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Title: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 03:10:15 AM
I came crawling back after Dunc got in touch plus HG constantly going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about the place made me curious again :P

Not that anyone gives a shit, but believe me, I care even less than you do!
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Callaway on September 02, 2006, 03:23:09 AM
Hi Jizz.  It is good to see you again.

If you really cared so little, I think that you would not have bothered to post.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 03:37:20 AM
I'm only messing!

Thanks for the welcome :D
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 02, 2006, 03:38:51 AM
Glad to see you back Jizz  :)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 04:05:57 AM
woo, nice to see you back matey!  ;D
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 04:24:46 AM
Thanks you two :)

Oi Dunc, get Incanabula on RIGHT NOW!

I LOVE BIKE!!! ;)

You'd probably like Biosphere if you don't already know of them go check out their (or his I should say) Patashnik album...what a weird weird fucker he is. I have one of his tunes on my MySpace page...rather odd lol.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 04:45:59 AM
Weird weird fucker, eh? will have to check Biosphere out sharpish then.  ;D

what the frig are Incanabula? If its black metal I shall have to pass, its far too early in the morning. ;)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2006, 05:57:12 AM
fuck off jizz.
you broke my heart once, i am a different person now.  i am not the naive  mcjagger you once knew.  i will not be hurt again.  i am callous and i cannot be touched.

although, i do miss the sex. :D

welcome matey.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 05:57:55 AM
Noooooo not metal lol. It's the name of an Autechre album. i saw you'd listened to them in your bannery thingy :D
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Leto729 on September 02, 2006, 05:59:09 AM
Apology for what. ;)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 06:01:31 AM
McJagger, I didn't mean to hurt you the way I did. I was young...foolish.....stupid.

If it's possible, I would still like to have lots of sex with you?

Hello again ;)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 06:02:18 AM
Apology for what. ;)

Apologies for coming back MWAHAHAHAAAAAAA :P
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2006, 06:04:41 AM
McJagger, I didn't mean to hurt you the way I did. I was young...foolish.....stupid.

If it's possible, I would still like to have lots of sex with you?

Hello again ;)
this time, will you hold me afterwards?

or will you put on your head phones and listen to that rock and roll music, and pretend to ignore me?
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Leto729 on September 02, 2006, 06:07:26 AM
Apology for what. ;)

Apologies for coming back MWAHAHAHAAAAAAA :P
I see. ;)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 06:23:15 AM
McJagger, I didn't mean to hurt you the way I did. I was young...foolish.....stupid.

If it's possible, I would still like to have lots of sex with you?

Hello again ;)
this time, will you hold me afterwards?

or will you put on your head phones and listen to that rock and roll music, and pretend to ignore me?

Yes, I will hold you so close that our sweaty nipples shall rub together which will set us off again in a burst of lusty desire. I bags beng the bitch this time!

Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2006, 06:28:47 AM
ok.  i forgive you.
now lets start fucking around.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 06:34:50 AM
If you warm your hands first, I'll even let you touch me on my bottom.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2006, 06:37:45 AM
wow you must really be sorry.

you never let me do that before.

/said with hands in pocket/
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 06:49:42 AM
Noooooo not metal lol. It's the name of an Autechre album. i saw you'd listened to them in your bannery thingy :D

ah, I haven't heard that one. *fires up eMule*

Biosphere seems to be pretty good so far.  8)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Leto729 on September 02, 2006, 06:52:50 AM
If you warm your hands first, I'll even let you touch me on my bottom.
If I touched I would warm up Your bottom in ways maybe You would not like. ;D
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 06:55:11 AM
Aye Biosphere are odd. More like huuuuge soundscapes rather than tune after tune.

I like the fact he hardly adds much to any of it...or at least any of heard so far. I'm going to get my brother to stick all the stuff of theirs that he has on a CD for me today. It's the kind of music you put on at about 3 in the morning when you can't be arsed listening to anything else. Go look for some Ozric Tentacles stuff too :P

McJagger, will you call me Betty when thrusting your manliness all over me? ;)



Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 06:55:53 AM
If you warm your hands first, I'll even let you touch me on my bottom.
If I touched I would warm up Your bottom in ways maybe You would not like. ;D

Just depends on how you plan on touching my bottom...and what with ;)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Leto729 on September 02, 2006, 07:06:22 AM
If you warm your hands first, I'll even let you touch me on my bottom.
If I touched I would warm up Your bottom in ways maybe You would not like. ;D

Just depends on how you plan on touching my bottom...and what with ;)
Would You truly want to know. ;D
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 07:11:34 AM
Aye Biosphere are odd. More like huuuuge soundscapes rather than tune after tune.

I like the fact he hardly adds much to any of it...or at least any of heard so far. I'm going to get my brother to stick all the stuff of theirs that he has on a CD for me today. It's the kind of music you put on at about 3 in the morning when you can't be arsed listening to anything else. Go look for some Ozric Tentacles stuff too :P

McJagger, will you call me Betty when thrusting your manliness all over me? ;)





I love Oxrics, I have pretty much everything they've ever released. At least once I find my box set of the early releases - I have a feeling I lent it to a mate, so I'll have to ask him to bring it back so I can rip em.  :-\
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 08:03:35 AM
Aye they're a class band. I ordered a lot of their albums off Amazon a few weeks back and still waiting on most of them turning up. Their stuff has been repackeaged and released so getting two albums in one box.....which is nice ;)

Kevv, you're genuinely starting to worry me now....although I am also rather curious?! ;)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2006, 09:54:22 AM
jizz, check out your ask away thread.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 02, 2006, 09:56:27 AM
oh, do fuck off, everyone else on this thread (except callaway, cos oi loiks her :P)...

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

welcome back, you ol....er, young scrote!  ;D

 :-*
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 01:35:07 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! *beats chest*

OLD?............I'm only 28 for christ sake!!! :P ;)

McJagger, I have no fooking idea where I put the ask away thread. I've had a quick scan and not found a single thing!

Link me in the right direction, and I may even let you see my pee pee on cam.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: duncvis on September 02, 2006, 01:38:58 PM
Its 'poke my brains a bit'  ;D
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: thepeaguy on September 02, 2006, 01:40:21 PM
Heya. Welcome back, good friend of HG.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2006, 01:46:01 PM
a link to the last page of your poke my brains a bit thread.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=617.165
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 02, 2006, 02:17:34 PM
i SAID young, you daft fucking fucker.

tut.  read it again.  and then go to your room, with no tea.

 ::)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: thepeaguy on September 02, 2006, 02:18:39 PM
i SAID young, you daft fucking fucker.

tut.  read it again.  and then go to your room, with no tea.

 ::)

"Teacher, leave them kids alone!"
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 02, 2006, 02:27:36 PM
shut yer face, or it's extra homework for you.  :P
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 02:44:08 PM
YOU LADDIE.....STAND STILL!!!.........HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR PUDDING IF YOU CAN'T EAT YER MEAT.......!???!!

Just answered the ask away thread :P
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 02, 2006, 02:45:42 PM
er, doesn't "eating one's meat" mean something a bit rude?  or is it just that my brain has been infected with the constant sexual obsessions of a few of the members here?

(and i use "members" in every sense of the word...  ;)  lol).
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 02, 2006, 02:56:29 PM
I can only apologise further. I did not mean to bring such flthy images to your brains.

I will add though that I had a rib from the left and right of my ribcage removed so I could stick my little chap in my gob when I'm feeling particularly lonely on a quiet night.

And yes, my mum "LOLD" when I told her too!
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 02, 2006, 02:58:20 PM
i bloody bet she did.

so, what attractive ornament/useful tool/damien hirst-like installation did you make with yer ribs, then?  or are they just going spare?

oh, how i am laughing...   ::)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Leto729 on September 02, 2006, 04:02:28 PM
Kevv, you're genuinely starting to worry me now....although I am also rather curious?! ;)
I am. ;D
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: McGiver on September 02, 2006, 04:33:36 PM
YOU LADDIE.....STAND STILL!!!.........HOW CAN YOU EAT YOUR PUDDING IF YOU CAN'T EAT YER MEAT.......!???!!

Just answered the ask away thread :P
duncs mixes keep me swinging in my swivel.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 03, 2006, 03:31:05 AM
I had the two bones inserted into my skull as I have Reindeer Syndrome, meaning I believe I am a reindeer...the end of my nose has been tattooed red as well.

I'm only joking by the way...as if I'd tattoo my fucking nose! ;)

Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: purposefulinsanity on September 03, 2006, 03:39:46 AM
I had the two bones inserted into my skull as I have Reindeer Syndrome, meaning I believe I am a reindeer...the end of my nose has been tattooed red as well.

I'm only joking by the way...as if I'd tattoo my fucking nose! ;)



I'm going to have to ghey you now for making my think of that godawful fall out boy video- whiny emo bastards! (why is there no 'shudder' emoticon??)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 03, 2006, 03:50:06 AM
I had the two bones inserted into my skull as I have Reindeer Syndrome, meaning I believe I am a reindeer...the end of my nose has been tattooed red as well.

I'm only joking by the way...as if I'd tattoo my fucking nose! ;)



that's, erm, "nice", jizz.  well done...

 :-\
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 03, 2006, 04:50:47 AM
You did ask! :D
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: McGiver on September 03, 2006, 05:24:43 AM
jizz you don't have to tattoo your nose.

stick with old #7 and he will do it for you.
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Jizz on September 03, 2006, 08:09:01 AM
Aye lol.

I'm bored of it now though. Only force of habit keeps me going back for a drink at the weekend.

That could all be changing pretty soon though since there are more pay offs coming at work. The boss had a little chat with me about 7 or 8 weeks ago about the overtime and I was telling him I won't be doing any...it wasn't a friendly chat ;)
Title: Re: Apologies...
Post by: Lucifer on September 03, 2006, 08:11:10 AM
You did ask! :D

so?

:P

 ;D