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Title: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 06:31:17 AM
Whatever.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: duncvis on July 11, 2006, 06:43:58 AM
Fuck off, kiddy fiddler.  >:D
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 06:46:55 AM
I was framed.  They said that they were 16.

Is it a crime to enjoy the company of youthful LOOKING women.?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Randy on July 11, 2006, 06:47:59 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: duncvis on July 11, 2006, 06:54:05 AM
Gary Glitter is an infamous British nonce and shit 70s pop star Flo.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 06:54:56 AM
Bullocks, I am not a nonce.

Your just jealous.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: duncvis on July 11, 2006, 06:55:55 AM
I was framed.  They said that they were 16.

Is it a crime to enjoy the company of youthful LOOKING women.?

bollocks - nobody's buying it Gaz. Fuck off already, we don't wanna be in your gang any more :P
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: peegai on July 11, 2006, 06:58:04 AM
You wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: duncvis on July 11, 2006, 06:58:31 AM
oh yeah...  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 11, 2006, 07:02:56 AM
You can deny it all you like Gary but I trust B3ta and they say you're a nonce:
http://www2.b3ta.com/nonce-or-babysitter/
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2006, 10:30:51 AM
firtst band to have double drummers, though, thence copied by The Fall (dreadful - i saw them in 1981), Bow Wow Wow (ditto, although never saw them, thank fuck) and Adam and the Ants (fucking top banana - i have no shame).

but i digress - he's a paedo bastard, with a predeliction for bacofoil and biiiiiiig boots.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Merry Widow on July 11, 2006, 10:49:45 AM
he's a paedo bastard, with a predeliction for bacofoil and biiiiiiig boots.

or, alternatively: he's a crusty glam rocker with a predilection for small children.  :-\
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2006, 10:53:20 AM
nooooooo!

crusties have dreads and docs, not form and a love of Napisan...   ::)
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Merry Widow on July 11, 2006, 03:05:29 PM
nooooooo!

crusties have dreads and docs, not form and a love of Napisan...   ::)

what is "Napisan"?  ???

normally i would Google it to find out but, since the word was used in a conversation about Gary Glitter, i'm too scared to. i like my computer - i don't want it to be confiscated by the police, haha.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 11, 2006, 03:07:55 PM
nooooooo!

crusties have dreads and docs, not form and a love of Napisan...   ::)

what is "Napisan"?  ???

normally i would Google it to find out but, since the word was used in a conversation about Gary Glitter, i'm too scared to. i like my computer - i don't want it to be confiscated by the police, haha.


Its a powder you can buy to add to the water in your nappy bucket if you you wet pail your cloth nappies.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Merry Widow on July 11, 2006, 03:13:58 PM
ahhh. thanks, PI.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Lucifer on July 11, 2006, 03:15:43 PM
that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   ::)
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 11, 2006, 03:23:17 PM
that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   ::)

Nah I doubt anyone would think Gary Glitter reads anything more highbrow than The Sun  :D
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Merry Widow on July 11, 2006, 03:32:14 PM
that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   ::)

Nah I doubt anyone would think Gary Glitter reads anything more highbrow than The Sun  :D

"The Sun to me is dark, and as silent as the moon..."  :laugh:
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:26:44 PM
I was framed.  They said that they were 16.

Is it a crime to enjoy the company of youthful LOOKING women.?

bollocks - nobody's buying it Gaz. Fuck off already, we don't wanna be in your gang any more :P

Certainly old chap.  I would appresiate some understanding here.  Could you please open your mind to the possibility of conspiracy?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:27:59 PM
You wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?

How old are you?  Do you shave your pubic hairs? 

I do appreciate the reference to My song, My song, My song.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:29:46 PM
You can deny it all you like Gary but I trust B3ta and they say you're a nonce:
http://www2.b3ta.com/nonce-or-babysitter/

That is utter bullocks.  How dare you put me in the same company as Pete Townshend?

And I hate that picture they posted of me.  Damn Paparazzi.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:31:26 PM
firtst band to have double drummers, though, thence copied by The Fall (dreadful - i saw them in 1981), Bow Wow Wow (ditto, although never saw them, thank fuck) and Adam and the Ants (fucking top banana - i have no shame).

but i digress - he's a paedo bastard, with a predeliction for bacofoil and biiiiiiig boots.

I Like Candy.  I am NOT a paedo.  BTW, how old are you madam?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:33:57 PM
he's a paedo bastard, with a predeliction for bacofoil and biiiiiiig boots.

or, alternatively: he's a crusty glam rocker with a predilection for small children.  :-\

Not Crusty.  He is the clown from the Simpsons.

I have spent a boatload of money on plastic surgery, I am not Crusty.
I think.  Do I Really appear crusty to you?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:36:38 PM
nooooooo!

crusties have dreads and docs, not form and a love of Napisan...   ::)

Would you mind if I did your hair in pigtails?
Then would you mind if I put a pacifier in your mouth?

Would you mind if I did you doggeystyle in front of a mirror?

Would you call me daddy?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:40:18 PM
nooooooo!

crusties have dreads and docs, not form and a love of Napisan...   ::)

what is "Napisan"?  ???

normally i would Google it to find out but, since the word was used in a conversation about Gary Glitter, i'm too scared to. i like my computer - i don't want it to be confiscated by the police, haha.

Try this.

 
na·pi·form [ náypə fàwrm ]


adjective 
 
Definition:
 
turnip-shaped: being conical at one end and spherical at the other

 
[Mid-19th century. < Latin napus "turnip"]
 


I hope that helps deary.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:41:27 PM
nooooooo!

crusties have dreads and docs, not form and a love of Napisan...   ::)

what is "Napisan"?  ???

normally i would Google it to find out but, since the word was used in a conversation about Gary Glitter, i'm too scared to. i like my computer - i don't want it to be confiscated by the police, haha.


Its a powder you can buy to add to the water in your nappy bucket if you you wet pail your cloth nappies.

Nope, wrong again.  I only snort my powder.  LONG LIVE THE SEVENTIES!
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:42:13 PM
that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   ::)


I listened to that book on tape once.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:43:54 PM
that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   ::)

Nah I doubt anyone would think Gary Glitter reads anything more highbrow than The Sun  :D

I do not read.  I have a sexy swing in my arse, that is all I need. 

Besides, my old girlfriends read to me.  Well, they do after they learn to read.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:45:14 PM
that's the banana!

i was going to say "Milton", but i had all sorts of horrific images of getting misinterpreted as suggesting gary glitter was into "Paradise Lost"...   ::)

Nah I doubt anyone would think Gary Glitter reads anything more highbrow than The Sun  :D

"The Sun to me is dark, and as silent as the moon..."  :laugh:

So are my eyes.  Would you care to stare fondly upon them?

While your at it, will you fondle my genetalia?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 11, 2006, 09:46:57 PM
Who loves me?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Lucifer on July 12, 2006, 12:22:37 AM
jeffrey archer.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: McGiver on July 12, 2006, 05:04:48 AM
mr glitter' do you know casey from casey and the sunshine band?

are you currently getting fucked where the sun don't shine?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: McGiver on July 12, 2006, 05:20:57 AM
jeffrey archer.

12 red herrings.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Merry Widow on July 12, 2006, 12:00:32 PM
Certainly old chap.  I would appresiate some understanding here.  Could you please open your mind to the possibility of conspiracy?

i see what you're up to.  :police: unfortunately, the person you are trying to imitate would've put a comma immediately after the word "certainly."  :P

Not Crusty. He is the clown from the Simpsons.

I have spent a boatload of money on plastic surgery, I am not Crusty.
I think. Do I Really appear crusty to you?

i was talking about your cock.

"The Sun to me is dark, and as silent as the moon..."  :laugh:

So are my eyes.  Would you care to stare fondly upon them?

While your at it, will you fondle my genetalia?

is that it?  :-\ aren't you going to attempt to lure me by telling me that you want to show me some kittens?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 13, 2006, 04:57:41 AM
mr glitter' do you know casey from casey and the sunshine band?

are you currently getting fucked where the sun don't shine?

I do know you Mick Jagger.  And I would appreciate it if you didn't play the holier than thou routine with me, old chap.

Here is some lyrics to one of your songs.


STRAY CAT BLUES
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Ah...

Yeah, I got some tail

I hear the click-clack of your feet on the stairs
I know you're no scare-eyed honey.
There'll be a feast if you just come upstairs
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.
I can see that you're so far from home
But that's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
I Bet,  bet your mama don't know you scream like that
I bet your mother don't know you can spit like that.

You look so weird and so lost from home
But you don't really miss your mother
Don't look so scared I'm not no mad-brained bear
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
Oh, yeah
Woo!

I bet your mama don't know that you scatch like that
I bet she don't know you can bite like that.

You say you got a girlfriend, that she's wilder than you
Why don't you bring her upstairs
If she's so wild then she can join in too
It's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
Oh yeah, don'tcha scratch like that
Oh yeah, you're a strange stray cat
I bet you mama don't know you can bite like that
I'll bet she never saw you scratch my back   

BEGGARS BANQUET

Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 13, 2006, 06:08:37 AM
Certainly old chap.  I would appresiate some understanding here.  Could you please open your mind to the possibility of conspiracy?

i see what you're up to.  :police: unfortunately, the person you are trying to imitate would've put a comma immediately after the word "certainly."  :P

Not Crusty. He is the clown from the Simpsons.

I have spent a boatload of money on plastic surgery, I am not Crusty.
I think. Do I Really appear crusty to you?



i was talking about your cock.

"The Sun to me is dark, and as silent as the moon..."  :laugh:

So are my eyes.  Would you care to stare fondly upon them?

While your at it, will you fondle my genetalia?

is that it?  :-\ aren't you going to attempt to lure me by telling me that you want to show me some kittens?


Why all the animal talk?

You wish to know about my rooster.  Why would you say that it is crusty?
And you talk about kittens.  Or did you mean pussy?

All this talk about cock and pussy is making me horny (like a toad). 


Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: duncvis on July 13, 2006, 06:17:31 AM
You need to lay off the coke.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: purposefulinsanity on July 13, 2006, 07:03:01 AM
You need to lay off the coke.

Its pepsi that sends me loopy  :D
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Lucifer on July 13, 2006, 10:55:20 AM
red bull, here - i'm banned from drinking it in public.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Eamonn on July 13, 2006, 11:48:45 AM
What's your favourite pastime? (expect a legal response)
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 13, 2006, 05:36:18 PM
What's your favourite pastime? (expect a legal response)

Lately my favorite pasttimes includes making a glittery soap on a rope, and protecting my arse.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Merry Widow on July 17, 2006, 10:02:52 AM
Why all the animal talk?

You wish to know about my rooster.  Why would you say that it is crusty?
And you talk about kittens.  Or did you mean pussy?

All this talk about cock and pussy is making me horny (like a toad). 

"cock" is a slang word for penis; as you should know since you are currently serving a prison sentence for putting your cock in places where it shouldn't have been.  ;)
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 17, 2006, 10:29:05 AM
Why all the animal talk?

You wish to know about my rooster.  Why would you say that it is crusty?
And you talk about kittens.  Or did you mean pussy?

All this talk about cock and pussy is making me horny (like a toad). 

"cock" is a slang word for penis; as you should know since you are currently serving a prison sentence for putting your cock in places where it shouldn't have been.  ;)
A Cock a Doodle Doo.
or a Cock a Fiddle Dee.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: McGiver on July 17, 2006, 10:29:52 AM
i get it now.  your that kiddie fiddler bloke.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 23, 2006, 12:26:12 PM
red bull, here - i'm banned from drinking it in public.
Hullo good lady!

Would you be interrested in my PINK BULL.
Oh, my little danglers are a little blue.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 23, 2006, 12:29:01 PM
i get it now.  your that kiddie fiddler bloke.
I am not your bloke!

Where do you get off stating that I the GREAT GARY GLITTER are a child molester.
Fuck off!  You should be honoured to have ME, the GREAT GARY GLITTER, gracing you with my presence.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: McGiver on July 23, 2006, 12:47:09 PM
i get it now.  your that kiddie fiddler bloke.
I am not your bloke!

Where do you get off stating that I the GREAT GARY GLITTER are a child molester.
Fuck off!  You should be honoured to have ME, the GREAT GARY GLITTER, gracing you with my presence.

are you bald?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on July 23, 2006, 12:51:45 PM
i get it now.  your that kiddie fiddler bloke.
I am not your bloke!

Where do you get off stating that I the GREAT GARY GLITTER are a child molester.
Fuck off!  You should be honoured to have ME, the GREAT GARY GLITTER, gracing you with my presence.

are you bald?

PISS OFF, you incosequential  piece of regular human crap.  Do you know who I am?

Besides, I am not just a spokesman, I am a member as well. ;)

How about we start anew, matey?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: McGiver on July 23, 2006, 01:05:47 PM
sure, why not?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Lucifer on July 23, 2006, 02:20:49 PM
red bull, here - i'm banned from drinking it in public.
Hullo good lady!

Would you be interrested in my PINK BULL.
Oh, my little danglers are a little blue.

sorry, love - i'm 30 odd years too old for you.  besides, i could never have anything to do with a man who plucks his eyebrows into Spocks.

oh, and it's "juvEnile", by the way.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Draggon on July 26, 2006, 05:42:24 PM
What do you do when you need to stimulate your creativity? (besides having sex with young boys)
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Eamonn on July 26, 2006, 05:51:49 PM
What do you do when you need to stimulate your creativity? (besides having sex with young boys)

Correction. Young girls.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Merry Widow on July 27, 2006, 03:01:37 AM
What do you do when you need to stimulate your creativity? (besides having sex with young boys)

Correction. Young girls.

yeah; he's not a homo, Draggon. that would just be sick.  >:(
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Draggon on July 27, 2006, 06:23:03 PM
LMFAO
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Leto729 on September 01, 2006, 07:59:07 PM
Where is Gary Glitter today?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Calandale on April 22, 2008, 12:24:07 AM
How about you?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Callaway on April 26, 2008, 03:25:44 AM
Where is Gary Glitter today?

Still in a prison in Vietnam for having sex with 11 and 12 year old girls:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter#Vietnam_underage-sex_arrest_and_conviction

If he had been convicted of child rape, he could have gotten the death penalty.  The age of consent is 18 there.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Leto729 on April 26, 2008, 01:25:02 PM
How about you?
How about You?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Leto729 on April 26, 2008, 01:25:43 PM
Where is Gary Glitter today?

Still in a prison in Vietnam for having sex with 11 and 12 year old girls:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter#Vietnam_underage-sex_arrest_and_conviction

If he had been convicted of child rape, he could have gotten the death penalty.  The age of consent is 18 there.
Thanks for the info. :plus:
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 09, 2013, 12:51:36 PM
I'm back, McFagger. What do you say now? :smarty:
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: TheoK on May 09, 2013, 12:54:24 PM
Puto non fortis sis  :M
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 09, 2013, 01:34:05 PM
Puto non fortis sis  :M

Enough of your mumbo jumbo. English or gtfo.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: TheoK on May 09, 2013, 01:35:18 PM
Methinks you aren't brave  :orly:
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: McGiver on May 09, 2013, 05:44:08 PM
I'm back, McFagger. What do you say now? :smarty:
Are you looking for new members of your gang?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Jack on May 09, 2013, 05:45:04 PM
Welcome back.
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: bodie on May 10, 2013, 02:11:33 AM
Did you know your name is also a reference to anal sex?

as in   UP THE SHITTER
^ is it your fave passtime?
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 10, 2013, 02:17:11 AM
The shitter is the best hole  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: bodie on May 10, 2013, 02:25:37 AM
Every hole's a goal

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Gopher Gary on May 10, 2013, 02:27:10 AM
 :indeed:
Title: Re: Ask ME: Expect a Juvinile Response
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on September 09, 2014, 03:24:09 PM
Every hole's a goal

 :thumbup:

 :agreed: