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Title: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Calandale on February 10, 2008, 11:01:41 PM: Well?
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: vodz on February 10, 2008, 11:12:49 PM: Filth!
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Calandale on February 10, 2008, 11:13:43 PM: We know that's a yes, from you. :laugh:
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: vodz on February 10, 2008, 11:28:33 PM: Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:13:43 PM
We know that's a yes, from you. :laugh:
Dog: yes. Cat: no.
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on February 10, 2008, 11:29:52 PM: Quote from: Dr. Vodka on February 10, 2008, 11:28:33 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:13:43 PM
We know that's a yes, from you. :laugh:
Dog: yes. Cat: no.

You jacked off a dog, you sick freak.
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: vodz on February 10, 2008, 11:31:01 PM: Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 10, 2008, 11:29:52 PM
Quote from: Dr. Vodka on February 10, 2008, 11:28:33 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 10, 2008, 11:13:43 PM
We know that's a yes, from you. :laugh:
Dog: yes. Cat: no.

You jacked off a dog, you sick freak.

I didn't finish him off so I don't think it counts.
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Calandale on February 10, 2008, 11:35:23 PM: Just means you're a lame fuck
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: vodz on February 10, 2008, 11:41:43 PM: He was playing hard to get, strangely. I was trying to give him payback because he always tries to hump me.

It was a friend's dog. For some reason my parents never allowed pets. ??? ;)
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Calandale on February 10, 2008, 11:56:00 PM: Quote from: Dr. Vodka on February 10, 2008, 11:41:43 PM
He was playing hard to get, strangely. I was trying to give him payback because he always tries to hump me.

And..that would work you up,
without getting you off?
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Gluey on February 11, 2008, 02:31:20 AM: 400th post! bestiality is very, very inappropriate. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 02:33:54 AM: I take it that means you haven't done your
rat either?
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Dexter Morgan on February 11, 2008, 02:34:43 AM: no
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 11, 2008, 06:21:53 AM: I heard an "urban legend" about sexual use for gerbils. I think it must be anatomically impossible but.....if ny of you believe it is true I would laugh my arse off if you can confirm it to anything closer than "you heard from a friend of a friend of someone who went to school with a distant cousin of a......"
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 06:22:45 AM: do you mean taping, and shoving up your ass?

I know people who've done it.
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 11, 2008, 06:32:35 AM: :laugh:

That is the funniest filthiest thing I have heard for a while.
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 06:33:07 AM: So...what use did you hear of? ???
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Post by: Soph on February 11, 2008, 06:33:29 AM: <insert unfunny pussy joke here>
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Al Swearegen on February 11, 2008, 07:15:14 AM: Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 06:33:07 AM
So...what use did you hear of? ???

Yeah that. Insertion by way of tube or pipe or some such. I was commenting on the proximity of relationship to you to these perverts.
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Calandale on February 11, 2008, 11:56:51 PM: Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on February 11, 2008, 07:15:14 AM
I was commenting on the proximity of relationship to you to these perverts.

Pretty common, in certain circles.
I don't like the fact that they kill
the poor thing, for lulz.
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Pyraxis on February 11, 2008, 11:59:25 PM: Yes, but my mother made me stop.
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Squidusa on September 24, 2011, 01:32:05 PM: Bumped for sheer hilarity. :zoinks: :vibe: :santa:
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 24, 2011, 01:33:48 PM: Quote from: Sea Tart on September 24, 2011, 01:32:05 PM
Bumped for sheer hilarity. :zoinks: :vibe: :santa:

I knew it was you bumping it, you evil little sea monster! :cthulhu:
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Squidusa on September 24, 2011, 01:41:00 PM: Quote from: couldbecousin on September 24, 2011, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: Sea Tart on September 24, 2011, 01:32:05 PM
Bumped for sheer hilarity. :zoinks: :vibe: :santa:

I knew it was you bumping it, you evil little sea monster! :cthulhu:

:angel:
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: Arya Quinn on February 05, 2015, 06:33:58 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/LreaD8N.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever masturbated a cat?
Post by: RageBeoulve on February 10, 2015, 04:57:19 PM: Fucking cal.