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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Ask Away Threads => Topic started by: Lurker on September 10, 2007, 12:08:38 PM
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Got that? :shark:
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Why not?
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It's like Project Mayhem. YOU DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!!!! >:(
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Is your name Robert Paulson?
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You mean the voice actor?
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fully erect, how long is your penis?
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No, Bob-Bitch-Tits. The juicer. Meatloaf. His name was Robert Paulson.
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Got that? :shark:
Too funny, you started an ask away thread but you don't want questions in it.
Since I don't know what Project Mayhem is, I'll try anyway:
What is Project Mayhem?
How did you find us?
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Is that you in your avie?
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Were you ever struck by lightning
and killed?
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It's like Project Mayhem. YOU DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!!!! >:(
You can ask me a question
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Got that? :shark:
What is Project Mayhem?
THE FIRST RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE SECOND RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE THIRD RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is NO EXCUSES.
THE FOURTH RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is NO LIES.
THE FIFTH RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU HAVE TO TRUST TYLER.
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Got that? :shark:
What is Project Mayhem?
THE FIRST RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE SECOND RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE THIRD RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is NO EXCUSES.
THE FOURTH RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is NO LIES.
THE FIFTH RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU HAVE TO TRUST TYLER.
Thanks, Amyleigh. You have told me the rules of Project Mayhem and I appreciate that.
But what is Project Mayhem?
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Extension of Fight Club made by Tyler Durden basically. It is a terrorist group.
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Extension of Fight Club made by Tyler Durden basically. It is a terrorist group.
Thanks, Alex.
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So I guess that's why Lurker doesn't want us asking him any questions, huh? He's a terrorist? :evillaugh:
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Are you a beautiful or unique snowflake?
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We are all part of the same compost heap.
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Are you a beautiful or unique snowflake?
no, but i am Jack's raging bile duct.
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I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack.
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i am Jill's Nipple. i get pierced, Jill gets grounded for two weeks.
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Got that? :shark:
What is Project Mayhem?
THE FIRST RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE SECOND RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
THE THIRD RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is NO EXCUSES.
THE FOURTH RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is NO LIES.
THE FIFTH RULE of PROJECT MAYHEM is YOU HAVE TO TRUST TYLER.
Thanks, Amyleigh. You have told me the rules of Project Mayhem and I appreciate that.
But what is Project Mayhem?
:laugh: :plus:
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watch the BMITWEZOMG!!! Callaway.
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Ok, I won't.
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you must.
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YOu mustn't.
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you should.
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I shan't.
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thou shall and thou will.
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obey thy master!! :P
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yeah. :P
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Or mistress.
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or mattress.
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Leave my desires towards
furniture out of this.
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think of a train of foldable chairs.
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Gang bang!
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butt fuck!
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yes please.
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i'll call McMurphypants.
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I thought YOU were offering.
Never mind then.
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i want hot gay sex.
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We could pretend that you're male.
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doesn't work. i hate myself.
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I hate me too.
Guess we could sit around and
watch flo and richard play.
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can i cry on your shoulder while we watch richard and flo carry us drinks?
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Only if you cry blood.
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then i'll just bleed. though i am bleeding. it's just coming out of a hole that never heals. :P
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No. You have to learn to cry
tears of blood.
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alright. i will cry when i have stayed up and my blood vessels have burst.
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That's cheating.
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bullshit.
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Cat doo doo.
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Christ. I make a simple request with this thread and look.
Come on you two! Kiss and make up!
:afterglow:
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That was foreplay!
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Fine then!
:handjob:
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who the fuck is this lurker anyway?
:laugh:
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I don't know, but its avie gets me hot.
That's why I wanna have sex in its thread.
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a squid.
sexy.
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You always know JUST what to say.
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i will never reveal my secret.
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Just don't stop.
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would you leave me?
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Am I with you?
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you're always with me. here. :eyelash: *taps chest*
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Antacid might help.
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you sell yourself short.
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Haven't sold myself at all.
Considered it, but couldn't
do it.
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you shouldn't. you're too hot to be a whore.
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:eyelash:
Or, as my PE's mother said about her,
too stupid.
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what's a pe? phys ed?
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Psycho Ex.
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lol.
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Can I join you guys?
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Can I join you guys?
Certainly. Would you like to join the Aspie Elite and get a cool custom title and a Secret Decoder Ring?
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Can I join you guys?
And if you mean the conversation,
just jump right in. Don't be shy.
It's your ask away thread, after all. :laugh:
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we will lick you.
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ooooh, that tickles!!!
:tongue:
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that was Calandale. :P
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but I thought you'd let me in on the action???
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he did. :P
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Licked its nose.
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:'(
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Now you're making me feel bad.
Don't lose the happy feelings, or
Mr. Happy will go away, and Mr.
Psychotic will come back.
You don't want to see Mr. Psychotic
again, do you? Of course not. Mr. Happy
wants to stay, but tears make him run
away.
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:laugh:
HA HA HA!
(laugh, Lurker, laugh)
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Mr. Happy LIKES forced laughter. :evillaugh:
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good because that's all we're good for! the candy machine is out of chocolates!
HA HA HA!
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Out of chocolcates? THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!
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yes there is. GOD is protecting me from eating. :green:
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Me too, by making me too fucking lazy to go shopping.
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Are you a transsexual, Lurker?
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Are you a transsexual, Lurker?
I COULD be if you want....
:green: :eyebrows: :drool: :tongue:
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Did you or do you play FFXI? I saw that you mentioned it.
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What is your mbti type?
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Lurker: What motivated you to join this site/who are you on other sites/what is your secret identity?
watch the BMITWEZOMG!!! Callaway.
Nameless: What's BMITWEZOMG?
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Did you or do you play FFXI? I saw that you mentioned it.
Sorry, I can't answer that. you're not supposed to ask me anything, remember?
What is your mbti type?
I think you
Should respect my wish not to
Tell you anything about my
Personality
Lurker: What motivated you to join this site/who are you on other sites/what is your secret identity?
sorry lady, this is an anti-ask away thread. :laugh: :P
all i'll say is I'm not going back to WP again.
:shark:
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:eyebrow: Alright then (even though you did ask it of others).
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So, I suppose this thread is just for spamming
again. Who wants to have sex in Lurker's thread?
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Everyone should, since he won't answer questions. That way when he comes back, there will be a huge mess.
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Lurker: What motivated you to join this site/who are you on other sites/what is your secret identity?
watch the BMITWEZOMG!!! Callaway.
Nameless: What's BMITWEZOMG?
BestMovieInTheWorldEverZOMG aka Fight Club
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What is your mbti type?
I think you
Should respect my wish not to
Tell you anything about my
Personality
I think that you should answer the question, since you asked many other people to answer it, Lurker.
How would answering a question like this make you de-lurk, anyway?
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
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i bet he's an INTP.
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i bet he's an INTP.
That is close to what I thought too, except I thought INTJ.
8)
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it's a coin toss as we don't know much about him. :P
we must get him to reveal something.
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it's a coin toss as we don't know much about him. :P
we must get him to reveal something.
We know he's a refugee from WP who hits on most things female. So he's probably on the spectrum. :D
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it's a coin toss as we don't know much about him. :P
we must get him to reveal something.
We know he's a refugee from WP who hits on most things female. So he's probably on the spectrum. :D
Good guess. Maybe he is Alex Plank, posing as a Lurker. Lurker did say he is never going back to WP again. Maybe the Plank accidentally banned himself. :o
Lurker, we have an emoticon named after you (it's : lurk : without the spaces)
:lurk:
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What is your mbti type?
I think you
Should respect my wish not to
Tell you anything about my
Personality
I think that you should answer the question, since you asked many other people to answer it, Lurker.
How would answering a question like this make you de-lurk, anyway?
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
*ahem* I DID.
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What is your mbti type?
I think you
Should respect my wish not to
Tell you anything about my
Personality
I think that you should answer the question, since you asked many other people to answer it, Lurker.
How would answering a question like this make you de-lurk, anyway?
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
*ahem* I DID.
:LMAO:
Thanks, Lurker. Milla was closer than I was.
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it's a coin toss as we don't know much about him. :P
we must get him to reveal something.
We know he's a refugee from WP who hits on most things female. So he's probably on the spectrum. :D
I know he keeps asking people about FFXI recently. I don't remember anyone from WP mentioning FFXI other than me, but I am sure there are a few there that played it. What makes you think he is from WP or on the spectrum? Him hitting on all things female really doesn't say much either, plenty of guys do that on the net.
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What is your mbti type?
I think you
Should respect my wish not to
Tell you anything about my
Personality
I think that you should answer the question, since you asked many other people to answer it, Lurker.
How would answering a question like this make you de-lurk, anyway?
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
*ahem* I DID.
:LMAO:
Thanks, Lurker. Milla was closer than I was.
:laugh: lucky shot.
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:laugh: lucky shot.
In the EYE!
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What is your mbti type?
I think you
Should respect my wish not to
Tell you anything about my
Personality
I think that you should answer the question, since you asked many other people to answer it, Lurker.
How would answering a question like this make you de-lurk, anyway?
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
*ahem* I DID.
omgwtfrofllol
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:plus: to both
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dammit, i've been comming out as ISFP lately. ???
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dammit, i've been comming out as ISFP lately. ???
What's the matter with that?
Sometimes, I come out INFJ instead of INTJ.
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i think you might be cool but first i have to know what your problem is?
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well, my work here is done. off to find deep waters and darker shadows. toodles.
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dammit, i've been comming out as ISFP lately. ???
Sounds unwise, but if you feel you
need to come out, I'll support your
decision.
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why, what are you?
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Well, c'ya. I've got too much work to do now.
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Well, c'ya. I've got too much work to do now.
Goodbye, you silly stalker. Leave PMS Elle alone. :finger:
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A/S/L?
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Advanced Squad Leader.
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Animated Shit Licker?
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Why did Lurker leave? :(
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Why did Lurker leave? :(
OK, this is really hush-hush, but from what I heard, he sold some mafia secrets and had to enter the witness protection program. He was supposed to start a new career as a -certain unspecified cartoon chararter- at a -certain unspecified cartoon-themed theme park-.
So, either he's at Disney world, or he got turned into an egg roll, mob hit style, complete with carpeted outer shell.
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Why did Lurker leave? :(
OK, this is really hush-hush, but from what I heard, he sold some mafia secrets and had to enter the witness protection program. He was supposed to start a new career as a -certain unspecified cartoon chararter- at a -certain unspecified cartoon-themed theme park-.
So, either he's at Disney world, or he got turned into an egg roll, mob hit style, complete with carpeted outer shell.
:plus:
I can't believe you just disclosed that.
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Why did Lurker leave? :(
OK, this is really hush-hush, but from what I heard, he sold some mafia secrets and had to enter the witness protection program. He was supposed to start a new career as a -certain unspecified cartoon chararter- at a -certain unspecified cartoon-themed theme park-.
So, either he's at Disney world, or he got turned into an egg roll, mob hit style, complete with carpeted outer shell.
:laugh: :plus:
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Why did Lurker leave? :(
OK, this is really hush-hush, but from what I heard, he sold some mafia secrets and had to enter the witness protection program. He was supposed to start a new career as a -certain unspecified cartoon chararter- at a -certain unspecified cartoon-themed theme park-.
So, either he's at Disney world, or he got turned into an egg roll, mob hit style, complete with carpeted outer shell.
:plus:
I can't believe you just disclosed that.
...
Ah, shit, this forum is viewable even by non-members, isn't it?
oops.
I mean, uh, he's probably at Disney Land.