INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: hiroshima on June 20, 2006, 08:57:51 PM
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List three items you would buy at Walmart (or the brit/ australian equivalent) that would shock the cashier.
Example:
a bag of goldfish
a frying pan
fish seasoning
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1 bottle of Astroglide
1 baseball bat
1 bottle of Astroglide
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three non matching coupons
and three seperate demands to take five total items off the billl
and finishing with the comment, "you were one strike away from me having you remove the entire order."
true story, i'm not nice when questioned about how i spend my money.
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1 bottle of Astroglide
1 baseball bat
1 bottle of Astroglide
not a true story, but a good one for the church lady :-*
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Bottle of hand lotion
12 rolls of toilet paper
Cabin Fever - DVD
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Checked tea towel
Airplane DVD
Marzipan
>:D
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erm...
i can't play this one, cos i wouldn't go into asda, the fuckers. >:(
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erm...
i can't play this one, cos i wouldn't go into asda, the fuckers. >:(
Or you could just pretend since we don't actually have to go buy them :P
Fizzy pop
Kids party papercups
multi-purpose deodorizing disinfectant
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erm...
i can't play this one, cos i wouldn't go into asda, the fuckers. >:(
Tell me about it: The shoppers are mindless zombies with no courtesy whatsoever.
And ?12 for a t-shirt? Give me a break.
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erm...
i can't play this one, cos i wouldn't go into asda, the fuckers. >:(
Or you could just pretend since we don't actually have to go buy them :P
Fizzy pop
Kids party papercups
multi-purpose deodorizing disinfectant
great idea.
okay, then...
multi-pack-save-loads-of-your-english-pounds job lot of industrial strength condoms
whole carton of tampons
multi purpose stain remover
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A carton of slimfast
A box of laxatives
A pair of tiny jeans from the young girls' section.
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1000 bags of manure
a rental slip for one of their rentable vans
candle wicks
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Slingshot
B-B's
Birdseed
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I remember when I was a cashier and someone's flavored condoms wouldn't ring up. That was embarassing. :-[
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what was more embarrassing was having to say, 12 pack multiclored, petite sized trojans, and ribbed for her pleasure."
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A bottle of KY
A large box of Exlax
A package of adult diapers
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petite multi flavored condoms
your 10 year old son
a hooker
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Revolver
Ski mask
Trench Coat
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Shotgun ammo
paintball mask
cape
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ouch. not in the best of taste, i feel.
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hmmmmmmmm. the Modern Subtleties
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ouch. not in the best of taste, i feel.
Im in one of those moods (not a go out and shoot my neighbours mood but just a pissy being nasty with words mood)
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fair enough. if you were female, and i were male, i'd ask you if you were hormonal... ;)
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since I am a male, and you are eamonn.....are you hormonal :)
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Not as far as i know, (how does a man find out these things?) though i take the hump as readily as any teenage girl.
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if this (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=776.new#new) is what you're capable of when hormonal, may i be the first to recommend a quick course of HRT?
:D
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Not as far as i know, (how does a man find out these things?) though i take the hump as readily as any teenage girl.
with the equivilant arch appeal I suppose?
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A watsit appeal?
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The triumphant arch of the of the bun
Some require a pillow or two
Some only require one
How about you
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Still dont get it.
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Still dont get it.
How much does your bum stick out? Do you need a pillow under it?
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Fertilizer
Diesel fuel
Rental truck
:o
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It stick's out quite well but i've never heard of anyone putting pillow's under their bottom. What's it got to do with hormonal levels?
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is lucifer loving eamonn now?
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Still dont get it.
the arch refers to the lower back
the bun refers to the ass
the pillow is a prop
some people have such posture where no pillow is required to prop the ass up into the air readily (Bubble Butt)
perhaps a visual would be of assistance at this point
arch of the covenant
(http://i3.tinypic.com/15gz4f4.jpg)
Pillow not required
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Load of shite, doesnt determine anything apart from the shape of ones arse. Nice picture though.
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santa seems particularily jolly the day this picture was taken ;)
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I bet rudolph wasnt the only one with a red nose either.
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I did not want to post this filth, but for the good of the fellowship,
and educational purposes, I felt it disgustingly justified.
Please spank me to hard.........at first
:P
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Still dont get it.
How much does your bum stick out? Do you need a pillow under it?
the term for "having round, full and prominent buttocks" is "spheropygian", for anyone who wants to know.
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thanks lucifer, i ilike that word
baby got, spheropygian, and i cannot lie...
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that makes me a spheropygianist
with PHD in spheropygianology
in a spheropygian kinda way
_Â :P __Honest__Â :P_
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Bump, just because of the word spheropygianist.
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Bump, just because of the word spheropygianist.
I love the way Lucifer's posts always made me use the dictionary.
;D
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Carpet stain remover
Air freshener
Industrial Garbage Bags
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Honey
Whipping Cream
Condoms
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Tampons
Chocolate
Frozen Cheesecake
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Laxatives
12 Pack Jam Donuts
1 whole lasagne
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Pregnancy kit
A bunch of coat hangers
Whiskey
More disturbing if a guy does this. :laugh:
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Drain cleaner
Empty gelatin capsules
A bag of Halloween candy
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Sleeping pills
Rope
Condoms
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Pregnancy kit
A bunch of coat hangers
Whiskey
More disturbing if a guy does this. :laugh:
Who needs that stuff when you have a fist? :laugh: PAWNCH!
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Large bag of ice
Toilet plunger
Pantyhose
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I found one of the electronic price guns on a shelf in an aisle once, I brought it to the register and tried to buy it.
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Box of tampons
Bottle of tomato juice
Slingshot
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Cowboy Hat
Lube
Jumper Cables
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Hemmhoroid Cream
Laxatives
1 large cucumber
(Oops, I picked up Lit's shopping list by mistake!)
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Buy a gun and ammo and ask where they keep their anti-depressants
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pack of gum
pack of Marlboros
"All of your money , please"
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"I'll take this lighter fuel and these razors and I'm looking for a book called 'How to Handle Disappointment Without Killing', do you have it?"
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formaldehyde , rubber tubing, small pump , bucket
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Ten packs of model airplane glue, a value case of butane, six cans of air wick, a bottle of nail polish remover six pack of paper bags, six packs of plastic bags,
and a can of computer duster.
IT'S LIKE I'M WALK''N ON SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!
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asking for change for twenty dollar bill as I lay my Smith & Wesson on the counter
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Pregnancy kit
A bunch of coat hangers
Whiskey
More disturbing if a guy does this. :laugh:
Who needs that stuff when you have a fist? :laugh: PAWNCH!
Neil LaBute's play The Distance From Here is based around that idea.
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A clown costume
A bag of balloon animal balloons
A box of condoms. >:D
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An exacto knife and a copy of Gray's Anatomy.
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Occasionally my purchases will total $6.66, which has sometimes worried me enough
to compel me to grab an impulse-purchase item to add to my stuff, and I'm not even religious. :autism:
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a long time ago i received my change back, glanced at it and told the cashier she had miscounted. i still had my hand out. she stared at me with her mouth open, then took the coins back and counted them three times before adding the missing amount.
i suspect that it was because i was in the "deep south," had a yankee accent and a permanent tan.
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Cat food and a spoon.
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Once my purchase came to exactly $100. That was the first time for the cashier and for me.