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Title: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 09:50:25 PM
Do you have a dinky dick
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 09:53:26 PM
On average how often do you lust after a hard cock up the arse?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 09:54:08 PM
Which of us do you want hot gay sex with the most?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 09:54:49 PM
Can we see your moob nudes?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: P7PSP on July 09, 2009, 09:56:09 PM
How does it feel to have taken The Biggest Douche in the Universe title from John Edwards?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 09:57:14 PM
Are you hard right now when you read this thread?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 09:57:56 PM
Will you have my babies?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:01:48 PM
Are you a penis or are you not?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:04:00 PM
And how many have you had up your ass in the last three weeks, approximately?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:04:29 PM
Is this image sexually arousing for you?

(http://www.gaycollegesexpartiesblog.com/images/guys-go-crazy/all_male_gay_orgy.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:08:15 PM
Are you a top or bottom? (I hope the latter)  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:11:37 PM
How many times in the last week did you pay for sex?  Was it 7 or more?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:13:52 PM
How much would you pay ME for sex?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:17:56 PM
My arse, your mouth?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:26:14 PM
Do you like to insert broomsticks up your anus while wearing a leotard and watching High School Musical?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:27:51 PM
Does a strap-on shaped like Jesus make your balls twitch with pleasure?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:28:26 PM
Do you want to take me to a gay bar, gay bar?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:30:02 PM
Are you wearing a black lacy thong right now?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:30:34 PM
And will you please send me some pics of you in your black lacy thong?  :)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:32:02 PM
What's the biggest guy you've deep-throated?  In inches please.
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 09, 2009, 10:33:11 PM
What's the biggest guy you've deep-throated?  In inches please.



Lets see some ASS PICS of you first!
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:34:00 PM
Am I right in assuming you will be posting an ass picture?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: TheOtherWindow on July 09, 2009, 10:34:11 PM
And will you please send me some pics of you in your black lacy thong?  :)

Or like this:

(http://fapomatic.com/0927/joshuarubin.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:35:00 PM
Now that you're here, will you please share with us all the story of when you lost your anal virginity? And then can we afterwards make love? Thank you, that is all.  :)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 09, 2009, 10:35:26 PM
Am I right in assuming you will be posting an ass picture?
 :laugh:


NO

I want to see pictures of YOUR Ass Bint.  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: TheOtherWindow on July 09, 2009, 10:37:30 PM
How many small animals have been invited into your rectum?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:38:36 PM
Who was your first male crush?  This is in addition to the virginity story.  Don't worry, we will be nice :hug:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:39:48 PM
Can I be your boyfriend? :santa:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 09, 2009, 10:40:03 PM
Who was your first male crush?  This is in addition to the virginity story.  Don't worry, we will be nice :hug:

Bint, show me Your ass pics 1st or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 09, 2009, 10:41:18 PM
Can I be your boyfriend? :santa:


No butt you can be my Girlfriend!  *passes lube*

Now bend over and lube up that Manpussy you got baby!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: P7PSP on July 09, 2009, 10:42:46 PM
Do you want to take me to a gay bar, gay bar?
And here's the vid you need Sophosauras

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:43:10 PM
Is Queer Ass Folk your favourite TV show?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 09, 2009, 10:43:44 PM
Is Queer Ass Folk your favourite TV show?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:43:55 PM
Does your past career as a call boy influence your future relationships with men?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 09, 2009, 10:44:35 PM
Does your past career as a call boy influence your future relationships with men?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:45:30 PM
Did you learn to play that violin this one time, at band camp?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Have you ever used a glory hole?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 09, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
Did you learn to play that violin this one time, at band camp?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:46:34 PM
Did you play any flutes?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 09, 2009, 10:46:44 PM
Have you ever used a glory hole?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Adam on July 09, 2009, 10:47:01 PM
You want to see my ass? Does that mean we can definitely be gay lovers now?  :)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 09, 2009, 10:48:02 PM
Were they hard to swallow?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: renaeden on July 09, 2009, 11:45:55 PM
:LMAO: at the questions
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: RageBeoulve on July 10, 2009, 11:07:15 AM
Have you ever used a glory hole?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:

She might show me, but i'm betting you're exempt. I'm pretty sure she'd only show her ass to a REAL man.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 10, 2009, 11:11:39 AM
Have you ever used a glory hole?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:

She might show you, but i'm betting im exempt. I'm pretty sure she'd only show her ass to a REAL man.  :zoinks:

Definitely.  8)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on July 10, 2009, 07:52:43 PM
Have you ever used a glory hole?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:

She might show me, but i'm betting you're exempt. I'm pretty sure she'd only show her ass to a REAL man.  :zoinks:

Right you are my dear  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: RageBeoulve on July 10, 2009, 10:42:10 PM
Have you ever used a glory hole?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:

She might show me, but i'm betting you're exempt. I'm pretty sure she'd only show her ass to a REAL man.  :zoinks:

Right you are my dear  :zoinks:

 ;)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 10, 2009, 10:44:40 PM
Have you ever used a glory hole?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:

She might show me, but i'm betting you're exempt. I'm pretty sure she'd only show her ass to a WEAL man.  :zoinks:

Right you are my dear  :zoinks:


(http://a4.vox.com/6a00c2251d19928e1d00e398cfebfc0004-500pi)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: RageBeoulve on July 10, 2009, 10:45:50 PM
Have you ever used a glory hole?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:

She might show me, but i'm betting you're exempt. I'm pretty sure she'd only show her ass to a REAL man.  :zoinks:

Right you are my dear  :zoinks:


 ::)   I hope you can learn to read someday Bint.............iDoubtIt

She overlooked your cheap attempt.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 10, 2009, 10:49:35 PM
Have you ever used a glory hole?

Bint, show me Your ass pics or STFU. No exceptions, No compromise.  :violin:

She might show me, but i'm betting you're exempt. I'm pretty sure she'd only show her ass to a REAL man.  :zoinks:

Right you are my dear  :zoinks:


 ::)   I hope you can learn to read someday Bint.............iDoubtIt

She overlooked your cheap attempt.  :zoinks:


(http://moronland.net/media/pictures/duntoldrape.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Alex179 on July 10, 2009, 10:50:34 PM
Hey, I would like a few ass pics of Bint.   Not gonna lie.

@Anton:  Why are you so gay?
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 10, 2009, 10:51:59 PM
Hey, I would like a few ass pics of Bint.   Not gonna lie.

@Anton:  Why are you so gay?

Im not actually gay, but I certainly AM an Equal Opportunity Rapist :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: RageBeoulve on July 10, 2009, 10:52:20 PM
Hey, I would like a few ass pics of Bint.   Not gonna lie.

I'd like to see it irl, once I convince her i'm not some sacred person who can't handle a woman with a few troubles.  :lol:
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Alex179 on July 10, 2009, 10:53:24 PM
Hey, I would like a few ass pics of Bint.   Not gonna lie.

@Anton:  Why are you so gay?

Im not actually gay, but I certainly AM an Equal Opportunity Rapist :evillaugh:
Sounds like you practice the art of faggotry to me.
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Alex179 on July 10, 2009, 10:54:35 PM
Hey, I would like a few ass pics of Bint.   Not gonna lie.

I'd like to see it irl, once I convince her i'm not some sacred person who can't handle a woman with a few troubles.  :lol:
If I wasn't so damn lazy, I would try to see her ass and the asses several other internet females I converse with on the net that live in distant lands
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: Blasted on November 19, 2009, 02:32:07 PM
This thread was funny.
Title: Re: Ask Alfonso anything
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 24, 2010, 06:45:53 AM
I'm inclined to agree.