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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: SovaNu on September 08, 2007, 04:39:21 PM
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two boys craig and john paul
were kissing
craig's girlfriend sarah came upstairs
caught them cumhanded
a single tear rolled down her cheek
her future looked so bleak
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aw, what a poor lonely thread.
seems to me
as if it shopuld be put to bed.
set the poor thred free.
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What's Hollyoaks?
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great replies people.
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Hollyoaks is a soap.
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great replies people.
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Hollyoaks is a soap.
is it full of teen angst?
because you can rhyme that with spanked.
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it's not really angsty. it's just Craig and John Paul writhing in pain because Craig is in the closet. but now it all changes. John Paul texted Sarah to come upstairs using Craig's phone, and then he was making out with Craig on the bed, and Sarah came in!!! she saw them and cried. it was wonderful.
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it's not really angsty. it's just Craig and John Paul writhing in pain because Craig is in the closet. but now it all changes. John Paul texted Sarah to come upstairs using Craig's phone, and then he was making out with Craig on the bed, and Sarah came in!!! she saw them and cried. it was wonderful.
did she cry because she was so happy that he finally admitted his sexuality?
or was she his girlfriend and now lives with the pain of being such an aweful woman that she made her boyfriend turn gay?
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actually her friend Hannah was option 2. yes, that is Hannah whose fan i am. she started purging because she thought she turned John Paul gay. she saw John Paul and Craig kissing but Craig maintained his straight cover after that. so he and Sarah were bf and gf. Craig broke and went to John Paul and told him he loved him and wanted him and they had sex and that started their secret affair. Spike was about to reveal that he was cheating on Sarah because he wants John Paul back, see, Spike was John Paul's first boyfriend and took his flower. anyway. Spike was saying to John Paul and Craig Sarah will find out and Sarah heard it and was mad at Craig and Craig digging the hole deeper said the secret was he wanted to marry her. and then they got engaged. Sarah bought a ring for herself. Craig's mother threw a party for them. then at the party Sarah found out. John Paul was done with keeping secrets. it was so awesome.
oh yeah and yeah Sarah is not happy about it. she has no appreciation of gayness. :'(
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she should have known that a guy named john paul would be gay or the pope, or both.
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lol.
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quit spamming my Hollyoaks Poem thread.
more poetry.
Craig and John Paul
once were lovers
now John Paul has left Craig
Craig cried all alone in his room
while his mama told him to go beg
Sarah to take him back
but instead Craig went to
fight with John Paul
and John Paul told him he was a
two-timing selfish cunt
and Sarah bawled and smoked a blunt (not really but it rhymes)
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All is well in Chester
now that John Paul
took Craig back
and Craig dumped
Sarah the whiny cow
whose eyes were always
smutty and black
:green:
and even though Melissa died
Hannah is still alive
and puking up lunches
in the alley
when noone is looking
don't expect her to keep it
if she eats your cooking :P