INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: Natalia Evans on November 09, 2009, 06:53:04 PM
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I am sure lot of you know this game. I've seen this at IMDB a few times about movies and TV shows.
Benny & Joon:
1.When two kids lose their parents, only one will get sick
2.You can't bet a human being but you can bet a annoying cousin
3.Mike never wins unless he is trying to get rid of someone
4.Installing cable TV is hard
5.You won't last long as Joon's housekeeper
6.Smail is the new word for housekeeper
7.Ruthie wasn't a good actress
8.When you see a Help Wanted sign, take it and show it to the manager and say "I wanna help."
9.If someone thinks you're weird, just do your eccentric moves in the park to make them like you
10.If you make any food dance on forks, one of them will fly off and hit a person causing him or her to drop something
11.You can get around Spokane without a car in the B&J world but when it comes to Sam and Joon running off, they can't
12.Big brothers break up their little sisters romance
13.Benny needs Joon to be sick
14.It takes one bad incident for a over protective brother to realize he needs to let his sister grow up and be an adult
15.The mentally ills have every right to be outside
Sam can run really fast
16.If you upset someone by cleaning their house, leave them an old jack in the box
17.Raisins are humiliated grapes
18.The California Raisins are scary
19.You can drink and drive in Washington and nothing bad happens
20.Benny can't keep a goldfish alive
21. Eric holds down the fort
22. You can fall down three stories and you will only break a leg (literally)
23. Benny goes "smail" shopping
24. If you want to get rid of your cousin, use someone who is mentally ill
25. You don't know what you did with the hubcaps after throwing them in the air
26. Jerks forget to turn their headlights off
27. You will find your first love in a tree
28. You can hit on women but turn them down for a date
29. Only eccentrics can get into closed wards without an employee
30. Running low on super chunks is an emergency
31. Joon lit something on fire once at a poker game
32. You have to wear a helmet in the El Camino as a passenger
33. Former bad actresses move to Spokane and get a job as waitresses and managing apartment buildings
34. Benny and Joon have two different home addresses
35. Psychiatrists can arrest anyone in closed wards
36. When you climb a hospital, orderlies won't stop you and get security. Instead they just shout at you
37. Irons are used to make grilled cheese sandwiches
38. Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese
39. Irish have a saying, "When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken."
40. Mrs. Smail gives fits of semi precious metaphors.
42. Getting the score wrong in ping pong is cheating
43. You need a medical alert card to direct traffic to stay out of jail
44. You can't date and take care of your sick sister at the same time
45. Don't underestimate the mentally ill, they can count
46. Your hair smelling is hygienically disturbing
47. When your older brother takes your partner away, just burn an old photo of you and him from when you were kids
48. Use rayon when making grilled cheese sandwiches, silk is too soggy and cotton will burn it
49. Tennis rackets are now used to make mashed potatoes
50. Vacuums are used on beds
51. Writing a letter to your mom makes it all fancy when you have a mentally ill woman help
52. Joon doesn't like raisins on her tapioca but she now does after Benny kicked Sam out
53. Benny gets tapioca from the diner instead of the store
54. Benny may be able to walk all over Spokane but he sure can't when he goes to the diner or plays poker
55. When a mentally ill person breaks down on the bus, the driver will turn his bus around and go back to the neighborhood where they got on
56. When two kids lose their parents in a car crash, they will just stand there and watch and not cry or go hysteric
57. You can break a lamp if you think your brother is cheating
58. You can bet human beings in poker
59. Taking home an eccentric man is crazy, you throw them in a river or take them to the bus station
60. You can't quit your job as a housekeeper on short notice
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I am sure lot of you know this game. I've seen this at IMDB a few times about movies and TV shows.
Benny & Joon:
1.When two kids lose their parents, only one will get sick
2.You can't bet a human being but you can bet a annoying cousin
3.Mike never wins unless he is trying to get rid of someone
4.Installing cable TV is hard
5.You won't last long as Joon's housekeeper
6.Smail is the new word for housekeeper
7.Ruthie wasn't a good actress
8.When you see a Help Wanted sign, take it and show it to the manager and say "I wanna help."
9.If someone thinks you're weird, just do your eccentric moves in the park to make them like you
10.If you make any food dance on forks, one of them will fly off and hit a person causing him or her to drop something
11.You can get around Spokane without a car in the B&J world but when it comes to Sam and Joon running off, they can't
12.Big brothers break up their little sisters romance
13.Benny needs Joon to be sick
14.It takes one bad incident for a over protective brother to realize he needs to let his sister grow up and be an adult
15.The mentally ills have every right to be outside
Sam can run really fast
16.If you upset someone by cleaning their house, leave them an old jack in the box
17.Raisins are humiliated grapes
18.The California Raisins are scary
19.You can drink and drive in Washington and nothing bad happens
20.Benny can't keep a goldfish alive
21. Eric holds down the fort
22. You can fall down three stories and you will only break a leg (literally)
23. Benny goes "smail" shopping
24. If you want to get rid of your cousin, use someone who is mentally ill
25. You don't know what you did with the hubcaps after throwing them in the air
26. Jerks forget to turn their headlights off
27. You will find your first love in a tree
28. You can hit on women but turn them down for a date
29. Only eccentrics can get into closed wards without an employee
30. Running low on super chunks is an emergency
31. Joon lit something on fire once at a poker game
32. You have to wear a helmet in the El Camino as a passenger
33. Former bad actresses move to Spokane and get a job as waitresses and managing apartment buildings
34. Benny and Joon have two different home addresses
35. Psychiatrists can arrest anyone in closed wards
36. When you climb a hospital, orderlies won't stop you and get security. Instead they just shout at you
37. Irons are used to make grilled cheese sandwiches
38. Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese
39. Irish have a saying, "When a boat runs ashore, the sea has spoken."
40. Mrs. Smail gives fits of semi precious metaphors.
42. Getting the score wrong in ping pong is cheating
43. You need a medical alert card to direct traffic to stay out of jail
44. You can't date and take care of your sick sister at the same time
45. Don't underestimate the mentally ill, they can count
46. Your hair smelling is hygienically disturbing
47. When your older brother takes your partner away, just burn an old photo of you and him from when you were kids
48. Use rayon when making grilled cheese sandwiches, silk is too soggy and cotton will burn it
49. Tennis rackets are now used to make mashed potatoes
50. Vacuums are used on beds
51. Writing a letter to your mom makes it all fancy when you have a mentally ill woman help
52. Joon doesn't like raisins on her tapioca but she now does after Benny kicked Sam out
53. Benny gets tapioca from the diner instead of the store
54. Benny may be able to walk all over Spokane but he sure can't when he goes to the diner or plays poker
55. When a mentally ill person breaks down on the bus, the driver will turn his bus around and go back to the neighborhood where they got on
56. When two kids lose their parents in a car crash, they will just stand there and watch and not cry or go hysteric
57. You can break a lamp if you think your brother is cheating
58. You can bet human beings in poker
59. Taking home an eccentric man is crazy, you throw them in a river or take them to the bus station
60. You can't quit your job as a housekeeper on short notice
I saw Benny and Joon once.
(You have seen it more than once huh?)
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it's more sad when dinosaurs, aliens, robots or cartoon lions die than it is when people die
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A League of Their Own:
1. There is absolutely no crying in baseball whatsoever. Not only that, but it's illegal.
2. Miss Cuthbert played the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz.
3. There is a record for the longest pee (but Jimmy Dugan's doesn't count because Doris didn't time it from the beginning).
4. The way it works is ... the train moves, not the station.
5. You can't go to the World Series without Stilwell's toys.
6. God knows we're playing.
7. Busdrivers give notice of termination by throwing sod in their employer’s face.
8. There is such a thing as a pickle-tickle.
9. In Oregon, they feed chocolate to constipated cows.
10. Some umpires look like a penis with the little hat on.
11. Kit can’t lay off the high ones, and can’t hit them except at the decisive moment in game 7 of the World Series.
12. If something isn’t hard, everyone would do it.
13. There are few men in America who haven’t seen Mae’s bosom.
14. One can actually be an accomplished coffee maker.
15. The good Lord knows the name of the waitress Jimmy Dugan banged in South Bend - the one that kept calling His name.
16. Jimmy Dugan didn’t have a child, he was married to one.
17. Baseball legends can have positive influence on young boys - such as warning them to avoid the clap.
18. they will write the cows
19. chickens need to be on a leash
20. Brats are sweet little boys
22. A person from the war department will come with a telegram and won't give it to you unless you force it from them
23. The best player will leave when her husband comes back and then she comes back for the very last game in the series
24. Some players break windows
25. There is sister rivalry in the league
26. Stilwell is psychic for who is going to win the series
27. Someone's husband will return from the war after someone elses husband dies
28. Jimmy stinks
29. There are sarcastic scouts
30. Some people have to catch the train by running after it and tossing their suitcases on and hop on
31. Yelling at Alice before game is bad luck
32. It's bad luck to change your socks
33. Smelly socks kill Jimmy
34. Don't ask famous former alcoholic players to sign your baseball card, they will rip it
35. Dotties isn't really a ball player
36. Top players will only play one season
37. When a parent claims her kid is the sweetest little boy, it means he is a brat
38. Mae can poison peoples dinners
39. Only Mae can make the priest drop his bible twice in the confession booth
40. When passing a cemetery, you must cross your fingers or you won't get another hit
41. If you get in a fight with one of your team mates, your coach will throw you in the shower and spray cold water on you
42. Stilwell eats line ups
43. Only people from Oregon can give people the line up when their coach won't do it
44. Kit can read minds (knows what people are thinking)
45. Charlie was the name of Doris's abusive boyfriend
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i have no idea what this is but...
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
1. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
the end
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A League of Their Own
Always use Marla's bat when you are trying to kill someone (figuratively speaking) with it, it's heavier
It's okay to throw mitts at brats when they are taunting you
The bears in YellowStone Park caused Dottie to turn her car around and go back and finish the league
You look like shit if you don't shave your facial hair
It takes one brat to get a bus driver to quit
Everyone matures at their own pace but some are so slow they blame all their problems on their older sister
Evelyn can't throw the ball to the right player
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Frightend, beautifull young women will always walk down the hallway where the killer is lurking.
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Black guys are always killed first :-\
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if you go out with picard and beverly and you're not part of the regular cast, you're dead.
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In every B rated horror flick, you always open the door when you're scared, defenceless, and it's the middle of the night. And you always go searching for scary people while holding a large kitchen knife. But you don't ever call 911.
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i learned what decapitated heads look like
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Black guys are always killed first :-\
Especially if they're wearing a red Star Trek uniform!
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Cars explode violently when they crash
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Explosions can happen right behind you and it won't knock you off your feet and badly injure you or kill you.
Throwing a grenade causes people to fly in the air when it explodes near them
101 Dalmatians
Dogs think like people
Dalmatians can really cause their owns to fall in the pond
Dogs do fall in love
London allows people to have over 100 dogs in their home
Roger can't tell the difference between his own dog and someone elses Dalmatian
Roger is shit at coming up with villains and had to wait till he saw an article about Cruella to get that idea
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The white house is one fragile building.
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Fast food employees don't understand the metric system.
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Black guys are always killed first :-\
Especially if they're wearing a red Star Trek uniform!
yellow in the later series'
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Goldeneye:
You can drive off a cliff on a motorcycle after the air plane and fall into it and fly it.
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A bullet in flight can impart more momentum than it can possibly have to a body upon impact.
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bullets don't hit you if you duck and run. also, they don't hit you through cars. also, they don't hit you if you are inside the car. also, even machine guns can't hurt you. if you get shot it's a flesh wound and a pretty woman stitches you up and sterilizes the wound with alcohol. preferably whisky. which you then drink. and grunt.
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Gonna go and watch a movie now. Will tell you all what I have learnt from it when I come back :thumbup:
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I learned that movies are pretty much bullshit when it comes to facts.
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wow you're so clever sheed. i never knew that
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wow you're so clever sheed. i never knew that
wow you're so clever soph. i never knew that
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wow you're so clever sheed. i never knew that
wow you're so clever soph. i never knew that
wow. you're both a bunch of smartasses. i never new that
oh....wait...yeah I did know that. Shit. Nevermind. I just wanted to play too
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Benny & Joon:
If someone is playing the music too loud, just go in and shake your hands in the air and scream and then take the boom box after they turn it off.
Rain Man:
Autistics are savants at math and memory
Flying is very dangerous and the only airline that is safe to fly on is Melbourne
Kmart sucks
Freeways are very dangerous if a car wreck has occured on it. Just get out of the car and walk when you see one
Raymond is a very good driver
Winning in poker is very wrong, they make you take the money and leave
You will never figure out who is on third base because Who is on third base
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Movie dogs always make a fake annoying whining noise that no self-respecting dog would ever make in real life. Television dogs do this as well.
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bint never came back.
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And thank fuck. I'm getting sick of her shite.
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That ghosts are real :o
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A League of Their Own:
African Americans can play ball too just like anyone else and Dottie didn't know it
If anyone mocks you from the stands, just throw the ball at them to shut them up and people will turn and laugh at them instead
If you get mad at your sister and you have a baseball in handy, break the window you sister is sitting next too
You shouldn't be hanging out with someone if she has gone all the way (sex before marriage)
It takes one brat to cause a bus driver to quit his job
"Bratty" sisters finally grow up after beating their sister finally
The best way of dealing with a bully is jumping on their backs (literally) but then it will give you a trip to a cold shower by your manager
Dottie had troubles with the bears in Yellowstone Park
It takes one throw to hit Stillwell with a mitt
Cow girls eat grass
It's horrible to be traded to another team even though you are still playing and it's your sister's fault
Kit threw a risinbag at Dottie and told her to get her fat ass behind the plate
Stillwell can hit off Kit's pitching when she is mighty sore
Dottie backed Betty up for pitching but couldn't back Kit up
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1. The importance of rabies vaccines.-- Cujo
2. If you're going to volunteer as a camp counselor at some creepy backwoods campsite....don't have sex and let the spazzy kid drown...better yet, don't have sex.-- Friday the 13th
3. Any car that can fix itself is going to have some issues.-- Christine
4. Never agree to stay at a secluded mountain hotel in the dead of winter with a mentally deranged spouse.-- The Shining
5.The quickest way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in the head.-- Night of the Living Dead
6. Don't tease the "weird" girl, it can come back and bite you in the ass. -- Carrie
7. When staying overnight at run-down hotels managed by shy momma's boys...avoid showers. -- Psycho
8. Children with seriously warped parents can grow up to be warped adults...get counseling. -- Halloween
9. Clowns are scarey. --It
10. Too much rural life can actually be a bad thing for some kids. -- Children of the Corn
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When you have a hysterical, obsessive religious or psychotic person in your group, you should just kill them when they loose it; because they're going to become a major liability later on.
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I learned that women and children cant run as fast as men, so when you're shooting at them, you don't lead them as much.
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I learned that women and children cant run as fast as men, so when you're shooting at them, you don't lead them as much.
I learned the bad guys are always terrible shots, so even thought they have an endless supply of bullets I can still take my time and not tire myself trying to run.
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I never got 'carrie', well I got why she went on the rampage in the book/movie, but the torment campaign waged against her that lit the fuse of her going postal...she wasn't ugly like it was implied, carrie was pretty damn hawt as I remember the movie.
Things I've learned from movies-people who start to worry there is some sort of vicious killer lurking, tend to go poking around in graveyards at night, or down dark flights of stairs into basements when there is a power cut and they are unarmed, or only have a torch trying to see what the vicious monster is, or find the demented knife-wielding psychopath.
Teens having sex usually end up being slaughtered by psychopaths if one is about on the prowl for victims.
The black always has to die first if there is one.
People try and run away after being shot in the leg, stabbing people usually isn't either very painful (being stabbed, rather) nor is it fatal unless in the heart or head/throat if the knife is in the hands of a good guy, but every swing by a psycho killer ends up decapitating their victims, taking arms and legs off, and every stab ends up with a killing.
Nothing good ever happens to lovecraftian cultists, but they worship and summon things that ought not to be summoned anyway despite that the inbound flight from abomination airways inc. is invariably pissed and ALWAYS hungry for flesh and for souls.
When a virus infects a hospital or population and people start vomiting blood, people are careless with their hazmat suits. and that these are the times you should quit your job and get the fuck out.
In fights people can take vastly more punishment than it takes to down even the toughest man and carry on fighting, ignore their autonomic nervous system, and often heal up just fine with just a bandage and something to sterilize the wound in minutes.
People really badly wounded will stop screaming when the person cauterizing the gushing wound left after having a limb cut/ripped off with a red hot piece of metal, or once the complicated fracture they have, when the bones have been forced back into position and splinted, from where they had snapped and ripped their way through somebody's arms, legs, ribcage etc. and can seemingly manage without any pain relief from the most brutal of injuries.
Hideously wounded soldiers determined to fight on to the last often refuse morphine to help them stay alert despite having been blown up, shot to shit or burnt to a crisp and they know they aren't getting out alive, they'll refuse the morphine anyway. (it'd be more likely by far to let you continue to fight and to ignore greater degrees of pain and damage until you die/get killed more thoroughly again, and when your able to move and stand then your not likely to pass out standing up on your feet unless the dose is huge. It is possible but it takes a very large dose of painkillers for a person's individual tolerance level for that to happen; easier by far if sitting, or lying down but if walking or running then it really isn't likely.
Just one 'alien' (as in the things from the alien films, and alien vs predator films) is enough to slaughter an entire starship full of armed men and potentially androids as well, even once they know its there.
When the shit hits the fan, the lights are probably going to go out.
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Farnsworth is right. The religious types, the mentally unstable, and the hysterical ought to be quickly and quietly killed as soon as possible if they don't get it together and shut the fuck up.
Don't waste time with a liability in the group. If you aren't willing to end them yourself, leave them. If its me or somebody else, due to their incapability to hold on to their shit, don't expect me to keep you around, because I am NOT going to let myself get added to the creature's menu.
People are always going to find out there is at least one group member who lacks the survival instinct enough not to scream or yelp when something or someone starts prowling around.
Nazis have a lot of talented scientists in the area of creating supernaturally-powered super-soldiers, or the nazi army fielded psykers in WWII.
And lastly-the only good clown is a dead clown. One that is made dead and stays dead.
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I learned that women and children cant run as fast as men, so when you're shooting at them, you don't lead them as much.
I learned the bad guys are always terrible shots, so even thought they have an endless supply of bullets I can still take my time and not tire myself trying to run.
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While the actresses are good they never quite "get" me right.