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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: Phlexor on September 26, 2007, 03:19:46 AM
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Hi,
Im Matt, 35, Married, Father of 4.
I usually hang out at AI, but yeah, now thinking of hanging out here as well.
Let's see if I can fit in with you misfits, should be interesting at least.
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:welcome: to Intensity.
4 kids? Wow. :plus:
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Thanks.
Yep, 4 kids, 3 boys, 11, 10 and 5 and a new daughter, 6 weeks old.
The 2 older boys are DX'ed HFA, 5yo is DX'ed developmental delay, but its pretty obvious he is also HFA, and Im DX'ed AS.
One weird bunch we are, but we all understand each other quite well.
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Yay, Phlexor. I have been waiting for you to finally post.
:plus:
I think you will fit in with us just fine.
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Thanks.
Well I was going to have a browse through all the posts before posting to get an idea what ppl are like. But seeing as you guys post like someone with an OCD on crack, I gave up.
Which I have to admit is something outside my comfort zone and therefore is new teritory for.
Things ppl should know about me:
1. I cant spell too good, so ignore it (it generally bothers me, I hate being a smart guy who cant spell)
2. Im not good at making lists cos I always forget where I was trying to go with these things.
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1. I cant spell too good, so ignore it (it generally bothers me, I hate being a smart guy who cant spell)
I love being Maldoror's fuckwit who can spell. (Provides me with some amusement.)
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I mean I could go look up a word in an online dictionary, but fuck that. I'd rather reword a sentence with words I know how to spell.
Its either laziness or like how looking up in a walkthrough for a video game is like cheating, I feel the same way about looking up words in a dictionary.
Its like a walkthrough for spelling.
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But seeing as you guys post like someone with an OCD on crack, I gave up.
:lol:
We don't all post like someone with an OCD on crack, do we?
After you make a total of ten posts, you will see more boards with even more posts.
Some people like to tease other people about spelling sometimes, but most of us know that a brilliant person can also be a bad speller. My husband is one of them.
Would you like to join the Aspie Elite?
You will get a cool custom title and a Secret Decoder Ring.
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Would you like to join the Aspie Elite?
You will get a cool custom title and a Secret Decoder Ring.
Sure! I've got soul to burn, I haven't quite sold it all to the devil yet >:D
Where do I sign up?
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Would you like to join the Aspie Elite?
You will get a cool custom title and a Secret Decoder Ring.
Sure! I've got soul to burn, I haven't quite sold it all to the devil yet >:D
Where do I sign up?
:mwhaha:
Just sign right here, my dear. You are part of the Aspie Elite now.
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Rite then, thank you very muchly for that.
Now I must go off and do some evil in celebration.... :eyebrows:
:dom: :kitten:
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welcome, new person.
/waves.
i have neither OCD, nor a taste for crack, so perhaps it's wise that i keep things that way, given my maniacal post count, eh? ;)
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Ah yes, but say I was to offer some sort of metaphorical "crack". What would that even mean to you?
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metaphorical hyperactivity, i should imagine. :P
;)
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A true spammer needs no drugs.
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Maybe we could just drink your blood and gain everlasting unholy spammer powers.
:coffee:
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Depends on how cute you are.
There aren't many people I'm
willing to share with.
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Hey, welcome. Are any of your kids on the spectrum?
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The 2 older boys are DX'ed HFA, 5yo is DX'ed developmental delay, but its pretty obvious he is also HFA, and Im DX'ed AS.
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Phew, I admire your commitment.
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I have OCD for Benny & Joon and Spokane so watch out.
What's AI?
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I have OCD for Benny & Joon and Spokane so watch out.
What's AI?
My name isn't Phlexor, but AI is an abbreviation for Aspergian Island (http://www.aspergianisland.com/).
First, there was a forum callled Aspergia (http://www.aspergia.com/) which was started by a guy named Edan for people with AS. It was kind of like a cross between Intensity and a support forum, but there were these whiners who wanted Edan to moderate the other members and they told him so all the time with these long complaining PMs. Then Edan got fed up because he could no longer keep up with the demands on his time, so he closed Aspergia down. Then members of Aspergia started their own boards like Aspergian Island, Aspies for Freedom, and WP.
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Depends on how cute you are.
There aren't many people I'm
willing to share with.
Is that cute as in looks or cute as in personality? And I'n not wearing a dress for you, well not until you buy me a few drinks first anyway.
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Hey, welcome. Are any of your kids on the spectrum?
The 2 older boys are DX'ed HFA, 5yo is DX'ed developmental delay, but its pretty obvious he is also HFA, and Im DX'ed AS.
Phew, I admire your commitment.
Thank you. In fact, I think I would have been harder had they been NT. At least this way I know how they think and why they do what they do.
Also, they help me understand myself by me seeing them develop. But I think that's true for any parent child relationship perhaps.
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I have OCD for Benny & Joon and Spokane so watch out.
What's AI?
Not that I wouldn't have guess ;D
I have to say, it's one of about a hand full of Johnny Depp films that my wife doesn't own, being a Johnny Depp fan herself.
Although I have to admit, he is quite a good actor, and I guess easy on the eyes for you ladies.
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Depends on how cute you are.
There aren't many people I'm
willing to share with.
Is that cute as in looks or cute as in personality? And I'n not wearing a dress for you, well not until you buy me a few drinks first anyway.
Both really. No need for clothing though.
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Hey, welcome. Are any of your kids on the spectrum?
Will you blame this minor blunder on your sleep medication, Uncle Maldoror?
Hey, welcome. Are any of your kids on the spectrum?
The 2 older boys are DX'ed HFA, 5yo is DX'ed developmental delay, but its pretty obvious he is also HFA, and Im DX'ed AS.
Phew, I admire your commitment.
Thank you. In fact, I think I would have been harder had they been NT. At least this way I know how they think and why they do what they do.
Also, they help me understand myself by me seeing them develop. But I think that's true for any parent child relationship perhaps.
I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.
Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.
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Depends on how cute you are.
There aren't many people I'm
willing to share with.
Is that cute as in looks or cute as in personality? And I'n not wearing a dress for you, well not until you buy me a few drinks first anyway.
Both really. No need for clothing though.
Half the fun is in the unwrapping of the presents.
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I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.
Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.
Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.
But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.
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i'd just like to say... walk throughs rule! FFS you don't even get out of the cave without one.
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I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.
Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.
Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.
But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.
I had one of those a few months ago. it wasn't that bad. :evillaugh:
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I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.
Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.
Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.
But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.
Butt-secks much?
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have you tried to get out of the cave in Lara without help? imPOSSIble. you have to jump a certain way. spend hours looking for the right way or get help. there's nothing wrong with asking for help. and dictionaries rule.
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I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.
Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.
Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.
But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.
Hail Lord Phlexor!! Glad to see you made it here!
As for a vasectomy, I had one done 14 years ago. The Doctor was great, I was awake thru out the procedure and felt no pain during and after. They gave me a shot of demerol 150mg 2 hours before and that was pretty effective. I know how you feel about the thought, but, having sex without the risk is an awesome feeling! ;D
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i'd just like to say... walk throughs rule! FFS you don't even get out of the cave without one.
have you tried to get out of the cave in Lara without help? imPOSSIble. you have to jump a certain way. spend hours looking for the right way or get help. there's nothing wrong with asking for help. and dictionaries rule.
Yes well, I do use walkthroughs for games, but dont tell anyone. I mean I suck at games even when on easy, and also at the start. I have this ideal I should be good at them straight away. Plus its ideal for looking cool in front of your kids when you can show off or help them with hard bits right after you secretly consult the walkthrough :green:
But today I got upset and got a migrane and cracked the shits cos I sucked at God of War II really early on, and that was even after consulting the walkthrough. I hate having to consult the walkthroughs very early on in a game, makes me feel big time stupid, sigh. Thats why I havent played much of Zelda Twilight Princess on the Wii, cos I have no fucking idea what Im ment to do in the Village at the start. I might have to cave in (get it, i used the word cave in a different context, sorta) and go cheat on the internets.
I guess you could say I have a problem with feeling stupid, like seriously, maybe I should get over it, if I knew how, maybe some of you can kick my arse over it time and time again and it might go away.
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I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.
Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.
Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.
But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.
I had one of those a few months ago. it wasn't that bad. :evillaugh:
You're such a liar :P
Do you kiss your mother father with that mouth?
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I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.
Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.
Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.
But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.
Butt-secks much?
Only surprise butt-secks is acceptable at this juncture in time, and I'm sure you are an expert at that.
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Hail Lord Phlexor!! Glad to see you made it here!
As for a vasectomy, I had one done 14 years ago. The Doctor was great, I was awake thru out the procedure and felt no pain during and after. They gave me a shot of demerol 150mg 2 hours before and that was pretty effective. I know how you feel about the thought, but, having sex without the risk is an awesome feeling! ;D
Oh look! its uncle Ozy come to greet me :green:
I have to say, it isnt the pain that worries me, although if there was pain, it would worry me. I guess I have control issues, and Im sure as a nurse, you've seen those ppl, big scary guys who look tough, but freak out in a hospital where there arent in control.
But yeah, it will be good when I dont have to worry about creating a womb infestation. Then the Baby Gravey will be an OPP, Other Persons Problem :evillaugh:
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it's big of you to admit. :plus: i don't like people knowing i cheat either. :P
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My cousin Brian had 3 kids with his first wife (1 died) and then got a vasectomy. He then got it reversed and has had another 4 kids with his current wife. So yeah if you get a vasectomy and want to have kids again, you can get it reversed.
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it's big of you to admit. :plus: i don't like people knowing i cheat either. :P
Thanks, I guess its better than being found out later that I was lying about my mad playah skills like a little bitch. :green:
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My cousin Brian had 3 kids with his first wife (1 died) and then got a vasectomy. He then got it reversed and has had another 4 kids with his current wife. So yeah if you get a vasectomy and want to have kids again, you can get it reversed.
I don't think I could ever handle the death of one of my children, fingers crossed that it doesnt happen to me.
But yeah, there is no chance that I want any more children, even if I end up re-marrying at some point in my life. No more Kids. Been there, done that, got the coffe mug.
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Hail Lord Phlexor!! Glad to see you made it here!
As for a vasectomy, I had one done 14 years ago. The Doctor was great, I was awake thru out the procedure and felt no pain during and after. They gave me a shot of demerol 150mg 2 hours before and that was pretty effective. I know how you feel about the thought, but, having sex without the risk is an awesome feeling! ;D
Oh look! its uncle Ozy come to greet me :green:
I have to say, it isnt the pain that worries me, although if there was pain, it would worry me. I guess I have control issues, and Im sure as a nurse, you've seen those ppl, big scary guys who look tough, but freak out in a hospital where there arent in control.
But yeah, it will be good when I dont have to worry about creating a womb infestation. Then the Baby Gravey will be an OPP, Other Persons Problem :evillaugh:
Yeah, after I got done and they wheeled me out to the recovery room. I did so well with the prodecure, they put me next to a guy who was next in line for a vasectomy. He wa REALLY nervous. He calmed down a bit after I told him, that I felt no pain and that It felt great to get it done. I was talking and joking with the nurses and the doctor, who was excellent btw. Anyway, I didn't hear any screaming from the OR while I was there. And, yes, I have seen the big manly dudes, go emo and stuff when they get into the hospital. ::)
As for control, just think of having the ultimate control, sex with NO worries, anytime, anyplace! :eyebrows:
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My cousin Brian had 3 kids with his first wife (1 died) and then got a vasectomy. He then got it reversed and has had another 4 kids with his current wife. So yeah if you get a vasectomy and want to have kids again, you can get it reversed.
I don't think I could ever handle the death of one of my children, fingers crossed that it doesnt happen to me.
But yeah, there is no chance that I want any more children, even if I end up re-marrying at some point in my life. No more Kids. Been there, done that, got the coffe mug.
What no Tee shirt????? :o
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I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.
Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.
Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.
But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.
I had one of those a few months ago. it wasn't that bad. :evillaugh:
You're such a liar :P
Do you kiss your mother father with that mouth?
Me? A liar? :angel:
Depends on how much of a pussy you are really. I sang an interesting song in the key of owww when the surgeon was tugging on me nut-strings, but it was over fairly quickly... apart from a few days of having bollocks like satsumas. :laugh:
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welcome, n00b. :)
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Hail Lord Phlexor!! Glad to see you made it here!
As for a vasectomy, I had one done 14 years ago. The Doctor was great, I was awake thru out the procedure and felt no pain during and after. They gave me a shot of demerol 150mg 2 hours before and that was pretty effective. I know how you feel about the thought, but, having sex without the risk is an awesome feeling! ;D
Oh look! its uncle Ozy come to greet me :green:
I have to say, it isnt the pain that worries me, although if there was pain, it would worry me. I guess I have control issues, and Im sure as a nurse, you've seen those ppl, big scary guys who look tough, but freak out in a hospital where there arent in control.
But yeah, it will be good when I dont have to worry about creating a womb infestation. Then the Baby Gravey will be an OPP, Other Persons Problem :evillaugh:
Yeah, after I got done and they wheeled me out to the recovery room. I did so well with the prodecure, they put me next to a guy who was next in line for a vasectomy. He wa REALLY nervous. He calmed down a bit after I told him, that I felt no pain and that It felt great to get it done. I was talking and joking with the nurses and the doctor, who was excellent btw. Anyway, I didn't hear any screaming from the OR while I was there. And, yes, I have seen the big manly dudes, go emo and stuff when they get into the hospital. ::)
As for control, just think of having the ultimate control, sex with NO worries, anytime, anyplace! :eyebrows:
Nah, I'm shit scared of Doctors, Hospitals, Needles, Pain, pain in me from any of that shit.
Sexy nurses in short skirts and with suspenders and stockings though, :eyebrows:
I wonder how Ozy would look in that kinda sexy nurse outfit? :evillaugh:
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My cousin Brian had 3 kids with his first wife (1 died) and then got a vasectomy. He then got it reversed and has had another 4 kids with his current wife. So yeah if you get a vasectomy and want to have kids again, you can get it reversed.
I don't think I could ever handle the death of one of my children, fingers crossed that it doesnt happen to me.
But yeah, there is no chance that I want any more children, even if I end up re-marrying at some point in my life. No more Kids. Been there, done that, got the coffe mug.
What no Tee shirt????? :o
No, this (http://www.cafepress.com/goosetheblog.60028220) is the T-Shirt I have. Very retro and very much me. :green:
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I hardly have the inclination to procreate; I'm too selfish to ever become a doting parent.
Methinks I should consider a vasectomy in my twenties.
Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.
But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.
I had one of those a few months ago. it wasn't that bad. :evillaugh:
You're such a liar :P
Do you kiss your mother father with that mouth?
Me? A liar? :angel:
Depends on how much of a pussy you are really. I sang an interesting song in the key of owww when the surgeon was tugging on me nut-strings, but it was over fairly quickly... apart from a few days of having bollocks like satsumas. :laugh:
Oh yeah, I'm a GIANT FUCKING PUSSY, when it comes to pain and shit. Too bad you can't buy pethadine at the supermarket. I'd be a junkie for that shit fer sure.
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welcome, n00b. :)
n00b!
Im 35, started using and programming computers at 13, started chat BBS'ing at 19 and now I'm 35, n00b indeed! ;)
Ah well I'm the n00b here I guess, that counts. Gotta start my way at the bottom of the shit heap and work my way up like everyone else..... to the top of the shit heap! ;D
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welcome, n00b. :)
n00b!
Im 35, started using and programming computers at 13, started chat BBS'ing at 19 and now I'm 35, n00b indeed! ;)
Ah well I'm the n00b here I guess, that counts. Gotta start my way at the bottom of the shit heap and work my way up like everyone else..... to the top of the shit heap! ;D
tough. but, as you pointed out, you are a n00b here, and besides, i started using computers before you did, so there. :P ;)
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I have OCD for Benny & Joon and Spokane so watch out.
What's AI?
Not that I wouldn't have guess ;D
I have to say, it's one of about a hand full of Johnny Depp films that my wife doesn't own, being a Johnny Depp fan herself.
Although I have to admit, he is quite a good actor, and I guess easy on the eyes for you ladies.
You ever seen the movie?
Have you been to Spokane?
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Depends on how cute you are.
There aren't many people I'm
willing to share with.
Is that cute as in looks or cute as in personality? And I'n not wearing a dress for you, well not until you buy me a few drinks first anyway.
Both really. No need for clothing though.
Half the fun is in the unwrapping of the presents.
Wanna be flayed?
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Heh, funny u should mention that. I'm suposed to be getting one of them cos we dont want any more kids than the ones we already have.
But sharp instuments near my meat and 2 veg scares the shit outta me, they're gonna have to knock me out, and then put on one of those plastic collars afterwards so I don't try to lick my wounds.
You can reach?
Cool. Most guys can't.
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Im 35, started using and programming computers at 13, started chat BBS'ing at 19 and now I'm 35, n00b indeed! ;)
Young un, who started late.
40, and started around 7. :laugh:
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I wonder how Ozy would look in that kinda sexy nurse outfit? :evillaugh:
Well, at 6 feet tall and 150 pounds, after I shaved my legs and put on the right makeup, wig and falsies. I'd probably look pretty hot! :evillaugh:
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pics, please. :laugh:
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if only to pacify the disturbing image parading through my head.
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In your dreams, my dear boys, In your dreams!
With a black wig and the right makeup.......................I could pass as Vivi's evil older sister! :-*
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i think vivi's the evil one, actually. :green:
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True! :eyebrows:
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hello and welcome! :)
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Phlexor should come back. :P
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Indeed.
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So, now that you're back, will you stick around?
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I think Phlexor should stick around and rub my tummy. :eyelash:
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Phlexor should stay around a bit. At least till it is cold enough on this part of the globe for me to dig up and think up recipes for snert.
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I don't think Phlexor is even reading this crap. >:(
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I don't think Phlexor is even reading this crap. >:(
Maybe it's just your crap he isn't reading. :hahaha:
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I think Phlexor should stick around and rub my tummy. :eyelash:
It would not be your "tummy" he would rub
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I don't think Phlexor is even reading this crap. >:(
Maybe it's just your crap he isn't reading. :hahaha:
I'm being nice and welcoming in here, and he's not responding. >:(
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I think Phlexor should stick around and rub my tummy. :eyelash:
It would not be your "tummy" he would rub
We might end up in the news. :zoinks:
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I think Phlexor should stick around and rub my tummy. :eyelash:
It would not be your "tummy" he would rub
We might end up in the news. :zoinks:
:needpics:
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:zoinks:
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