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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: Fritz the Cat on November 04, 2007, 06:33:19 PM
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Hello y'all! I'm a Swedish aspie and people call me Fruitcake, since they think I'm nutty. I got introduced to this site by Calandale, actually, that little prick. I live in Stockholm and I currently study, still living at home since it's so incredibly hard to find an apartment.
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Good to see ya.
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hi! ahem, villkommen... or was that german? my crappy swedish is rusty.
anyhow, jag är hungrig. so a fruitcake comes in handy. :P i'm just kidding fruitcake.
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If you eat her, I want pics.
That's my right, you know.
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:eyebrows: i'll lick the frosting that's all.
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:eyebrows: i'll lick the frosting that's all.
Will you leave the cake for me?
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Hello Fruitcake.
:insane:
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:eyebrows: i'll lick the frosting that's all.
Will you leave the cake for me?
i will smear it all over your body... :P
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:eyebrows: i'll lick the frosting that's all.
Will you leave the cake for me?
i will smear it all over your body... :P
I ought to make a cake.
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Fruitcake always has nuts, I'm allergic to nuts.
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Fruitcake always has nuts, I'm allergic to nuts.
Same here, most tree nuts make me sick as hell.
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Well, hi people! The top of the a Fruitcake isn't really frosting, but feel free lick it anyway, but I rather not be smeared all over Cals body, I'm not the smearing kind.
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then what's that dripping on the side?
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Well, hi people! The top of the a Fruitcake isn't really frosting, but feel free lick it anyway, but I rather not be smeared all over Cals body, I'm not the smearing kind.
Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.
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then what's that dripping on the side?
That is from all the licking that has already occured beforehand.
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then what's that dripping on the side?
Gelatin and fruits!
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Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.
your hotness melts them, dear.
then i can smear.
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you need whipped cream, cake.
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Can I whip your cream? :eyebrows:
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Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.
your hotness melts them, dear.
then i can smear.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
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Hey. What's yr. life?
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Can I whip your cream? :eyebrows:
you can whip it and lick it. :eyebrows:
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Well, I do get whip cream from guys when I feel for it. But I don't think I need it, but if you'd like whip cream I'm sure I can find a whip cream donar for you.
My life? Well, it's exciting at times but mostly boring. Things you don't want to do but you have to do makes life pretty dull.
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tell us about yourself, Fruitcake.
Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.
your hotness melts them, dear.
then i can smear.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
i want in your pants. :eyebrows:
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Can I whip your cream? :eyebrows:
you can whip it and lick it. :eyebrows:
Nah, no lick, but I bet I can play with it just as good as any licking I might do.
I'll kiss it and make it better after all the whipping.
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Well, what would you like to know? I mostly hang out with my two older brothers and our friends, since we are pretty close. And if I don't do that I hang out with my own friends, or go to a random LARP. I'm currently studying trying to make my way to the graduation from school of social works and public administration. I have a cat named Plus, he usually sleeps in my bed.
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tell us about yourself, Fruitcake.
Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.
your hotness melts them, dear.
then i can smear.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
i want in your pants. :eyebrows:
You wouldn't fit,
'lessin' I wasn't in them.
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Cats are wonderful.
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And not just sexually.
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I'll kiss it and make it better after all the whipping.
you certainly have the lips for it, loverboy. :-*
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You wouldn't fit,
'lessin' I wasn't in them.
i would have to lose some weight.
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I was actually my cats first and only sexual experience... Then I castrated him. :mwhaha: I don't like cats humping on my arms and legs...
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You wouldn't fit,
'lessin' I wasn't in them.
i would have to lose some weight.
OR, I could get pants big enough
for both of us. Mine barely fit me.
Shit, I'm getting fat.
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I was actually my cats first and only sexual experience... Then I castrated him. :mwhaha: I don't like cats humping on my arms and legs...
You can still have a sexual experience with even a neutered cat.
Tuna fish is a good enticement.
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Well, what would you like to know?
do you live in Åmål? :eyebrows:
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OR, I could get pants big enough
for both of us. Mine barely fit me.
Shit, I'm getting fat.
you're getting muscular. :-*
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OR, I could get pants big enough
for both of us. Mine barely fit me.
Shit, I'm getting fat.
you're getting muscular. :-*
Not just. I had it pointed out that
it might be more. I fear 'tis true.
Fucking winter weight.
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protects you.
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Well, what would you like to know?
do you live in Åmål? :eyebrows:
No, I don't live in Åmål and even if I did live there I wouldn't be a 14-year old lesbian.
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protects you.
Yeah, but I shouldn't need it here.
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I wouldn't be a 14-year old lesbian.
:-[
I'd prefer that.
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I wouldn't be a 14-year old lesbian.
:-[
I'd prefer that.
You wouldn't get any then and you know it, you should be happy I'm bi though.
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I wouldn't be a 14-year old lesbian.
:-[
I'd prefer that.
You wouldn't get any then and you know it, you should be happy I'm bi though.
Young means convertible.
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:-[
I'd prefer that.
You wouldn't get any then and you know it, you should be happy I'm bi though.
Young means convertible.
Yeah, I know it's wonderful! A reason why I like young girls!
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Yeah, I know it's wonderful! A reason why I like young girls!
We have SO much in common :heart:
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Yeah, I know it's wonderful! A reason why I like young girls!
We have SO much in common :heart:
But I don't like young boys, well I do like messing with their heads but I like experience in a guy. But I do like young girls too...
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Yeah, I know it's wonderful! A reason why I like young girls!
We have SO much in common :heart:
But I don't like young boys, well I do like messing with their heads but I like experience in a guy. But I do like young girls too...
Males don't do much for me.
Just don't tell me that you can't
deal with different flavors, at the same
time - I've heard that, and it depressed me.
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bi is best.
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bi is best.
So, why aren't you?
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i am.
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But I don't like young boys, well I do like messing with their heads but I like experience in a guy. But I do like young girls too...
Males don't do much for me.
Just don't tell me that you can't
deal with different flavors, at the same
time - I've heard that, and it depressed me.
No, actually I don't.
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don't what?
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i am.
But...but... oh never mind.
I'll just stay happy.
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i thought you knew. :P
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i thought you knew. :P
Probably, but my memory faded.
I thought you were only into
gay guys. :laugh:
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i'm into hot guys. :laugh: and hot girls are ok. :P
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i'm into hot guys. :laugh: and hot girls are ok. :P
So? Settle for one of each.
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Welcome, n00b! :)
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Hello Fruitcake.
:welcome: to Intensity. Are you going to choose an avatar?
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Or, would you like one chosen for you? :eyebrows:
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T'is both an honour and a privilege to make your acquaintance Miss Fruitcake.
Welcome to this Dungeon of Debauchery. I do hope you enjoy your stay. >:D
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greetings n00b.
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Hey, welcome to intensity. How does it feel to have so many sexual offers?
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i'm into hot guys. :laugh: and hot girls are ok. :P
So? Settle for one of each.
i take nibbles out of all. life's a buffet.
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Willow's replacement came quick.
Bwa ha hahahahaha!!!
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i'm into hot guys. :laugh: and hot girls are ok. :P
So? Settle for one of each.
i take nibbles out of all. life's a buffet.
And I'm an whore'dourve
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:laugh: good one
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Always have been. Wanna taste?
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always. *slurp*
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Thanks every one! And yes, I am going to choose an avatar, but I'll do it when the right avatar comes along.
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Thanks every one! And yes, I am going to choose an avatar, but I'll do it when the right avatar comes along.
And there it is!
:plus:
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Yeah, there it is! I think it was nutty enough for me :)
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I used to eat anything, and I would have ate the fruit cake to.
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Randy 201 karma reached!!!
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joe hill, do you know black bart?
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joe hill, do you know black bart?
Nobody really know that guy, and he disappeared before I got to the states.