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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: jman on September 12, 2007, 04:33:27 PM
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Ok,
There is this guy who has become quite famous on youtube. His name is Chris Crocker, he is a gay drag queen who is quite the attention whore. When I first saw the video I am going to post the URL to a second, I thought this guy was acting (heck I wasn't even sure of his gender at first), but then I checked out his youtube page, and some of his other videos, and this guy is for real and very disturbed. On his youtube page he says he is the new Christ, and for his background he has "Chris the new christ" and what looks like a picture of him being crucified to the cross.
Apprently he is a big fan of Britney Spears, and he posted a video in response to people's criticism of her performance or should I non-performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. In this video he is actually sobbing uncontrollably You have to see it to believe it: This is one of the most disturbing I have ever encountered. From what I understand the video made main stream headlines in Austraila, here it is, see for yourselves
Here is the britney video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
and here is his youtube page:
http://www.youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker
I am warning you , this guy is one scary human being (if he even is human).
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Mediocre acting. If tear ducts are dry what about eye drops? Some people will do anything to get on the internet. Oh no wait, anyone can.
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:o
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Mediocre acting. If tear ducts are dry what about eye drops? Some people will do anything to get on the internet. Oh no wait, anyone can.
ummm he is not acting
http://www.yahoo.com/s/675234
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Britney Who. ;D
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Britney Who. ;D
The Britney that must be speared.
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Anyone else remember a few years ago when she accidentally left her wireless microphone on while going backstage? A whole stadium full of people heard her cussing her crew. "Don't tell me they're gonna just let a member of the audience fucking stand out there like that..." or something like that?
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If he truly is real he needs some good drugs to help fix that and Brittney needs a restraining order or she will end up like Selena,wait that might not be that bad >:D
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I saw a segment of it's "Leave Britney alone", emo sobbing. ::) That is one fucked up asshole! I saw the Britney Speared performance................it was awful. And the audience shots showed that they were shocked at how low she has sunk in the last few years. All of us here could have danced better than her! McJ would have looked better in that outfit than her! :laugh:
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Britney Who. ;D
The Britney that must be speared.
She's been "speared" one too many times! :eyebrows:
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Ok,
There is this guy who has become quite famous on youtube. His name is Chris Crocker, he is a gay drag queen who is quite the attention whore. ...............
and here is his youtube page:
http://www.youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker
I am warning you , this guy is one scary human being (if he even is human).
I bet this delusional twunt makes more money off nothing, than I do working my butt off! :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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I bet this delusional twunt makes more money off nothing, than I do working my butt off! :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
That's rather the case with most who make a lot of
money.
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Yes. It's pretty sad people actually watch this. I'm thinking of starting "Angry red head" videos of me getting angry and smashing things. I wanna be like touretts guy but a female version accept I'm not fat, wear glasses, wear a Tony The Tiger shirt and have a neck brace. I heard he died. it's very sad. It will be even sadder if people watched me being angry but it's been done and there is so much and even the most awesome entertainment I have seen on Youtube gets hardly any views.
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Britney Who. ;D
The Britney that must be speared.
She's been "speared" one too many times! :eyebrows:
Yeah.... but not with an actual spear. >:D
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To: Mr. Chris Crocker
Surreal Street
Attentionwhoreville, WP
From: 5th NAtional Bank of Reality
Dream Street
Fantasyville, Wherever
Dear Mr. Crocker:
It has recently come to our attention that your reality check just bounced. As we value your patronage and the laughs and giggles we get from watching your pathetic attempts to be famous. We suggest you contact us ASAP, at your earliest convenience so we may give you a thorough check up from the neck up and restore your reality account (small as it may be.) to it's former station of providing us unlimited amusement, instead of embarassment. Not unlike what your heroine, Britney Spears did on the awards show.
We look forward to hearing from you.
Thank you for your inattention to this matter.
Sincerely
Hugh Jim Bissel
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Thats just some funny shit.
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That guy had me laughing for hours when I watched all the parodies.
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Yeah, I just was falling out of my chair watching the guys doing a "crocker" over OJ Simpson. :laugh:
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Well, in a case of WTF. Crocker boy has parlayed his emoness into possible tv show deal.
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=276438>1=7702&
There is no god!
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That was really really STUPID. What a fucktard.
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Well, in a case of WTF. Crocker boy has parlayed his emoness into possible tv show deal.
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=276438>1=7702&
There is no god!
It's our fault though for finding him funny. If hes' so sensitive in real life I don't know how could he ever handle it :kapow:. My guess is he will get his fifteen minutes and that's it
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God killed himself 15 mins after creation?
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CRY
Cry
cry
cry
baby
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Well, in a case of WTF. Crocker boy has parlayed his emoness into possible tv show deal.
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=276438>1=7702&
There is no god!
It's our fault though for finding him funny. If hes' so sensitive in real life I don't know how could he ever handle it :kapow:. My guess is he will get his fifteen minutes and that's it
Sensitive or just smart enough to make himself the center of attention??? Either way, he seems pretty much a one trick pony and will disappear after his act wears thin and he stops getting attention in the mainstream media. As for YouTube, well, for those who find it an outlet, great, and for those who find it entertaining, also great, as for me, I'll stay well away from it. Those here who use it, I mean no offense, it's just not my thing!
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Seth Green made a video response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2p1sJUHow4&mode=related&search=
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Seth Green made a video response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2p1sJUHow4&mode=related&search=
Many people made a response to this Yahoo. And all were funnier than "crockpot"! ::)
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oh fuck. i ate pizza.
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Whoops!
How'd that happen?
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i was drunk.
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It happens.
I usually don't eat drunk.
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it weakens the judgement.
i need to go on speed.
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I want to go kill some things, but I'm too
used to postwhoring.
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oh fuck. i ate pizza.
what type?
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cheese.
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cheese.
Thought yu would be a little more adventureous with toppings!
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I prefer toothpaste, with assorted nuts and
bolts.
Had a random pizza topping generator
in the space gamer, and that was the
killer combo.
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mom chose it. i was just drunk and there.
toothpaste yummy
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Ok.
Yeah I love toothpaste, nut and bolt pizza as well, washed down with mouth wash: the cheapest most effective colonic irrigation I ever had!
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You guys swallow or spit mouthwash?
I'm mixed on which to do.
Hate to waste the alcohol,
but seems wrong to drink it
somehow.
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I was just kidding. :laugh:
Usually just rinse and spit. The way it burns the inside of my mouth I'd be reluctant to drink it.
I hear the crazy Finns drink it all the time though!
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I DO drink it occasionally.
It doesn't burn any worse
than vodka.
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What per cent would you say it is?
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Mine's around 27%, so 55 proof or so.
Cheap ass drink.
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And you wake up with fresh breath!
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Well, I'm worried about the menthol and
eucalyptus. Before I try drinking it seriously,
I'll check to make certain that these things
are ok.
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What the fuck is wrong with you two??
Isn't Potters Vodka cheap enough for you??
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lol I've no intention of drinking it.
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do crazy finns get accused of drinking everything often? :laugh:
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do crazy finns get accused of drinking everything often? :laugh:
oh yeah. They'll drink anything!
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i sure don't! i'm picky.
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I'm only joking with you. lol
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i know, pupkin. ;D
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You've seen that movie 'King Of Comedy'?
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What the fuck is wrong with you two??
Isn't Potters Vodka cheap enough for you??
Never tried it. But my vodka
goes for about $10 US per liter,
whilst mouthwash is about $3.
I'm cheap as sin.
Plus, I feel guilty spitting it out.
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What the fuck is wrong with you two??
Isn't Potters Vodka cheap enough for you??
Never tried it. But my vodka
goes for about $10 US per liter,
whilst mouthwash is about $3.
I'm cheap as sin.
Plus, I feel guilty spitting it out.
I drink cheap vodka as well. People tell me the other stuff goes down easier. I drink to get drunk, not to taste that stuff. It goes down my throat so fast anyways.
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I rather like the taste of my vodka.
I pay an extra dollar a liter, for
something that I prefer. BUT,
I kinda like the taste of mouthwash
too. :laugh:
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You've seen that movie 'King Of Comedy'?
negatory.
i love your av.
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It DANCES!
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Yep. He's pretty cool.
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I can't believe what I heard on the radio this morning ............ This fucktard is getting his own TV show. :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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YES you too can be a star all you have to do make a complete ass of yourself on YouTube :green:
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YES you too can be a star all you have to do make a complete ass of yourself on YouTube :green:
QFT