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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Nocturnalist! on September 05, 2008, 10:14:22 AM
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Thought this might make a fine game - lol
How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They don't have the time of day :lol:
How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to find a lightbulb that is willing. And another to whine about said lightbulb when he gets dumped... as he inevitably does. :hahaha:
How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but only when TCO has finished first pumping him full of sychophantic Karma points - a favour he is not so slow to return - mutual masturbation. :zoinks:
So... how many Sir_Les' do you think it might take to screw in a light bulb? :evillaugh:
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Thought this might make a fine game - lol
How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They don't have the time of day :lol:
How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to find a lightbulb that is willing. And another to whine about said lightbulb when he gets dumped... as he inevitably does. :hahaha:
How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but only when TCO has finished first pumping him full of sychophantic Karma points - a favour he is not so slow to return - mutual masturbation. :zoinks:
So... how many Sir_Les' do you think it might take to screw in a light bulb? :evillaugh:
Damn Nocti!
This is as good as you get AFTER editing? :hahaha:
Keep trying I may even plus you.
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I thought you'd enjoy it. Hopefully we'll soon have you in stitches - lol :evillaugh:
Remember... this is supposed to be a game ;)
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How Many Sir_Les' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as possible... he keeps getting furious and fails but TCO is always ready to kiss the splinters of glass from his hand.
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how many nocturnalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
only one, provided he needs it to see his keyboard to type somewhat lame digs at sir les.
::)
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...only one, provided he needs it to see his keyboard to type somewhat lame digs at sir les.
Well he persists lamely digging at me all over the forum... can't I return the favour occasionally :lol:
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yeah, i s'pose. :laugh:
couldn't one of you just up the ante and make it funny, though? :smarty:
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Well, I could do a friendly Lucifer one :green:
How many Lucifer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None... Hell runs on gas :lol:
Hopefully that is mildly amusing... these things don't all have to be centred around Sir_Les... its meant to be a game after all :green:
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How many The Chosen Ones does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They simply lock the room and insist they have won. :lol:
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How many IlluSionS667es does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to deny it ever really happened :lol:
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Well, I could do a friendly Lucifer one :green:
How many Lucifer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None... Hell runs on gas :lol:
Hopefully that is mildly amusing... these things don't all have to be centred around Sir_Les... its meant to be a game after all :green:
:laugh:
;)
here's one for me - how many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
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into what?
:green: :witch1:
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How many IlluSionS667es does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to deny it ever really happened :lol:
:lol: :plus:
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How many IlluSionS667es does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb and another to deny it ever really happened :lol:
:LMAO:
I owe you one, Nocturnalist.
How many Nocturnalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because Nocturnalists aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many peaguys does it take to change a light bulb? Six and counting...
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I don't think one could screw it in, let alone figure out how to get it out of the package. :laugh:
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How many I2 tards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb? We haven't mastered fire yet.
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Mine was about sir les damn it i dont fuck the lightbulb unless it turns into a gal
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Mine was about sir les damn it i dont fuck the lightbulb unless it turns into a gal
does this happen often, in your experience, flo?
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Oh, and the actual answer to 'How many ChosenOnes' does it take..... is 'Fuck lightbulbs, I'm blind. It's always fucking dark.
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Oh, and the actual answer to 'How many ChosenOnes' does it take..... is 'Fuck lightbulbs, I'm blind. It's always fucking dark.
Really? How blind are you?
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Just enough vision to get around. Bet some asshats would make something of that. Been there, done that. De rigeur.
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Just enough vision to get around. Bet some asshats would make something of that. Been there, done that. De rigeur.
Why, what happened to your eyes, or were you born that way?
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Oh, and the actual answer to 'How many ChosenOnes' does it take..... is 'Fuck lightbulbs, I'm blind. It's always fucking dark.
I thought it would be "I'm always in the dark so I wouldn't know." :P
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Callaway: born that way.
odeon: being as the question mentioned bulbs, the answer had to as well.
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How many Callaways does it take to change a light bulb?
1.0000 plus or minus a ten thousandth.
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How many Nocturnalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb has to want to change, and if it can't it gets Karma points removed.
How many Kosmos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but you'd have a hard time seeing with it up his arse.
How many duncs does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
When someone tells him what one is, he may get an idea. Not much, but an idea....
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It just takes one Sir_Les' :zoinks:
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It just takes one Sir_Les' :zoinks:
How many Kevvs does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but you should have seen the size of the light bulb that got away.
:fish:
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It just takes one Sir_Les' :zoinks:
How many Kevvs does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but you should have seen the size of the light bulb that got away.
:fish:
:plus:
Just one. :D :fish:
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Fuck off Luicy bills first let me watch dont care as long as you have a pussy mom doesnt get it too busy being selfish baby cry cry no $ please i dont care what you want let this gal suck you. So how many licks to the center of my toosie roll cock?, the world may never know. How many Brends does it take to buckle a her seat belt? none her gut wont fit the seat belt is broken wink wink lol
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How many AlldaygloRandys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Being dayglo, a lightbulb becomes redundant.
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Fuck off Luicy bills first let me watch dont care as long as you have a pussy mom doesnt get it too busy being selfish baby cry cry no $ please i dont care what you want let this gal suck you. So how many licks to the center of my toosie roll cock?, the world may never know. How many Brends does it take to buckle a her seat belt? none her gut wont fit the seat belt is broken wink wink lol
random word generator alert!
:LMAO:
we need a smiley for "random word generator/predictive text post". :laugh:
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How many AlldaygloRandys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Being dayglo, a lightbulb becomes redundant.
clever - i likes. :clap:
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Thanks. :plus: for you.
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OK Nocturnalist.
How many Nocturnlists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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:pwned:
Thanks for coming!
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How many Nocturnlists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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:LMAO: Excellent :plus:
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Is anyone interested in reviving this thread with anyone or anything screwing in a lightbulb? Hasn't been posted on since Sept 2008 and we have new members to roast, I mean enlighten.
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How many razorbeards does it take to.... nevermind, lightbulbs are beyond their comprehension.
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How many Intensity Squared members does it to take to change a lightbulb?
None, If it's Queen Victoria because she's too short.
One, if VRI stands on Lady Weeble's shoulders.
One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.
They'll never get changed if it's a committee of Mudkipz, Sir Les and Richard.
Who needs light bulbs changed anyway? We're bright enough without them.
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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the light bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they prefer to sit alone and cry in the dark.
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callaway those are funny :plus:
how many lightbulbs does it take the world to do?
none. the world is garbage anyways :laugh:
ok and moving right along..
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callaway those are funny :plus:
how many lightbulbs does it take the world to do?
none. the world is garbage anyways :laugh:
ok and moving right along..
how many richard's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, but he uses his BIG FUCKING PETERS to do it.
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I am going to guess 3!
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two - one to screw it in and one to write a book about it :laugh:
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callaway those are funny :plus:
how many lightbulbs does it take the world to do?
none. the world is garbage anyways :laugh:
ok and moving right along..
how many richard's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
one, but he uses his BIG FUCKING PETERS to do it.
how many steve-0's are there in real life?
one. your just a wannabe
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One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.
At least turn the elctricity off your majesty , unlike most of the members I am more fry-able :orly:.
How many Meadows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none the lightbulbs an evil retard and she ain't going near it :orly:
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How many Trigger 11s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
NONE! He hates light and lives in the dark and considers the lightbulb to be the single worst invention EVER!!!!
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One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.
At least turn the elctricity off your majesty , unlike most of the members I am more fry-able :orly:.
How many Meadows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none the lightbulbs an evil retard and she ain't going near it :orly:
Or:
Infinitely many. She keeps coming back, even though her bulb is broken.
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One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.
At least turn the elctricity off your majesty , unlike most of the members I am more fry-able :orly:.
How many Meadows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none the lightbulbs an evil retard and she ain't going near it :orly:
Or:
Infinitely many. She keeps coming back, even though her bulb is broken.
there probably wasnt a bulb there in the first place.
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Her lights are out, that is true.
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How many bank accounts does it take to change a lightbulb?
The answer is,
All of yours.
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One, if she waits and uses Lady Squid_thing to change the lights in the chandeliers at one time.
At least turn the elctricity off your majesty , unlike most of the members I am more fry-able :orly:.
How many Meadows does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none the lightbulbs an evil retard and she ain't going near it :orly:
Article 680 of the National Electric Code (NFPA 70) pertains to electrical installations in and around Swimming Pools. By properly installing the system we could avoid damage to Squiddy and retain the use of the word friable to mean a solid that is reduced to smaller pieces with little effort, i.e. friable asbestos. :police:
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How many MLAs does it take to change a light bulb?
None, for now, but that light bulb will be banned if it goes out again.
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How many MLAs does it take to change a light bulb?
None, for now, but that light bulb will be banned if it goes out again.
Only if that lightbulb was naughty after its suspension :evillaugh:
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How many parts's does it take to change a light bulb?
Why change it? They made light bulbs a lot better in the old days. This light bulb could shine like new again with a bit of work. Let me get my screwdriver...
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SirLes would point out in detail, the lightbulb's various failures in being a lightbulb and instruct it to change itself.
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SirLes would point out in detail, the lightbulb's various failures in being a lightbulb and instruct it to change itself.
:lol:
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SirLes would point out in detail, the lightbulb's various failures in being a lightbulb and instruct it to change itself.
:lol: :minusevil:
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How many Richards does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to claim that Callaway changed it for him.
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SirLes would point out in detail, the lightbulb's various failures in being a lightbulb and instruct it to change itself.
Oh hell, that is pure brilliance. Where were you when Nocti needed you.
Mind you for what he lacked in your wit and intelligence he made up for in his butthurt
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How many odeons does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to plan to change the light bulb, one to get the Anchor Steam, one to buy potato chips, and a fourth to call the whole thing off because he has a headache.
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How many Lits does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to buy the guns, and the other to plant the explosives.
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How many Lits does it take to change a light bulb?
If the government was actually working, the light bulb would've been changed long ago!
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How many Semicolons does it take to change a light bulb?
Not sure because there are lots of other things to punctuate first.
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How many Semicolons does it take to change a light bulb?
Not sure because there are lots of other things to punctuate first.
:)
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How many Richards does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to claim that Callaway changed it for him.
This made me think of the old joke Q: How many queers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, and a bottle of corn oil. :lol:
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Wondering where you have been, PPK.
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Wondering where you have been, PPK.
Just taking a little time off forums ren. :)
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Understandable. Well it is good to see you back. :)
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How many Richards does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to claim that Callaway changed it for him.
This made me think of the old joke Q: How many queers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, and a bottle of corn oil. :lol:
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How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in the light bulb and another one to check the light bulb for hidden microphones.
How many Osama bin-Ladens does it take to change a light bulb?
You’ve got to be kidding, right?
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How many mdagli1's does it take to screw in a light bulb??
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What's a light bulb? Is it something that you screw into your cunt to brighten up your dark side?
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How many mdagli1's does it take to screw in a light bulb??
None. He'll sit in the dark and be happy the lightbulb is dead.
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Three?
Did I wn?
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Jack won the thread. We can all go home.
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How many Pappies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If there's grass on the field, none. Because he's out in the sunshine playing ball.
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Jack won the thread. We can all go home.
That's the second time Jack won this thread.
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mdagli1 07:18:36 PM Viewing Jack's profile.
How many Jacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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How many Pappies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
He doesn't need to; he has the alt-light.
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get ready for it jack, this is your final warning
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How many Jacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She's efficient and not very funny. :zoinks:
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get ready for it jack, this is your final warning
You clearly haven't been paying attention.
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How many white cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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How many white cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Shouldn't laugh, but...