INTENSITY²
Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Merry Widow on July 16, 2006, 05:44:18 PM
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(british time)
in the words of Damon Albarn from Blur, "Your mind gets dirty, as you get closer to thirty."
so, goodness knows what yours must be like by now. :P
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thanks.
but wheres your arse?
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why do you want to know where my arse is? ???
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i have devised a clever way to keep the NT's away.
We post a bunch of pictures of AS arse and then they wouldn't be arsed.
actually, for my own demented amusement.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=803.660
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You're insane.
Happy birthday, and may the next year bring you even more entertaining insanity.
And no, I am not posting my arse.
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You're insane.
Happy birthday, and may the next year bring you even more entertaining insanity.
And no, I am not posting my arse.
and why not?
can't we melt your frigidity, just a bit.
i posted my arse. and i am white as the driven snow.
c'mon, live a little.
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Happy Birthday, McJagger.
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H+A+P+P+Y B+I+R+T+H+D+A+Y 2 Y+O+U
Isn't it better to have a birthday with us? Last year you were all alone, internetly speaking.
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(http://img243.echo.cx/img243/6224/jhb13tb.jpg)
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'Happy Birthday, happy birthday,
whoopie do, whoopie do,
make your birthday pleasant,
accept this rhyme from a peasant,
just for you, just for you'
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I dreamed that we had sex last night, McJ. We were by the entrance to a shopping mall and just went at it. :o
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were we camping out, so we could be first in line for the annual white sale?
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I'm working on your birthday present - should be ready to go a bit later on. It beats a photo of my arse anyway >:D
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cool, a mix.
yes, even better.
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exporting it now, then need to transcode the bugger and upload it... ETA about 13.30 Pacific time. *looks gleeful*
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(british time)
in the words of Damon Albarn from Blur, "Your mind gets dirty, as you get closer to thirty."
so, goodness knows what yours must be like by now. :P
i could use a maid.
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Happy Birthday old man! >:D
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Happy Birthday old man! >:D
yeah, well, i am young at heart and my wife is 7 years younger than i.
so there.
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I dreamed that we had sex last night, McJ. We were by the entrance to a shopping mall and just went at it. :o
You've been dream-cheating on me? >:( :'(
Happy birthday, McJagger; you're almost dead.
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I dreamed that we had sex last night, McJ. We were by the entrance to a shopping mall and just went at it. :o
You've been dream-cheating on me? >:( :'(
Happy birthday, McJagger; you're almost dead.
i feel alive like pyraxis' avatar.
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exporting it now, then need to transcode the bugger and upload it... ETA about 13.30 Pacific time. *looks gleeful*
better make that about 14.30... curse this slow processor. teh file is gonna need a volume adjustment before its ready to upload too unfortunately... please standby. :P
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I bet you really feal like taking a shit Mc Jackoff!
For your brithday present I will give you full nuditity, and a stripping video.
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Happy Brithday McFagger... play fucking loud. ;D
Ginseng Intensity Mix (http://spudboy.duncsdrivel.biz/ginseng.mp3)
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"ginseng intensity mix"! lol. ;)
HB, mcj. and just remember - i'm several years older than you, and it doesn't matter a fuck about how old you are - you do it, or you don't.
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That's fuckn right, you two bitches better hook me up! >:D
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Fill yer skinny pants bud. This is musical ginseng. 8)
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You won't get my arse either, but I'll drink a beer for you while there's still time. Happy b-day (again)! :P
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Hope you had a good birthday.
And since you've locked you ask me thread I'll ask you here: is your avatar supposed to look like an anime version of your 'The stinker' avatar?
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Hope you had a good birthday.
And since you've locked you ask me thread I'll ask you here: is your avatar supposed to look like an anime version of your 'The stinker' avatar?
no.
it is from my latest obsession. Naruto
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it does look like The Stinker, though. :laugh:
actually, his hair style is a bit similar to yours too.
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and all the girls love him.
i can see the similarities... :D
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and all the girls love him.
i can see the similarities... :D
He's clearly emo, just like you duncvis and draggon. The threEMO's.
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yeah, well i am not.
i am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
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yeah, well i am not.
i am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
Goddamit, now im clearly emo. Cause you say so. My life is a dark abyss..... :'(
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yeah, well i am not.
Your constant hissy fits and arguments all over the board say otherwise. :P
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Bon anniversaire, dyslexic fuckwit.
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yeah, well i am not.
Your constant hissy fits and arguments all over the board say otherwise. :P
i have spent a considerable amount of my hiisy fit moments protecting your honor, m'lady.
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i have spent a considerable amount of my hiisy fit moments protecting your honor, m'lady.
Im not an EMO-hater. I like some of them. You are one of my favourites.
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i have spent a considerable amount of my hiisy fit moments protecting your honor, m'lady.
Im not an EMO-hater. I like some of them. You are one of my favourites.
so, shall we fuck then?
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so, shall we fuck then?
In a non-gay way, right?
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your face or mine?
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so, shall we fuck then?
In a non-gay way, right?
Do it in a bull-queer fashion, just like in the prison showers!
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your face or mine?
How Emo'lly considerate of you. We shall both do each other just to prove that it's shows our embracing of diversification in a pally way and not gay. Goddamn fish-oils, vitiman tablets and hunky guys at the gym! Im ready to EXPLODE!
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Yoy forgot the ginseng, emo-boy. >:D
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Yoy forgot the ginseng, emo-boy. >:D
Wholly emolly, batman. We have another guy to join our EMO-orgy. You can bring the ginseng on the way IN, dude.
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*lubes up and tries to look sensitive and misunderstood*
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the posted pic is emo enough ;D
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thats Salad Fingers (http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm), birthday boy.
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i meant the teddy bear picture.
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whats remotely emo about it? I'm even smiling. :P
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yeah, its that approachable look to your smile, and that understanding look in your eyes.
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Deceptive isn't it? >:D
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Wholly emolly, batman.
that's spooky. i called Callaway "Batman" in the admin forum, a few hours ago.
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would you like to act as the director for this little tryst.
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nope; i might get caught in the crossfire - and semen is such a persistent stain.
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Wholly emolly, batman.
that's spooky. i called Callaway "Batman" in the admin forum, a few hours ago.
I have powers far beyond what you mortals comprehension. Plus we have been spawned off the same star but you remain mortal because you havent reached the 85%* of the brain that remains unused by humans.
*97% if you're American, Danlo or peegai.
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i don't care about that - i want to know which one of us gets to fight crime whilst wearing sexy green tights.
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thats Salad Fingers (http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm), birthday boy.
waaaaah! waaaaaah! that's fucking scary! shiver, shiver, shudder. don't like that at all. yuck.
i notice it's the ol' Boards of Canada in the background, though - wondered how you got to it. ;)
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Wholly emolly, batman.
that's spooky. i called Callaway "Batman" in the admin forum, a few hours ago.
I have powers far beyond what you mortals comprehension. Plus we have been spawned off the same star but you remain mortal because you havent reached the 85%* of the brain that remains unused by humans.
*97% if you're American, Danlo or peegai.
If by "powers" you mean powers of stupidity, then you're by far in a league of your own. If this is all you can come up with after apparently having reached the 85% of the brain unused, then the only conclusion we can come to is that your brain capacity is greatly diminished from what is normal. Peegai and myself, if we are indeed at 97%, it would have to be because our brains are so much more advanced than your own.
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Wholly emolly, batman.
that's spooky. i called Callaway "Batman" in the admin forum, a few hours ago.
I have powers far beyond what you mortals comprehension. Plus we have been spawned off the same star but you remain mortal because you havent reached the 85%* of the brain that remains unused by humans.
*97% if you're American, Danlo or peegai.
If there was one thing that I would acknowledge where your mental powers exceed my own, it would have to be your poor understanding of English grammar. It's so unbelievable, it makes me weep.
All hail King Grammar Tard.
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Oh no! Owned by tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.
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Oh no! Owned by tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.
That's right, tweedle twat, you got pwned. :|
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pwnage can happen from the least likely of places...
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Oh no! Owned by tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.
That's right, tweedle twat, you got pwned. :|
How do you do, well shake hands, well shake hands, how do you do well shake hands. That's manners!
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Why have you locked your ask away thread?
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i don't know.
would you like me to unlock it?
it just seems like after 6000 posts, that i am out there and naked for everybody to see. in a way i was kinda thinking that if o left it open then i would only have the tough questions to answer...
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i don't know.
would you like me to unlock it?
it just seems like after 6000 posts, that i am out there and naked for everybody to see. in a way i was kinda thinking that if o left it open then i would only have the tough questions to answer...
Don't you feel ready for any tough questions? (not that I have any for you, I just wondered what your reasons for locking it were).
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i guess i could field a few.
i have no problem making myself look like an arse. ;)
as evidenced from about 5999 posts. double ;)
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i guess i could field a few.
i have no problem making myself look like an arse. ;)
as evidenced from about 5999 posts. double ;)
Maybe I'm just disallusioned cos I went away for a few days and missed the arse shot :laugh:
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there still remains one of the panties.