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Start here => Games => Topic started by: enronh on September 03, 2007, 04:26:24 PM
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Ok my child, How have you sinned in the last week? Get it off your chest...
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Erm, father. I was a very naughty boy this week, I didnt wank how you asked me too in the shower, and didnt let you see my penis.
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That's ok my child, come around to the rectory this evening and I will give you another 'guitar lesson'.
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Please father, dont play my strings this time.
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Don't fret boy, you just need a bit of fine tuning so God can truely love you as his son. Thats where I come along. Its all for your own good. Remember you liked it last time when I took you for a dickyback ride around my study. You said you felt like a prizewinning jockey!
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But Father, thats because you beat me and twisted my knobs until I said and did all that. Please dont push my buttons this week.
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Its God's Will my child. And do not dare FUCK with God's will.
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But God never said you could play with me.
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My child, God communicates to me alot. We have spoken at lenght about you. He thinks you are very special. Maybe more special than Patrick Swayze!
It may not make sense to you now but one day it will. We are preparing you. Tomorrow I want you to wash my car in your underwear with plenty of sudds. Don't think, don't question, just do.
I will be videotaping it because the Pope wants to make sure my car and your underwear are clean.
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*grudgingly gets cock out*
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*searches for the holy water*
Lets make a holy cross with our penii my child. This will please the Lord. I'll let you drink some of the wine.
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I ate rice cakes over my keyboard lastnight. It's my computer and I don't care if rice cakes get in it so STFU
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Is that what they teach you in some Panama Wanna-HumpHump Bar or is this just your last day at the bosses liquor? Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
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(http://theololgians.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/loljesus.jpg)
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*searches for the holy water*
Lets make a holy cross with our penii my child. This will please the Lord. I'll let you drink some of the wine.
I dont like the wine, it makes me feel giddy.
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*searches for the holy water*
Lets make a holy cross with our penii my child. This will please the Lord. I'll let you drink some of the wine.
I dont like the wine, it makes me feel giddy.
I think that might have been the intended effect in this case ;)
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The Jesus Juice worked for Michael Jackson.
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Is that what they teach you in some Panama Wanna-HumpHump Bar or is this just your last day at the bosses liquor? Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
That's my favorite Jack Nicholson quote ever! I'll :plus: you every time I see you now. :laugh:
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*searches for the holy water*
Lets make a holy cross with our penii my child. This will please the Lord. I'll let you drink some of the wine.
I dont like the wine, it makes me feel giddy.
Its either the wine or I'll make you repair the tiles on the church roof in the freezing wind like last time!
You know my child that God likes me to play the organ in more ways than one.
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Is that what they teach you in some Panama Wanna-HumpHump Bar or is this just your last day at the bosses liquor? Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
That's my favorite Jack Nicholson quote ever! I'll :plus: you every time I see you now. :laugh:
;D
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fuck it.