INTENSITY²
Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Rabbit From Hell on February 10, 2008, 11:31:47 PM
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One... Two... Three...
BAM!!!!
The world may never know.
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You could do with a buck shot-to-the-face, might improve it.
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
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You could do with a buck shot-to-the-face, might improve it.
eat shit ass face
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
Sadly, I'm immortal.
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
Derrr, Cal is undead!
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fucker beat me :grrr:
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
Sadly, I'm immortal.
But not invincible. And you still feel pain. And your brains being gone means you're not going to be doing any serious thinking in the near future.
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Actions speak louder than words ahayes: go fuck yourself.
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
Sadly, I'm immortal.
But not invincible. And you still feel pain. And your brains being gone means you're not going to be doing any serious thinking in the near future.
I dunno. Getting run over by a train
twice didn't seem to do much harm.
I'm really not too convinced.
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
Sadly, I'm immortal.
Then I guess Ahayes will have to take your head instead of shooting you, Calandale.
:zoinks:
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
Sadly, I'm immortal.
Then I guess Ahayes will have to take your head instead of shooting you, Calandale.
:zoinks:
In which hole?
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
Sadly, I'm immortal.
Then I guess Ahayes will have to take your head instead of shooting you, Calandale.
:zoinks:
In which hole?
She was suggesting Highlander style decapitation. You know she wasn't referring to your penis.
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She was suggesting Highlander style decapitation. You know she wasn't referring to your penis.
Do people have to pay you to be so boring?
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She was suggesting Highlander style decapitation. You know she wasn't referring to your penis.
Do people have to pay you to be so boring?
No, they have to pay me to not be boring. I am here to entertain myself, not you.
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You must be easily entertained, if writing
that gave you any pleasure.
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You must be easily entertained, if writing
that gave you any pleasure.
It gave me no pleasure, actually. What gives me pleasure is knowing that I probably bore you to tears. I might even bore people into being apathetic enough to sign off. That would be fantastic.
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/me shoves mailed fist so deep up ahayes' ass that he orgasms while dying.
I just shot you in the face you faggot, you can't do any of that shit.
Sadly, I'm immortal.
Then I guess Ahayes will have to take your head instead of shooting you, Calandale.
:zoinks:
In which hole?
She was suggesting Highlander style decapitation. You know she wasn't referring to your penis.
Yes, exactly. It's the only way to kill an Immortal.
Thanks, Alex.
:plus:
(http://www.americanvision.org/images2/Highlander.jpg)
In the 1986 film, Highlander, the main character is a member of a race of men that are immortal.
The only way that they can die is by being decapitated. Because of this, the immortals always fight with swords.
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Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.
Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.
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Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.
Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.
That was about 1/10th as clever as you think it was. The race of immortals in Highlander weren't capitalized either. Would not make a difference as she was making a joke with a reference you are either pretending not to get, or ignoring. We see your head every time you post a picture, seems very easy to remove to me. The only wonder is how much it would weigh and how much blood would spill after it was removed.
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Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.
Your head shouldn't be too difficult to find if someone was dedicated to finding it, Calandale.
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Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.
Your head shouldn't be too difficult to find if someone was dedicated to finding it, Calandale.
Wanna root around in ma pants for it? :eyebrows:
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Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.
Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.
that's easy - look up your arse.
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Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.
Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.
that's easy - look up your arse.
:lol:
:plus:
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Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.
Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.
that's easy - look up your arse.
Proctological fantasies often?
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Notice, I didn't capitalize the 'i' in immortal.
Plus, to remove my 'head' one would have to find it.
that's easy - look up your arse.
Proctological fantasies often?
too predictable for words.
go away, cal - you're wasting oxygen a cockroach could use.
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
Guillotine instead perhaps?
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
Guillotine instead perhaps?
;)
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i can pull down my pants and shoot a half dozen poopie pellets in his face.
ratatatatatat.
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
Guillotine instead perhaps?
Too painless.
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
Guillotine instead perhaps?
Too painless.
We could coat you in flaming napalm first.
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
Guillotine instead perhaps?
Too painless.
We could coat you in flaming napalm first.
Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
Guillotine instead perhaps?
Too painless.
We could coat you in flaming napalm first.
Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.
That's why we're welding chains to you first.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztc0O2bc_sU
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
Guillotine instead perhaps?
Too painless.
We could coat you in flaming napalm first.
Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.
That's why we're welding chains to you first.
Have to attempt cold welding.
But, still, metal is of the earth.
Not likely.
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
Guillotine instead perhaps?
Too painless.
We could coat you in flaming napalm first.
Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.
That's why we're welding chains to you first.
Have to attempt cold welding.
But, still, metal is of the earth.
Not likely.
I will just open a dimensional portal around your midsection then close it. That will leave part of you in one dimension and the other part in another, effectively cutting you in half. That might do the trick.
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I don't think we should shoot calandale
Guillotine instead perhaps?
Too painless.
We could coat you in flaming napalm first.
Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.
That's why we're welding chains to you first.
Have to attempt cold welding.
But, still, metal is of the earth.
Not likely.
I will just open a dimensional portal around your midsection then close it. That will leave part of you in one dimension and the other part in another, effectively cutting you in half. That might do the trick.
Never tried that. It MIGHT make more of me though. :o
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This made me laugh.