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Politics, Mature and taboo => Political Pundits => Topic started by: Peter on October 26, 2007, 01:07:40 PM

Title: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: Peter on October 26, 2007, 01:07:40 PM
Instead of being busted for going to paramilitary training camps (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7064270.stm), wouldn't it be far simpler to just join the army?  You get free training, free food, a salary, and then you get handed a rifle and sent off to Iraq, where they let you walk right into the allied bases. 
Title: Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: Christopher McCandless on October 26, 2007, 01:19:40 PM
Or an even better solution, take some cyanide. Or a chill pill.
Title: Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: SovaNu on October 26, 2007, 01:28:51 PM
i agree with the kangaroo.
Title: Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: Calandale on October 26, 2007, 09:54:46 PM
I've never tried cyanide. :-\
Title: Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: SovaNu on October 26, 2007, 10:10:29 PM
i figure it has a bitter acrid taste. :P
Title: Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: Calandale on October 26, 2007, 10:27:13 PM
My wife did. Maybe she exuded cyanide.
 :laugh:
Title: Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: SovaNu on October 26, 2007, 10:40:52 PM
poor guy.
Title: Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: Calandale on October 26, 2007, 10:54:22 PM
Eh, I little saliva, and it got better.
Title: Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: Scrapheap on October 26, 2007, 11:12:17 PM
Instead of being busted for going to paramilitary training camps (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7064270.stm), wouldn't it be far simpler to just join the army?  You get free training, free food, a salary, and then you get handed a rifle and sent off to Iraq, where they let you walk right into the allied bases. 

I almost shot one of the Staff Sergeants in my squadron when we were in Bosnia/Herzegovina. I had a M240G (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M240G#M240G) with 200 rds pointed at him, ready to go, I just didnit feel like spending life in prison for doing justice to that motherfucker..... SSgt. Brumbalow.  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
Title: Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
Post by: maldoror on October 27, 2007, 12:17:59 AM
Don't start giving them ideas.