them to deliver spoken telegrams. Make money out of their loud way of being.
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:idea:
Train them to deliver spoken telegrams. Make money out of their loud way of being.
Good ideas. I'll send they to Hykeaswell for training in the intricacies of delivering mail, packages and messages.
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:idea:
Train them to deliver spoken telegrams. Make money out of their loud way of being.
Good ideas. I'll send they to Hykeaswell for training in the intricacies of delivering mail, packages and messages.
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
Is Ragtime a WP member? :orly:
Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
You invited me here from there.
When I do go I look for people having a hard time with the mods for silly reasons
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
Is Ragtime a WP member? :orly:
Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
You invited me here from there.
When I do go I look for people having a hard time with the mods for silly reasons
Head-hunting :zoinks:
:2thumbsup:
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Weakling: don't introduce your parakeets to Ragtime, or they'll end up proselytizing and quoting scripture on WP.
Is Ragtime a WP member? :orly:
Don't think he is anymore I don't go there but to poke around once and a while and I haven't seen him there in awhile
You invited me here from there.
When I do go I look for people having a hard time with the mods for silly reasons
Head-hunting :zoinks:
:2thumbsup:
Exactly! Very crafty, our parts! :2thumbsup:
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Test the air in coal mines
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Test the air in coal mines
:rage: cough cough :rage:
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Test the air in coal mines
:rage: cough cough :rage:
The air is bad enough in a smoker's house! I visited a smoking friend the other day and kept waving her smoke away from my face! :sick:
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Light it and smoke it.
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(http://octanecreative.com/ducttape/art/birdlobster.jpg)
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:thumbup: Super Silver Bird.