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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 02:23:08 AM

Title: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 02:23:08 AM
The sort of bullying you see at the place I mentioned carried-out by people of superior intelligence for the purpose of amusing themselves at the expense of others


he said that and so much more.  i have no special evil powers and he is a member here.
i call ascan.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Postperson on June 29, 2006, 02:31:03 AM
huh?

I thought they introduced a special 'gag' clause (like they can gag anyone they don't like) over at the neighbours just to shut ascan up.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on June 29, 2006, 02:34:20 AM
He is being very clever how he phrases his taunts and deliberate twists of reality, so as to tiptoe along the boundary of the TOS. He lacks your bottle Postie.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 02:41:32 AM
He is being very clever how he phrases his taunts and deliberate twists of reality, so as to tiptoe along the boundary of the TOS. He lacks your bottle Postie.

actually his clever brand of communication almost seems NT to me.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Draggon on June 29, 2006, 07:37:22 AM
where is he posting nowadays ???
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 07:46:05 AM
sniping at OTS.
he is gutless.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Draggon on June 29, 2006, 07:57:57 AM
Yeah, the soccer/wrestling fan analogy fits perfectly.
Stand behind the banisters and scream and stroke your ego, knowing full well that you're in no real danger because the real players can't give you the kick in the balls you deserve if they step past the barrier.

Just remember folks you can get as mean as you want over here and he won't react.
He'll just label you as a "bully" and nag and bitch and moan because thats all he knows how to do, hiding behind his veil of percieve morality.
So feel free to call him a cunt, a shit licker, a subhuman coward or whatever you like cos it'll make you feel better and will just feed his martyr complex
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 08:09:46 AM
it will also feed the theory of him having true backbone.

i could put all sorts of links up to the wronged, where there really are people who need someone to act like their hero, but i haven't seen him do any advocating.

this is simpoly for his amusemesment because he is lonely.

he is imagining victims and begging for sympathy for his cause.

he has a need to prove himself right and will wait, and wait wand wait intil one crumb falls his way, and he will put it on the beat it to death.

make no mistake, this is all about ascan and nobody else.  i have bitch slapped him all over the boards for his petty actions.  he has ran away to fight another day.  i would like to see this to completion.

i love you, ascan.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2006, 09:07:38 AM
ascan's probably terrified of you in case you tell him you love him.

ah.

erm...
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 11:16:00 AM
but i lurve him, because he is a person who struggles with AS difficulties, just like i do.

we should all lurve one another.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2006, 11:29:41 AM
why has someone edited my post?  i thought we'd stopped all that sort of fucking stupidity?
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Peter on June 29, 2006, 11:38:03 AM
This post?

ascan's probably terrified of you in case you tell him you muff him.

ah.

erm...

What was it originally?

Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Merry Widow on June 29, 2006, 11:44:52 AM
why has someone edited my post?  i thought we'd stopped all that sort of fucking stupidity?

due to new moderation rules on Intensity, myself and my fellow dictator - Eamonn - have decided to impose censorship on the word        "l-o-v-e." we feel it is necessary in order to safeguard the morality of the membership.  :police:
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 11:52:10 AM
then i lurve you.
and ascan, and all.

want me to get creative each day?

id lurve to accept the challenge.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Leto729 on June 29, 2006, 02:33:37 PM
I thought You where a loveable muff.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 02:45:44 PM
i amore you>
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Lucifer on June 29, 2006, 03:12:21 PM
http://www.mattsmusicpage.com/111/sounds/rndarse.htm
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on June 29, 2006, 03:14:59 PM
LMFAO...  >:D
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: odeon on June 29, 2006, 03:47:26 PM
It's a pity that he won't accept a challenge. It doesn't have to be here, it could be on the freaking D-Link router forum for all I care (and wouldn't that be a sight), but it should happen SOMEWHERE.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 03:49:46 PM
It's a pity that he won't accept a challenge. It doesn't have to be here, it could be on the freaking D-Link router forum for all I care (and wouldn't that be a sight), but it should happen SOMEWHERE.

agreed, and aspie trash would be a good venue for it.

he doesn't really care that he is looking like a cad.  he is getting narcissistic pleasure from denying us or any ione of us the opportunity.
he knows he is a petty little man.  he accepts his flaws.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Callaway on June 29, 2006, 03:51:06 PM
I don't think it will happen.  I had a great deal of respect for Ascan for having the courage to speak his mind regardless of the personal consequences to himself, but now I wonder if he would rather snipe from the sidelines than actually do something about it.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 03:53:31 PM
even at the height of his rock star type celebrity, he was a mere pawn.
he knows who he is.
i dont think there is much substance there.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: QuirkyCarla on June 29, 2006, 04:13:46 PM
What a coward. McJ isn't even an admin here anymore, and he still won't post.  :laugh:
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 04:19:52 PM
i think his clever plan is to wait til i'm gone, then respond, then claim i am the coward.
yellow belly.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: odeon on June 29, 2006, 04:49:02 PM
I have no problem with Ascan not willing to face the challenge here. Intensity is a lot of things but it's not a neutral venue. It can't be, with all its history. Aspie Trash might be, or Kevv's place, but that's something Ascan would have to comment on.

As for waiting until you're gone, McJ, I don't think so. Think of it in this way: if he did pop up, would you have the strength to stay away?
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 29, 2006, 05:01:40 PM
if only so i dont feed his narcissistic control issues.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: odeon on June 30, 2006, 01:41:36 AM
Consider this: You make a tear-filled exit, we all stand there waving at the door, and you explain that now you're a family man. No more of this Aspie boards shit.

A week later, Ascan posts. "Hey, McJagger, I'm here. I know I wasn't going to post here but I need to protect the potential Will Freuds here, I need to attack the ruling elite for the silent majority. Take your best shot or be a coward forever. What's the matter? Are you afraid of me?"

He starts a thread in callouts. Pretty soon, there are two dozen replies. Then a newbie or two registers, sees that here's a callout, there are issues, there are all kinds of accusations flying around, but this yellowbelly called McJ is nowhere to be seen. The newbies don't know who he is, obviously; for them, he's just some guy who refuses to accept the challenge.

What would you do?  ;D
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on June 30, 2006, 05:26:50 AM
i am sure that shima, eamonn, omeaga or pyraxis will email me.

i will have one of them contact peegai and ask him to pull one of his famous hello pot/kettle bits.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 10:44:39 AM
hello guest.  who are you afraid of?
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 10:52:53 AM
You're goading a yahoo bot, McJ... :LMAO:
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 10:54:24 AM
You're goading a yahoo bot, McJ... :LMAO:

i don't care, i am bored, i will take on anybody or anything.

wanna go a few rounds duncshit?
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 11:18:46 AM
go for it McFagger!
/me sings; 'So ya wanna be a boxer, in the golden ring...' :boxers:
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 11:22:28 AM
your hair looks stupid and your mama dresses you funny.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 11:24:04 AM
your mama looks stupid, and FYI mullets were fucking moronic twenty years ago. :LMAO:
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 11:27:38 AM
who has a mullet? dick cheese!
my hair is one length, the size of your dick cubed; about eight inches.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 11:34:37 AM
what, 8" x 8" x 8"? thats just fucking weird.  :green:

and mine isn't on my forehead.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 11:37:40 AM
what, 8" x 8" x 8"? thats just fucking weird.  :green:

and mine isn't on my forehead.

i heard you were part black, i assumed it was the lower half.
you would be surprised at how a penis on your forehead allows you to pleasure several girls at once.

now, back to the matter at hand:
your so fat, i heard that they had to butter the tub in order to get you out of it.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 11:54:08 AM
they had to butter it first to get me into it, actually.  :eyebrows:

you're so fat, your arse cheeks have separate zip codes.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 12:04:58 PM
they had to butter it first to get me into it, actually.  :eyebrows:

you're so fat, your arse cheeks have separate zip codes.

(http://www.atlasgeo.net/FOTW/images/i/ie~pmsl.gif)


i hear you have premature ejaculation problems.
"i am sorry honey, it happens to all guys."
yeah, but not everytime you put on a condom.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 12:10:31 PM
You swore you wouldn't tell. I'm never fucking you again!  :'(
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 12:12:02 PM
that is fine, it wasn't much of a ride anyways.

from now on i will be the machoman and you will be the bitch, be0otch.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 12:17:59 PM
You didn't say please.

/me cockdrops McJagger with mighty dick-cube  :slap:
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 12:21:35 PM
(http://www.extremescience.com/images/dead-anaconda.jpg)


that is me, handling you!
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: Eamonn on November 23, 2006, 12:27:59 PM
Ascan's afraid of his own shadow so of course an Umpa-Lumpa would be frightening to him.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 12:30:44 PM
(http://pestilence.short-b.us/images/blog/whinylittlebitch.jpg)

gotta love the tan lines.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 12:31:52 PM
Ascan's afraid of his own shadow so of course an Umpa-Lumpa would be frightening to him.
someone tell him that paranoia will destroy ya.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 12:32:34 PM
(http://pestilence.short-b.us/images/blog/whinylittlebitch.jpg)

gotta love the tan lines.

she's hawt.  mind if i give it a whirl?
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 12:40:58 PM
Sure, McChickenfucker.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 12:44:06 PM
When i run out of mcnuggets to fuck:

(http://static.flickr.com/30/59482930_70c176236d_m.jpg)


can you see your foot?
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 12:46:16 PM
Now if you'd let me lube it before you sat on it all that blood could have been avoided.  >:D
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 12:49:01 PM
i wasn't going to allow you to hawk a loogie and apply it to my arse.
you could have used your semen though, since you have that little problem.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 12:50:41 PM
chicken grease, maybe?  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 12:52:16 PM
chicken grease, maybe?  :eyebrows:

one more chance.  will you be able to keep it hard, or does it make your head spin and you feel faint.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 12:55:22 PM
It'll stay hard without any bother, but will take some pumping up. Thats where your DSL's come in.  :squit:
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 12:58:33 PM
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/202000/202484tyBX_w.jpg)

wow, its huge!
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 01:12:35 PM
This is now the gheyest thread on the site. Lets kiss and make up. :hug:
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 01:23:42 PM
This is now the gheyest thread on the site. Lets kiss and make up. :hug:

its emo time.  so close your eyes and pucker up.

btw- i never even imagined that jessica alba could look so hideous.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 02:22:01 PM
/me relents and gives McJ his contact lenses back  :-*

Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: McGiver on November 23, 2006, 02:34:38 PM
/me relents and gives McJ his contact lenses back  :-*



http://images.google.com/images?q=jessica+albas+lips&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off


sorry, i hate when that happens.
Title: Re: ascan is afraid of mcj
Post by: duncvis on November 23, 2006, 03:24:31 PM
hahaha, looks like a bushbaby with allergies...  :green: