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Arena for the Competitive => Main Event Callouts => Topic started by: Randy on November 02, 2007, 11:38:10 AM

Title: Assfairy prank
Post by: Randy on November 02, 2007, 11:38:10 AM
What did you hope to do by playing such a prank?

You think I was going to get confused?   :laugh:

Actually, I laughed when I saw it, not get bothered. :laugh:

A joke about my trauma to get me worked up? Too busy jacking off. :laugh:
/me wishes he has a pair of his girlfriend's underwear to use for jacking off.

I really should not have as much controll as I should over my trauma issues, because of ADHD. If it honestly bothered me as much as it supposed to, I might take meds, but I don't feel the need because I am in controll. Really I have dealt with worse, far worse, and I grew tougher.  I have reviewed this concept a few thousand times, I don't have to suffer.  Even then,  meds does not take care of everything, anyone who thinks they can is a fool.  You have to take care  of yourself in addition, not get hangovers.  It should not either take care of everything.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Randy on November 02, 2007, 11:40:25 AM
If someone puts me on their ignore list, I can post it where everyone  can see it.  Think of the possibilities :laugh:
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: The_P on November 02, 2007, 11:43:58 AM
Dime... Bar...?
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Randy on November 02, 2007, 11:51:40 AM
Wrong, its called self actualization, just because everyone else is not up to par with me, doesn't me I am a dimebar.  Its part of self actualization to help others reach where I am, its the path to peace.  Its what makes me feel good. :)
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: The_P on November 02, 2007, 12:58:08 PM
Keep up with the rambling while I pretend to give a toss.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: renaeden on November 02, 2007, 11:29:06 PM
If you are not bothered, Randy, who are you calling out?

This is the Main Event Callout area.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: SovaNu on November 02, 2007, 11:53:26 PM
he's calling out all the fairies.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 03, 2007, 01:17:11 AM
Swarm and attack.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Randy on November 03, 2007, 12:07:27 PM
I am not bothered, its called taunting. :laugh:

Sorta like me sticking a pole stick up Jessica's ass when we played pool on the internet.
I have $70 saved, unless I get tired of her misbehavior. I am getting food stamps to.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 03, 2007, 01:07:44 PM
Since this was again a response to me:

I am not bothered, its called taunting. :laugh:

No. It's called rape. Anal rape. Enjoy.

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Sorta like me sticking a pole stick up Jessica's ass when we played pool on the internet.

Ah, now you've got the concept. You should be an NYC cop.

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I have $70 saved, unless I get tired of her misbehavior.

You found this in her butt?  ???

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I am getting food stamps to.

Well, then you can lick the poll just as desert,
instead of your main form of sustenance.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Randy on November 03, 2007, 01:10:25 PM
Yeah right, she asked for my cum in the mail and my underwear.
I asked for panties to use to jack off with.  I told you I was horny, its feels like an emergency now, with a relaxed mind, even without ginseng.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 03, 2007, 01:15:44 PM
Maybe you should get a sheep.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 02:14:03 PM
needs to be undone so I can see who's who
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 02:16:23 PM
Needs to be scrambled, so NO ONE can
tell us apart.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 02:23:02 PM
Needs to be scrambled, so NO ONE can
tell us apart.

NO

I like to know who I'm ignoring.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 02:25:05 PM
Time for an ass attack!
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 02:33:56 PM
What are you talking about, you attack the ass of an innocent pb&j EVERY FIVE MINUTES!
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 02:36:55 PM
Had one today, actually.
Wanna lick me clean?
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 03:05:18 PM
I believe that modern inventions such as soap should be used in this instance.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 03:23:39 PM
Ah, so you like the taste of soapy ass fairy?
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 03:31:21 PM
rowr.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Rabbit From Hell on November 04, 2007, 03:39:57 PM
Ah, so you like the taste of soapy ass fairy?

no
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 03:46:45 PM
rowr.

Soap up.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: jman on November 04, 2007, 09:41:31 PM
What did you hope to do by playing such a prank?

You think I was going to get confused?   :laugh:

Actually, I laughed when I saw it, not get bothered. :laugh:

A joke about my trauma to get me worked up? Too busy jacking off. :laugh:
/me wishes he has a pair of his girlfriend's underwear to use for jacking off.

I really should not have as much controll as I should over my trauma issues, because of ADHD. If it honestly bothered me as much as it supposed to, I might take meds, but I don't feel the need because I am in controll. Really I have dealt with worse, far worse, and I grew tougher.  I have reviewed this concept a few thousand times, I don't have to suffer.  Even then,  meds does not take care of everything, anyone who thinks they can is a fool.  You have to take care  of yourself in addition, not get hangovers.  It should not either take care of everything.


Randy's behavior isn't even amusing anymore it's just sad, pathetic, and quite frankly annoying.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: SovaNu on November 04, 2007, 10:22:50 PM
rowr.

Soap up.

done.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 04, 2007, 10:29:43 PM
rowr.

Soap up.

done.

Time for a tongue bath.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Randy on November 05, 2007, 12:51:11 PM
I see the Ass Fairy prank is flirting to me, so ha hah!
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 05, 2007, 12:56:18 PM
Stop bending over and offering your
ass, if you don't like fairies in it.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Randy on November 05, 2007, 01:26:38 PM
You are up my ass enough, and I don't like it.  Maybe you can be like my mom, manic and constantly stigmatizing me, almost up my ass.  I don't need to be taken care of in the way she thinks.  She needs to take care of herself, then she will take care of me.  If meds are the only that that works, so be it, as long as she don't push me.  I can take it, but it would be nice to have a mom who loves you.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 05, 2007, 01:34:24 PM
You are up my ass enough, and I don't like it.

Aww. So sorry. Did the boss get reamed?
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  Maybe you can be like my mom, manic and constantly stigmatizing me, almost up my ass.


Tell her she needs a bigger dildo then.

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I don't need to be taken care of in the way she thinks.

Well, maybe she'll trade a bj for taking your anus.

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She needs to take care of herself, then she will take care of me.

You should, of course, return the favor. Good gods, this is your
mother! At least go down on her.

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  If meds are the only that that works, so be it, as long as she don't push me.  I can take it, but it would be nice to have a mom who loves you.

You don't want her to push, but you want her inside?
You're fucked up. I guess a lot of lube, and a thin tool.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Randy on November 06, 2007, 12:23:45 PM
Lol

I see why I resort to perverted comments when I am horny, intensifies the pleasure.


Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 06, 2007, 02:22:43 PM
She likes it when you talk dirty? I have to say,
you and your mom have an interesting relationship,
but I don't really know if I care to hear more about
it.

Just WHY are you making this callout anyhow?
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Christopher McCandless on November 06, 2007, 04:01:57 PM
She likes it when you talk dirty? I have to say,
you and your mom have an interesting relationship,
but I don't really know if I care to hear more about
it.

Just WHY are you making this callout anyhow?
And which assfairy(s) are the subject of this callout...
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 06, 2007, 04:03:46 PM
All, I presume.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Randy on November 07, 2007, 12:05:27 PM
Making a mockery out of the person who started the assfairy prank.  I thought they would have figured it out by now, you can't bother me.  Mom trained me good, her and that bipolar disorder.  Those calmn periods were just enough for me to adapt to her obnoxious behavior.  I have more patients than my brother who has no trauma disorder.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: McGiver on November 25, 2007, 07:41:13 AM
yo, rand-oh!

wanna swich usernames and fool everybody?
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 25, 2007, 09:42:59 PM
That would be innovative.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: SovaNu on November 25, 2007, 09:43:35 PM
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Callaway on November 25, 2007, 10:10:27 PM
yo, rand-oh!

wanna swich usernames and fool everybody?

I bet that Randy would.

I wonder how we will ever tell the two of you apart.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on November 25, 2007, 10:20:19 PM
I wonder how they'll be able to tell
one another apart.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2007, 07:24:46 AM
ha ha, fuckn ass spew.  i am randy.  mcjagger gave me his password.  now i will jism all over your faces.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: duncvis on November 26, 2007, 07:42:21 AM
3/10. too coherent and correctly spelt.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: McGiver on November 26, 2007, 07:51:28 AM
3/10. too coherent and correctly spelt.
correctly spelt only because of the word filters.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 11, 2007, 03:08:55 PM
I don't know what happened to me, I used to be such a good speller, naturally.  I am going to say this, you were all right before, I was not in my right mind.  I believe its the wheat and dairy talking, because I feel a whole complete personality change after it was taken away.  I don't think the same way about food or people anymore.  I am not R and R now (Rest and relaxation)  I don't kick my mom while sitting down because she is annoying, nor do I swear at her, much :laugh:  I was told to slow down, then I would not make so many typos.  I think about Jessica now, I understand what is wrong with her, its up to me to be the man, set an example, she needs one. :'(  The solution came to me after I was done imagining myself stronger.  She is not going to be alright without me. :'(
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 27, 2007, 06:50:21 AM
Oh.......Drugs right?
Sorry took me a while to figure I just thought you were weird.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on December 27, 2007, 07:27:18 AM
Oh.......Drugs right?
Sorry took me a while to figure I just thought you were weird.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Callaway on December 27, 2007, 08:47:40 AM
Oh.......Drugs right?
Sorry took me a while to figure I just thought you were weird.

You were talking to Randy?

He did take medication for a short time, but now he prefers to take over 100 pills a day of herbal medicines and supplements.

He often comes across as condescending to us, but I think that he intends to help us become as functional as he is.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Teejay on December 27, 2007, 08:53:20 AM


You were talking to Randy?

He did take medication for a short time, but now he prefers to take over 100 pills a day of herbal medicines and supplements.

He often comes across as condescending to us, but I think that he intends to help us become as functional as he is.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 27, 2007, 02:02:30 PM
I want everything equal, I am not perfect, so I listen to what others say.  We all help each other and get along, that is what I want.  I want everyone to be at peace, to end my pain.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 27, 2007, 02:07:33 PM
You think I don't know what I sould like, but really I am dealing with alot of anger right now, that is what I get when I am really upset.

I am sorry, the only way I am going to be happy is to go around trying to make everything better.  Do nice things for people, so I can feel better.
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on December 27, 2007, 05:17:53 PM
What happened to the assfairies?  ??? :laugh:
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 28, 2007, 04:09:28 AM
I want everything equal, I am not perfect, so I listen to what others say.  We all help each other and get along, that is what I want.  I want everyone to be at peace, to end my pain.

Jesus big fella! I thought you were up for a fun time sledging. If you are honestly feeling bad, first is this forum the right place to try garner that kind of support? Secondly if you were emotionally feeling a little fragile and vulnerable why on Earth put out a want to callout people and ask for punishment.

PM mew away from this and I won't give you shit. I will try to help and be supportive
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: QuirkyCarla on December 28, 2007, 04:15:04 AM
I want everything equal, I am not perfect, so I listen to what others say.  We all help each other and get along, that is what I want.  I want everyone to be at peace, to end my pain.

Jesus big fella! I thought you were up for a fun time sledging. If you are honestly feeling bad, first is this forum the right place to try garner that kind of support? Secondly if you were emotionally feeling a little fragile and vulnerable why on Earth put out a want to callout people and ask for punishment.

PM mew away from this and I won't give you shit. I will try to help and be supportive

I don't think you know what you are getting into, Sir_Les!
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Al Swearegen on December 28, 2007, 04:16:10 AM
Oh shit! Did I fuck up........again?
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: QuirkyCarla on December 28, 2007, 04:19:48 AM
he'll probably swamp you with pm's now.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Assfairy prank
Post by: Calandale on December 28, 2007, 05:09:32 AM
Joy to the werld.