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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Scrapheap on December 27, 2009, 09:56:20 PM
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Last night I was having a few drinks before I went to bed (as usual). I had to tke one last piss before I went to bed. My parents had already gone to bed, the bathroom is right next to their bedroom and I didn't want to disturb them, so I decided to go out through the garage and water the bushes on the side of the house. As I opened the garage door, I heard a car alarm chirp across the street. This made me curious, in my drunken stupor, so I decided to investigate, after all, why would an alarm chirp without a cause? So I staggered across the street and when I approached the car, I saw and heard a commotion in the car. Apparently a couple of teenagers were fucking in the back seat and got nervous when they saw the garage lights come on. I turned around and walked back to the house chuckling to myself. A couple of minutes later, the car drove off.
Have you ever been caught in the act or caught someone else in the act??
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Yes to the first one. :laugh:
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Yes. :laugh:
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A joy of being a parent of small kids is that your chances of being caught on the odd occasion when you are both not exhausted and you have managed to get them down OK enough to have some late night nookie is pretty bloody extreme
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Yup to both.
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Stories people!!! lets hear the stories!
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:-[
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Odeon never spills the details unless he's drunk. Give him another hour. :green:
Have never been caught. I'm the sex ninja. :ninja:
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I'm getting these knocks on the door of the shower lately.
My youngest telling me dad has come for a surprise visit.
She catches me just before the act. But it is annoying none the less.
The whole urge to act is gone then.
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Have never been caught. I'm the sex ninja. :ninja:
Same here, though with my latest liasons at the local picnic site it may just be a matter of time, those benches are pretty out in the open...
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I caught so people at the beach when walking the dog early in the morning. I was not paying attention and going along on auto pilot when I almost walked into their car I looked up and made eye contact with the guy for a second then hurried away :laugh:
Caught had people open the door then slam it shut real quick ;D
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Have never been caught. I'm the sex ninja. :ninja:
Same here, though with my latest liasons at the local picnic site it may just be a matter of time, those benches are pretty out in the open...
Especially now, in winter, with all those leafless shrubs and trees.
And standing out in a white snow world....
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Odeon never spills the details unless he's drunk. Give him another hour. :green:
I'm going to work tomorrow. No way I'm going to drink tonight. :P
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Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!
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Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!
:zzz: keep trying Dupe Nothin. ::)
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Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!
So fucking useless at making stories that you contradicted yourself with the next sentence.
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No, and no. I lead a quiet life, me. :green:
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No and yes. :runaway:
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Nope, never been caught. That's what locks are for. :evillaugh:
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Been close to getting caught by hunters in a state forest :o
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Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!
So fucking useless at making stories that you contradicted yourself with the next sentence.
Is that so?
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Some people around here are quite the jack off ninjas... Never got caught jacking off, but I usually jack off to animal porn wherever I am. One time, a teenaged girl slapped me because she thought I was masturbating to her! (pfff, yeah right, me jacking off to some girl?) ;D I was masturbating to a picture of a dog's pussy! YEAH!!!
So fucking useless at making stories that you contradicted yourself with the next sentence.
Yeah, DupeNothin needs to work on his routine a bit. ;) ::)
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Been close to getting caught by hunters in a state forest :o
Were they hunting for 2 legged White Tail?? :eyebrows: :laugh: :rofl:
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:lol:
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Been close to getting caught by hunters in a state forest :o
Were they hunting for 2 legged White Tail?? :eyebrows: :laugh: :rofl:
:LMAO:
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I was at a party, lying stoned on a waterbed, when I realized that the two other people on the bed (male and female) were making the beast. I realized I needed to excuse myself. I found the door, but in the darkness and my stonedness couldn't locate the doorknob. Whereupon I uttered one of the greatest lines I've ever come up with: "This door doesn't work."
Never caught. Not yet, anyway.
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Let's just say in my case, there's one local cop who knows me better than the rest. :laugh:
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My husband and were caught parking by a policeman, but fortunately we were not in the act.
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Let's just say in my case, there's one local cop who knows me better than the rest. :laugh:
Did he know you in the biblical sense? or did he just get a wonderful view?? ;) :laugh:
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i have had sex in public. i encouraged people to watch.
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My husband and were caught parking by a policeman, but fortunately we were not in the act.
were you eating lunch?
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Yes, a few times. No big deal.
Yes, caught my ex partners a couple of times, and a girl friend of mine masturbating when she was pissed.
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Yes, a few times. No big deal.
Yes, caught my ex partners a couple of times, and a girl friend of mine masturbating when she was pissed.
i love pissed masturbating.
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Yes, a few times. No big deal.
Yes, caught my ex partners a couple of times, and a girl friend of mine masturbating when she was pissed.
i love pissed masturbating.
It's very primal.
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Yes, a few times. No big deal.
Yes, caught my ex partners a couple of times, and a girl friend of mine masturbating when she was pissed.
i love pissed masturbating.
It's very primal.
and the ejaculation seems to spew out like a rocket.
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My husband and were caught parking by a policeman, but fortunately we were not in the act.
were you eating lunch?
We were both completely clothed except that I had removed my shoes and neither of us was eating anything when we were approached.
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My husband and were caught parking by a policeman, but fortunately we were not in the act.
were you eating lunch?
We were both completely clothed except that I had removed my shoes and neither of us was eating anything when we were approached.
Not even each others faces? You dirty little wench >:D
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I got caught by an NCO once.
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I got caught by an NCO once.
i bet that they catch people all the time. just be happy that he didn't ask you if you needed help finishing....don't ask, don't tell. ;D
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i have had sex in public. i encouraged people to watch.
I did too, at the Goat Hill Tavern in Newport Beach. We tried to hide it though. ;)
I also did it at a Life Guard Tower in Huntington Beach. 'bout a half mile northwest of the pier.
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i have had sex in public. i encouraged people to watch.
I did too, at the Goat Hill Tavern in Newport Beach.
did the goat agree to this?
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i have had sex in public. i encouraged people to watch.
I did too, at the Goat Hill Tavern in Newport Beach. We tried to hide it though. ;)
I also did it at a Life Guard Tower in Huntington Beach. 'bout a half mile northwest of the pier.
Do you live near Huntington Beach now? I nearly got custom rims for my car from there last year.
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I got caught by an NCO once.
i bet that they catch people all the time. just be happy that he didn't ask you if you needed help finishing....don't ask, don't tell. ;D
Nah he caught me fucking. He gave us 20 mins to finish, winked, and walked away.
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I walked in on my parents having sex when I was eleven. Then again when I was eighteen. Just horrible the image of my dads bare ass over top of my mom's spread legs.
I can't believe I remember that. Makes me want to wash my eyes out with Lemon party.
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I walked in on my parents having sex when I was eleven. Then again when I was eighteen. Just horrible the image of my dads bare ass over top of my mom's spread legs.
I can't believe I remember that. Makes me want to wash my eyes out with Lemon party.
did he have a hairy ass?
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i have had sex in public. i encouraged people to watch.
I did too, at the Goat Hill Tavern in Newport Beach. We tried to hide it though. ;)
I also did it at a Life Guard Tower in Huntington Beach. 'bout a half mile northwest of the pier.
Do you live near Huntington Beach now? I nearly got custom rims for my car from there last year.
Nope, I'm in the Central Coast. If you ever saw the movie Sideways, that was filmed where I live (and grew up). 8)
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i have had sex in public. i encouraged people to watch.
I did too, at the Goat Hill Tavern in Newport Beach. We tried to hide it though. ;)
I also did it at a Life Guard Tower in Huntington Beach. 'bout a half mile northwest of the pier.
Do you live near Huntington Beach now? I nearly got custom rims for my car from there last year.
Nope, I'm in the Central Coast. If you ever saw the movie Sideways, that was filmed where I live (and grew up). 8)
No, the only thing I know about sideways is that I've had sex sideways and rollerskated sideways :P
I'll have to look it up.
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Holy Shit! I almost forgot about this incident.
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Holy Shit! I almost forgot about this incident.
I wonder why ???
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funny thing, I was thinking about this the other day. 8)
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Being caught in the act or perving over others?
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unwittingly catching others in the act.
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I've recently caught coworkers perving on porn on their smartphones.
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Wandered across a couple of such in my walks.
I think the best was, in Phoenix, while I was sitting on my porch, I got a full view
of a bj in a car below me. They must've wanted to get caught though - I was up
there blaring music as it happened. Seriously considered vidding 'em.
I don't think I've been caught, as such. Although in my younger days, we sure tried
a lot - public bathroom floor, school club office, classrooms, golf course, playground, et al. Some of
it was due to partial necessity (fucking around behind my PE's bf's back); others just for the random
thrill. One memorable one was right out in the middle of the street though, and I don't know if 'caught'
is the right word there; may well have just been seen.
Pretty sure folk were aware that I was masturbating in public libraries, in the early interwebz days.
More recently (though not all that recent) some chicky pushed me to go down on her on the dancefloor.
At least one person definitely noticed. It was pretty crowded though, so I'm not sure others did.
Nowadays, I'm a lot more likely to get caught pissing on some building.
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Pretty sure folk were aware that I was masturbating in public libraries, in the early interwebz days.
One time a mardi gras I got to see three guys masturbating in public in one day. :2thumbsup:
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I still love you, Genesis. :zoinks:
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I still love you, Genesis. :zoinks:
:2thumbsup: