INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: Triste on August 21, 2006, 01:59:33 AM
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I had the pleasure of taking this picture today. What is it?
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/intensitysquared/DSC_8094.jpg)
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which one - the scaly one or the smiley one? ???
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plus one karma if you can name either of them
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the scaley one looks like a chameleon to me, and the smiley one looks like a human male.
i could be wrong on both counts, of course... :-\
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There ya go, luv. Yes, it's a Jackson's chameleon. And the dude is my one and only Minnesotan Stud.
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woo hoo! ta!
and i was wondering what MS stood for - now i know. ;D
he looks rather nice, if you don't mind me saying so - well done, girl! ;)
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You haven't seen his body yet? I'll have to correct that. Hold on a sec...
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:o
instant beefcake? "just add hot water, and fluff up with a fork"? i am amazed.
can you get one for me, while you're at it, please? sigh...
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The Minnesotan Stud:
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/intensitysquared/DSCF0013.jpg)
I met him on the internet, 3 years ago this week. Sigh.
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is it luuuurve, triste? double sigh.
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In reply to your existential question on another thread, the answer is that there is cause for hope. Simply put, you can not possibly be more fucked up than I, therefore, if I can do it, so can you.
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I am jealous I have yet to make it to Hawaii Myself. ;D
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Centipedes and Bufo toads and chameleons, oh my!
Kevv, you should check out Hawaii some time. Like when your days start getting really short.
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In reply to your existential question on another thread, the answer is that there is cause for hope. Simply put, you can not possibly be more fucked up than I, therefore, if I can do it, so can you.
but i'm older, and less attractive, and all that stuff (and no, i ain't putting myself down, just stating a simple truth). and it does matter, sadly.
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attractive is in the eyes of the beholder and age means dicksquat.
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Milla's right, of course. And you know every guy here wants you (except for Peegai). BTW I don't think I'm attractive either.
Have you tried wearing your Gaultier around town? You'd prob get your pick of the litter then.
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And you know every guy here wants you (except for Peegai). BTW I don't think I'm attractive either.
pfffft, to all of that. except the bit about peegai, bless him, lol.
Have you tried wearing your Gaultier around town? You'd prob get your pick of the litter then.
there is that option. but the operative word in that sentence is "litter" - unfortunately, i have standards. as HG said at one point, i'm relatively fussy, which means it's even less likely i'll find someone. but i really could not be with a bloke who wasn't intelligent, musical, and a couple of other things.
i get quite a few offers, actually, but from blokes i really wouldn't want to stand next to in a bus queue, let alone fuck, let alone be in a relationship with. and then there's the fact that i'm pretty useless at pretending to be a bimbo for more than 4 cuntiseconds, and lots ofmen find me threatening.
dear me - i think i'll stop there. i knew it was a bit of an uphill struggle, but i didn't realise it was that bad... :-\ :(
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Centipedes and Bufo toads and chameleons, oh my!
Kevv, you should check out Hawaii some time. Like when your days start getting really short.
What do You mean getting short in days or what? I would like too. For Us all. I could when I knew the time. To check them all out. For I would find all cool. To understand it all in Hawaii Myself with the other things going on in Hawaii for Us all. That is the way of the worldwide care for each other do We not
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Centipedes and Bufo toads and chameleons, oh my!
Kevv, you should check out Hawaii some time. Like when your days start getting really short.
What do You mean getting short in days or what? I would like too. For Us all. I could when I knew the time. To check them all out. For I would find all cool. To understand it all in Hawaii Myself with the other things going on in Hawaii for Us all. That is the way of the worldwide care for each other do We not
She probably means when the days get short, like the winter days in South Dakota. The days last maybe eight or nine hours in December at that latitude, don't they?
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i get quite a few offers, actually, but from blokes i really wouldn't want to stand next to in a bus queue, let alone fuck, let alone be in a relationship with. and then there's the fact that i'm pretty useless at pretending to be a bimbo for more than 4 cuntiseconds, and lots ofmen find me threatening.
dear me - i think i'll stop there. i knew it was a bit of an uphill struggle, but i didn't realise it was that bad... :-\ :(
I know I had to sleep with a lot of toads. Okay, let's move on then...
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(http://www.ctahr.hawaii.edu/rubinoffd/sfhc-Thumbnails/35.jpg)
A flesh-eating caterpillar - haven't had the pleasure of seeing this one first-hand, thank god.
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I know I had to sleep with a lot of toads.
oh yes - i know that one. quite good fun, all the practise though, sometimes... ;)
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I don't get it. I have seen both your pictures, Triste and Lucifer, and I think you both are gorgeous. So why do you think you are not?
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Centipedes and Bufo toads and chameleons, oh my!
Kevv, you should check out Hawaii some time. Like when your days start getting really short.
What do You mean getting short in days or what? I would like too. For Us all. I could when I knew the time. To check them all out. For I would find all cool. To understand it all in Hawaii Myself with the other things going on in Hawaii for Us all. That is the way of the worldwide care for each other do We not
She probably means when the days get short, like the winter days in South Dakota. The days last maybe eight or nine hours in December at that latitude, don't they?
Okay must have been to tired or something or just woke up. :-[
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I don't get it. I have seen both your pictures, Triste and Lucifer, and I think you both are gorgeous. So why do you think you are not?
we're obviously both mental, then. ;)
so, callaway - does this mean you want to go out with me, hmmmm? :-*
heehee.
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I am flattered, Lucifer, but I am happily married.
Why do attractive women become brainwashed that they are unattractive? I don't think it is false modesty. How do they become so critical of themselves?
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Why do attractive women become brainwashed that they are unattractive? I don't think it is false modesty. How do they become so critical of themselves?
In my case it's not false modesty. And I don't know about NT women, but I wonder about AS and face blindness, and whether that might have something to do with it. I abhor looking in the mirror. Like when I put my hair up, I use the mirror and only look at my hair, purposefully avoiding looking at my face. When I see pictures of myself my first instinct is to press the delete key. I succeed quite often unless MS stops me in time. I don't seem to see myself as others see me.
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i don't, either, but then i have body dysmorphia. and it's all tied up with my weird relationship with food and eating, and control, and all sorts of horror. i know i'm attractive, as people measure these things, co people tell me this, and i think bits of me are fine. but i can always find fault with things, and i know i'm such hard work on a social/psychological/emotional/intellectual level, that that tends to colour how i see myself physically.
i often wonder how awful i must be, when all the blokes who dump me tell me how much they rate me, and genuinely want to be friends with me, and yet all the positive attributes aren't enough to stop them rushing off screaming. :-\
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i don't, either, but then i have body dysmorphia. and it's all tied up with my weird relationship with food and eating, and control, and all sorts of horror. i know i'm attractive, as people measure these things, co people tell me this, and i think bits of me are fine. but i can always find fault with things, and i know i'm such hard work on a social/psychological/emotional/intellectual level, that that tends to colour how i see myself physically.
ditto.
but i found someone. you can too. :)
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(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/intensitysquared/DSC_8042.jpg)
Why we have cats...
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aww poor mousy! what a cutie! the cat too! what cutie furrballs! aww googgledygoo! :laugh: what cuuuties!
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Unfortunately for that rodent, it is no longer among us. So sad.
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I remembered another Hawaiian critter story. Unfortunately I did not get a picture of this one, so I will try to describe it as best I can.
I was sitting on the toilet and happened to look down at the bath mat. There was what looked like a gecko tail among the rug fibers. I have 3 cats who take out on average one gecko per day, which I have the pleasure of witnessing. Anyway, I took a piece of TP and went to pick it up and throw it away (daily crazy critters have given me slightly more courage in this department) but it fucking LATCHED ON to the rug and TWIRLED. I just about lost my breakfast. No gecko, just the tail twirling, mind you. I grabbed the rug and put it outside for MS to deal with.
It turns out that (OMG this is creeping me out just typing it) gecko tails CONTINUE TO MOVE even when detached from the body so as to mislead their prey. Oh. My. God.
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i actually yelped, reading that! YUCK! that's vile. i need a lie down...
aww poor mousy! what a cutie! the cat too! what cutie furrballs! aww googgledygoo! :laugh: what cuuuties!
someone shoot her, for fuck's sake. ::)
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:laugh:
i think geckos are cute too! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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/takes aim...
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::bends over to say hello to a snail on the ground just in time to void bullett::
hello little snail! gobbledygook googgledoo! goo! :laugh:
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/gets flamethrower...
(i fucking LOATHE snails!)
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::picks up snail and shields her with her arms::
stay away from her, you bitch!
oh wait, you're the one with the flamethrower... ???
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Anything worm-like is revolting (that would include gecko tails).
I'll have to go take a pic of another revolting creature in my yard - it's called a slail. Oh never mind, it's too gross to contemplate.
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Anything worm-like is revolting (that would include gecko tails).
I'll have to go take a pic of another revolting creature in my yard - it's called a slail. Oh never mind, it's too gross to contemplate.
Oh come on I want to see the slail.
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i'm rather ok with wormies. i did step on a larva ones and had a panic attack just imagining the mushed insides of the poor thing. but the larva i guess survived my accidental stomp... so they told me.
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I usually find wormy things more interesting than revolting, mind you I used to go fishing so I had plenty of opportunity to observe them while not catchng owt. :P
ever seen mealworms milla? now those are fun. I went to an exhibition thingy once where there were huge bran tubs with GIANT mealworms. I put my arm in to feel what it was like (as you do), and they have forelegs, like caterpillars. I took half a dozen home with me up the sleeve of my shirt, I hadn't noticed the buggers climbing up. my mam wasn't right impressed as I remember it. ;D
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ew that's sick! :laugh:
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HAH! you are revealed for what you truly are! >:D didn't notice you going "googledee, googly-fucking-ooooh" at the forty foot mealyworms, did we? :P
and now, mostly, this year, i shall not be reading this thread again...
(http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck22.gif)
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mealyworms are disgusting. :P
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Yes they are. So are slails. Slails are half slug, half snail. They look like snails with tiny shells. Or slugs with mutant shells. Yuck. And they climb higher than any other slug/snail, and spread diseases on crops not otherwise susceptible to snails or slugs.
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Vote for Slail Genocide, NOW!!!
they sound vile. kill them.
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LETS US KILL ALL SNAILS, SLUGS, AND SLAILS RIGHT NOW. ;D
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What vile critters ya got in SD, Kevv?
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plus one karma if you can name either of them
Late reply- but was that a hint? ((I know the actual answer, obviously, jsut wondering if you were alludig to Karma Chameleon))
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(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263463~Boy-George-Posters.jpg)
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lol. nice one mcj. and PMS Elle, for the connexion.
but this picture of him makes him look so much prettier:
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/okamiblacfire/boy_george.jpg)
i was looking for one i have of him, where his make-up is all yellows, oranges, and golds, and he's absolutely beautiful. (pyraxis would love the colours). but it ain't on google... :(
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i remember when culture club first came out (do you really want to hurt me), and there was this big conspiracy about whether he was a he or a she.
btw-which is it?
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he. definitely. his autobiography ("take it like a man" - the title still makes me chortle) is also fascinating - it encapsulates the 80s club scene in london, and charts his "My Drug Hell" well. i wouldv'e liked to see more factual reporting, as it were, cos it's very subjective (naturally) but that's also what makes it so interesting, in a way.
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seems like all the 80's brittish popstars turned out to be gay.
that is, ironically enough, everyone except frankie from frankie goes to hollywood. ::)
or whatever the little man's name was.
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holly johnson? you sure? i thought he was as bent as a nine bob note, myself. :laugh:
i'll go and research this...
brb...
nope - he's gay. and HIV +ve, poor love. :(
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i am kidding.
the group was revolutionary in the fact that their gayness was outright. petshop boys. george michael. several.
but frankie... had that alternate video to relax that was just downright open. i don't even think that elton john was out of the closet then.
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good point.
good ol' Quentin Crisp - he did so much for the gay cause, love him.
and here is the Stately Homo of England...
(http://www.schloss.ro/quentin.jpg)
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i noticed that gay men and pornstar women all have overbites. do you think this is from sucking cock.
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(http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/freddiemercury/freddie_mercury_1.jpg)
overbite extraordinaire.
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yes, but what a voice/performer!
sigh...
here's an oblique connexion for you...
(http://www.silverenchantments.com/images/Symbols/caduceus-small_1669_1.0-150.jpg)
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i noticed that gay men and pornstar women all have overbites. do you think this is from sucking cock.
Do you know this sounds like something Happeh would say?
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:laugh:
+1
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plus one karma if you can name either of them
Late reply- but was that a hint? ((I know the actual answer, obviously, jsut wondering if you were alludig to Karma Chameleon))
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Damn. That never crossed my mind, sad to say. +1
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i have an overbite but i'm a virgin. how about that? i'm always the odd woman out. :P
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btw Boy George is hawttt :-* :-* :-* i love him...her... himher :P
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You can still suck dick and be a virgin. Don't you have a boyfriend, Milla?
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yes. i don't consider dicksuckers to be virgins. :P
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Oh. Well then I'll have to lower my age of de-virginity substantially.
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:laugh:
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yes. i don't consider dicksuckers to be virgins. :P
that is not true.
according to the Virgins Rule Book: A Guide for the Chaste (i made that up), you can give oral sex and remain a virgin, just so long as you do not swallow.
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I think I can see how that makes some kind of sense: If a woman doesn't swallow, then she hasn't been violated by semen, rather like the other end. So BJ without cum would be akin to penetration without inside ejaculation, thereby ensuring...wait - it's NOT making sense.
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nope, the pre-cum remains in the vagina. she can spit the stuff out of her mouth.
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CONDOM!
^^ shouted for the benefit of the hard of thinking :P
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heh?
i can't hear you sonny!
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CONDOM!
that better, old timer? ;)
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so if you have sex with a condom then you are still a virgin.
a person should wait until their wedding night to have sex without a condom.
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what a load of fucking wibble.
the original definition of "virgin" was "hasn't had a child yet". so men are always virgins (this is cheering me up a bit, as i write this >:D ).
there's another definition i've heard somewhere which goes something along the lines of "if you haven't had sex since the last new moon, you're a virgin", so virginity is connected to the moon cycle. sounds completely insane to me, but just as valid as the nonsense spouted above. ("spouted", mcj, get it? yes? ::) ).
i reckon i'm just born-again virgin, myself - unwillingly, i might add. :(
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me also.
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sooo... that night Virgin Mary and Joseph had sex... there was a tiny hole in the condom? does that mean Mary is a virgin? or did she lose her virginity that night? ;D *scratches head*
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the emaculate contraception gone bad.
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i guess the contraceptive device was kinda maculate then, huh? :P
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why do you think the word holy is always associated with religion?
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i dunno, why? :P is this a trick question? :P can i get another drink first? :P
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gods condom had a hole in it... :o
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::snort:: :laugh: but who was god banging? itself? isn't that masturbation? original sin? :P i guess since it caused all this crappy world stuff is why god banned masturbation as evil, cuz god was afraid people masturbating would create more crappy worlds.
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mary.