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Title: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 13, 2006, 08:28:41 AM
Note that I do not have all that much in the way of notable real-life experiences, so there's not much of a point asking about such things, unless you for some reason want to make sure exactly how much of a life I do not have. Questions about my views, behavior, and me as a person, can likely end up receiving an interesting (possibly in more than one way) answer, though. Original questions, hypothetical questions, inquiries about one aspect or another of the somewhat twisted workings of my mind and psyche in particular.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 08:29:29 AM
are you a male?
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 13, 2006, 08:30:54 AM
What are your impressions of Intensity so far??  Do you think we're all just a bunch of heartless bastards who prey on the weak?
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: lilia on September 13, 2006, 08:31:21 AM
What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed in the morning?
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 13, 2006, 08:52:58 AM
are you a male?
Indeed.
What are your impressions of Intensity so far??  Do you think we're all just a bunch of heartless bastards who prey on the weak?
No, atleast as far as the latter goes.;D However, I², most surprisingly, seems a bit more... intense than most other forums.
What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed in the morning?
Spend a few minutes with my laptop, though perhaps that doesn't count, as I by then still sit in my bed. Then, to remedy my sleep-deprived state somewhat, I drink whatever coffee, if any, is left over from the night.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 08:55:04 AM
fully erect, how long is your penis?
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: lilia on September 13, 2006, 08:55:47 AM
fully erect, how long is your penis?

How come you never ask women about the size of their clitoris?  Sexist!
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 08:57:41 AM
i have been thinking about a taboo question for the ladies.  perhaps bra size, but that seems vanilla?

plus i can't measure my cock against a womans breast size.

unless that is i was titty fucking her.

random thoughts completed.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 13, 2006, 09:04:34 AM
i have been thinking about a taboo question for the ladies.  perhaps bra size, but that seems vanilla?



You already asked me that months ago- was one of the few questions I refused to answer  :o
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 09:06:54 AM
maybe that is why i didn't pursue that line of questioning.

hey wait, no i didn't.  i asked you about the size of your cups.  we were talking about jack daniels.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 13, 2006, 09:07:57 AM
maybe that is why i didn't pursue that line of questioning.

hey wait, no i didn't.  i asked you about the size of your cups.  we were talking about jack daniels.

I thought that was just your cover story ;)
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 09:11:15 AM
could have been.

this is nice, we are showing f-yu that an ask away thread could and will be hijacked, from time to time.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 13, 2006, 09:13:48 AM
could have been.

this is nice, we are showing f-yu that an ask away thread could and will be hijacked, from time to time.

Yeah, but better come up with some questions too.

How would you describe your sexual orientation fluffylover?
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 13, 2006, 09:44:58 AM
fully erect, how long is your penis?
20.3cm (or 8.0 inches, for those still using that ancient system)

How would you describe your sexual orientation fluffylover?
Heterosexual and nearly fully imagination (and anime; there is nothing like well-drawn, well-animated and well-voiced hentai. it is one of the few things I, for my own amusement, concider holy) oriented; apart from the occasional, very brief burst of attraction resulting from my imagination semi-subconsciously getting involved and prettying things up, I have yet to find a real-life person significantly attractive. Upon closer examination (not that close, mind you. I have yet to get such an opportunity), all there is to see is a (picture of a) lump of flesh forming a shape largely corresponding to some kind of ideal hard-wired into my brain, but covered with billions of tiny imperfections (as all relatively complex life is) ruining the whole.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 09:46:03 AM
are you sexually experienced?
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 13, 2006, 09:46:35 AM
No.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: McGiver on September 13, 2006, 09:47:50 AM
perhaps you can get yourself some poontang advice around the different forums here.

my suggestion for the first time is to not look for love and sex, just look for sex.  any slut will do.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 13, 2006, 10:14:04 AM
Should I begin to get desperate, that's what I will do.

I don't expect to find any love, anyway, something that might be for the best. While I have no direct experience, from many observations of others, it seems relationships very seldom last, and very seldom turn out well in the end. The longer it takes, the harder they blow up in the face of those involved, who seem to, near the beginning of every relationship, convince themselves that they have found "The One", a mistake they repeat over and over again until they finally get across the minefield, assuming they do, often scarred for life in one way or another.

Apart from that, even good relationships often seem to come at a significant cost, and as I have no actual need for social contact, altought I enjoy it under the right conditions, I doubt even a "successful" relationship would be worth it unless it were extraordinarily good.

Should I get the opportunity of an extraordinary (and so it would be, in more than one way >:D) relationship, I would however give it a try.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Leto729 on September 13, 2006, 09:51:25 PM
How do You like Intensity2 sense You have been here?
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 14, 2006, 02:46:57 AM
It seems to be a pretty good forum. There are some things I plan to post as soon as I think of a good way to put them, the responses of which I will have to see before knowing for sure, though.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Leto729 on September 14, 2006, 03:08:43 AM
I am glad You like it.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: McGiver on September 17, 2006, 10:32:17 AM
how tall are you?
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 17, 2006, 11:24:25 AM
It has been some time since I measured myself accurately, but I just did a comparison with one of my 1.75 meter tall loudspeakers and was nearly the same height.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Hypnotica_Gaze on September 17, 2006, 12:20:12 PM
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Should I begin to get desperate, that's what I will do.
Good one. ;D
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 17, 2006, 12:25:58 PM
Err... what?
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: odeon on September 17, 2006, 02:34:06 PM
Are you planning on another nick anytime soon? The Fafklnloi is so hard to remember...
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 17, 2006, 03:45:16 PM
The challenge in my introduction thread remains open. ;)
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: odeon on September 17, 2006, 03:57:27 PM
oh well, fdasdfu, then we'll just stick to me forgetting your nick. :)
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: El on September 18, 2006, 06:03:52 AM
What is your name an acronym for?  I get as far as "fuck you ugly stupid fucking" and get stuck.
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: QuirkyCarla on September 18, 2006, 08:34:58 AM
maybe it's "fuck you stupid fuckin loser" or something...
Title: Re: Post queries to be processed
Post by: Lurk Hurk Gurk on September 18, 2006, 12:38:38 PM
What is your name an acronym for?  I get as far as "fuck you ugly stupid fucking" and get stuck.
It's not an acronym, but feel free to make that (if you can think of a fitting continuation) a backronym for it. ;)

Quote from: My introduction post
As for my seemingly random username, it is one of my otherwise recognizeable (if you happen to know me, which you likely don't, as I stick to frequenting only a few communities of different kinds), though not yet widely used, usernames, encryped in a shoddy way.