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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 11, 2008, 03:53:53 PM

Title: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 11, 2008, 03:53:53 PM
I am trying not to say geek squad, because I would rather this end, even though your seriously pissing me off!

Why am I the asshole for being blunt about my feelings?  You expect me to be your punching bag, and if I am not, then I am asshole?
What did you expect, kiss your ass, while I listen to your abuse?

This includes anyone else, let go, please.

If you want to be an asshole and continue, fine, I tried my best.   I have no  regrets then, I am  very happy VERY CALMN!

Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: richard on March 11, 2008, 05:11:31 PM
 :maggie: :pizza: :rock: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 12, 2008, 10:43:03 AM
I got lots I could say, make fun of Carla to get this going, I just feel bad, I can't.
I only got like 5 hours of sleep, I know that is where its coming from, this new thought.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 12, 2008, 10:50:23 AM
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Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 12, 2008, 10:55:30 AM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: jman on March 12, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
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I got lots I could say, make fun of Carla to get this going, I just feel bad, I can't.



what do you have to say about carla?
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 12, 2008, 10:58:02 AM
/me repeats himself, Carla didn't mention her boyfriend Sean when I was flirting with her.  She infact lied, as for being a lier, no, because would implie chronic lying.  I don't know her offline though.  I only flirted with her when I was cra
zy and desperate to
 :razz:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: jman on March 12, 2008, 11:00:49 AM
lame, give me a call when you have some real material
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Christopher McCandless on March 12, 2008, 11:07:42 AM
Ozy, open up to Agony Aunt Randy. Tell him about the time you shaved your pubes, and have a good sob!! ;)
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 12, 2008, 11:09:25 AM
Actually this is the first time anybody has called me out........ever!   :green:  Now I feel I truly belong on Intensity.  This is the happiest day of my life!   :'(  <sniff> <sniff>

I would like to thank the Academy for making this day, truly a day that dreams come true.  I'd also like to thank my mother and father for having me and all the little people that helped make this day possible.

I LOVE YOU ALL!   :roses: :flasher: :thanks:

Now where's that fucking ignore button   :techprob:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 12, 2008, 11:12:05 AM
Ozy, open up to Agony Aunt Randy. Tell him about the time you shaved your pubes, and have a good sob!! ;)

Well, it was in a galaxy far far away and long long ago.................just before I had my vasectomy......... :green:  I'll give you a  :plus: for that.   :orly:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Christopher McCandless on March 12, 2008, 11:13:59 AM
Ozy, open up to Agony Aunt Randy. Tell him about the time you shaved your pubes, and have a good sob!! ;)

Well, it was in a galaxy far far away and long long ago.................just before I had my vasectomy......... :green:  I'll give you a  :plus: for that.   :orly:
Thanks :)

Did you use one of these? :P

(http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/lightsaber1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 12, 2008, 11:14:45 AM
The material is real, she had plenty of concrete was to know that I wanted her.  "You didn't have to know"
That was fuckn selfish again, this time worse.
Its the worst selfish, the kind when you can do better and you put others out.

So he can stick the saber up his butt? :laugh:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 12, 2008, 11:21:40 AM
Ozy, open up to Agony Aunt Randy. Tell him about the time you shaved your pubes, and have a good sob!! ;)

Well, it was in a galaxy far far away and long long ago.................just before I had my vasectomy......... :green:  I'll give you a  :plus: for that.   :orly:
Thanks :)

Did you use one of these? :P

(http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/lightsaber1.jpg)

Nah, just a regular shaving razor.  I'd have other uses for such a cool thing if they really existed and I had one!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 12, 2008, 11:24:17 AM
Please don't post pics of your sex life :laugh:

You gonna stick butt of razor up your ass to?
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Christopher McCandless on March 12, 2008, 11:43:21 AM
The material is real, she had plenty of concrete was to know that I wanted her.  "You didn't have to know"
That was fuckn selfish again, this time worse.
Its the worst selfish, the kind when you can do better and you put others out.

So he can stick the saber up his butt? :laugh:
Nah, up yours ;)
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 12, 2008, 01:02:13 PM
The material is real, she had plenty of concrete was to know that I wanted her.  "You didn't have to know"
That was fuckn selfish again, this time worse.
Its the worst selfish, the kind when you can do better and you put others out.

So he can stick the saber up his butt? :laugh:
Nah, up yours ;)

Don't even go there!  yeesh   :poop: :tp:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 12, 2008, 01:56:30 PM
I think the way to view this thread Ozy, is the way you would view any other. Chat normally to those around you and be aware Randy will say a lot of weird shit which don't make any sense or have any relevance. Like a benign interloper who is confused and lost. You could try to address his concerns ......but really why do it. Randy will not learn anything and I do not believe despite any of our best attempts, communicating to Randy is impossible. So what is the next best thing? Ignore him if you feel bad for him or make fun of him if you don't.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 12, 2008, 02:44:00 PM
I think the way to view this thread Ozy, is the way you would view any other. Chat normally to those around you and be aware Randy will say a lot of weird shit which don't make any sense or have any relevance. Like a benign interloper who is confused and lost. You could try to address his concerns ......but really why do it. Randy will not learn anything and I do not believe despite any of our best attempts, communicating to Randy is impossible. So what is the next best thing? Ignore him if you feel bad for him or make fun of him if you don't.


Way ahead of you....my wife read this thread earlier and couldn't understand a word that was said by him.  Or what his point was.  I DON'T feel bad for him, but, if he starts a thread like this and does his usual.............it's just too hard to pass up the opportunity and I had to say something.  As for his concerns, I and many others have addressed them.........repeatedly........it's like talking to a wall.  Your advice is good.  He is what he is and and he's here, one of the few places that would tolerate him.    Myself, I would rather keep up ignoring him and I will everyplace else on I2.  Except for the Peanut Gallery, but, I'm waiting for inspiration as to what to post there!   :laugh:

I have my limits and they do get reached from time to time, and sometimes even surpassed.   :P  But, this is MY FIRST OFFICIAL call out thread, I'm touched,......................seriously, I'm touched.............. :insane: :twitch:   :laugh:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Lucifer on March 12, 2008, 02:47:49 PM
this thread should get points for the most original call out thread ever.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 12, 2008, 03:31:05 PM
this thread should get points for the most original call out thread ever.

:LMAO:

 :plus: for that.   :laugh:  I mean the title alone is priceless!   :lol:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: richard on March 12, 2008, 03:31:59 PM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
:laugh: >:D :-* :plus:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 12, 2008, 04:24:21 PM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
:laugh: >:D :-* :plus:

Awwwww, gimme a break, richard, I'v been wiping my own ass since I was 3.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 14, 2008, 03:33:24 PM
Oh yeah, I sure never whiped mine either, I was only using potassium salts, but your a shitty nurse, so you probably don't know what I am talking about.  The pieces didn't add up, apparently you need to go back to nursing school.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 14, 2008, 03:47:33 PM
 :tumbleweed:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 14, 2008, 03:52:12 PM
Oh yeah, I sure never whiped mine either, I was only using potassium salts, but your a shitty nurse, so you probably don't know what I am talking about.  The pieces didn't add up, apparently you need to go back to nursing school.

If I'm such a shitty nurse............how come I have been working as a nurse for 19 consecutive years in hospitals, nursing homes, home health care and a high school, etc.   And you can't even handle working at McDonalds!     ::)

Oh thats right, I'm an aspie and disabled and an alcoholic.   ;)
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 14, 2008, 04:07:18 PM
Well, this isn't fun any more and obviously delusion boy is doing his normal hit and run postings.  So unless, I can come up with something original and semi-funny, I'm done with this thread.

Randy has won, I concede defeat to his awesome intellectual and moral superiority.   :violin:  Now if you'll excuse me, my colitis is acting up again and I  must go to the appropriate room and deposit a great load of knowledge for the benefit of future generations.   ;)
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Sophgay on March 14, 2008, 07:26:09 PM
Now if you'll excuse me, my colitis is acting up again
I don't know why, butI thought that said "clitoris" for a minute :laugh:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 14, 2008, 09:54:48 PM
Yes Randy epitomises. Dogged, determined stupidity. You could almost admire him, if he wasn't an oxygen thief.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 15, 2008, 07:25:11 AM
Now if you'll excuse me, my colitis is acting up again
I don't know why, butI thought that said "clitoris" for a minute :laugh:

sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell anybody.   :hide:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Phlexor on March 17, 2008, 05:25:51 AM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
:laugh: >:D :-* :plus:

Awwwww, gimme a break, richard, I'v been wiping my own ass since I was 3.   :laugh:

Show-off....

I bet you are also the kind of guy that gets out of the bath to take a shit.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 17, 2008, 05:30:26 AM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
:laugh: >:D :-* :plus:

Awwwww, gimme a break, richard, I'v been wiping my own ass since I was 3.   :laugh:

Show-off....

I bet you are also the kind of guy that gets out of the bath to take a shit.

 :plus:  :lol: Priceless imagery
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: vodz on March 17, 2008, 05:59:02 AM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
:laugh: >:D :-* :plus:

Awwwww, gimme a break, richard, I'v been wiping my own ass since I was 3.   :laugh:

Show-off....

I bet you are also the kind of guy that gets out of the bath to take a shit.

 :plus:  :lol: Priceless imagery

 :plus: phlex

and :plus: to randy for sticking up for yourself!
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 17, 2008, 03:13:32 PM
Dumbass, it was a joke,  I know you been a nurse for a long time. :laugh:

Please, and your abilify, you sound so obessed with mine, you should take it for me.  I don't have trauma disorder anymore, its clear now, I am figuring its gone for good now.  I was so much happier after it left.  You just want me on abilify so you can be more selfish, and not consider how you treat me.  Maybe if you stop to try and think about that, you might discover I don't need it.  Carla loves to see disabled people she can take care of, so she will tend to see someone as such, because its fuckn convient.  Its not convient for me, its fuckn rude.

Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: jman on March 17, 2008, 05:28:56 PM
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Carla loves to see disabled people she can take care of, so she will tend to see someone as such, because its fuckn convient.  Its not convient for me, its fuckn rude.


what does carla have to do with any of this?  :orly:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 17, 2008, 05:47:27 PM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
:laugh: >:D :-* :plus:

Awwwww, gimme a break, richard, I'v been wiping my own ass since I was 3.   :laugh:

Show-off....

I bet you are also the kind of guy that gets out of the bath to take a shit.

How did you know!!!!!!   :o   

 :laugh: :plus:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 17, 2008, 05:49:45 PM
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Carla loves to see disabled people she can take care of, so she will tend to see someone as such, because its fuckn convient.  Its not convient for me, its fuckn rude.


what does carla have to do with any of this?  :orly:

Don't ask!  Trust me, this will only de-evolve into another tangent of whatever!  Then again, QC could use the practice on her mental discipline of ignoring!   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Phlexor on March 17, 2008, 11:03:41 PM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
:laugh: >:D :-* :plus:

Awwwww, gimme a break, richard, I'v been wiping my own ass since I was 3.   :laugh:

Show-off....

I bet you are also the kind of guy that gets out of the bath to take a shit.

How did you know!!!!!!   :o   

 :laugh: :plus:

Cos ppl like you are all the same :insane:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ozymandias on March 18, 2008, 05:20:22 AM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
:laugh: >:D :-* :plus:

Awwwww, gimme a break, richard, I'v been wiping my own ass since I was 3.   :laugh:

Show-off....

I bet you are also the kind of guy that gets out of the bath to take a shit.

How did you know!!!!!!   :o   

 :laugh: :plus:

Cos ppl like you are all the same :insane:

DAMN, I thought I had concealed myself so well among you diasbled aspies.     :P
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Al Swearegen on March 18, 2008, 05:35:00 AM
Not quite, Randy.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Phlexor on March 18, 2008, 05:37:25 AM
You said you were going to ignore me :razz:

The urge to do nasty things is increasing. >:D

Your not even funny.

Go whipe your own ass, please, and I mean that on a symbolical level :laugh:
:laugh: >:D :-* :plus:

Awwwww, gimme a break, richard, I'v been wiping my own ass since I was 3.   :laugh:

Show-off....

I bet you are also the kind of guy that gets out of the bath to take a shit.

How did you know!!!!!!   :o   

 :laugh: :plus:

Cos ppl like you are all the same :insane:

DAMN, I thought I had concealed myself so well among you diasbled aspies.     :P

INFIDEL  :flames:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Lucifer on March 18, 2008, 07:17:19 AM
Dumbass, it was a joke,  I know you been a nurse for a long time. :laugh:

Please, and your abilify, you sound so obessed with mine, you should take it for me.  I don't have trauma disorder anymore, its clear now, I am figuring its gone for good now.  I was so much happier after it left.  You just want me on abilify so you can be more selfish, and not consider how you treat me.  Maybe if you stop to try and think about that, you might discover I don't need it.  Carla loves to see disabled people she can take care of, so she will tend to see someone as such, because its fuckn convient.  Its not convient for me, its fuckn rude.

how the fuck does this man boy humanoid entity breathe and wank at the same time?  gills?
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 18, 2008, 03:27:20 PM
Everything is a big fantasy isn't it?  Automatically, if don't understand something, than I am retarded then, what are you, god?  You need to realize your limitations, and strive to break them.

Not quite, Randy.

Does it hurt?, well now you know how I felt.  I only brought her up to annoy Ozy.  She lacks strenght, that is her own fault.  Got  to help yourself before you can help others.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 28, 2008, 03:33:29 PM
Seems awful strange for me to be in good standings when I am supposedly so fucked up, doesn't it Ozy?

Things seem to be going pretty well
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Phlexor on March 28, 2008, 08:52:01 PM
Seems awful strange for me to be in good standings when I am supposedly so fucked up, doesn't it Ozy?

Things seem to be going pretty well

Some people settle for less perhaps, especially when they are convinced its as good as its going to get for them. At least then they dont have to try any harder.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 29, 2008, 01:16:14 PM
There is always room for improvement.
I couldnt give a shit what you think or Ozy for that matter, you don't seem to have all the handle on your handicaps  that you could.  I did however manage to get some attention, like I planned. :laugh:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Sophgay on March 29, 2008, 01:20:02 PM
I want some attention from some hot girls
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Persona on March 29, 2008, 01:21:27 PM
I want to live in a cave.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Persona on March 29, 2008, 01:21:52 PM
Wait, this should go somewhere else.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 29, 2008, 01:25:40 PM
Earn it, that is one definite way to get more than you are now.

For some reason, weither it be hormonal signals my body was giving off or something, when I was eating lots of junk, I wasn't getting as much attention from the women.  I am not a real big weight gainer, even now, just a bit of my own effort with exercise, and I can eat whatever I want. ( but I would be pushing it close, still I could  gain more protection if I did it another way, without eating less, exercising more, or taking pills >:D)  Maybe its something I was goind differently, as I didn't feel so good about myself, as I do now :wanker: :wanker:

My pants fit better, however I don't know if that is a good thing, they were already annoying me before.  Some are wripped, from getting caught in my bike.  My bathingsuit falls off real easy to,  Jen said cute. :laugh: :wanker:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Persona on March 29, 2008, 01:27:29 PM
Randy, you rule.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Calandale on March 29, 2008, 09:26:00 PM
:LMAO:

That he does.
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on March 31, 2008, 02:45:58 PM
It takes a strong person to admit stuff, apparently you are not that.

I see I didn't get Ozy's attention.  Its kind of funny though, I am doing this low calorie diet, and the ones that picking on me seem to be in a worse mood more frequently than me. :laugh:  You don't really hear me making depressed wanker statements,  because I got my system.  I beat theirs to :laugh:  I have to admit, the time off paxil was tough for awhile, but amazingly I figured it out, and I still feel great, ha hah!  Yeah amazingly, as it is supposed to be difficult considering my dx.  Those that gave me my dx should go get some brains :laugh:
Title: Re: Ozy open to me
Post by: Calandale on March 31, 2008, 05:56:55 PM
It takes a strong person to admit stuff, apparently you are not that.

I shan't admit YOUR stuff in me,
no matter how much you beg. :zoinks: