INTENSITY²
Start here => Games => Topic started by: Leto729 on September 17, 2007, 09:53:43 PM
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Here is something to not to Laugh at.
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Karl
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:plus: :laugh:
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Do not Laugh.
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Do not Laugh.
I'm really trying Kevv. Please tell me you don't subscribe to this crap. :o
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Do not Laugh.
I'm really trying Kevv. Please tell me you don't subscribe to this crap. :o
No I don't.
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Thank fuck for that. :laugh:
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(http://pekingduck.org/archives/Utopia%20in%20N%20Korea-thumb.jpg)
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I should post some of my sister's jokes, leaves me sleepy! :laugh:
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i'm trying very hard not to laugh at you, flo.
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http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=1213
Really nothing to laugh about.
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what's there to not laugh about this, kevv?
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what's there to not laugh about this, kevv?
Just go to Haiti.
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what's there to not laugh about this, kevv?
Just go to Haiti.
i'd laugh like a drain, considering how they speak english.
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Voodoo zombies are boring. I like George Romero's zombies better.
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agreed.
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(http://www.snipercountry.com/Bookstore/graphics/FM21_76_USArmy_Survival.jpg)
US Army Survival Manual (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0967512395/snipercountryA)
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One more Chinese product recall:
*Edit* Bastards, wrong thread. I meant to put the kiddie-grater in the 'make someone laugh' thread.
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:LMAO:
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vulvular
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I would say laugh, here, but they are dead fucking serious ... of course, that might make it funnier.
From the Mormons:
STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION
Mark E. Petersen
Council of the 12 Apostles
Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been,
both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.
This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You
must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision,
the problem will be greatly reduced at once.
But it must be more than a hope or a whish, more than knowing that it
is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your
mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any
tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.
After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific
guidelines:
A Guide to Self-Control:
1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during
normal toilet processes.
2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company
and stay in this good company.
3. If you are associated with other persons having this same
problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never
associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't
suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will.
You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in
their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind.
The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where
it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more
wholesome things.
4. When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never
stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long
enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE
BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your
family present.
5. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the
most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you
cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would
be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those
clothes. By the time you started to remove protective
clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your
thinking that the temptation would leave you.
6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed,
GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A
SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if
you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining
weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET
YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your
thoughts, so to speak.
7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your
problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a
thought, then an act."
The thought pattern must be changed. You must not
allow this problem to remain in your mid. When you
accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.
8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read
good books -- Church books -- Scriptures -- Sermons of the
Brethern [sic, Cistern too?]. Make a daily habit of reading
at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the
four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The
four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above
anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their
uplifting qualities.
9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for
that will tend to keep [it] in your mind more than ever. Pray
for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray
for the Missionaries, the General Authorities, your friends,
your families, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT
MENTIONING IT EVER -- NOT IN CONVERSATION WITH OTHERS, NOT
IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT _OUT_ of your mind!
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Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
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I laughed. :hahaha:
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Bleedin' jeezis! they make knocking one off sound as dangerous as condensed, liquefied hydrazoic acid (think 'similar in toxicity to hydrogen cyanide, only more difficult to treat, and with a considerable propensity towards being so unstable it explodes with not too much provocation at all. In other words, not very friendly at all)
Our pencil-dicked, small-minded bridge-squatting subterranean 'friend' should consider joining the mormons. He's almost there. He'd just have to get rid of the second 'm'.
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Finally figuring out that the chemistry set doesn't bring you friends? Good for you
Try sharing yourself more positively and someone might actually like you for not being a total shit. Now go fall on the floor and don't move.
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^^^ yeah, that was totally unfunny.
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Funny, could say the same about you. Fanny boy
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I don't need the chemistry set, as you put it (actually its a fully functioning lab, your average chemistry set these days is near enough 100% certain to have been nerfed, and all the good bits shitcanned for being 'too dangerous', I have had them before..but its kinda telling quite how bad things are in that respect when just about the best and most useful things in one are a couple of small bottles containing maybe 10-15g of cobalt chloride, some PH paper with a less than promising PH range, and some sodium bisulfate) to win friends. Actually if somebody professed friendship just because of what I am able to do with the lab, I'd be very suspect indeed of their motives and truthfulness. You wouldn't know of course, but real friends care about people for who they are, not what they have or are able to do or make.
Although its OK, I expected such a concept to elude your grasp, given your obviously a little...slow on the uptake, and of course, not very likely to know what a friend actually is, what with never having had any experience having any of them.
And seriously? 'fanny boy' ? is that the best you can do? you should be embarrassed with yourself. A D- for effort and originality, and a 'U' for quality and intellect.
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Funny, could say the same about you. Fanny boy
Soy boy. :wanker:
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^fail. That was funny.
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Wrong thread :LOL: