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Title: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: punkdrew on March 18, 2010, 06:29:54 PM
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: punkdrew on March 18, 2010, 06:32:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdyjw7soJBM
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Callaway on March 18, 2010, 06:32:15 PM
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"


 :laugh:

Why, did you try this out yourself?
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: SleepyDragon on March 18, 2010, 07:57:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 07:58:58 PM
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"


That made me fucking laugh.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: punkdrew on March 18, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"


 :laugh:

Why, did you try this out yourself?

I'm not dead, so the answer is obvious.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Parts on March 18, 2010, 08:10:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uv_WGEHr4I
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 08:12:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uv_WGEHr4I

You guys are making me laugh so much tonight I got a headache. Ohhh shiiit... :LOL:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 18, 2010, 08:14:15 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 08:15:59 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

Probably in an ambulance. Drunk rednecks are dangerous motherfuckers. :o
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 18, 2010, 08:17:18 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

Probably in an ambulance. Drunk rednecks are dangerous motherfuckers. :o

*nods* That's the impression I get. I'll bet it would be even worse if there were drunk redneck BIKERS there too!  :o
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 08:19:34 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

Probably in an ambulance. Drunk rednecks are dangerous motherfuckers. :o

*nods* That's the impression I get. I'll bet it would be even worse if there were drunk redneck BIKERS there too!  :o

I wouldn't go in. Serious. I don't normally go to bars anyway. I've got too much history with that kind of crap.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Icequeen on March 18, 2010, 09:11:03 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/thpaddle.jpg)
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 18, 2010, 09:31:07 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/smilies/thpaddle.jpg)

 :plus: Perfect! Looks like one of those traffic-safety signs.  :laugh:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 18, 2010, 09:53:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uv_WGEHr4I

REPO MAN FTW!!!
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 19, 2010, 06:18:17 AM
Go to one of those commercial businesses with trained angry doberman guard dogs and a high fence, dressed up as a cat.


Taunt them and scale the fence.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: punkdrew on March 19, 2010, 11:01:45 AM
John Wayne's name @ birth was Marion Morrison. If that ain't a fag's name then I don't know what.  >:D  :laugh:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 19, 2010, 04:16:16 PM
John Wayne's name @ birth was Marion Morrison. If that ain't a fag's name then I don't know what.

It's the "Boy Named Sue" syndrome. With a name like that, you'd better be tough!  :boxers: :arrr: :litigious:

Also, Pat Robertson's real first name is Marion. Maybe in the olden days it was a more common choice for a boy's name.   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2010, 04:23:36 PM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Blasted on March 19, 2010, 04:27:36 PM
sir lancelot off the round ablt.  ghey tosser  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 19, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:

Logan is more gay than Lance IMO.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 19, 2010, 08:13:52 PM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:

Logan is more gay than Lance IMO.

Who's Logan?  :snowman:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Eclair on March 19, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:

Logan is more gay than Lance IMO.

I think Lance is a hot name.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Eclair on March 19, 2010, 08:27:12 PM
Walk into a black gospel church and shout 'what's up, you dirty niggaz'...
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: punkdrew on March 20, 2010, 07:43:02 AM
I agree with you all. I was just taking the piss. John Wayne is like God where I live and it gets on my tits sometimes.

Stupid sex jokes begin in 5...4....3....2....1
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 20, 2010, 09:52:29 AM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:

Logan is more gay than Lance IMO.

I think Lance is a hot name.

Thanks.  :green:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 20, 2010, 11:57:52 AM
I agree with you all. I was just taking the piss. John Wayne is like God where I live and it gets on my tits sometimes.

Stupid sex jokes begin in 5...4....3....2....1

Do you live near John Wayne Airport?? (south east corner of Buena Park)
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 20, 2010, 11:59:25 AM
We have a john wayne street downtown.  :o
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 20, 2010, 12:06:12 PM
We have a john wayne street downtown.  :o

Where do you live??
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 20, 2010, 01:19:42 PM
We have a john wayne street downtown.  :o

Where do you live??

Lol indiana.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: punkdrew on March 20, 2010, 02:25:03 PM
Quote from: parts on Today at 01:44:41 PM

WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. – A 16-year-old boy patronizing a Walmart store in southern New Jersey took over the public-address system and ordered black people to leave, angering customers and prompting company leaders to apologize, police said Saturday.

Police said the boy, whose name is not being released because he is a juvenile, went on the intercom at Walmart's Washington Township store Sunday evening and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

The teen was arrested Friday on charges of harassment and bias intimidation. Authorities said he was released to the custody of his parents; they did not know whether he had a lawyer.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100320/ap_on_bi_ge/us_wal_mart_racial_comment

This has been in the metro news in NYC area for a couple days constantly now it has gone national.  They are going to press charges and spent a lot of time tracking him down and I ask for what?  Sure it's distasteful but I can't see how it's illegal.  Walmart is within it's rights to ban him from the store but have him arrested WTF.   It was just a kid thinking he was funny I have seen kids before access the intercom and start rapping store manager quickly chasing after him.  To think they are spending money on this shit and all they do is bitch about budget cuts who much will this cost?

Quote from RB
Perfect stuff for the "how to get you ass kicked" thread.   
 
 

 
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Callaway on March 20, 2010, 02:42:30 PM
Quote from: parts on Today at 01:44:41 PM

WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. – A 16-year-old boy patronizing a Walmart store in southern New Jersey took over the public-address system and ordered black people to leave, angering customers and prompting company leaders to apologize, police said Saturday.

Police said the boy, whose name is not being released because he is a juvenile, went on the intercom at Walmart's Washington Township store Sunday evening and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

The teen was arrested Friday on charges of harassment and bias intimidation. Authorities said he was released to the custody of his parents; they did not know whether he had a lawyer.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100320/ap_on_bi_ge/us_wal_mart_racial_comment

This has been in the metro news in NYC area for a couple days constantly now it has gone national.  They are going to press charges and spent a lot of time tracking him down and I ask for what?  Sure it's distasteful but I can't see how it's illegal.  Walmart is within it's rights to ban him from the store but have him arrested WTF.   It was just a kid thinking he was funny I have seen kids before access the intercom and start rapping store manager quickly chasing after him.  To think they are spending money on this shit and all they do is bitch about budget cuts who much will this cost?

Quote from RB
Perfect stuff for the "how to get you ass kicked" thread.   
 
 

 


 :agreed:

When my brother was about this same age, he got on the PA system in a grocery store and called the assistant store manager a dick.

He was asked not to come back into the store for some period of time, but nobody called the police.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Phlexor on March 20, 2010, 05:29:25 PM
Quote from: parts on Today at 01:44:41 PM

WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. – A 16-year-old boy patronizing a Walmart store in southern New Jersey took over the public-address system and ordered black people to leave, angering customers and prompting company leaders to apologize, police said Saturday.

Police said the boy, whose name is not being released because he is a juvenile, went on the intercom at Walmart's Washington Township store Sunday evening and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

The teen was arrested Friday on charges of harassment and bias intimidation. Authorities said he was released to the custody of his parents; they did not know whether he had a lawyer.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100320/ap_on_bi_ge/us_wal_mart_racial_comment

This has been in the metro news in NYC area for a couple days constantly now it has gone national.  They are going to press charges and spent a lot of time tracking him down and I ask for what?  Sure it's distasteful but I can't see how it's illegal.  Walmart is within it's rights to ban him from the store but have him arrested WTF.   It was just a kid thinking he was funny I have seen kids before access the intercom and start rapping store manager quickly chasing after him.  To think they are spending money on this shit and all they do is bitch about budget cuts who much will this cost?

Quote from RB
Perfect stuff for the "how to get you ass kicked" thread.   


I wonder if any black people actually left the store.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Phlexor on March 20, 2010, 05:30:17 PM
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Parts on March 20, 2010, 07:54:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8iouO9JRH0
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 21, 2010, 11:18:58 PM
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now.  :green:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 21, 2010, 11:22:55 PM
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now.  :green:

"So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 21, 2010, 11:28:53 PM
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now.  :green:

"So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"  :2thumbsup:

pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!!  :yawn:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 21, 2010, 11:33:08 PM
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now.  :green:

"So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"  :2thumbsup:

pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!!  :yawn:

I wouldn't have gone either. I never particularly wanted to go as a child.  :P
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 21, 2010, 11:38:12 PM
There's so much more to do in Orange County besides go to Disneyland. Dismalland is for tourists. The locals know better places to go.  ;)

I loved a lot of the "old dowtown" areas in Fullerton, City of Orange, Anaheim, Huntington Beach, etc... There's some good dive bars out there too.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 21, 2010, 11:42:55 PM
There's so much more to do in Orange County besides go to Disneyland. Dismalland is for tourists. The locals know better places to go.  ;)

I loved a lot of the "old dowtown" areas in Fullerton, City of Orange, Anaheim, Huntington Beach, etc... There's some good dive bars out there too.

I'd :plus: you for "Dismalland," but I don't think you'd like that.  :zoinks:

*buys you a round in one of those dive bars instead*
 
There you are! ----->  :fiveshots:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Phlexor on March 22, 2010, 12:52:35 AM
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now.  :green:

I saw an opportunity to divulge some built up useless information and I took it.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: SleepyDragon on March 22, 2010, 01:00:23 AM
We have a john wayne street downtown.  :o

Where do you live??

Lol indiana.

Zere iss no "Lol" listed in towns and cities of Indiana. Vat's up viz dat?  ???

(Kidding! Kidding!  No need to clarify!)
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Alex179 on March 22, 2010, 10:54:03 AM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:

Logan is more gay than Lance IMO.

Who's Logan?  :snowman:
Wolverine lawl
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: RageBeoulve on March 22, 2010, 06:33:11 PM
We have a john wayne street downtown.  :o

Where do you live??

Lol indiana.

Zere iss no "Lol" listed in towns and cities of Indiana. Vat's up viz dat?  ???

(Kidding! Kidding!  No need to clarify!)

Lexington Indiana. Its about an hour away from indianapolis.    8)
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: punkdrew on March 26, 2010, 07:21:02 AM
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now.  :green:

"So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"  :2thumbsup:

pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!!  :yawn:

I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2010, 01:02:30 PM
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now.  :green:

"So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"  :2thumbsup:

pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!!  :yawn:

I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.

I'd rather spend all day hanging out at the Goat Hill Tavern, than going to Disneyland.  :-\
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on March 31, 2010, 08:05:27 PM
Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now.  :green:

"So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"  :2thumbsup:

pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!!  :yawn:

I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.

I'd rather spend all day hanging out at the Goat Hill Tavern, than going to Disneyland.  :-\

I'm guessing  :fiveshots: is not warmly encouraged at Disneyland?  :P
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Scrapheap on March 31, 2010, 11:19:22 PM
pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!!  :yawn:

I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.

I'd rather spend all day hanging out at the Goat Hill Tavern, than going to Disneyland.  :-\

I'm guessing  :fiveshots: is not warmly encouraged at Disneyland?  :P

You can drink there, they just kick you out if you get drunk.   :wanker:

Besides, they don't have  :scotch: at Disneyland, but they have it at Goat Hill Tavern!!!
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: punkdrew on April 01, 2010, 12:20:28 AM
The best way is to get stoned or dosed on LSD before you go. Even better if you don't have to drive. Check out Franklin Ajaye's classic bit "Disneyland High."
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: punkdrew on April 01, 2010, 12:21:27 AM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

I think you meant THROUGH the back door, cousin. ; )
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 01, 2010, 10:17:55 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

I think you meant THROUGH the back door, cousin. ; )

Well, yes, either you go OUT the back door, reallyreallyfast, before they see you, or you will end up going THROUGH it!  :laugh:
Title: Re: How to get your assed kicked
Post by: Alex179 on April 01, 2010, 11:22:37 PM
The best way is to get stoned or dosed on LSD before you go. Even better if you don't have to drive. Check out Franklin Ajaye's classic bit "Disneyland High."
I've been to Disneyworld on 5 hits of LSD before.   This was before they shut down and messed with Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (was notorious for acidheads).