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Start here => Free For ALL => Topic started by: Natalia Evans on December 25, 2007, 06:32:30 PM
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A piece from my Mega Block set and it looks like a penis don't you think. I can't believe they made these for toddlers :laugh:
First the movie and now this. I wonder if the toy company is going to get lot of complaints.
I keep pretending it's a penis and I'm inserting it in and out of me for pretend. My boyfriend keeps joking I am getting off on the toys. I never thought about having sex with toys till now.
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:laugh:
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yes it looks like a penis.
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they seem to do this a lot
i read about them weird vibrating harry potter broomsticks that they had to stop selling or something because people's older sisters were using them :orly:
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and thinking of Harry Potter. :zoinks: lmao
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I never thought about having sex with toys till now.
Maybe you should!
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(http://bigtit.maturesexmodels.com/wp-content/photos/Tits.jpg)
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Oh look,
it's harry potter's
penis. :laugh:
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Oh Muthafucker.
Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
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Oh Muthafucker.
Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
You're sexy when you talk dirty.
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you have to plus her for her shamelessness and willing to post anything on her mind :plus:
now how about some action pics
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Yes, lets see a demonstration of you innocently playing with it.
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Oh Muthafucker.
Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
My drawers only have one penis in them.
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We need pics of halle playing with toys too.
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Oh Muthafucker.
Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.
I said it looked like a penis. You must not have read it right. :yawn:
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Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.
I prefer you when you're penetrating yourself with random objects. Please demonstrate this side of yourself to us in more detail.
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Yes I did read it, and no, I don't think it looks like a penis. I think it looks like one of those barber shop poles.
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i have come across ;people in life (and on here :laugh: ) who just have very dirty minds. to them, everything looks like a penis/vagina :P
maybe SG is just one of those people :orly:
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We can't help it have pity on us and entertain us with photos :eyebrows:
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do you want to see harrry potter's penis? :P
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I'd look can't help it I got a dirty mind and a perverted sense of humor oh by the way is it tattooed :eyebrows:
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I just hope my penis is never that colour
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i have come across ;people in life (and on here :laugh: ) who just have very dirty minds. to them, everything looks like a penis/vagina :P
maybe SG is just one of those people :orly:
The girl wants to stick fluorescent lights
in her twat. This is a step up.
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Yes, lets see a demonstration of you innocently playing with it.
....and post it on the "Christmas Photos" thread.....Nothing more Christmasy than a Christmas tree, opened presents and a lady fucking herself silly with a random object.
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I keep pretending it's a penis and I'm inserting it in and out of me for pretend. My boyfriend keeps joking I am getting off on the toys. I never thought about having sex with toys till now.
Your boyfriend must have a really dirty mind to think that you're getting off on it when you're sliding it in and out of your vagina.
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Oh Muthafucker.
Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
One too many centipedes in your vagina today?
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Oh Muthafucker.
Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.
I said it looked like a penis. You must not have read it right. :yawn:
yeah who's penii do you have in your drawer, Hale? :P random one night stands who woke up to a surprise? :P
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I keep pretending it's a penis and I'm inserting it in and out of me for pretend. My boyfriend keeps joking I am getting off on the toys. I never thought about having sex with toys till now.
Your boyfriend must have a really dirty mind to think that you're getting off on it when you're sliding it in and out of your vagina.
:plus: :lol:
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Wow Spokane thats cool! i need a toy like that!
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Oh Muthafucker.
Whats with your shit threads? If that's a penis, I had a whole draw full of penises as a kid. It doesn't even have any fucking balls.
Would you rather have me talk about Benny & Joon and Spokane? I can always go back to that and be this sweet innocent little girl again instead of some grown up who can talk dirty too.
I said it looked like a penis. You must not have read it right. :yawn:
yeah who's penii do you have in your drawer, Hale? :P random one night stands who woke up to a surprise? :P
That was quite funny and a little scary.
That had to be worth :plus:
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thankyew. :toporly:
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I would prefer a toy that looked like a penis than a penis that looked like a toy
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Wow Spokane thats cool! i need a toy like that!
They make special ones for the purpose. No need to use plastic construction blocks.
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Spokane post a picture of you fucking it.
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Or one of you fucking your bf with it. :laugh:
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I'd rather see her boyfriend fucking her with it.
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Spokane post a picture of you fucking it.
Yeah, do that.
We don't need to have the boyfriend in the photograph. Doesn't matter either way though, as long as someone gets fucked by it and posts the pic on teh internets.
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they seem to do this a lot
i read about them weird vibrating harry potter broomsticks that they had to stop selling or something because people's older sisters were using them :orly:
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does that mean they are going to have to stop selling electric toothbrushes because people turn them around and use them for pleasure on other body parts?
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Anybody remember the ET fingers that lit up?
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Why oh why did I follow Adam here :zombiefuck:
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hahaha
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I remember this thread. Then I got less active on here for some reason. Hale Bopp was sure a bitch then. Then she grew up and got nice.
But why the hell did I post it in the free for all instead of in the sex mature section?
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because it belongs in the IMMATURE sex section
haha!
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
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yeh they might get lost
and remember when people say don't be embarrassed about things in front of doctors, that's bullshit. they will still laugh and take the piss afterwards
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Something might get "lost" alright. I heard about a chick who used a carrot as a dildo, it cut a hole in the wall of her vagina and it killed her. :zoinks:
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
You'd be surprised.
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because it belongs in the IMMATURE sex section
Maybe they should make that a new section.
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
Only the highest quality plastic toys for Penty's vagina :M
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lol
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
You'd be surprised.
Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
Only the highest quality plastic toys for Penty's vagina :M
You meant anus, right? Right?!? >:(
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
You'd be surprised.
Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:
I forgot all about that :lol:
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
Only the highest quality plastic toys for Penty's vagina :M
You meant anus, right? Right?!? >:(
Whatever floats yer boat
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
You'd be surprised.
Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:
I forgot all about that :lol:
Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here. :laugh:
I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer. :lol:
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
You'd be surprised.
Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:
I forgot all about that :lol:
Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here. :laugh:
I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer. :lol:
Link?
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I don't think it's safe to insert cheap plastic toys in your vagina.
You'd be surprised.
Yes according to what you posted in the newsbox aeons ago , lucozade bottles make good sex toys. :rofl:
I forgot all about that :lol:
Possibly one of the funniest threads I've read on here. :laugh:
I actually saved the pics you were planning to use as part of your "protest" on my computer. :lol:
Link?
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,12418.0.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,12418.0.html)
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in manchester recently me and Matt saw a dog carrying a lucozade bottle
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in manchester recently me and Matt saw a dog carrying a lucozade bottle
In it's mouth? :orly:
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yeh hopefully it hadnt been up anyone's arse or in anyones vaginanar
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Well I suppose if that was the case the dog might have had something with a bit of extra flavour. :P :zombiefuck:
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Something might get "lost" alright. I heard about a chick who used a carrot as a dildo, it cut a hole in the wall of her vagina and it killed her. :zoinks:
I saw that on 1000 Ways to Die. There was a sharp edge on the carrot when she peeled it. It cut her vagina like you said and she died of an air embolism.