INTENSITY²
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Pyraxis. The bitch needs to be tamed. :|
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Ah, yes. Back on that slippery slope.
How long now till Intensity?.
Now we know the real reason McJagger has gone, he's already working on the next incarnation.
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Ah, yes. Back on that slippery slope.
How long now till Intensity?.
Now we know the real reason McJagger has gone, he's already working on the next incarnation.
...So you're saying that you wanna shag Intensity3?
I don't know about you, but Pyraxis gives off that hawt aura in an office-outfit kind of way. (She probably doesn't wear an office suit with a short skirt, but who cares?)
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Hypnotica Gaze, without a doubt!!
Possibly, PI as well!! ;)
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Hypnotica Gaze, without a doubt!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
With HG, she wouldn't let you go pass first base... alive.
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C'mon everyone -- shagging makes the world go round!
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curious primate,
no i dont want to shag you.
i just want to know the code for tripled. like you did above.
it may come in handy.
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curious primate,
no i dont want to shag you.
i just want to know the code for tripled. like you did above.
it may come in handy.
:)
Alt+0179 gives ?
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one up.
guess i coulda, ..... easliy enough! thanks! ?????????????????????
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Pyraxis. The bitch needs to be tamed. :|
Hey, pick me instead of Pyraxis. I like being tamed :'(.
As for me... hmm... choices choices. I'd go straight for Lucifer. Better a queen in hell than a slave in heaven.
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Pyraxis. The bitch needs to be tamed. :|
Hey, pick me instead of Pyraxis. I like being tamed :'(.
I admit: You are gorgeous, and your husband is a very lucky man.
Someone here give me links to shima in real-life, plz? She's hawt.
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Who should I shag if I want them to tame me? (I often like being submissive in bed.)
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I don't know about you, but Pyraxis gives off that hawt aura in an office-outfit kind of way. (She probably doesn't wear an office suit with a short skirt, but who cares?)
Uh, she reminds me more of Susan Calvin from "I, Robot"
(ie yea she's interesting but I'd have to get pretty freakin' drunk to actually try and tap dat (not necessarily because she'd be unattractive but with that kinda attitude i'd have to assume there was some kind of steel bear trap hidden in her vagina that would chop my dick off))
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some kind of steel bear trap hidden in her vagina that would chop my dick off
i sooo want one of those! :angel:
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I don't want to shag anyone right at the moment, though curling up in bed with someone would be pretty nice. My libido's gone off on holiday somewhere. Tell me if you find it.
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What would it mean if I found it?
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I'd give you a reward for it.
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I don't think you want it back. I tripped over it on my way to the bathroom. My bathroom. Which is on the otherside of my room from the stairway. Unseen by anybody but me. A bathroom which lysol and fire could not purge.
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Ah, that would explain why I lost my libido then, and it would also offer a plausible explanation for why I have no memory of ever being in your bathroom, or even your country, as the trauma must just have been that bad. Feel free to use it for yourself though.
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Pyraxis. The bitch needs to be tamed. :|
As for me... hmm... choices choices.? I'd go straight for Lucifer.? Better a queen in hell than a slave in heaven.
///HEY\\\ ... A GYRO sanwitch
\\\ :P///
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some kind of steel bear trap hidden in her vagina that would chop my dick off
i sooo want one of those!? :angel:
>:D http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=401
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shima - :-*
though fuck knows what a gyro sanwitch is... ???
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I think he's imagining himself "in the middle"
between
>:D 8) >:D
two witches.
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ah. how terribly original... ::)
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it is a greek sandwich pronounced "hero" ;D
as far as the middle goes, I think everyone should get a turn or two at providing the condiments. :angel:
No orfice holds barred >:D
object - to out cum the others ~ ~ ~
winner - gets two slaves for a month who agree to completely obey (even if it means the recruitment of other condiment providers) :P
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some kind of steel bear trap hidden in her vagina that would chop my dick off
i sooo want one of those!? :angel:
>:D http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=401
cool! ;D i wonder if Santa will bring me one of those if i am a good girl, this year?
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some kind of steel bear trap hidden in her vagina that would chop my dick off
i sooo want one of those!? :angel:
>:D http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=401
cool!? ;D i wonder if Santa will bring me one of those if i am a good girl, this year?
Sweetie, that is something that HG would say!!! I see you in a different light now!! ;D
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again, me. at least i know i'd get a fucking good shag... >:D
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NOBODY, even if I was single! It's a choice between getting knee'd, my dick chopped off or playing some fucking twisted head game!
Celibacy sounds and looks better.
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Now there are some words to live by :police: :P >:D
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I'd shag my avatar if I were a male or a lesbian avatar myself.
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I am a male lesbian and I would shag your avatar too :P
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Anonymity Prevails ;D
to felted arch
:P
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i'd shag noone, unless i got express written permission from my wife.
then, id choose....
eamonn.
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Do you think your wife would ever give you permission?
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yeah she'd be cool with shit that could never happen :D
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i'd shag noone, unless i got express written permission from my wife.
then, id choose....
eamonn.
No you wouldnt, id shag you. It's not gay when im the one on top, it's called animal aggression and unlike gayness, is completely natural.
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just as we understand each other,.
just so long as were not gay, right?
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it's only gay if you get caught in the act red handed, or red whatever
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Do you all really think being gay/straight is based on experience?
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Do you all really think being gay/straight is based on experience?
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definition/sarcasm
Sarcasm
ass cram
ram sacs
scar mass
yes - pot shots welcome - go for it
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Me
Myself
I
Nuff said
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Soph :pinkbeat:
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Soph :pinkbeat:
That's a wank, not a shag.
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No it's not
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only people i've shagged before. 8)
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:agreed:
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:laugh:
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Calandale :zoinks:
If I was straight of course ;>
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:agreed:
Disgareed. :toporly:
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:agreed:
Ditto
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Everybody! :zoinks:
not really
I'm sure I could think of a couple though...
And I 'm equally sure they wouldn't let me :P
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Everybody! :zoinks:
not really
I'm sure I could think of a couple though...
And I 'm equally sure they wouldn't let me :P
I would...... :eyebrows:
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In your stilettos? :P
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In your stilettos? :P
Ozy needs to change his avatar to show his feet in stilettos, hanging over that cliff. :laugh:
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Everybody! :zoinks:
not really
I'm sure I could think of a couple though...
And I 'm equally sure they wouldn't let me :P
I am not getting any attention, I am wondering if I would mind. She has been mean to me since day one, and now she think she can pay hard to get, whatever. :finger:
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I'm not getting any either
But I'm not too bothered, I can live without :laugh:
I think I miss having someone I can talk to about stuff though and look after
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I'm not getting any either
But I'm not too bothered, I can live without :laugh:
I think I miss having someone I can talk to about stuff though and look after
I'm trying to decide if I've ever "looked after" anyone else. I've defended other people very aggressively, that's true. But looked after someone?
How do you define "looked after?"
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Oh I don't mean look after physically, or like a carer would look after a mentally retarded person :orly:
I mean more in an affectionate way, like you would with your girlfriend (not yours obviously :laugh: )
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In your stilettos? :P
Ozy needs to change his avatar to show his feet in stilettos, hanging over that cliff. :laugh:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................... ;) I'm feeling like a walk on the wild side! :evillaugh:
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Oh I don't mean look after physically, or like a carer would look after a mentally retarded person :orly:
I mean more in an affectionate way, like you would with your girlfriend (not yours obviously :laugh: )
That makes sense. Hopefully the meds will help you get out more, so that you can meet someone. I think you should look for a girl who shares your interests in history and nature. I think you need that as a link in a relationship. I'd hate for you to get into some kind of co-dependent relationship with someone with whom you have little in common. It's nice to look after someone, but you don't want that to become a full-time thing, if you see my point.
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There is always room for growth, I suppose the longer the person I first fuck waits, the better it will be.
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Yeah it can be hard all the time I guess, bt I don't think you realise it until afterwards
I wouldn't want some who was completely dependent on me or whatever, but I can see that happening. I can't see myself being in a healthy relationship tbh, the only things that have worked so far has been overly-dependent and very close. I don't mind, I like being with someone if I love them, but I don't think that's a healthy relationship. But then what do I know? :laugh:
I don't think I'll meet anyone though. There's nowhere to go around here. And I'm not gonna meet anyone at the library :P
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Growth just makes me more impatient :laugh: :wanker:
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There is always room for growth, I suppose the longer the person I first fuck waits, the better it will be.
the longer they wait to fuck you?
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I don't think I'll meet anyone though. There's nowhere to go around here. And I'm not gonna meet anyone at the library :P
You might. Or a bookstore!!
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There's a bookstore right between Spar and the museum :laugh:
It's my next step in my "getting over the social anxiety" thing I've made up for myself lol
I doubt there are many girls in there who would want me though :P
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You do your best in life, then I find it fruitless to have social anxiety, therefore I have none.
I wish I discovered that sooner :laugh: If people laugh at me, I still won't care.
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In your stilettos? :P
Ozy needs to change his avatar to show his feet in stilettos, hanging over that cliff. :laugh:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................... ;) I'm feeling like a walk on the wild side! :evillaugh:
Why don't you and Carla hold hands and jump off the cliff in the wild :laugh:
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My social anxiety isn't as bad as it was 6 months ago. I lost most of it when I got really depressed in November (would have thought it'd have the opposite effect). It's not rational though, so it doesn't help just telling myself to snap out of it or anything. In my head, I don't care what everyone else thinks, but that's not enough to stop the heart palpitations and other physical symptoms.
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Letting it take over you doesn't help. Try to fight back, perhaps in social situations, you learn to relax.
I spent time wishing I had done alot of things, but because I felt a certain way, I would. I pushed myself, and fought back, even if I failed, I tried. I learned about visualization, then I started attacking my problems in a crazy, strongly motivated way. That shit is like hypnosis, after its done, I feel I move with energy of no other, with the determination of a dranged lunatic :laugh: That is the energy I like. :laugh:
Like my key chain says, a persuasive, and determined person. On the cardboard outside, that the key chain layed upon, Posses the will and desire to succeed; his happiness is always connected to others; he creates his own luck. Comes from old german RAND, rim of a shield.
I do create my own luck, I do good things and good things happen to me. I cut down on the nuts and I found $20 on the ground, then it was a $1.00. Some strangers helped me with my laundry, even payed for some of it.
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I don't let it take over me
I used to be unable to do anything at all. I can go to some shops, go to the museum and walk around and walk up to the park on oxford rd now. I only got diagnosed with it a year ago. Counseling, support workers and drugs didn't help me, so considering I've been doing it on my own, my progress hasn't been that bad.
I'm not persuasive. I can be determined though. My name means Wisdom and Priest's House. My wisdom teeth are hurting lately, and I'm atheist.
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I think you could meet someone in the bookstore, Soph. You should make that your new mission! I think lots of girls would like someone like you.
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I thought you said "boozestore" then :laugh:
I dunno what a boozestore is but it sounds good
I don't think many girls want someone like me
They don't seem to anyway
I don't think I am cool enough for them :laugh:
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Well, most girls don't know what's good for them, anyway!!
Switch teams, and go for Sir Les!! :zoinks:
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:agreed:
Disagreed. :toporly:
fixed.
and i know what you mean... ;)
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There is always room for growth, I suppose the longer the person I first fuck waits, the better it will be.
indeed - forever would be their best bet.
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There is always room for growth, I suppose the longer the person I first fuck waits, the better it will be.
Forever?
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There is always room for growth, I suppose the longer the person I first fuck waits, the better it will be.
indeed - forever would be their best bet.
GOOMH! :plus: (see my reply to his post.) :laugh:
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:-X
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Oh, say it. Just say it! :laugh:
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Say what?? :eyelash:
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Say what?? :eyelash:
Who you would shag. That is the subject of the thread.
I would shag most of the women I find attractive here if I got the opportunity.
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Say what?? :eyelash:
Who you would shag. That is the subject of the thread.
I would shag most of the women I find attractive here if I got the opportunity.
I'm pretty picky, but also discrete and diplomatic. I stay mum! :P
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Say what?? :eyelash:
Who you would shag. That is the subject of the thread.
I would shag most of the women I find attractive here if I got the opportunity.
I'm pretty picky, but also discrete and diplomatic. I stay mum! :P
That is great that you are picky. Discretion isn't necessary for me as I don't have intentions on a married person nor am I married. Diplomacy haha. I don't have to be picky about who I shag in a fantasy setting (this thread). Reality is that I would most likely not travel to get laid. I don't see any females here that I would have to turn the lights out on. That doesn't mean I want to be their boyfriend lol. A screw is much less of a issue.
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No one. No one actually wants me. :toporly:
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Bullshit :elvis:
Calandale :zoinks:
If I was straight of course ;>
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No one. No one actually wants me. :toporly:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
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Bullshit :elvis:
Calandale :zoinks:
If I was straight of course ;>
Doesn't count
No one. No one actually wants me. :toporly:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Whadya think a cunt's for?
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No one. No one actually wants me. :toporly:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Me too. :-*
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No one. No one actually wants me. :toporly:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Me too. :-*
Hell, you're not that picky.
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No one. No one actually wants me. :toporly:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Me too. :-*
Hell, you're not that picky.
I am actually. You wouldn't believe it.
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It's your sex appeal :zoinks:
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Not after our cyber sex sessions. :toporly:
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I can't decide if Cal and I have already shagged in a previous life, or if we were just brother and sister...or both. :P
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I can't decide if Cal and I have already shagged in a previous life, or if we were just brother and sister...or both. :P
As pharaohs
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I can't decide if Cal and I have already shagged in a previous life, or if we were just brother and sister...or both. :P
As pharaohs
As Caligulas!! >:D
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Say what?? :eyelash:
Who you would shag. That is the subject of the thread.
I would shag most of the women I find attractive here if I got the opportunity.
I'm pretty picky, but also discrete and diplomatic. I stay mum! :P
That is great that you are picky. Discretion isn't necessary for me as I don't have intentions on a married person nor am I married. Diplomacy haha. I don't have to be picky about who I shag in a fantasy setting (this thread). Reality is that I would most likely not travel to get laid. I don't see any females here that I would have to turn the lights out on. That doesn't mean I want to be their boyfriend lol. A screw is much less of a issue.
To be honest, in my younger days, I could have had sex more often than I did. But, I was so fucking clueless, that I missed signals and opportunities that most people would have jumped on right away. Plus, I never had the "RAGING" sex drive that I read about from other men with AS. As for fantasies, I have them, I just don't choose to broadcast them around as much.
Thats just me! :P
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As Caligulas!! >:D
So long as you don't mind me giving you to
my horse. :P
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As Caligulas!! >:D
So long as you don't mind me giving you to
my horse. :P
Oh you make me barf!! :finger:
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Don't waste the effort - unless I'm in your mouth. :toporly:
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Barf again. :(
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No one. No one actually wants me. :toporly:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Me too. :-*
i would, too, if you were someone else entirely.
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Say what?? :eyelash:
Who you would shag. That is the subject of the thread.
I would shag most of the women I find attractive here if I got the opportunity.
I'm pretty picky, but also discrete and diplomatic. I stay mum! :P
That is great that you are picky. Discretion isn't necessary for me as I don't have intentions on a married person nor am I married. Diplomacy haha. I don't have to be picky about who I shag in a fantasy setting (this thread). Reality is that I would most likely not travel to get laid. I don't see any females here that I would have to turn the lights out on. That doesn't mean I want to be their boyfriend lol. A screw is much less of a issue.
To be honest, in my younger days, I could have had sex more often than I did. But, I was so fucking clueless, that I missed signals and opportunities that most people would have jumped on right away. Plus, I never had the "RAGING" sex drive that I read about from other men with AS. As for fantasies, I have them, I just don't choose to broadcast them around as much.
Thats just me! :P
Bingo! We have a winner.
Incidentally I would happily shag any of the lovely ladies of I2. Seriously!
Yes..............Even Fatty McBlobb.
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Well, most girls don't know what's good for them, anyway!!
Switch teams, and go for Sir Les!! :zoinks:
Oi! I just saw that!
(Someone's after a paddlin')
Oh its OK it was directed at Soph and not Randy. That is OK. My apologies, support and encouragement there. (Of course overlooking the whole old enough biologically to be her Father thing)
Ummm.....paddlin' is not "necessary" now (purely voluntary)
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I'd fuck everyone except that pea guy.
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weeell, beggars can't be choosers.
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Bullshit :elvis:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Whadya think a cunt's for?
Dunno, but it's the wrong part to be putting your cock in if you don't want to talk.
To be honest, in my younger days, I could have had sex more often than I did. But, I was so fucking clueless, that I missed signals and opportunities that most people would have jumped on right away. Plus, I never had the "RAGING" sex drive that I read about from other men with AS. As for fantasies, I have them, I just don't choose to broadcast them around as much.
Thats just me! :P
Aspie men, and NT women, eh?
On a more serious note: A recurring theme in terms of the "raging sex drive" that I've noticed in a lot of the posts about it (especially on wrongplanket) is that sex is made into somehting more than it is- something vital, but unattainable. Often it seems integrally tied to self-worth. I have to wonder if it has something to do with the fact that sex is a way of connecting to another human being that most people are guaranteed to be capable of (if the other person is willing) regardless of the presence of other emotional/psychological aspects of connection, but that's just speculation. At any rate, add that emotional/self-worth aspect to even just a healthy, normal sex drive, and you might end up with a sort of perfect storm of horniness.
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Bullshit :elvis:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Whadya think a cunt's for?
Dunno, but it's the wrong part to be putting your cock in if you don't want to talk.
To be honest, in my younger days, I could have had sex more often than I did. But, I was so fucking clueless, that I missed signals and opportunities that most people would have jumped on right away. Plus, I never had the "RAGING" sex drive that I read about from other men with AS. As for fantasies, I have them, I just don't choose to broadcast them around as much.
Thats just me! :P
Aspie men, and NT women, eh?
On a more serious note: A recurring theme in terms of the "raging sex drive" that I've noticed in a lot of the posts about it (especially on wrongplanket) is that sex is made into somehting more than it is- something vital, but unattainable. Often it seems integrally tied to self-worth. I have to wonder if it has something to do with the fact that sex is a way of connecting to another human being that most people are guaranteed to be capable of (if the other person is willing) regardless of the presence of other emotional/psychological aspects of connection, but that's just speculation. At any rate, add that emotional/self-worth aspect to even just a healthy, normal sex drive, and you might end up with a sort of perfect storm of horniness.
Possibly, good question to think about! :plus:
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Yeah, but I prolly killed the thread. :(
Maybe some ways to make it more interesting (new derivatives of same question:
Who would you (anyone reading) MOST like to shag here, of all the people here?
or
If you were suddenly allowed to not have sex wuth anyone but current I2 members, who would you (anyone reading) be going after? (I'll admit if it was a choice between only shagging intensitians or total abstinence, I'd prolly choose... well, not abstinence.)
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I'd shag people here over abstinence
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I'd shag people here over abstinence
Ditto
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I'd fuck everyone except that pea guy.
:yawn:
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She is asking for specific names haha. Probably thinks that most of us are wussing out and avoiding the question. Screw abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.
I would shag PMSElle, Pyraxis, and probably Milla if I could. I don't know which I would want the most as I haven't seen that much of them in pictures to really compare. Just going on what I know by reading their posts to a degree (I actually talk to Milla on MSN though). Gus is a lesbian, so I can't count her lol. Hale_Bopp would definitely be someone I would want to shag, even though I really don't know her well and she seems to not like me. I will have to make some kind of metric or chart to see if I can measure which of the females here I want to shag the most.
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I am wussing out :zoinks:
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Screw abstinence
Is that even possible?
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Screw abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.
There is however a dire lack of eligible females for the males. Most already have partners, are gay or are unable/unwilling to have sex.
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Screw abstinence
Is that even possible?
Probably not, but it would be fun to try.
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Screw abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.
There is however a dire lack of eligible females for the males. Most already have partners, are gay or are unable/unwilling to have sex.
Very true, unfortunately that is the reality of the situation. This isn't the place to go to get laid lol.
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She is asking for specific names haha. Probably thinks that most of us are wussing out and avoiding the question. Screw abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.
I would shag PMSElle, Pyraxis, and probably Milla if I could. I don't know which I would want the most as I haven't seen that much of them in pictures to really compare. Just going on what I know by reading their posts to a degree (I actually talk to Milla on MSN though). Gus is a lesbian, so I can't count her lol. Hale_Bopp would definitely be someone I would want to shag, even though I really don't know her well and she seems to not like me. I will have to make some kind of metric or chart to see if I can measure which of the females here I want to shag the most.
I'm wussing out as well. Though I would say PI is top of the list! ;) I'm just not into "Wham BAM, THANK YOU M'AM!" Roll outta bed take a shower and go home or kick the woman I was shagging out the door. I like the friendship connection, like the one I have with my wife, sex is fun, no pressure, the connection of friend and lover makes things better for me.
Friends with benefits would be ok, as long as the "rules" and expectations were clear.
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Screw abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.
There is however a dire lack of eligible females for the males. Most already have partners, are gay or are unable/unwilling to have sex.
you forgot the "wouldn't touch any of you lot with a barge pole" option.
:laugh:
;)
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Screw abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.
There is however a dire lack of eligible females for the males. Most already have partners, are gay or are unable/unwilling to have sex.
you forgot the "wouldn't touch any of you lot with a barge pole" option.
:laugh:
;)
Well, that's because that's near-universal across the other three groups; it goes without saying.
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Screw abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.
There is however a dire lack of eligible females for the males. Most already have partners, are gay or are unable/unwilling to have sex.
you forgot the "wouldn't touch any of you lot with a barge pole" option.
:laugh:
;)
Damn, I guess we are that bad.
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Screw abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.
There is however a dire lack of eligible females for the males. Most already have partners, are gay or are unable/unwilling to have sex.
you forgot the "wouldn't touch any of you lot with a barge pole" option.
:laugh:
;)
Damn, I guess we are that bad.
Speak for yourself.........I attract raving beauties!
Escapees from the local nuthouse! :laugh:
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most of you, i guess. im pretty easy.
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most of you, i guess. im pretty easy.
Some of us might bruise easily though :autism:
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most of you, i guess. im pretty easy.
Some of us might bruise easily though :autism:
I would really like Hyke here about now. TMI? Like I give a shit :P
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That's sweet.
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most of you, i guess. im pretty easy.
Some of us might bruise easily though :autism:
I would really like Hyke here about now. TMI? Like I give a shit :P
:plus:
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There's only one person here I'd fuck and I'm not going to reveal her name. :M
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There's only one person here I'd fuck and I'm not going to reveal her name. :M
i am not a girl.
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There's only one person here I'd fuck and I'm not going to reveal her name. :M
i am not a girl.
:oneliner:
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Pyraxis. The bitch needs to be tamed. :|
peegai, such a charmer.
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:LOL:
He couldn't have pulled it off.
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:LOL:
He couldn't have pulled it off.
I could be wrong, but I think the penis is attached to most men. :autism:
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:LOL:
He couldn't have pulled it off.
I could be wrong, but I think the penis is attached to most men. :autism:
Forcing me to do this, you are. :P
King Missile - Detachable Penis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4#)
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:LOL:
He couldn't have pulled it off.
I could be wrong, but I think the penis is attached to most men. :autism:
he could have pulledit out but not pulled it off?
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I thought this was about shagging.
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I would shag everyone. :hyke:
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While rubbing your hands, in a Bruce way?
That smiley is a counter aphrodisiac. Just so you know.
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* thinks it is time for a who needs a kick here thread *
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While rubbing your hands, in a Bruce way?
That smiley is a counter aphrodisiac. Just so you know.
QFT
I can't stand that smiley.
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All the ladies would shag me, cause i'm really handsome and stuff.
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Is Val Kilmer on here? I would like that. :tard:
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While rubbing your hands, in a Bruce way?
That smiley is a counter aphrodisiac. Just so you know.
Please see my edited post my lovely Dutch bovine.
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While rubbing your hands, in a Bruce way?
That smiley is a counter aphrodisiac. Just so you know.
Please see my edited post my lovely Dutch bovine.
:laugh:
Now I can go to sleep, feeling attractive.
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I would love to Fuck you all...
...off a cliff :hahaha:
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I'd still fuck Fiona, but she isn't here anymore :o
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I would love to Fuck you all...
...off a cliff :hahaha:
That could be a nice contest. The queen vs the batty-cow. Baby-oil obligatory.
Time to get my wings from the cleaner.
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Wings! You have them dry cleaned?
Tip: Take 'em through the car wash, they will be fine! :zoinks:
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They are of the finest leather, nearly translucent.
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Mine are better. I'm a flying Roman horse 8)
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They are of the finest leather, nearly translucent.
But, as I indicated a while ago. Now it is bed-time. The bovine will rest, and will be ready to meet you on the green on top of the cliff, first thing in the morning.
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Mine are better. I'm a flying Roman horse 8)
:hahaha:
That will have the mighty Boudicea and me join forces first. We do not want Romans parading on our fields.
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Mine are better. I'm a flying Roman horse 8)
I hope the Nazi pony is in a loving new home. :zoinks:
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'till the 'morrow then.
I bid thee goodnight
(have you tried 'dubbin' on those wings?)
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Mine are better. I'm a flying Roman horse 8)
I hope the Nazi pony is in a loving new home. :zoinks:
You have not heard about all the meat scandals happening in Europe? :autism: :fatchef:
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Mine are better. I'm a flying Roman horse 8)
:hahaha:
That will have the mighty Boudicea and me join forces first. We do not want Romans parading on our fields.
So you mean "Romani, domum ite!"? :o
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Mine are better. I'm a flying Roman horse 8)
:hahaha:
That will have the mighty Boudicea and me join forces first. We do not want Romans parading on our fields.
So you mean Romani, domum ite? :o
:indeed:
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Oh no, there is a 'Roman' amongst us.....
flee flee
Is it Biggus Dickus?
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:agreed: :indeed:
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'till the 'morrow then.
I bid thee goodnight
(have you tried 'dubbin' on those wings?)
Here I am, still sleepdrunk, but, all polished up, shining in the daylight. Where are you?
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got delayed....
dealing with Romans.
Then got pissed. Oh, history repeating itself again :zoinks:
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"Tomorrow" is cras in Latin. I don't know if the Romans said "goodnight", but "sleep well" (to one person) is dormi bene.
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Wow, this thread's still going lol, it's been 7 years already!!!!!!
Hmmm i wonder if HG is still here!
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While rubbing your hands, in a Bruce way?
That smiley is a counter aphrodisiac. Just so you know.
Please see my edited post my lovely Dutch bovine.
:laugh:
Now I can go to sleep, feeling attractive.
Oh you! *giggles shyly
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Oh no, there is a 'Roman' amongst us.....
flee flee
Is it Biggus Dickus?
:LMAO:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgzamizIsx1qc3yd1o1_500.jpg)