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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: rayne on August 12, 2008, 08:19:54 AM
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Hey hey :)
I was recommended to come to this site by Sir_Les. I joined as I've just managed to bullshit my way through an exam on feminist theory in the 20th century.
2 sentences that I'm sure have made up opinions about me already :)
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Welcome aboard mate. :clap:
Now first things first I have to try to find Randy for you. He is going to like you. ;D
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Hi Rayne.
Welcome to Intensity.
I would like to hear more about feminist theory in the 20th century.
Would you describe yourself as the sensitive type?
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Are you totally new, or just a new account?.....
male/female?
stats:
are you a virgin yet?
Are you A/S positive?
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Hello, welcome to I2 n00b.
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Hey hey :)
I was recommended to come to this site by Sir_Les. I joined as I've just managed to bullshit my way through an exam on feminist theory in the 20th century.
2 sentences that I'm sure have made up opinions about me already :)
yay! i like the sound of that. :thumbup:
welcome, rayne. /waves.
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Welcome to Intensity, n00b. Now, please tell me that you are not a closet Nazi.
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Welcome to Intensity, n00b. Now, please tell me that you are not a closet Nazi.
Aww c'mon, you know you lurve the closet Nazis.
Hang on, or was it the Flaming Nazis?
Oh Hai New person!
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howdy
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Welcome to Intensity, n00b. Now, please tell me that you are not a closet Nazi.
Aww c'mon, you know you lurve the closet Nazis.
Hang on, or was it the Flaming Nazis?
Oh Hai New person!
Yeah, I know. They need hugging.
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Welcome to Intensity, n00b. Now, please tell me that you are not a closet Nazi.
Aww c'mon, you know you lurve the closet Nazis.
Hang on, or was it the Flaming Nazis?
Oh Hai New person!
Yeah, I know. They need hugging.
Yes, to put out the flames. :laugh:
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Choking the flames is a good idea, actually. :P
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*yawn* Ignore.
Boring bastid.
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Thank you for all your kind responses - seriously, I feel more touched than a Viatnemese hooker at Gary Glitter's place but not as paid off to keep my big mouth shut :(
In response to a few questions, I am very sensitive... I cry at the Persil advert. On the other hand I drive around in GTA listening to Classic FM killing people. Oh, and I get upset at the end of Terminator 2.
I am totally new, I hate respawning. Respawning is for masochists and 14 year old Halo players on Live. I fucking hate Halo. And I'm female.
I haz teh Aspergurz yes. And I am a virgin, I bought a new hymen on ebay and fit it and now I feel the way my Irish Catholic grandma always wanted me to feel... full of sin and guilt.
Oh, and yes, I am a Nazi. I just wanted the chance to have a shot at Eva Braun. If she could fuck a meglomaniac with tics who liked to gas people, I'm sure I've got a shot. Dirty bitch, I bet she'd do it doggystyle.
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Hmmmm....Nazi?
Fuck Randy....I want to introduce you to Illusionist. Fine little Nazi clone.
I think you made a good decision coming here. :evillaugh:
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Yes, I have read some of his beautiful works... I too believe the Holocaust never happened. On the other hand I also have pet rocks who speak to me and tell me to burn things I don't like, like Nazis. It was teh Joo that burned the Reichstag and it was teh Joo that burned my mum's house down too.
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Now that people know you are a female, the requests for nude pics should be coming in soon.
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Yes, I have read some of his beautiful works... I too believe the Holocaust never happened. On the other hand I also have pet rocks who speak to me and tell me to burn things I don't like, like Nazis. It was teh Joo that burned the Reichstag and it was teh Joo that burned my mum's house down too.
It's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that pet rocks are good for you.
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Yes, I have read some of his beautiful works... I too believe the Holocaust never happened. On the other hand I also have pet rocks who speak to me and tell me to burn things I don't like, like Nazis. It was teh Joo that burned the Reichstag and it was teh Joo that burned my mum's house down too.
:laugh:
and how many voices speak in your head at one time? :eyebrows:
Now that people know you are a female, the requests for nude pics should be coming in soon.
sadly, this is true. i find the phrase "fuck off, saddo" is quite effective. ;)
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Now that people know you are a female, the requests for nude pics should be coming in soon.
sadly, this is true. i find the phrase "fuck off, saddo" is quite effective. ;)
****Deletes last message*****
What? I'm a guy!
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Now that people know you are a female, the requests for nude pics should be coming in soon.
You mean nobodies asked yet :o Boy we're slipping :laugh:
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I have a JooToobe video proving that pet rocks cannot occur. It was made by a rock which means that any anti-rock sentiments cannot occur. Everyone knows that JooToobe is reliable evidence of factual happening in the world of REAL LIFE.
I also do have nude pix that I will supply if requested politely... however I have clothes on over my nudity.
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however I have clothes on over my nudity.
lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:
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however I have clothes on over my nudity.
lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:
...is no nudity at all?
You're weird. :P
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however I have clothes on over my nudity.
lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:
...is no nudity at all?
You're weird. :P
It could still work; if she means, wearing a extremely skin tight wetsuit, with obvious holes where the 'naughty bits' are. :P
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Post a pic thread Rayne. I hope after your exams you post a little more. Oh search Illusionist he writes a lot of crap here. I think you and he will get along. Just let me know so as I can get my popcorn. ;D
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I have a suit that Buffalo Bill made for me. I can take a pic of me wearing it. It puts the lotion in the basket...
And I do fully plan to start posting more. I've read some of Illusionist's arguments and I must say I find Holocaust denial to be truly unique........in the style of comedy. John Cleese, if he could give a fuck, would be fascinated by this specimen. So would NASA.
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however I have clothes on over my nudity.
lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:
...is no nudity at all?
Yes. Exactly. Nudity is overrated.
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I have a suit that Buffalo Bill made for me. I can take a pic of me wearing it. It puts the lotion in the basket...
I'd like to put some lotion in your basket... :evillaugh: You have a marvelously dirty mind.. I like that.
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Thank you for all your kind responses - seriously, I feel more touched than a Viatnemese hooker at Gary Glitter's place but not as paid off to keep my big mouth shut :(
In response to a few questions, I am very sensitive... I cry at the Persil advert. On the other hand I drive around in GTA listening to Classic FM killing people. Oh, and I get upset at the end of Terminator 2.
I am totally new, I hate respawning. Respawning is for masochists and 14 year old Halo players on Live. I fucking hate Halo. And I'm female.
I haz teh Aspergurz yes. And I am a virgin, I bought a new hymen on ebay and fit it and now I feel the way my Irish Catholic grandma always wanted me to feel... full of sin and guilt.
Oh, and yes, I am a Nazi. I just wanted the chance to have a shot at Eva Braun. If she could fuck a meglomaniac with tics who liked to gas people, I'm sure I've got a shot. Dirty bitch, I bet she'd do it doggystyle.
What's red with 7 dents in it?
Snow Whites cherry.
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I have a suit that Buffalo Bill made for me. I can take a pic of me wearing it. It puts the lotion in the basket...
And I do fully plan to start posting more. I've read some of Illusionist's arguments and I must say I find Holocaust denial to be truly unique........in the style of comedy. John Cleese, if he could give a fuck, would be fascinated by this specimen. So would NASA.
I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf.
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!
:P
Welcome, rayne! Wilkommen, bienvenue, c'mon in....
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'Its Springtime for Hitler and Germany' :lol: Good ole John Morris.
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however I have clothes on over my nudity.
lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:
...is no nudity at all?
You're weird. :P
It could still work; if she means, wearing a extremely skin tight wetsuit, with obvious holes where the 'naughty bits' are. :P
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Maybe. :P
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however I have clothes on over my nudity.
lol - The best kind of nudity :plus:
...is no nudity at all?
Yes. Exactly. Nudity is overrated.
Er, no.
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Excuse miss, but your epidermis is showing.... :lol:
I love nudity, even the covered up kind. always have. its the truest form of honesty.
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LMAO re cherry.
I fully agree. Nudity is overrated. So is sex. People who have sex should be shot. I hate them. Filthy bastards.
Nazis are cool though. Especially when you spray them in liquid nitrogen and then dump them under a slab of ice about 3' deep. Thats my favourite kind of Nazi. Do they have slabs like that in Belgium? I do hope so.
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LMAO re cherry.
I fully agree. Nudity is overrated. So is sex. People who have sex should be shot. I hate them. Filthy bastards.
Nazis are cool though. Especially when you spray them in liquid nitrogen and then dump them under a slab of ice about 3' deep. Thats my favourite kind of Nazi. Do they have slabs like that in Belgium? I do hope so.
:LMAO: :rofl:
Even better--after liquid nitro treatment, push 'em off a cliff and watch 'em shatter into a million bits!
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LMAO re cherry.
I fully agree. Nudity is overrated. So is sex. People who have sex should be shot. I hate them. Filthy bastards.
Nazis are cool though. Especially when you spray them in liquid nitrogen and then dump them under a slab of ice about 3' deep. Thats my favourite kind of Nazi. Do they have slabs like that in Belgium? I do hope so.
:LMAO: :rofl:
Even better--after liquid nitro treatment, push 'em off a cliff and watch 'em shatter into a million bits!
I keep thinking it'd be like the T1000 though if we did that though... Nazis don't have bones you see, they're made of liquid metal.
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LMAO re cherry.
I fully agree. Nudity is overrated. So is sex. People who have sex should be shot. I hate them. Filthy bastards.
Nazis are cool though. Especially when you spray them in liquid nitrogen and then dump them under a slab of ice about 3' deep. Thats my favourite kind of Nazi. Do they have slabs like that in Belgium? I do hope so.
I just met a new girl last wednesday...... I want to see her neked.
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I fully agree. Nudity is overrated. So is sex. People who have sex should be shot. I hate them. Filthy bastards.
People with that opinion seem to be rare on Intensity...And by rare I mean me and renaeden...
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Yes, I have read some of his beautiful works... I too believe the Holocaust never happened. On the other hand I also have pet rocks who speak to me and tell me to burn things I don't like, like Nazis. It was teh Joo that burned the Reichstag and it was teh Joo that burned my mum's house down too.
It's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that pet rocks are good for you.
Not unless I chuck one at you. :green:
What's red and orange and black all over? --I don't know-- what the fuck kind of question is that?!?! Asking me stupid shit about red things and orange things and black things, sick bastard.
***chucks a pet rock through the window***
Welcome, rayne. :zoinks:
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What's with all the fucking nazis lately?
(http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/white-power-unicorn.jpg)
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ROFL Unicorn and a rainbow wtf.
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Nazi's can like rainbows and unicorns too :P
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Somewhere in the world, there's a guy with a unicorn on his butt.
***sniggers*** :tongue:
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I do not doubt it :P
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Do you regret posting your picture?
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No, somewhere on the Earth there is a guy with a unicorn UP his butt. It felt horny to him, but squishy to the unicorn.
Hey reyne. What James you been playin'?
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I fully agree. Nudity is overrated. So is sex. People who have sex should be shot. I hate them. Filthy bastards.
People with that opinion seem to be rare on Intensity...And by rare I mean me and renaeden...
Actually no, I don't have that opinion. Sex is natural so why should people be shot for it? I don't think it is filthy either. It's just not for me, that's all.
That aside, hello rayne and :welcome: to Intensity. :)
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Ok I didn't mean that :P
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She should post more :orly:
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She should post more :orly:
Yep!
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Who? The n00b?
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She should post more :orly:
And get an avatar. :orly:
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Hellooooooo again.
I disappeared cuz of exam study. I would spend too much time playing on this and not enough time thinking about my future. But I bullshit through my exams so I'm happy :)
I'm working on an avatar.
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Wise. Come here when you have the time. :thumbup:
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/me doesn't want to drag a woman in into my trouble, I a can't afford to mess up my work.
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Wise. Come here when you have the time. :thumbup:
You must have tons of free time then ;)
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Tons of thyme on his hands? What about the parsley, sage and rosemary?
If it were me, Id' prefer to have tons of Rosemary on mine.....
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I bet you would...
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Love Grows where my rosemary goes, and nobody knows like me....
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
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Wise. Come here when you have the time. :thumbup:
You must have tons of free time then ;)
Too much of it. :zoinks:
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Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
We have a shopping centre here with that name.
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Perth, right? Never been there, but it's a fuck of a long way from here.
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Yep! It is a long way from anywhere. :green:
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I hope for the best for You here at Intensity2. :headbang2:
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Tons of thyme on his hands? What about the parsley, sage and rosemary?
If it were me, Id' prefer to have tons of Rosemary on mine.....
Why does the fat chick have to be named Rosemary you filthy chubby chaser? ;)