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Title: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 25, 2007, 06:32:30 PM
A piece from my Mega Block set and it looks like a penis don't you think. I can't believe they made these for toddlers  :laugh:
First the movie and now this. I wonder if the toy company is going to get lot of complaints.

I keep pretending it's a penis and I'm inserting it in and out of me for pretend. My boyfriend keeps joking I am getting off on the toys. I never thought about having sex with toys till now.





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Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: SovaNu on December 25, 2007, 06:33:57 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: SovaNu on December 25, 2007, 06:34:42 PM
yes it looks like a penis.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Soph on December 25, 2007, 06:37:50 PM
they seem to do this a lot

i read about them weird vibrating harry potter broomsticks that they had to stop selling or something because people's older sisters were using them  :orly:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: SovaNu on December 25, 2007, 06:43:10 PM
and thinking of Harry Potter. :zoinks: lmao
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: vodz on December 25, 2007, 06:45:28 PM
I never thought about having sex with toys till now.





Maybe you should!
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Soph on December 25, 2007, 06:45:50 PM
(http://bigtit.maturesexmodels.com/wp-content/photos/Tits.jpg)
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Calandale on December 25, 2007, 07:14:44 PM
Oh look,
it's harry potter's
penis.  :laugh:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Mr Smith on December 25, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Tesla on December 25, 2007, 07:22:50 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
You're sexy when you talk dirty.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Parts on December 25, 2007, 07:24:50 PM
you have to plus her for her shamelessness and willing to post anything on her mind  :plus:
now how about some action pics
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Peter on December 25, 2007, 07:32:04 PM
Yes, lets see a demonstration of you innocently playing with it.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Dexter Morgan on December 25, 2007, 07:32:09 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
My drawers only have one penis in them.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Calandale on December 25, 2007, 07:32:27 PM
We need pics of halle playing with toys too.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Natalia Evans on December 25, 2007, 07:32:47 PM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.



Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.


I said it looked like a penis. You must not have read it right.  :yawn:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Peter on December 25, 2007, 07:37:13 PM
Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.

I prefer you when you're penetrating yourself with random objects.  Please demonstrate this side of yourself to us in more detail.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Mr Smith on December 25, 2007, 07:38:26 PM
Yes I did read it, and no, I don't think it looks like a penis. I think it looks like one of those barber shop poles.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Soph on December 25, 2007, 07:42:02 PM
i have come across ;people in life (and on here  :laugh: ) who just have very dirty minds. to them, everything looks like a penis/vagina :P

maybe SG is just one of those people  :orly:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Parts on December 25, 2007, 07:43:28 PM
We can't help it have pity on us and entertain us with photos :eyebrows:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Soph on December 25, 2007, 07:46:58 PM
do you want to see harrry potter's penis?  :P
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Parts on December 25, 2007, 07:52:57 PM
I'd look can't help it I got a dirty mind and a perverted sense of humor oh by the way is it tattooed :eyebrows:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 25, 2007, 07:59:13 PM
I just hope my penis is never that colour
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Calandale on December 25, 2007, 08:11:43 PM
i have come across ;people in life (and on here  :laugh: ) who just have very dirty minds. to them, everything looks like a penis/vagina :P

maybe SG is just one of those people  :orly:

The girl wants to stick fluorescent lights
in her twat. This is a step up.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 25, 2007, 08:45:56 PM
Yes, lets see a demonstration of you innocently playing with it.

....and post it on the "Christmas Photos" thread.....Nothing more Christmasy than a Christmas tree, opened presents and a lady fucking herself silly with a random object.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Peter on December 26, 2007, 01:24:25 AM
I keep pretending it's a penis and I'm inserting it in and out of me for pretend. My boyfriend keeps joking I am getting off on the toys. I never thought about having sex with toys till now.

Your boyfriend must have a really dirty mind to think that you're getting off on it when you're sliding it in and out of your vagina.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on December 26, 2007, 02:40:44 AM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.

One too many centipedes in your vagina today?
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: SovaNu on December 26, 2007, 06:47:25 AM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.



Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.


I said it looked like a penis. You must not have read it right.  :yawn:

yeah who's penii do you have in your drawer, Hale? :P random one night stands who woke up to a surprise? :P
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Calandale on December 26, 2007, 10:28:47 AM
I keep pretending it's a penis and I'm inserting it in and out of me for pretend. My boyfriend keeps joking I am getting off on the toys. I never thought about having sex with toys till now.

Your boyfriend must have a really dirty mind to think that you're getting off on it when you're sliding it in and out of your vagina.
:plus: :lol:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Gluey on December 27, 2007, 02:16:22 AM
Wow Spokane thats cool! i need a toy like that!
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 27, 2007, 04:28:16 AM
Oh Muthafucker.

Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.



Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.


I said it looked like a penis. You must not have read it right.  :yawn:

yeah who's penii do you have in your drawer, Hale? :P random one night stands who woke up to a surprise? :P

That was quite funny and a little scary.

That had to be worth  :plus:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: SovaNu on December 27, 2007, 05:48:30 AM
thankyew. :toporly:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 27, 2007, 06:56:01 AM
I would prefer a toy that looked like a penis than a penis that looked like a toy
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Peter on December 27, 2007, 07:41:27 AM
Wow Spokane thats cool! i need a toy like that!

They make special ones for the purpose.  No need to use plastic construction blocks.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: SovaNu on December 27, 2007, 09:16:05 AM
Spokane post a picture of you fucking it.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Calandale on December 27, 2007, 10:13:59 AM
Or one of you fucking your bf with it.  :laugh:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Peter on December 27, 2007, 10:23:30 AM
I'd rather see her boyfriend fucking her with it.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Alex179 on December 27, 2007, 12:23:04 PM
Spokane post a picture of you fucking it.
Yeah, do that. 

We don't need to have the boyfriend in the photograph.   Doesn't matter either way though, as long as someone gets fucked by it and posts the pic on teh internets.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: auntyjack on January 16, 2008, 08:37:49 PM
they seem to do this a lot

i read about them weird vibrating harry potter broomsticks that they had to stop selling or something because people's older sisters were using them  :orly:
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does that mean they are going to have to stop selling electric toothbrushes because people turn them around and use them for pleasure on other body parts?

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Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Parts on January 16, 2008, 09:13:50 PM
Anybody remember the ET fingers that lit up?
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Binty on October 17, 2011, 02:52:01 PM
Why oh why did I follow Adam here  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Adam on October 17, 2011, 02:52:41 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Natalia Evans on October 17, 2011, 03:00:55 PM
I remember this thread. Then I got less active on here for some reason. Hale Bopp was sure a bitch then. Then she grew up and got nice.


But why the hell did I post it in the free for all instead of in the sex mature section?
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:02:09 PM
because it belongs in the IMMATURE sex section







































haha!


Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Phallacy on October 17, 2011, 03:09:14 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:10:48 PM
yeh they might get lost

and remember when people say don't be embarrassed about things in front of doctors, that's bullshit. they will still laugh and take the piss afterwards
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Phallacy on October 17, 2011, 03:12:33 PM
Something might get "lost" alright. I heard about a chick who used a carrot as a dildo, it cut a hole in the wall of her vagina and it killed her. :zoinks:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Binty on October 17, 2011, 03:16:52 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Natalia Evans on October 17, 2011, 03:32:04 PM
because it belongs in the IMMATURE sex section



Maybe they should make that a new section.
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 17, 2011, 03:44:22 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

Only the highest quality plastic toys for Penty's vagina  :M
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Adam on October 17, 2011, 03:52:05 PM
lol
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Squidusa on October 17, 2011, 04:18:41 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Phallacy on October 17, 2011, 04:28:38 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

Only the highest quality plastic toys for Penty's vagina  :M

You meant anus, right? Right?!? >:(
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Binty on October 17, 2011, 04:29:34 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:

I forgot all about that  :lol:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 17, 2011, 04:31:25 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

Only the highest quality plastic toys for Penty's vagina  :M

You meant anus, right? Right?!? >:(

Whatever floats yer boat
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Squidusa on October 17, 2011, 04:32:44 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:

I forgot all about that  :lol:

Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here.  :laugh:

I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer.  :lol:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 17, 2011, 04:33:30 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:

I forgot all about that  :lol:

Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here.  :laugh:

I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer.  :lol:

Link?
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Squidusa on October 17, 2011, 04:46:28 PM
I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.

You'd be surprised.

Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:

I forgot all about that  :lol:

Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here.  :laugh:

I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer.  :lol:

Link?

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,12418.0.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,12418.0.html)
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Adam on October 17, 2011, 05:04:27 PM
in manchester recently me and Matt saw a dog carrying a lucozade bottle
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Squidusa on October 17, 2011, 05:06:34 PM
in manchester recently me and Matt saw a dog carrying a lucozade bottle

In it's mouth?  :orly:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Adam on October 17, 2011, 05:07:00 PM
yeh hopefully it hadnt been up anyone's arse or in anyones vaginanar
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Squidusa on October 17, 2011, 05:08:43 PM
Well I suppose if that was the case the dog might have had something with a bit of extra flavour.  :P  :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: A toy that look's like a penis
Post by: Callaway on October 17, 2011, 06:40:18 PM
Something might get "lost" alright. I heard about a chick who used a carrot as a dildo, it cut a hole in the wall of her vagina and it killed her. :zoinks:

I saw that on 1000 Ways to Die.  There was a sharp edge on the carrot when she peeled it.  It cut her vagina like you said and she died of an air embolism.